Before making the thread I was thinking about a Bogey Scylla hybrid, which would be so good at it there would be no room for improvement.

Wait this isn't a stun gun, it's a tsun gun. How am I supposed to capture monsters with this?

>>105970 I-it's not like you wanted to capture monsters, right?

>>105970 >”F-figure it out, baka!”

I don't want to change my wife's personality. I want to love her for who she is. Her violent, aggressive, crude, idiotic self.

>>105973 >Fix her? >I'm going to make her worse.

>>105973 flaws can be more compelling than perfections

>>105973 I wouldnt have it any other way.

>>105973 glad to see malefs can find love

>>105968 So we have a birthing gacha with Scyllas, but I wonder what happens with Alps? There can't be Alps from birth and monster pretty much can't give birth to human men unless they win the birthing lottery, so do Alps guve birtto Succs? Lesser Succs? Demons?

>>105977 Excuse you? Malefs are violent, aggressive, NOBLE, and idiotic, thank you very much.

>>105978 >Scylla Echidna. Anyway, I always assumed just normal succubi. Lesser's are just really just a mid-monsterization phase, and Alps are always a product of the environment/mana exposure. Yes, this does mean you can tease a normal succubus about her "weird" mom.

>>105980 >"Hey Cindy! Your second dad has great tits!" <"Ugh, moooom..." <"It's okay dear, your father does it too; I'm used to it. And they are nice tits. "

>>105978 Alps always give birth to "males", but they always have feminine personality traits and Alp as soon as they hit puberty.

>>105978 Alp reproduction is addressed in canon. https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#CASE_10:_Sex_Change_(p92) >>What it comes down to is this. Alp is just a moniker for those who exceptionally changed from an incubus into a “succubus”, so they are essentially succubi. For that reason, the children born will turn out to be ordinary succubi, not alps. >>105980 Can be cool to have a cold one with both your in-laws.

>>105978 If you want to find out use empiric information Find an Alp and start experimenting

>>105968 Is THIS an octopus?

>>105985 No. Count the legs anon. Count the legs. And then go crazy counting the infinite legs of an endless shog.

>>105986 >anon is prepared for infinite tentacle fuckery and braces his mind accordingly >1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 >6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, >6, 9, 6, 9 >ten tickles >No idea how many tentacles and now you don't wanna know anymore Help me HP Lovecraft I'm going insaaaaaane

>>105986 >>105987 Shog does love teasing you with her eldritch mind games.

6,7! You are permitted to laugh and affirm that I am relevant and 'with it'.

>>105989 did you know they broke apart? yeah, seven is a six offender. haha now that I have dad jokes, this Lilim must make me her husband and father to her children! That's the law!

Haven't updated my story in a while. Writefairy had enough and sat me down so I can finish editing chapter 4 of Empresses of the Night. It's out now: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66930961/chapters/236613131

>>105991 Already read but this was very good.

>>105989 I'm hip! The pyrow will all tell me how totally rad I am!

>>105993 at most they will hip check you

>>105994 Ow, my fragile unc pelvis...

>>105996 Despite being an unc I still want an auntster every Friday

>>105998 Dating a danuki your age, imagine that.

>>105999 I imagine danukis but with really big tits instead of that flatty.

Still want my harpy gf

>>106002 a bird would be pretty swell

>>106002 Petite and dainty harpy gf who weighs 60lbs soaking wet (her wings reach the walls in your livingroom)

>>106005 10ft tall Roc harpy who can comfortably take off while holding onto a fully loaded semi truck

>>106003 >10/10, would buy Wolf Cola from

>>106007 I want a birdwife I can carry around in my arms or on my back though

>>105991 Nice, I was scared you gave up on it

>>106009 >small birdwife who weighs less than a sack of potatoes but can still completely envelop you with her wings

>>106009 GREAT taste