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/mge/ - Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 10:00:38 No. 15606
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excellent anon, will make for a nice place for us refu/jp/s to gather without drowning out the locals also a link back to the archive thread where people have been discussing what to do https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49313059 I'll also go over to /monster/ to let other anons know we're here
>>15606 fat bat cat tats
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I reckon we'll be here for a while so might as well settle in in the meantime how about a LateNight splice? also mega link to my archive with all the stuff I've done (will update it in a minute) https://mega.nz/folder/JukxQTCZ#MIzSiB8KQdtekiibZFQSJQ
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>>15616 shoot, now that I think about it should probably also post the original image as well
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>>15606 May be too early to ask, but should everything work out here, I wonder if the Anon running anubis.moe will get his scraper working here or if it will become a time capsule. I don't know how to feel the last listing is a short I made in one night. >>15614 Finally we're not getting busted for busts.
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how could Mayor Yaga let this happen?
>>15622 Don't blame me, I voted bee.
>>15622 To be fair, nobody could have predicted a loli Zombie riding a Cockatrice could do so much damage.
>>15622 Miss Yaga and her servants were the main objective of the attack, so she had to flee into a safe place.
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>>15625 undead aristocracy where not happy about losing their puppet
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>>15627 they've leaked her search history!
Chesh killed what she loved to free the man of her dreams. What a tragic hero.
>>15629 Now i'm curious as to what kind of kinky things would a kikimora search.
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>>15632 She's reading all those weird overly verbose light novels with titles like >The Story Of Perverted Maid Caught Sniffing Her Master's Underwear, Punished With Rough Sex And Impregnated, Then Happily Married With Master!
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>>15634 truly nefarious creatures
>>15634 I mean, the title is concise and to the point. Only big authors have the privilege to name their stories stuff like "The schlickening".
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>>15634 Why do I suspect that if I googled that it would be the title of an actual webnovel?
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I should probably finish the yerb fairy splice but instead I'm procrastinating with other works have another latenight kiki
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I'll have an Anubis maid instead and nobody can stop me. I'll also make her wear see-through lingerie all the time
>>15644 You monster, i bet you will molest her ears during workours too. How despicable.
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>>15639 and some more
>>15646 Doing the Demon Lord's work.
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>>15644 >I'll also make her wear see-through lingerie all the time To have a good view of the crotch mofu?
>>15650 She will be contractually obligated to not shave pubic hair to less than 2 cm length and I WILL inspect this diligently.
The Ocelomeh are going to war over who makes the best chimichangas.
>>15664 >pictured 2 Ocelomehican restaurants across the street from one another
>>15644 You'll get nothing, and you will be happy.
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>>15670 >lazy, unmotivated Anubis who says her name is "Nothing" Indeed I will still be happy
>>15672 Very intelligent. If she rapes an anon he will just say >"Nothing is raping me." and nobody will come help him.
>>15674 Cupids will come
>>15678 Lewd
>>15678 Cupid named "Nobody" specifically.
>>15682 >anon was raped by nobody >and nobody helped him MGC is truly a dystopian hellhole full of apathy
Cheshire used anon's ____ as a scratchpost again.
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>>15690 >anon's bald. The smooth sphere is too tempting
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Anon Y. Mous! get off this website right this instant! monsters can post their naked form without any consequences. its not healthy for a young man like you to witness that sort of smut!
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>>15703 Old broad is just jealous, everyone would laugh at her if she posted her body
Manticore with a tongue inside her bulb I call her Freakycore.
>>15705 is it a cats tongue or a normal tongue?
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>>15704 she has provided Anon lots of more appropriate content for him to explore his preferences, and have received plenty of praise for it! learn to respect your elders you abrasive tasteless harlot!
>>15704 I wouldn't, I'm sure Haku-sensei has a nice body and I want her to show me.
>>15707 Cat's tongue with the same enchantment as mersharks, so that anon busts in an instant due to a thousand little cuts all over his tip.
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>>15710 Disgusting cowtits, I'll take fresh teenage sweetheart Pyrow in a heartbeat!
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>>15715 dont tell Pyrow, but i only hang out at her place to catch a glimpse of her sexy onee-san!
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>>15716 Have you ever thought that that is maybe exactly what she wants?
>>15688 Imagine eros being so frustrated at you she sends a cupid to help your rapist by pinning your arms down. What do you even have to do to deserve that kind of special attention?
>>15720 >What do you even have to do to deserve that kind of special attention? You didn't do Nothing
Warchestcheshire sauce
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>>15734 sneks are drawn to sources of heat.
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>>15735 woops, forgot that closing the quick reply window dosent reset the post window here.
>>15728 Much ado about Nothing.
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Watcha lookin at?
>>15735 that's why I always ensure to encounter snakes in a sauna
>>15781 Gazer tummy...
>>15716 >Balrogs are just the dumbest of dumb bimbos who kept failing classess until they end up being 30 years old highschoolers >Somehow Pyrows think they are the coolest and flock to them
>>15790 >(it's the big wings)
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WHOOOOOO LET THE DOGS OUT??!!! OH GOD MY PELVIS
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>>15793 Miss unicorn is going to have a long night again. When will it be her turn to break pelvises...
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>>15790 >Anon-sensei tells Balrog-chan she shall not pass Sad
>>15801 Not really my fault she still can't solve >x + 5 = 11
>>15804 But can Sensei solve his irredeemable lack of bitches?
>>15805 Nope still not giving her a passing grade, not even for sex. This school has standards you know.
>>15805 Anubises are good students, and even Kobolds and Hellhounds get good grades if they're sufficiently motivated.
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>Officer Mouse reported me to the church of Eros for being single and now i have to take her out on a date. Guess you could say she ratted me out.
>>15815 Why do the police report to the church of eros again?
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>>15817 are you sure they do? get some free consultation from your local freelance demon. they have reasonable rate too, if you've a good case against the officer.
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>>15817 Personal benefits. Reporting male who's been single for more than a year to the Church of Eros earns you a date with him. Very popular with mamono who are at the brink of being deported to hagville.
Wikifag here, running an IRC server on my current setup ended up being more of a hassle than it was worth, as I'm not currently in my country of residence. I've opened up the mediawiki client for discussion meanwhile. https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Special:Chat Please organize or whatever, I'll keep it up until 4chan's back up.
>>15801 Spinster hag pretending to be a student is wild.
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>Monstergirls are supposed to be superior to humans >Can't even change a lightbulb without breaking it with her huge claws They need us more than we need them.
>>15840 I'm going to live in Dog Town and earn a decent wage just offering simplest handyman services like screwing in a light bulb or opening a jar of peanut butter
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>>15843 but how do you avoid the, y'know, rape?
>>15845 Keep a rolled up newspaper in your pocket, they won't mess with you.
>>15845 But that's illegal, they'll go to prison.
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The real monstergirls were the bros we made along the way.
>>15822 Having to create an account for that is wild, no thanks.
>>15856 It only requires a username and a password, nothing else.
>>15856 it's just a username and password, no emails and IPs aren't shown, it's mainly just to discuss the current situation
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a dragon has once again claimed my basket of unwashed clothes as her hoard. how do i stop these scaly thieves from robbing me of my garments?
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>>15854 bro has body like this and people are saying it's gay to pound that?
>>15860 your fault for not doing the washing anon, a fairy dragon was inevitable
>>15863 This, everyone knows dragons are attracted to the scent of gold, pride, and gym socks.
>>15866 >no miss dragon! not that sock!
>>15870 Fool! Miss Dragon cares not for the sentimental attachment that you have poured into your socks, she claims as she pleases! And she really wants that sock for some reason she can't explain.
>>15781 Your eye.
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>>15861 It's a mystery for me too.
>>15860 It's simple, don't wear any clothes
>>15875 Not the Christmas sock! How is Krampus supposed to deliver my presents now?
>>15896 don't worry anon, she's got a *whole* year of holidays before that becomes a problem in fact, I believe one is coming up tomorrow...
The early wurm catches the cock, or so the say.
>>15928 get woken up at the crack of dawn everyday to the sound of "the early wurm" tunneling about
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>Wurms in /mgt/ memes: lovable bumbling idiots who think their mirror reflection is their twin sister, also believe babies are delivered by stork harpies >Wurms, actually:
>>15934 >also believe babies are delivered by stork harpies What do stork harpies do anyway?
>>15934 They aren't mutually exclusive, you know. The retard can be a rapist.
>>15935 fishing
>>15934 Looks like love to me
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caffeine withdrawal sucks. would much rather be addicted to grape venom.
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It's Koturday once again.
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>>15956 close your windows, lock your doors, and dont show any signs of activity in your domicile. they're coming for us.
>>15954 really anon? you want to deal with the shivering? the scratching? the agitation? the squirming in her cold coils as she denies you your fix?
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>>15958 w-why would she do that! im a good boy! i will do anything she wants!
>>15959 'cus she's evil anon! an evil snake!
>>15954 At least you're not addicted to moth.
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>>15960 BEHOLD! THE DARK EMPRESS OF ETERNAL NIGHT!
>>15961 that's less of an addiction and more being too stupid to stop huffing dust
>>15963 Kind of hard to stop huffing when dumbass wife keeps coating you in it
>>15963 The real smart ones never stop huffing.
Did you know moths can raise thier body temperatures by rapidly constricting and vibrating thier muscles? Imagine shoving your face deeper into moth fluff, and she thinks you're cold and just starts vibrating to warm you up. Maybe she would think you're getting warmer when she sees how red in the face you get when she does it.
>>15968 >Cuddle with moth gf for the first time >She vibrates so fast with excitement it gives you a concussion It's all fun and games until she literally turns your brain into mush.
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hug ze bug
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mail came in
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>>16004 <Hey son I got your mail, I opened it to make sure everything was okay
Well anons, now that a good portion of us are gathered, it's time to launch an attack to 4mon. They will know the rage of /humie/. Give me the best, most triggering posts we could make to stir up those ugly monsters. I'll start. >I'm a man and i'm fine being single.
>>16006 >Guys don't actually like hooves and no they do not sound anything like high heels on hardwood floors that's just a cope.
>>16006 post on /vamp/ that boys prefer the proboscis
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Well I posted this on a different thread to a discussion of what to do with your auntster on this long holy weekend, personally I would spend the whole weekend working out with my Troll auntster that decided to form a "horde" with her old orchish classmates, which would be the equivalent to a bike gang for middle age men in our reality, so she wants to get back in shape and claim the position of overlord. Getting enveloped with her scent and getting driven mad with lust on purpose until I end up balls deep inside her and claiming that if she gets pregnant it will be a holy conception and our daughters will be natural overlords due to the special weekend that we are using for babymaking. Imagine what kind of claims auntster would make if they get pregnant on Christmas or New Year's.
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>>16004 It'd be nice to get an Oomu aunster that invites you over to her home for some bonding time. You haven't seen her for very long, so you naively decide to agree. It starts out normal of course, even if she's a bit too touchy, but you just chuck it to her having missed you. And then, when she gets home, the shenanigans start. Wearing revealing clothes that make her curves spill out, only having one bedroom in an otherwise spacious apartment, strangely spicy food, etc. It gets a bit awkward, but you endure it. You love her very much. So you spend the night inside her comfortable coils, endure the soft kisses she gives you, and try to ignore that warm feeling in your lower body as the night progresses. But by the morning, you will finally have come to realize what she meant when she said: <"We will cozy up like rabbits, you and i."
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>>16016 >>16023 Auntster are the reason why there's a "sin" in cousin
>>16025 I want to cum inside a Danuki so fucking bad
>>16023 combine the stress of meeting relatives with the stress of being around large bugs!
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If you leave a pitcher of lemonade and some glasses on your patio, you can attract hornets to hang out in your back yard.
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>>16028 Let that stress melt in your aunster's arms. It might seem like the usual family gathering, with her asking if you are dating someone, or if you have been working out, how well you are eating, but she only has your best interest in hand.
>>16028 Stress? more like arousal
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>>16023 I would love a mature Rata auntie that every time she comes to visit she ask for some nuts as a joke, as a kid I wasn't able to understand but now I just unzip my pants
>>16033 >go over to her place to help out >for some reason helping involves the two of you rummaging around tight spaces and you ending up with tail in your face
>>16033 >she comes to your place to help your momster and hang around >you help her with the laundry >mysteriously you two get lost in the laundry room for hours and come out all sweaty and naked because you decided to wash the clothes you two were using to avoid doing another load >you two take a bath and your auntie ask if you want to help her with another load
>>16016 The intensity of hot sweaty post workout sex with a monster must be out of this world
Easter Bunday
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>>16043 Bunday and Nunday.
>>16043 Legs ready to lock
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>>16043 A day in which all monsters wear bunnysuits out of respect and austerity
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>>16054 The reverse bunnysuit is the most austere outfit a monster can wear
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>>16038 Don't neglect your momster though,she also craves your warmth and affection
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well... at least we can post nsfw till we're back up
>>16059 I'm extremely weak to flatties that can lactate
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>>16038 Yay! fun in the shower with auntie!
>>16084 That doesn't look very comfortable
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>>16050 Tell me about the dark priest. Why does she lock up her tail?
>>16034 >following auntie in the attic looking for something important >trip and fall on her >somehow the fall was so unfortunate that you fall balls deep into her pussy and nut twice >this repeats several times Eros really likes pranking those incest couples-to-be
>>16099 That was actually the minor goddess of romantic comedy.
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>>16043 Have a great Bunday
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>>16100 Ah, so that's the bitch that curses anons to say "breast milk" instead of "milk" when they go for a coffee
>>16100 how may minor gods are there?
>>16102 And sudden rain when your date is wearing a white dress, making you run out of sugar when the stores aree closed so that you have to ask your neighbour. You know, that kind of stuff. >>16104 I only know of the minor god of fatherhood.
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>>16104 too many to count, and more keep getting unsealed every day.
>>16107 >minor god of fatherhood. Is this who mamono wives blame when husband asks about the punctured condoms?
>>16111 he's the one who ensures your socks and sandals remain dry
>>16111 That's only in Zipangu. Other places tend to simply have forgotten them rather than outright sealed them
>>16113 Meant to reply to >>16109
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>psst anon >you know the creepy loner Cupid from 3A >the one fascinated with weapons and old Earth school shootings that everyone stays away from? >don't just invite her on a date >grab her hand, drag her into the nearest closet and fuck her brains out on the spot >please, cleaning up after demon silver mass shootings is no fun This message was brought to you by the janitorial staff of MGC high
>>16116 She takes a bit of a shortcut to Eros' usually slow methods. You have to at least appreciate her efficiency, if anything else.
I hate allergy season.
>>16006 >Yeah, I just don't think I want kids, like, at all
>>16119 maybe she should sign up with Mara
>>16127 That would just increase the school shootings. Mara would just give her a demon realm minigun, and bullets laced with aphrodisiac. If the cleanup was a pain before, imagine the aftermath of that.
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Trim anubis pubic hair into ! !
>>16122 Kiss local bees to increase your pollen tolerance.
>>16135 I'm not sure if there is any science behind how kissing bees is supposed to cure my allergies. If anything, it'll just make them worse.
>>16135 >kiss a bee >she vomits honey into my mouth t-thanks
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im fine with this. i prefer it to 8chan's /jp/ at least, while thread IDs can deter shitposters to an extent they kinda miss the point and generally make things uncomfortable >>16146 >be husband >bee wife >bee makes copious amounts of honey >honey glazed everything. bacon, steak, apples, its mixed with the drinks. fuck you cant even peel a banana without her rushing over to coat it with honey >you've gone past the point of being bored of the taste, it tastes like nothing. it is your default taste, regular water is a strange and exotic flavor to you. >dont have the heart to tell her that her favorite food is tasteless to you now. >you are, however, keeping a foot down on not including it in sex acts.
>>16147 I will never understand the point of poster IDs, they are very easy to circumvent if you really want to fuck with the thread and they only reduce anonymity for normal posters. I'd be feeling very uneasy knowing that people can analyze my posting patterns. >not including it in sex acts. You are missing out big time on sticky honey covered sexo, according to Honey Bee profile the nectar is a powerful aphrodisiac.
>>16104 >how may minor gods are there? Atleast as many as there are Pharaohs, Ryus and Lilims with young daughters.
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>>16147 >you are, however, keeping a foot down on not including it in sex acts. Bee girl honey is sterile and perfectly safe for coitus. It also serves as a great lubricant. We will get our own moderator if we need to eventually, but the threads are slow here, there isn't usually too much trouble.
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>>16148 i've got an additional problem with IDs. if you regularly post any kind of creative work, such as art or updates on a game you're making, then all it does is recreate the walking-on-eggshells problem of social media. everything you post in the thread will be associated with your creative works, from schizophrenic ramblings to regular posts and simply coming from a chan site means people will be looking for anything to persecute you with. it discourages the creatives from actually engaging with the community they are a part of, which is fucking retarded and misses the whole point of chan sites in the first place. >the nectar is a powerful aphrodisiac. >>16150 >It also serves as a great lubricant. i dont care if it makes the sex better! i dont care if its a "lubricant" or "safe"! i am not covering my dick in honey and making a mess of the bed!!! she can sleep in a pile of honey and try to scrub the stains out of the bedsheets next time she suggests it.
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>>16154 The ID thing isn't that bad. It's pretty easy to change it, and they reset every thread. You can post with different devices, etc... It's not a topic here either way, so let's leave it behind. >making a mess of the bed!!! As opposed to the usual way of having sex, which definitely leaves the bed very clean, neat and tidy. I don't think honey bees, or any type of wet mamono is for you anon, which considering how many fluids they produce by the slightest arousal, might as well be all of them.
>>16156 oh no see i get it, but with other monsters you can just fuck elsewhere. this golden rat? she only wants to do it on the bed.
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Undead hours
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>>16163 My favorite, in all my years of experience I don't think that other undead can surpass the cuteness and charm of a lowly Zombie, I have no idea why they are so irresistible
>>16164 the humble zombie: >loves her man, doesnt have room for much else in that empty head. simple as vampires: >ohohoho, blood sucker flavor skeletons: >halloween decor banshee: >REEEEEEEEEEEEE: the monster girl wights: >ohohoho, upstuck royal flavor doppleganger: >her whole shtick goes against the point of the setting dullahan: >it gets weird. ghosts: >you cant touch them ghouls: >ohohoho, untouchable flavor jiangshi: >zombies, but now they jump liches: >harem risk given their summoning ability undead dragons: >ohohoho, arrogant asshole flavor mummy: >zombie but she was pranked by a memekot that used the 2020 lockdowns to justify buying five hundred rolls of toilet paper specifically to prank all of the desert's zombies. ochimusha: >her name is annoying to remember phantom: >ohohoho, opera flavor pharaoh: >these count as undead??? (also has the looks-exactly-like-a-human problem) wisps: >ohohoho, soul slavery flavor boggleboe: >goblin i mean i dont even like zombies its just common sense.
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>>16165 Mummies and Jiangshi are fine too, they are the holy trinity of best undead together with Zombies
>>16163 Clocktowers are good fit for certain undead, so no wonder they're so good with time.
>>16154 >Walking on eggshells problem Then don't stir the pot?
>>16084 Those nipples are quite dark
>>16164 Zombies have a blinding purity, they are so naive and pure that the desire for me to corrupt such temple of flesh makes them irresistible
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>>16172 And I'm going to make them darker in a few months I can't believe there is no pic of a tanuki with preggo brown nipples
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>>16174 A monster despite giving birth or lactating and still having their light pink nipples is a virtue, they know that men desire the pink and some get blessed by such colors permanently Milly hags with light pink nipples are the best
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Reminder that if you want to discuss the move and any particulars about the future of the thread you can do it at the wiki chat https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Special:Chat Making an account is as simple as typing any username and a password, no email, nothing extra. If you really don't want to, the chatlogs can be seen here: https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Special:Log/chat It is important that the majority be in agreeance on how we will handle the situation when and if 4chan comes back, so post any feedback there, or in the warosu archive.
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>>16164 I see it differently. A wight is an evolution on what a zombie can offer. Not just in the literal sense mind you. A wight is the culmination of all the work and the love you pour into a zombie. All the affection, all those hours changing the dressings, resewing her wounds, and scrubbing her to make sure she's clean. The wight then turns that all around. Before you took care of her, now she's strong enough to pay all of that back. Not because of some sense of duty or societal norm, but because she loves you. She can soothe your sore muscles, kiss you to sleep, embrace you gently and let all of your stress and sorrows go away. A wight isn't just a recipient for affection like a zombie, she's your life partner now. I understand the appeal of the strong emotional bond a zombie gives you, but it's not like that will go away when she matures.
>>16177 No thanks, stuff like chats are too corrupted by normalfaggotry, specially when there's no anonymity
>>16181 >normalfaggotry I don't think there's going to be much of that on an mge wiki chatroom.
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>>16177 not gunna lie, if the pest never finds this place (or the jannies keep him shut down) im perfectly fine staying here. its nice knowing that i wont tab into the thread only to find that it has been derailed three separate times because of a special someone thats still mad about being told no. regardless, let us know what that chat decides.
>>16188 >if the pest never finds this place (or the jannies keep him shut down) Funny you say that. He definitely was on capybara before and used to sing its praises on /mgt/ until he did a complete 180 and started to talk smack about it and how it went to shit, which apparently was because he had one of his spergouts and the admin wasn't going to have it. >regardless, let us know what that chat decides. I suggest you go through the logs and bring up what you consider worth saying that hasn't been discussed yet. Relevant quote from the chat: >I only want to be sure what was said in the chat was representative enough of /mgt/ and not just something a small handful decided.
>>16179 >anon ends up stuck with a zombie >he's annoyed about it at first, but eros has given him her for a reason! >zombies are mindless creatures, all it takes is one mistake and she's sent back to the afterlife. >he's all worked up just thinking about it. >years and years go by, the amount of maintenance he's performed on her is vast. if he kept track he would've certainly lost it by now. >she has shown no signs of potential wight transformation. >and today, something horrible has happened. >an order squadron has found his humble home. >and, as expected, they make quick work of him. >it wasnt even a fight, more of a bug being squished. >as he blacked out he heard more fighting. >his last thoughts were of failure... >... >anon woke up... in his bed? >maybe it was all a dream... >no, the pain he felt now was too intense for it to be from a dream. >and the zombie... where was she? she never left bed without him. >no, this couldn't be real. >anon started to freak out. his injuries from the fight were too severe for him to move well. he couldn't look for her or at least try to see what happened. >he heard the sound of footsteps, too quick and light to belong to a zombie. humiliation! it must be! >anon closed his eyes, refusing to see the order rats that took his zombie away. >something grabbed him... and pulled him into a hug? >he felt the unmistakable warmth of mana being burnt as his pain melted away >"do not cry, my love. it is simply my turn to take care of you." >anon returned the hug, with a grip tighter than if she was still a zombie. >just a moment ago, he was scared >scared that it had all been taken away. >all his love, all his effort. >he had poured his soul into the zombie. >what would he have done if things turned out differently? >anon didnt even entertain the thought. >for now, he was just happy that in the end his zombie was ok. >everything was ok. >LATER >"so, how what happened to those order grunts anyways?" >"some devil bugs came by, you know how they are about trash" >the wight started laughing at her own joke >to her it was the funniest thing in the world >anon joined in, he wouldnt have it any other way
Sorry for cancer posting, but is this 'the thread' - the one people on the archive say is the refugee camp for us /mgt/roglodytes? Or is it the other one, the General Monster Girl Thread two blocks down? Also checking if I can post from Venus.
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>>16177 >>16191 yeah thats all reasonable but one thing i'd like to add, due to the conditions surrounding the hack there's a good chance that a vast majority of the site's problems will just leave >normalfags and eternal tourists will move on. >problem jannies unlikely to stay due to the dox. >shitposters/(you)farmers have most likely found out by now that the kids on the soy altchan are incredibly easy to bait >the soy altchan itself, taking the fame for the hack, now has a lot of the attention that helped worsen 4chan in the first place. personal nitpick but i also miss 4chanX, quite a few quality of life features like the thread watcher and quote notifications. i'd say the best bet would be to give 4chan a second chance, if there's no notable improvement then we come back here. another thing, >I'm wondering if there are any other places where we could reach the rest of the lost anons. Reddit perhaps? i would advise against reaching out on social media sites, if we stay here in the end anons will eventually find their way here. reaching out will only attract tourists. we can let the stragglers know about this place once 4chan comes back. i'll probably be watching both /v/ and /jp/ for them. i have reason to go back unfortunately, a few of the threads i watch haven't been able to relocate properly due to critically low population before the hack
>>16201 yep this is the one, set up as to not drown out the locals on the general thread
>>16202 Any and all features you think are missing you can suggest them in the /site/ board. The board admin is relatively active and lurks around in those places if you want to reach out to him. It's a small altchan, and features like that haven't been necessary until now.
>>16196 >ordertards get thrown to devil bugs [GOOD END]
>>16202 >>problem jannies unlikely to stay due to the dox. Counterpoint: they won't be able to draft competent replacements and what remains will be overwhelmed by the wave of shit now that they're at their most vulnerable. Anyway, I'll only talk about 4chan's fate in the meta thread from now on. >>16210 Devil Bugs deserve love too, so everyone wins.
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>>16211 Love always wins.
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This one was difficult to find. Is the furfag gone? I want to on adventures with a elemental...
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>>16177 >Make an account No, fuck off. I'll just stick to reading the logs since I don't need to login for that shit. >>16215 The only constants in life are love and foxes.
>>16224 >Is the furfag gone? Jannies are preventing him from being a nuisance here
>>16215 Eros Devil Bugs are among the most underestimated of her warriors. >>16224 >I want to on adventures with a elemental... Well, water you waiting for?
>>16224 >have to carry her in a bucket everywhere
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I want to tell the group of Pyrows hanging out outside of my store to get the hell out of here
>>16230 your thinking is too limited Anon >have her soaked into your clothes at all times
>>16231 get yourself a Kobold. they're amazing at keeping vapid whores away.
>>16231 They just want you to buy them a few cans of Monster since they are too young to buy it.
>>16231 The outside of convenience stores have been legally declared as Pyrow hunting grounds. As long as they don't litter or destroy property. So if you want them out, just take a picture of a used condom laying in the place they usually hang out and report it. The MGC police will boot tem out.
>>16231 They are waiting for you to do that Once you get out of the store to do that is when they snatch you
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>>16227 >The only constants in life are love and foxes. Hag foxes
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>>16240 My favourite
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I know that the mge anons hate Ai slop (and rightfully so), but what about MGE chatbots? I've been thinking about trying making some, since i'm not at the level where i can draw or write well
>>16243 i think thats best left in the AI thread >>11282
>>16243 >i'm not at the level where i can draw or write well I can't draw for shit and I'm not motivated enough to learn, but writing has a lower barrier of entry and if you're posting here, you already have a keyboard and a decent grasp of the language (unless you're a filthy phoneposter and have been constantly called out as ESL), which is everything you need to get started. t. writefag
Hello, is this the new /MGT/ from /JP/. Please tell that it is. I feel sick since the 15.
>>16250 You made it.
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>>16250 it feels like home, if just a bit slower, welcome refu/jp/ie.
>you already have a keyboard and a decent grasp of the language Hahahaha...well, I'm a filthy phoneposter and ESL, but at least with the first one i'm already used to it and could buy a keyboard for my phone. For the second one i could read some technical books to get a good grasp of the language and better myself with practice Anyway, thanks, anon. I'm just tired of gooning and willing to try something else. No idea what i could write about, but i'll at least try to get one story out im two months or so
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>>16252 >>16253 Thanks God, I didn't though about looking at warosu. Was waiting to get verified in the discord in hope to see where you all go. So how are things going? Are they other non cancerous mge hot spots?
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>>16254 If it makes you feel better, I'm literally ESL too and people have been pretty positive about my stories. If you're not confident about publishing anything yet but want to practice, try this: write a short story, put it away for a few days so it doesn't linger in your head, and reread it. It's not foolproof, but it can help you give a better idea of what you need to improve.
Any new rules that I should know? I just saw that it's not a blue board.
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>>16257 The fact that you needed to get some verification should tell you that it def wasn't there. This is the only good spot we've been able to find, so it will have to do for now.
>>16259 Same stuff in /jp/, though this time they will actually be enforced. Aside from that, just behave. Don't bother the locals too much, and take any off topic discussion about the site to meta.
>>16202 > like the thread watcher There is a thread watcher function. You just need to go to the OP, and there should be an eye symbol near the subject.
>>16254 >gooning We do not use /v/ slangs here
>>16240 What are hags if not ripened foxes.
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>>16266 Not all of them are foxes.
>>16260 I thought that it was to filter pest and such or that they were a big influx of newcomers. >>16262 Understood, thanks I will check meta and post question there if needed from now on. I'm happy, I missed this place and you all a lot.
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>>16267 God I love hagnukis so fucking much, I would do anything to get a flirty Danuki auntster
>>16177 I've put up a short greentext on AO3 as I figured that would be a neutral gathering point for refugees. >https://archiveofourown.org/works/64876843 It directs to here and Smugloli and we can see how everybody collects.
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>>16246 Writing has a lower barrier of entry because it's just oration putting to paper, the oldest form of story telling. Writing well is an entirely different beast and similar to learning how to draw well requires drive and commitment.
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>>16267 Being able to post monster nipples without fear makes me nostalgic of those /a/ days in which we were able to post like that with just a spoiler at best. Finally big hag nipples can be shown at their full splendor.
>>16269 Auntie, you took a shower like two hours ago and you're still walking around in a towel? You're going to catch a cold
>>16236 They're actually very nice and sensitive. The gyaru thing is just an act.
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>>16231 You have to defeat their boss first
>>16278 Apparently all her clothes have got stuck in rhe dryer and your Danuki Auntster needs help getting them out.
>>16280 >>16281 Which one is it? Sensitive and communicative fashionable gals, or insensitive underlings of an evil queen?
>>16283 Guess you'll have to let her wear your hoodie in the meantime.
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>>16284 >evil queen? More like dork queen
>>16269 You could use your own body to warm her up and avoid her getting cold Remember that naked bodies make for better heat transmission
>>16284 > insensitive underlings That's just their dayjob.
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>>16269 I know and I'm thankful to Zun for creating Mamizou for some extra nuki art
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>>16296 > I'm thankful to Zun for creating Mamizou for some extra nuki art This but for turning an eldritch abomination into an hot old lady and the whole old lady association
>>16286 Nerd monsters are the best
>>16296 >>16301 Now those are some very brown nipples
>>16296 Nice that Auntster's mini-kini matches her leaf color. >Hfw she kneals down for his weekly mouth-cleaning, but instead Anon-nephew pushes her leaf aside and slides his D through her hair underneath
>>16329 I have no idea what you're trying to imply there
>>16312 They're not natural. She DYES them.
Meow.
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>>16333 Monsters should dye their nipples pink after pregnancy, not brown
>>16336 You know nothing, Jon Snow.
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Very old meow
>>16339 Need kot who has smoker's meow.
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Grems
>>16336 I wonder how sisterdaughters, daughtercousins or even auntdaughters feel when they realize that they are a product of incest
>>16344 >Anon's family tree is on one of those red string bulletin boards >Looks like a crazy stalker board >Just trying to track all the incest so he doesn't fuck his kids.
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>>16344 By lore I bet they are proud of being part of such a pure bloodline and at the same time all those hags in your family being quite smug at having another chance of childbirth
>>16346 >Horns positively BEGGING to be marshmallow'd >No marshmallows atop them The pain never ends.
>>16346 >all those wrinkles >still wanting to give birth Hags are truly something else
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>>16348 Never underestimate a hag's desire for getting pregnant, specially if she's blood related to you
>>16332 Not implying anything, just thinking about peeling aside her leaf and rubbing my cock there just like peeling aside her pantsu.
>>16349 >mom, aunt and grandma having some quality time with anon
>>16349 Why the rope? they only had to ask
I do like old monsters (specially Christmas cakes) but I'm not really into incest
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>>16354 I do like incest, specially mom/son stuff, but I love CCs too and specially Trolls since they make some delicious CCs.
Brotherxsister will always be the superior incest choice and you can't prove me wrong
>>16357 I respect your taste anon, I don't have to prove you wrong since taste is subjective.
>>16347 finally, a use for 'rogs and pyrows
Sex is banned. You can only give your wife a chaste kiss on the cheek from now on.
>>16389 how will the jubs cope?
>>16390 By crying.
>>16390 The jubs can't possibly ever be satisfied, so this will help them gain conrol of their urges.
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G'day lads, fancy a cuppa of tea with your eggs and sausage ?
>>16393 For the last time cheshire, i will not let you pour your "tea" over my "eggs and sausage".
>>16394 If you want to be healthy and full of energy you should let your chesho mate lick you eggs and sausage every mornings. Something about enzymes and vitamin from wonderland
>>16393 How hot and wet is her "cuppa tea"? What if I tell her I want her "hot chocolate"?
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>>16399 I think that you already know the answer. It's ready.
>>16399 >What if I tell her I want her "hot chocolate"? She undoes her bra and tells you to drink up
>>16401 Smug and sassy, sounds like too much to handle
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<"Quadruple the limbs, quadruple the productivity." <"I still have no idea why i put that in my resume." <"Fucking humans and their obsession with work."
>cheshire is bored >her husband is immune to all her pranks, tricks, and traps! >he's learned to counter everything she does! >it annoys her, and he knows that, but she cant show it >one day she's browsing the internet >"huh, dithering? whats that?" >as cheshire looks up information about dithering a wicked smile forms on her face. >the smile turns into a terrible, terrible, cackle as she starts to make a new spell... >one that anon would NEVER be able to ignore
>>16405 Chesh is being a bit too obvious with her pranks. Maybe something more subtle would work better.
<Upgrade complete
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>>16357 Instructions unclear impregnating aunt.
>>16405 >dithering I don't get it
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I agree, but monster girls gave me a taste of the forbidden fruit with fine looking grandmas, lolibabas and those specially old ones that keep their eyes closed and say ara ara for everything
>>16414 Do aunts ever tell their daughters that they are yours?
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>>16417 There is an ambiguity in this sentence as to who the second they refer. Is it the aunts, or their daughters? Please be mindful while suing third person pronouns.
>>16418 Do momsters ever tell the fruit their bellies that they are a product of incest? Does that sound better?
>>16416 Woops this was meant for >>16357
>>16419 Fruit of* their bellies
>>16418 No ambiguity, good enough. As for the question, i don't see any reason why the auntster wouldn't eventually proudly announce to the whole family that she's pregnant with their nephews daughter. Hiding the father of a union in monstergirl society is frowned upon.
>>16422 Meant to reply to >>16419 Fucking allergies.
>>16423 >Fucking allergies. That's the plan
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Imagine the middle and highschooler pregnancy rate in monster schools
>>16411 gonna tell miss ghost that she hasn't filled out the correct paperwork and this is an illegal possession
>>16426 0 we run a very serious educational institution here in MGC High, plus we have Eros agents everywhere to ensure proper childhood romance and have particularly potent birth control mixed into the water
>>16428 >have particularly potent birth control mixed into the water In the private Order school maybe. No monster administration would put birth control in the water, aside from being highly illegal in MGC
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>>16428 >>16430 By birth control he meant fertility boosters. Increasing likelihood of birth IS birth control.
>>16431 That makes more sense.
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>>16430 public schools in mgc really needs to introduce some practices from kitsune schools. students should be taught how to identify, circumvent and covertly destroy contraceptives. if they arent taught anything about it, then they will fall victim to some horrible charlatan. who will fool her into thinking that sort of thing is normal.
Are you beach body ready, onii-chan?
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>>16177 Given that nothing is secure these days, the lack of mandatory self-doxxing should continue, however y'all go about it. Pretty sure everyone is automatically entangled in some variety of conspiracy these days, no need to make it worse. Better to simply enjoy monster girls and their victuals.
>>16428 But monsters are scarce and there's a serious birthrate problem, schools and other institutions are doing everything possible to combat the birth deficiency because of male scarcity in the MGE world
>>16447 >anon gets born in the MGE world >gets his elementary school classmates pregnant >gets his middle school classmates pregnant >gets his hishchool classmates pregnant >gets his teachers pregnant >gets his childhood friends pregnant >gets his sister, his aunts, his mom and his grandma pregnant HOW IS THERE A BIRTH DEFIECIENCY WITH SUCH PREGNANCY RATES?! HOW!?
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>>16447 >You will take multiple wives because of the demographic imbalance Pure bicorn propaganda
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>>16447 Release me on Hagville and I'll solve all birthrate problems in a year
>>16457 how do you know a hag wont hog you all to herself for weeks at a time? do you have any plan to stop her from doing that?
>>16461 I don't understand how that's something that should be prevented.
>>16462 >I don't understand how that's something that should be prevented. ...to impregnate more hags?
>>16463 Okay, now I see. Anon has to evade all the locals in Hagville until he manages to track down a single Bicorn hag.
>>16457 Why are the fox hag population so high demographically in Hagville? I thought they were popular and married when young
>>16471 >I thought they were popular and married when young most do, but you need to understand that most of them consider 16 children to be the minimum. theres simply too much competition.
>>16426 Very low, because monsters have very low fecundity. Y'know, the Devil Bug rule, and such. Even Pinko and Sabbath zoned schools are stuck with low fecundity among monsters. This is just facts, people. No, Rapenomics U doesn't count. Unsurprisingly, the fecundity rates are just as bad when all non-porn curricula are removed. Besides, Rapenomics U is NOT a real school, it's just an excuse for monsters to raep you wearing school/teacher themed outfits, or turn people into very low fertility one-note weirdos like themselves. Getting dicked 3 billion times, due to a 'Pandemonium timeshare', is not a fertility treatment. It doesn't increase any numbers, aside from dickings or the contents of their wallets. Stop buying this bullshit, get a real (Order) education, then buy fertility treatments like a sane person. Inb4 muh porn curriculum.
>>16473 I don’t believe that foxes can be office ladies. I have never seen any pics of busty OL foxes barely able to function in their tight-fitting outfits barely holding back spill outs of their ripe, luscious bodies.
>>16426 There's something extremely arousing about little monster girls getting pregnant
>>16483 >I have never seen any pics of busty OL foxes barely able to function in their tight-fitting outfits barely holding back spill outs of their ripe, luscious bodies. of course you havent, they're usually very modest and work focused
>hebi goes super saYAN What did anon do?
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>>16486 all according to keikaku.
>>16488 >creepy obsessed weirdo turns into a horny obsessed weirdo Not bad. Can't cheat on her if my dick spends most of the day between her tits, right?
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>>16483 I prefer to work for Horde inc. Since they have the sexiest Orc and H'Orc ladies in miniskirts and some Troll OL which are extremely hot, also it's quite arousing seeing them do extreme amount of paperwork with amazing dexterity despite having such enormous hands
>>16457 I will make at least 20 children with the first hag that sweater snatches me, but I wish a lolibaba could sweater snatch me due to height difference
>>16486 you know I'm somewhat concerned this guy might be spending too much money on his commissions...
>>16500 You will be making many more considering that your daughters will also want to give birth to your children
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>Hi <What's wrong kid? >I just got bullied for being an Alp <Oh yeah? Well, it's about to happen again, HAHA Why are they like this
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>>16504 I would bully an Alp with my penis until she starts enjoying it No homo though
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>>16500 Don't wait to get snatched by a lolibaba Be the one that snatches and kidnaps a lolibaba
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>>16500 >I wish a lolibaba could sweater snatch me due to height difference They have their own methods of "snatching" their prey
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>>16506 >Be the one that snatches and kidnaps a lolibaba surely you'll have the upper hand against such a small creature.
>>16507 >paizuri snatches your dick
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>>16506 >Be the one that snatches and kidnaps a lolibaba Watch out anon, that's exactly what they want you to do, and when you realize what you have done you are dealing with a 7 month pregnant monster in your hands and a ring in her finger
>>16507 Krampus lolibaba just hitting you with the <WICKETY WACK GET IN THE SACK
>>16507 I hate brown skinned people yet I find this brown skinned bapho hag simply irresistible
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>>16510 Egyptian sabbath when?
>>16518 The Sabbath is everywhere
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Bug season is in full swing and god does it make me want to pin down and hatefuck 'bubs
>>16520 You must fug the bug gently, then hug
>>16522 Yeah nah she's only getting one of those two things.
>>16523 But thou must!
>>16524 It's not written down anywhere that you have to be nice to bugs.
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>>16506 >Don't wait to get snatched by a lolibaba But it is said that they are the ones that attack first if you encounter one
>>16526 But bugs are cute and some of them are pollinators and some of them eat pests and some of them are SEXY SPIDERS!
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>>16530 yeah, as if a pint sized womanlet lLIKE that can take on a grown man like mysel- AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>16535 >Not being princess carried <Why even live?
>Woke up this morning >No monstergirl cuddling me >Go to work >All humans >Go home >No yan sneks or creepy 'pedes waiting to ambush me <Why even live?
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<why even live? >pet cat >live
>>16540 You can't just do that an unmarried cat, Anon.
>>16534 Certain bugs, like hornets and arachnes, deserve gental sex because of thier contributions to society. Honeybees and beelzebubs deserve rough sex though.
>>16520 Underrated girls.
>>16546 Of all the bugs to deserve gentle sex, why are you excluding honeybees, the bees that literally produce honey for society?
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>>16542 fine, il take responsibility.
>>16548 I'd have to negotiate with the queen if she wants to be on the list.
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>>16551 Anon, I am not sure you're ready to negotiate with a Queen Bee.
>>16535 That is more how I imagine monsters in Hagville, at least when their seduction attempts fail
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So, I found these in my succubus girlfriend's apartment under the couch cushions. Should I be worried?
>>16560 It's bad that you have a succubus girlfriend at all, Anon. You need a girl who's got the 3 B's: >Bat Wings >Big Horns >Bluebs Succubi boobies are not blue, making them sadly inferior.
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Dead hours
Oh, it's you. It's cool; some undead girls have Bluebs and Miss Lich can tack on the rest.
I need Cheshire correction. <Don't you mean you need to correct a Cheshire? No. I need Miss Chesh to correct my behavior.
>>16572 >the one Cheshire who is serious and has a silly and mischievous boyfriend
>>16573 I am not silly or mischievous. I am a bad, bad boy who deserves loving but firm correction from a stern Cheshire waif.
>>16575 It works from the opposite angle too. Chesh corrects an overly serious Anon who doesn't know how to have fun and makes him loosen up.
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>>16560 I like my Alps thick
>>16581 I like my Alps not existing
More alps for the rest of us, then.
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>>16583 Don't be mean to your bro, and she loves you so much
>>16606 >Kiss all alpfaggots Good boy
CATS
>>16592 Alps are just forbidden tomboys
>>16612 I dunno, man. If you actually turn into a woman through sheer willpower, I don't think you're gonna be much of a tomboy. Pyrows are the forbidden tomboys, because they're just your bros.
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So, how about those Demons huh?
>>16583 I'm like Hannibal, I like my Alps trampled by elephants.
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>>16538 I feel you, I will happen one day
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Fuck (at) work.
To the anon who got perma banned a few hours ago - it was an accident and I just lifted it.
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>>16572 Can you even correct a chesh ? And even if you could, why would you ?
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>>16547 Sounds like something a Beelzebub would say.
>>16651 >putting the 'bub in the bath
>>16652 This is a war crime in Beelzebub culture.
>>16652 'Bub in the tub, ready to scrub.
>Have cute kot waif >Like a kot, she is damn near autistic about certain things >Guards you when you use the bathroom >Slaps your hand away instinctively if it gets near her plate at dinner >Expects bedtime around 9 pm and gets increasingly antsy if you go later <But the worst part... >She gets the 2 am zoomies >Mostly harmless >But you often wake up to a sweaty kot who did a 2 mile run and then immediately hopped back into bed with you to sleep >Always means laundry day for the sheets at that point because sweaty kot + fur = frowny face
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>>16658 Guess what's going to happen once you get fruitful and multiply
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>>16538 What crushes me is that there's no playful and flirty auntster that loves me unconditionally and is ready to drain my stress after coming home from work and keep me company every night while also cheering me up while getting ready in the morning to go to work again
>>16592 I'm not gay but those thighs look pretty inviting
>>16661 I say that at KFC every day.
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>>16661 I know, right? go ahead and release all that pent up seed you have inside your bro, no one will ever know. Also remember that she's a biological woman that can get pregnant and all that so it's completely natural and not gay at all, you can fondle that body as much as you want and let her relieve yourself and service you as much as you want and no one will ever know. You love Alps after all, Alps are the superior option and the most reliable one.
>>16664 I say that at KFC every day.
>>16665 What do you say at Wendi's?
>>16666 I usually just order a baconator combo meal.
>>16667 By baconator I can only imagine this >>16581
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>>16668 I imagine something with P'orcs
>>16671 Imagine getting sandwiched by naked P'orcs
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>>16671 p'orc places are quite meaty
>>16672 Imagine getting sandwiched by naked P'orc highschoolers, and they are your classmates
>>16664 >no one will ever know. Everyone will know. Mamono can sense the smell of your mana inside your bro, no matter how much she tries to hide it
>>16674 And one of them is your teacher
>>16672 And the teacher is the shorter one.
How can you learn something at school or college in monster cities when your classmates are barely dressed and your teacher is wearing nipple pasties and a thong at best? How can you even concentrate in the lesson like that?
>>16674 I’m 44. I absolutely do not want to go back to high school. Just gimme a bitter OL mamono to cuddle.
>>16680 MGCU students are quite committed to their education anon, just ask professor Jub, she's well respected in the field of astrophysics
>>16682 But she teaches naked
>>16681 too bad your human education is not valid in MGC, you have to go through high school again regardless of your age
>>16681 grandpa...
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>>16681 >bitter Good luck.
>>16687 She’s purrfect
>>16673 >Go to order restaurant >Boring place full of people trying to hard to seem high society to differentiate themselves from the lowly mamono. >Go to mamono restaurant >Cook is screaming at Porc helper for eating the carrots again >The children corner is completely covered in spaggetti sauce because of the foodfight. >Manager's daugter is working as a waitress because she heard her crush's family would be eating there for his birthday >Random Kobold eating the scraps under the table. >Vampires offering their favorite drinks to cute boys at the bar. It's just livelier. >
>>16683 It's just her culture anon. Is sounds like you need some culture sensitivity lessons.
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Remember: it's never too late
this is about the time you guys should be making a new thread btw. unless you want to be using this one for the next few months
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>>16681 >OL mamono
>>16698 given the situation I feel it's best we hold off until 4chan is back and we come to a consensus what to do next, we're pretty quick and I wouldn't want to drown out the rest of the board whilst we're sheltering here
>>16704 YOUR MOM is pretty quick!
>>16704 This, let's be good lads and don't bother others.
>>16698 Nah. We are pretty quick. I'd say around 600 is better. There aren't more than, say, 4 active threads at any time.
>>16700 Conceptualize the aroma.
>>16710 sir whilst I understand your affection for Miss 'Nubis (should I be calling her Mrs now?) I'm not sure your "proposal" for our next fragrance line is particularly well thought out
>>16712 Mamono have all the tools they need to make their husband aquire their unique fragrance. My proposal is merely to create a compound that will increase the potency of that particular scent for each species.
should non incubi men have rights?
>>16717 Yes, they have the right to marry a monster and get incubized from continued fucking
>>16717 They have the right to seggs a fox.
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so what is the appeal i doll joints? i guess they're kinda cute, but thats it for me really.
>>16717 They have the right to cum inside
>>16698 No need to wait for a thread to die anymore, but there's no rush either. Maybe when it's on page 2, or we go by post count like the other Anon suggested. >>16709 600-900 was a normal range for /mgt/, so I think that should work. We might need to get the proper feel of the board's flow.
>>16717 The government of MGC has concluded that single men have rights only for a limited ammount of time. This decision was especially popular with the dhampir population, as it gives them an excuse to "Save the innocent men from the tyranical rule of the bloodsucker shadow society". Dhampirs all around social media changed their statuses to "Saviour of the human race. Any defensless men my DMs are open."
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>>16697 I want to fulfill a lolibaba's desire for childbirth over and over again
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>>16733 >bloodsucker shadow society Of course stupid chuuni dorks believe nonsense conspiracy theories. They should grow up and stop spouting uneducated opinions about important matters.
>>16734 Why isn't she pregnant yet in the doujins? God dammit she's being filled like a turkey every single day yet she's not popping out babies like crazy
What years of masturbating to degenerate doujins does to a lim
>the schizos like the guy constantly reposting fucked up shit like that loli fox artist's extreme porn has found this place Oh boy
>>16736 The actual conspiracy is that dhampirs have a 33% seat representation in the bloodsucker shadow society.
>>15845 just grab and toss then run
>>16025 imma make her a deal she cant ignore, 4 daughter for the price of one!
>>15860 milk the dragon and sell the milk to buy clothes
>>16753 >Milk the clothes >Sell the dragon Fixed it for you.
>tfw i be lusting after living armor girls alot > as well as wurm girls what if living armor wyrm girl
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>>16755 >*excited cumrag noises*
>>16758 Wurm or wyrm? Those are two different things in the MGE.
>>16760 Wait no, nvm, i got ot confused with the wyvern.
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I want a Lich right now.
>>16760 wurm girls but armor imagine and they are all parts of the armor so they have that gambeson underlayer thats soft like skin
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>>16764 We are no longer constrained by tyranny of the advertisers also rare LN lewd
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>>16766 Oh shit, must have not saved the full version all those years ago since I forgot mine was cropped.
>>16116 can i shoot her with my own guns? can we rent the jungle gym and have our own Metal Gear style duel?
>>16729 you can pose her around however you want, and you can dress her up in any clothes you like (even naked, how scandalous!)
>>16729 Hi! I like dolls because... >They are often depicted as creepy and murderous in horror films >They are also often depicted as gothic lolitas Between these two things, my dick becomes DIAMONDS.
>>16749 Impregnation and pregnant monsters are a schizo fetish now?
>>16804 Absolutely. If you go any further with a mamono than holding her hand in yours, you are a VILE PERVERT who will never deserve love. You will probably goon to old episodes of Baywatch on VHS while strangling yourself with a belt.
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>>16804 Some people only enjoy the act of making babies but cannot tolerate the responsibility that comes after that and I have no idea why those anons are here, when making babies is the main goal of monsters
>>16805 Goon? what?
>>16807 Just another tourist word for the filter list my friend, when you see /v/ slangs just add them to the filters
>>16808 But what if I want to make a story about monster mafia or the mofukuza?
>>16809 Just like recipes with soybeans or soy sauce in 4chan, they are gone forever
>>16809 You can have an Anon who obsessively masturbates to them, that's fine!
>>16651 Not a Beelzebub I just tend to have more cosmopolitan tastes in MGE girls on a whim. That and that one episode of Futurama is how I expect nearly all Bubs to act around their man.
>Addicted to Kotamine >Up to 3, sometimes 4 kots a day >Tell yourself that you can stop anytime you want >But in your heart you know better.
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dog
Careful, if you get defeated the monsters can recruit you into thier adventuring party as well.
>>16824 >Be weird neet >Lolimander breaks into your house and defeats you >Forces you to join her party >Bitches constantly about how out of shape you are >Her fault for BREAKING INTO YOUR HOME IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>16825 I will make her out of shape with my baby growing in her belly
>>16826 >she gets a +20 to agility and +10 to strength during pregnancy >the bonus persists after pregnancy What now?
>>16825 She's the party leader so she gets control of your build and equipment as well.
>>16829 Idea: MORE PREGNANCIES
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>>16810 They want you to think soybeans are basedbeans because they keep the Oni away, but that makes them cringebeans if you ask me.
>>16832 counterpoint: soybeans are needed for Abuurage.
How can nipple pasties give more armor than a steel breastplate?
>>16824 id be the big strong retard autist u get by giving them something cuteand or pretty for them to have u know the type of recruitable npc
>>16824 They won't recruit me because I'd just hold them back.
>>16837 >hold them back Anon grabs dat ass
>>16837 The camp buffs make it worthwhile anyway
>>16839 >camp buffs If Anon is TOO camp he'll alp!
>>16824 im but a man in plate and level one, what would they do with me, i dont even come with a party strengthing buff aside from teh typical morale boosting
>>16841 no Anon! you're prime bait for a powergaming hag monsters! she will force you into a ultra optimized build made to maximize her own damage! you'll be her buff slut!
>>16842 >its a shortstack hag >im her tank since she gave me a shield and spear >she rides on my shoulder, and casts magic powered by my buffs >i block and parry attacks
dont forget, inns are not safe from monsters hell they could be the monster themself
>Weird pervert oomukade breaks into your home while you sleep >"Pins" you in bed >Victory music plays, waking you up >Forces you to join her party as "chitin polisher" >Mostly just needs you to cuddle her while she shitposts on 4mon and gets banned from various twitch chats
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More legs = more seggs
Hey, do Spoiler tags work like on 4chan?
>>16849 thats why i keep a meido in the party she protects while i sleep i do feel weirdly exhausted afterwards tho
>>16852 Any mamono can be a fine meido.
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>>16853 ...except foxes.
>>16853 yes they can but i heard the slavic ones are the best, they are most loyal, and have fluffy tails and nice heels, i forget their names, but those are the best maids, not the ones that are made of goop, those are the worst
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>>16855 True. Foxes are terrible. >>16860 Spooder is best meido.
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Dead hours
>Meow >mmrrrrrrrrrrrow? >mrrw?
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While 4chan is still down, anyone up for a collab? Could talk game stuff since I'm a dev here, do a /tg/ style CYOA, or even just toss around ideas for writing and art. >>16764 and >>16850: Nice.
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>>16883 This pick-up line book was a scam
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>>16892 Is it okay to pet mamonos while they sleep?
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Sick once again, where is the medikot? Just the thought of healing potion or magic should convince everyone on earrh that portals are needed.
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The medikot is in heat, someone call the doctor!
>>16896 Fucking the funny medikot is a way to get rid of sickness and sadness.
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>>16886 well we could always continue to fill out the map
>>16834 Magical engineering. Probably enchanted with a variant of the Oath of Pleasure spell.
>>16834 >>16910 It's a common misconception that bikini armor and other lewd clothings give more armor than plate, chainmail, etc. Anyone that would bother to look at the actual armor stats would see that the inherent armor value is miniscule. What is happening here is that natural mana armor outscales any physical armor in the late game, so wearing a bikini is about the same as plate, except it gives bonus to seduction, as well as providing a debuff to enemy concentration.
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<My manifesto: I CAN'T BREED
idgaf if my Ochimusha DPS thinks it's undignified, she's going to wear that meta legendary buttplug anchored bikini or I kick her from my party.
>>16860 Oh you mean the fox domestication experiment in St. Petersburg? Yeah, those foxes make for very good maids.
>>16914 Why did old /mgt/ hate Druella so much?
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>>16918 Because she's one of the few mamono that would actually refuse sex with anon at first
>>16920 Mainly the fact that the attitude towards her flipflops between she's a NEET that will never get laid and she's a brat that needs to be raped. >>16919 The sexual tension towards lims in general is very high in this thread.
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How is my maid team supposed to do their job when they spend 90% of the time pregnant?
>>16921 >she's a brat that needs to be raped I can't remember those. >she's a NEET that will never get laid In that case I think Anons were tsundere at worst and they were leaning hard into gap moe. >>16922 Pure numbers help.
>>16921 Druella is just Druella. I need an actual NEET lilim who exists exclusively on a diet of energy drinks, cigarettes (so she can smell like my dad), and survivalist food buckets. We are talking full "Reginald Barkley in the Holodeck" tier shit. We are talking "disengage safety protocols, begin program." We are talking Holding hands, with fingers INTERLACED
>>16923 >I can't remember those. Maybe the spoilered image two posts above the one you are responding to will help you remember. >Gap moe Gap moe only works when you have a main personality and then flashes of unexpected cute or relatable behavoiur in between. Can't remember the last time lims were characterized like their main personality. >>16924 Good luck on your hunt for the NEETlim. Just remember to at least bathe her every week.
>>16925 >bathe her get the fuck away from me you filthy casual
>>16925 >>I can't remember those. >Maybe the spoilered image two posts above the one you are responding to will help you remember. It must have been from really old /mgt/ before I found out about that place because all that picture does is make me feel disgusted.
Lilims are lame, no fluffy bits to pet.
>>16922 I'm pretty sure that maids are trained to do their job in top condition while pregnant, that's how they thrive
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>>16922 On the bright side, you will never run out of milk for your cereal, tea or coffee
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>>16932 Pregnancy in monsters is a buff, not a debuff
>>16922 Maids doing chores pregnant and naked isn't a good idea, imagine all the sweat and milk everywhere
>>16932 >MAID'S BURDEN >passive >for every 1% bodily movement encumbrance gain... >>+2% work efficiency >>+5% focus >>+1% perception (perception capped at 110% for sanity. see CHAOS and ELDRITCH skill trees for increases to this cap) >when 10 stacks of maid's burden are held for a month, gain a permanent... >>+0.2% focus >>+0.1% work efficiency >>+0.5% utility magic strength >permanent buff eligibility refreshes when movement encumbrance is completely lost given for completing maid training, there are quite a few builds around it. but of course the most popular one is just getting preggo.
what would be the latest news right now on /4mon/s board?
>>16940 >/human/ got hacked >it's all over
>>16941 >they found out that there are no human boys on that board >ITS ALL CHESHIRES FROM ARGENTINA,AUSTTILLIA AND ISREASL
>>16942 >the anubis and kiki moderators are in shambles >their local stores cannot keep up with the amount of ice cream tubs they are consuming to cope with the fact that they were actually roleplaying with faggot cats
>>16944 really putting the faggot into faggot cats >the mods are getting memed on left and right >the cheshires are lughing it up >the danuki are blamed for this yet again >and hellhounds post about thier supposed human boys (its all danuki and mist continent monsters who are single and paid by the government)
>>16946 at least the hack finally got wonderland rangebanned.
>>16948 BUT WHERE I GET MY 100% NATURAL MADHATTER SCHIZO BABBLE FROM NOW, I CANT GET TO ARTIFICAL MAD HATTERS, ONLY HOMEGROWN,WONDERLAND PURES CAN SCRATCH THAT ITCH
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>>16951 I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF HATTER
>>16951 >>16954 im sorry anon but the memekots ruined it for everybody.
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fuck it im going to alice and go to wonderland where the fucks the door im gonna go and get a nice and curcy hatter, without a fucking guide
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>>16955 She's sowy
>>16958 SHES NOT INVITED TO ANY FURTHER TEA PARTIES AND FURTHER IS BANNED FROM A GUIDE
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>>16960 NO, you can't do that. That's a punishment far too harsh. She meant no wrong, look, she's crying now. FREE CHESH FREE CHESH FREE CHESH
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I will adopt all the banned cheshires and bring back there smiles or die trying.
>>16963 THEN SHE NEEDS TO GIVE ME MY DOSE WONDERLAND GRADED HATTER SCHIZO BABBLE ASMR BACK
>>16954 If there's a monster that can seduce me with her anus is definitely a Hatter, Troll would be a close second
>>16967 would hatter anus taste sweet?
I do wonder, could u use ur penis to fish in the mamano sea?
>>16971 >Anon goes to the surfer shop and buys a board >Drills a hole through >Goes far into the sea, lays down and waits. >Mershark bites him I don't think that's such a good idea.
>>16973 >anon pulls his dick out right at the last second >"ooooh u almost had it" > do it for an hour straight >get fined for bullying wildlife
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>>16973 >he get squeezed into the board by a kraken as she does a split on the other side to rape him
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>>16969 Dunno about hatter, but ratass is most definitely NUTS
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>>16942 >"Who was behind all this?" >Kikis start rounding up all Danukis and putting them in one district >"It iz jooszt to keeps zhings klean unt tidy"
to rape or not rape is the question when find the monster girl sleeping in your bed after she ransacked your fridge while you were gone at work, She took that dessert u were saving to eat later, that fat fuck. She lays fast asleep, taunting u with her fat ass, the thing just up in the air. The dirty monster knows what its doing yet it does it anyway, Does it want to be corrected? But u toss her out, and lock the door. U should get a guard so this doesnt happen
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>>16987 My favorite flavor
>>16942 >ITS ALL CHESHIRES I WANT TO GO TO THERE
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>>16987 Really? I will ask my auntster if she lets me have a taste
Yes, I know just the ladies to audition for the role!
>>16991 u dont want that ud bite into what u think is a donut its cheshire asshole
>>16994 I mean, wouldn't that mean a Cheshire gets bit in her asshole? Who sets themselves up for that? The asshole is DELICATE!
>>16995 They are the type to prank first, think later
>>16996 I gotta admit, that only makes me love them more.
>>16992 Tasting the asses of your family members is really rude
>>16992 If she's your auntster I'm pretty sure that you have already tasted it in several occasions
>tfw ywn steal the dragon princess Elise and her cousin , the wurm princess Imogenes from the wurm badlands >ywn see the posh and city dwelling dragon interact with her cousin whose from the sticks >ywn wake up to them arguing what is proper decorum on how to wake a man, Elise says its with a nice and gentle sucking from a maiden, Imogenes says it to wake em up with a rough fucking followed by sweet and slow rolling of loins >Elise needs someone to dress her but she knows big words and the work of shakespeare >Imogenes knows how to clothe, clean, cook, but is rather crass in language and simple in diction
>>17002 CHOOSE WURM
>>17003 wurm is a good choice but what if the both of them, imagine their cute little quarrels
>>17005 I read that as "cute little squirrels" and now I'm imagining a dragon wife and a wurm wife and their menagerie of adorable squirrels. >"They just make sense to us dragons, Anon." <"Yes, see how they horde these acorns! It is DARLING."
FRACTAL CHESHIRE IS BOTH 1 CHESHIRE AND INFINITE CHESHIRES
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Dead hours
Cat hours
Good nights, Anons! I'm not the "don't burn down the thread" guy, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. But don't think about me. Instead, think about the soothing sounds of Miss Cricket as she fiddles you quietly to sleep.
>>17016 what the fuck kind of prank is this? why is cheshire so sexy and classy all of a sudden? what is this cats plotting...
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>>17017 It's cat time. She likes to look good during those hours. >>17012 She should be more careful when implying such things.
>>16905 Seems cool, is there background for this or just plonk down a new zone and a description?
>>17019 >or just plonk down a new zone and a description? pretty much
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still want to be sweaternapped? -Turning Point Sabbath District
>>17033 Yeah
>>17033 No, unless it's a 'yip, or a lot or maybe a kiki or even a fox.
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>>17037 Kot*
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>>17037 Too late anon, now you are going to get sweaternapped by a lot of yips in a parking lot. Don't you feel lile you won the lot-tery?
>>17044 Meh, could be worse, hope she has a lot of cold ones in her fridge.
Looks like 4chinz will be back up soon, what are we going to do? We're still missing most of the anons
>currently trending among pyrows: new line of soda flavored pussy lipsticks >pepsi-cola variant wins by a landmark
>>17052 reconvene on the site and discuss what happens next
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>>17052 hopefully the pest will have killed himself since he lost the ability to shitpost about being told no on a sith drawing. i mean really if you remove him that solves most of our issues on 4chan immediately.
>>17052 Most people, both in the warosu archive and in the wikichat, have said it would be best to remain here. It's been a boon not having constant spam, passive aggresive anti MGE posts or furryposting for the last couple of days. We will probably still make a thread there, and then move the rest into here. I don't think anyone wants to remain in that unmoderated hellhole, anyone who's sane. >>17054 He's still alive, lurking and making the occasional recognizable post in this thread. He's just had to actually behave and play by the rules, which is a good thing for him too.
>>17052 It's slow here but the quality is high, I don't intend to go back to 4chan if you all stay here.
>>17063 Once we import the rest of our peeps it'll get a bit faster. You do have to account for the fact that the spam is gone though. ~30% of the thread in /jp/ was spam.
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Remember those old sayings from the MGE military days, specially bootcamp: "the front if for business and the rear ia for fun"
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>>17061 oh thats a shame, i was hoping i could take my wife to see the seething clown stuck in a wisp cage when the portals opened. [spoiler]ms. wisp's retard zoo sounds like a prime business venture. filled with (but not limited to): over zealous order knights/larpers that just didnt know when to quit fagkot's latest victims (not undead, just genuinely broken and need to be put in time out for a bit) earth anons driven to hysteria because they think its too good to be true. and of course ms wisp's husband himself: one of the few monster born males. his ma's a dormouse so he's tired all the time, he doesnt mind the soul cage since its a bit furnished and he can sleep as much as he needs to. dont tap on the bars, it spooks him and ms wisp doesnt like you interrupting hubby's sleepy time. not all clowns will stay forever! at the end of the day its a rehabilitation service for beyond broken men[/spoiler]
>>17074 oh thats bullshit. the fuck did i even do wrong with those spoiler tags?
>>17074 >fagkot's latest victims I volunteer as tribute!
>>17071 Yeah, only now I'm starting to really see how fucking ridiculous it is that mods were allowing someone to fill a thread with spam that was openly breaking main rule of the board. One of the jannies elsewhere said they got into trouble if they bothered mods with too many ban reports, so we likely went through several jannies who tried to help us, but got shut down by mods not wanting to be distracted from babysitting vtumors. And anyone thinking it's going to change after the hack is absolutely delusional, all the rot comes from the top.
>>17077 Whenever 4chan comes back, it'll 100% be a government honeypot shadow-run by a council of billionaires: >Elon Musk >Jeff Bezos >Mark Zuckerberg >Peter Thiel You will know I am right when they install W.T. Snacks as the new owner / runner of 4chan.
>>17075 probably newlines or one of the special characters fucked it up. You can also use "**"s as spoiler tag replacements, maybe those wouldn't get mangled
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>>17073 I like fun but I consider myself a businessman
>>17081 !! Also, very small !!
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>>17078 Schizo lore, best lore
>>17083 I don't need medication because I'm already shogpilled.
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>>17073 Now I understand what people meant by saying that children only spent their days having fun and nothing else
I said nothing, I'm retarded. Yeah, it's nice to have a thread without Mick or Spam
>>17085 Why are little monster girls associated with anal sex? Shouldn't they be more fit for vaginal since they can't get pregnant yet?
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>>17078 You're under arrest for telling too much truth
>>17003 >>17089 >>17089 >HE DOESNT KNOW ......
>>17089 For me it's Mizu ero manga, I cannot associate lolis with nothing but anal thanks to his works
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Dead hours
>>17095 >didn't post the wight clack-clacks >dead instead of undead. You are a fake and a fraud.
Which mamonos would be the biggest pet addicts?
>>17101 Miss dark mage will have so many pets.
>>17104 >ten marshmallow cats
>>17106 and I will stretch them all out
>>17107 >"ooh big stretch"
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>>17107 Uh, what?
>>17110 Anon is going to turn them into longcats.
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>>17107 This but with Chesh instead
>>17112 yeah she's gonna need to stretch alright because we're going on a 30km hike
anyone else have significantly less interest in the 'happily ever after' with monsters compared to the drama of the chase?
>>16806 i thought they want to fuck, and find love, making a baby is a tertiary goal for most mons.
>>17114 For stories, yes. IRL, I just want to cuddle a bug. A cuddle bug, if you will.
>>17114 No, I prefer that to the "chase". The drama always turn around things I despise.
>>17114 The chase makes for easier writing so you get a lot of it and its often high quality, but I love a good slice of life. When I think about monsters, I mostly just think about how comfy it would to be around them.
>>17119 maybe i am stuck in the rpg mindset, cause i get stuck on imagine fighting them, but they now fight with seduction instead of claws, still a fight though.
>>17114 Just you.
>>17120 Personally it's XCOM/kill team. I just replace rifle with demon mana laser rifle and I can have my fun in my head.
>>17114 If i wanted constant strife and misunderstandings caused by the person i most love i'd be dating a 3DPD.
>>17125 Anon, let’s be real. None of us are here because maintaining an intimate relationship with a real live human woman is our forte.
>>17126 >None I woundn't speak for everyone. I've heard there are a couple anons in long term relationships here, and i genuinely hope they are happy in them, but the whole chasing a woman for the sake of doing it is just a gateway for abuse, especially if she does it just to keep you on your toes.
>>17114 Why would I? If you are tired of the happily ever after and want pointless drama then go chase a real woman
>>17123 There's a surprising lack of incest in this one
>>17112 Fat Chesh auntie
>>17114 i more meant in monsters pursuing humans(often non-consensually)
>>17134 Even if that was the case, i don't like it either. If we both feel the same for eachother, i find much more satisfaction in working to make us both happy than starting some dubious games with her feelings.
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>Beautiful shiny skin >Extremely kissable >Makes clacking sounds when she walks >Can be a domme or a sub >Doesn't force you to go outside >Uses your skin as a canvas to mark you >In tune with your feelings I didn't even speak her name, and yet she appeared in your head.
>>17150 The rhythm of those clacks sounds like a machine gun.
>>17151 >try to sleep >boog scuttling aboot
i wanna annoy miss haku by being annoying and messing with her by asking her things like "i dont care for math that isnt on how to get u", "all these words aint enough to distract me from you", "I aint gonna not use this to seduce" in reference learning bout holsts.
>>17156 This only happens if your boog is insufficiently coodled.
>>17151 A SEXY machine gun
>>17156 Only happens if you deny your boog her midnight snack and she has to go to the fridge instead-.
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>>17163 Fact check: True
>>17164 On the other hand: Centipede walking ASMR
>>17166 Yeah, and I do enjoy ASMR, but I would also enjoy boog coodles and I'd get a little of the misophonia if she tried to eat in bed.
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Also, boogs should be scary. Scary boogs are cuter than non-scary boogs. That's just science.
How do you cuddle bugs anyway? They got wings and abdomens and stuff so spooning is out.
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>>17179 There's just more to cuddle, Anon.
>>17180 Seems like a full time job, cuddling bugs.
>>17182 Only if you are very, very lucky.
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>>17182 Every part of the bug needs cuddling. It's your responsability as a man to give equal love to all of her segments. Depending on your cuddlebug score you can recieve benefits from the Eros church, including access to the pink garden.
>>17210 I will farm Eros bucks in the cuddling chesh pit. I know that it's not about bugs but I'm not a fan
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>>17214 More bedbugs for me then.
>>17219 Chitin sounds cold and hard, unlike fluff. Why do you prefer it?
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>>17164 Various things. Cold and hard means it's firm, something to protect you and embrace you. Centipedes are mostly flat on their belly, so they aren't uncomfortable to hug. Being possessively pressed against her underplates must feel great. It also means i'm her soft and squishy teddybear. It must be quite the experience for an oomukade to have a stressball human. The third reason is that mammals in general have a good ammount of immune defenses against chitin if it gets inside of your body, so love between an Oomukade and a man is an evolutionary forbidden love of sorts.
>>17230 Meant to reply to>>17222 The reply window not resetting is messing with me.
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Consider fluffy chitin.
>>17248 dumb bimbo boog
>>17238 I don't like this picture anons. Its smug aura mocks me.
>>17251 she's the bimbofication bug
>>17257 Bimbgugfornication?
>>17261 Bibimbapification?
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Bugs are fine and all, but my seed belongs to the dead
I will wash the silly moth and there will me no more dust
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>>17276 I want to see how well those Jiangshi hop in bed
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>>17270 Baphofication!
>>17277 Huff moth dust until your body is numb to protect yourself from the pain of an extremely violent 19-hour long moth mating session.
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>>17277 On that train of thought, I would huff wonderland drugs on a my chesh ass
>>17279 Bathification!
>>17282 >succuplumber says anon's drain is already level >anon is disappointed she didn't get the innuendo <"lol just kidding, take off your pants, fuckboy"
>>17283 I like the inuendo with Zombies of "rearranging their insides", because some of them want to take it literal
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>>17284 I want to rearrange their insides, if you know what I mean
>>17288 That was the joke yes.
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I want to live in her insides.
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>>17291 May you get your wish! Also I just like posting this image. I think it’s Cute and Funny.
>>17293 it happens to at least one anon after the portals open.
Need Cheshire wife to crudely photoshop mamono heads onto human porn pics, then send them to me at work.
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>>17297 Careful what you ask for.
>>17299 Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit.
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>>17297 I wanted to catbox a shooped hellhound head on top of a negress as a joke and I went to 8chan's interracial board to look for that kind of base material. Needless to say, I did not find what I was looking for
>>17307 what do you expect now that those subhumans cant spam 4chan anymore?
>>17307 You're not the sharpest knife, just Google it, don't go willingly in a cesspool.
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>>17307 Seriously, what made you think that's a good idea?
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>>17308 >>17309 >>17310 I just don't know where to look for non video 3DPD porn since I only jack it to monster girls. I expected to have to sift through blacked shit to get to the reverse stuff, but I had no idea it's ALL blacked there. I guess they like to lie to themselves that they get off to the interracial aspect and not just to niggers fucking their women, oh well. Have a bleachhound instead.
>>17311 I think that’s just a tall yeti.
>>17312 With a tail and eye flames?
>>17311 It's just an adaptation to cold temperatures.
4chan is back by the way
>>17318 Now let's see for how long.
>>17318 i expect it to get hacked again in less than a week. from what grapeape has said it seems like no significant changes were made to 4chan's codebase despire that being part of the leak.
>>17318 i cant even make a post in the /jp/ thread. every time that shitty two minute timer expires i just get hit with another
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>>17324 I could make a post, but not a thread. I guess I'm not making that small shitpost before the site goes down again.
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Things happening?
>>17326 I'm going to laugh my ass off if they kick us out of /jp/ for talking about moving out of 4chan
>>17326 really earning the paycheck there.
>I want the jannies to pay more attention to us <Kakuen's finger curls
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Yay! It's finally Friday! Do your best at work anon so when you come back you can have a bath with auntie and a meal so she can pamper you lots and skillfully drain your stress
>>17332 Really in mood to crack a few cold ones with auntie tonight.
>>17326 No trolls if no thread, now that's forward thinking!
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>>17332 I would spend the whole weekend with my auntster if she was real Friday night is not enough to drain out my stress and play pretend lovers
>>17337 Yukari counts as an aunt or grandma? Botb are fine though
So is /jp/back?
>>17341 yeah, mgt is not though lmao >>17326
>retard
>>17332 I would personally take my auntster on a date, the rest can wait but I would like to experience how it feels to take someone from the opposite sex out for dinner and having a good time at least once
>>17342 Just make another thread then
Here you go https://boards.4chan.org/jp/thread/49318489 Don't know if it will go well.
>>17348 best we head over and discuss what we'll do next
>>17348 >the pest immediately started begging us to stay on /jp/ oh my fucking god lmao
>>17348 Can we even discuss the move there. If people don't start talking about it it's going to be a bit pointless.
>>17352 Pretty sure the previous thread was just moved out of /jp/ because of technical fuckup like /po/ getting merged with /tv/
>>17353 What a fuck up.
>>17353 > /po/ getting merged with /tv/ How does shit like that even happen
It's not letting me post. Something about server error.
>>17357 Gateway?
>>17358 Yeah
>>17357 Same. I was just going to say that if we don't move this is an obvious spot for a bunker anyway.
>>17358 >>17359 Should’ve bought a Dell. <snickeringcheshire.gif
>>17357 Another reason to just ignore that shithole, honestly
>>17356 4dumb developers allowed non-document files to be posted under .pdf extension, don't expect anything good from them
>>17348 >bad gateway So it's dead again?

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