>>17364 Last thread ran out of replies at a horrible time. Anyways. It's time we start to discuss the move seriously. If you are from /jp/, please do give signs of life

>>17365 can I offer a panda in these trying times

>>17366 This isn't diplomacy, this is just sex.

Didn't know there's a post limit. >>17365 I already gave my two cents, but I think I'm staying here even if 4chan doesn't shit itself again (I fully expect it to anyway). It was the Anons that made /mgt/ good, not the domain or moot's crusty-ass 2010 Dells, and here I can still interact with at least some of the Anons. >>17366 They make the times much more bearable.

Well, I can't seem to be able to post anything on 4chan right now, so I'll just say it here. I think a permanent move to capybara is the best course of action.

>>17365 I'm going to stay. If it's dead here in a week I'll know where to find everyone anyway.

>>17370 Even if it's dead, i'll say here too. No point in going back to the timeloops and the garbage.

>>17365 I'm super confused where everyone is. Are we suppose to stay here? Go back to /jp/? This is just a massive shit show.

At least here would give half a damn for any sort of thread q.o.l.

>>17370 My biggest worry is that the move initiative gets bogged down in constant arguments with casuals being reluctant to go beyond their beloved 4chinz cool kids club, obsessed pests take a few weeks off from their routines to convince anons to stay with them and then after that it will be all back to the old misery.

>>17372 We are discussing the move there for those who haven't caught up yet. If you read a couple posts above you, you should be able to see what people want.

>>17365 I was from /jp/ but i will stay here. No point in going back

>>17365 >check.out the /jp/ thread >mick's back to his usual antics Yeah nah Im staying. Just send updates to get the writefags and artists like latenight and yerb into the loop, the rest will follow

Postin' old Apophis story from 2019 that I was asked to reupload. Enjoy! https://archiveofourown.org/works/65017198

>>17379 Cheers, man

>>17379 Nice to see you found us!

>>17382 A helpful anon pointed the way

>>17383 Would have done it myself, but i'm stuck in bad gateways and timers.

>>17379 Can I ask the forbidden question, mate?

>>17386 Sure

Just found this place, wouldn't have thought to look here without being guided. I don't know if we really have the traffic for our own boards, but anywhere the mods care will be better than 4chan. Also, we can post nipples. I'll stay as long as there are people to talk to.

>>17374 Of course you can't save everybody, you probably can't even save most. Board hoppers will never choose a second site over a board on their 4chan routines. But I'm willing to try out the dip in volume for quality.

>>17374 yeah, we need to make an active effort to convince the remaining anons to come over, lest the pest manages to convince them that we are the problem.

>>17387 Since it's about slave and such, does it go heavy on femdom or you kept it light?

>>17368 >Didn't know there's a post limit. It's pretty convenient, solves the dilemma of when to make new thread

>>17391 It's proper female domination. She's in charge. It's more of a nursing handjob sort of sex act though. And obviously she bites him, she's a venomous snake lol

>>17394 Technically /jp/ has it too, but with our speed compared to rest of the board we almost never hit it.

>>17386 It's best if we make a thread around 600 posts. Gives time to finisha ny discussion and people aren't going to be confused as to why they can't post anymore. Bump limit is ~400 anyways.

>>17395 I see, thanks for the heads up

Damn it was on sight as soon as the board went back up to start the shitposting, huh? Guess I will keep both the threads open till enough people move here to keep conversation. In the mean time, more comms.

i am actually shocked 4janny is back up. I was expecting it down for months.

>>17400 Bets when it goes down again?

>>17399 Pretty good.

Well good night everyone

>/jp/ thread not even up for 2 hours >furtards, slopper and muh discord pests already back at it Fucking hell, I'm so glad that at the very least we have an alternative place to retreat to. I think I'll never badmouth shartyfags after this.

>>17402 since they fixed it so fast i am imagining it is a janny duct-tape special. I feel like now everyone wants to be the next group to take them down, so maybe within 4 months?

>>17405 >janny duct-tape special Can't be anything else. Does anyone else find themselves wishing for IDs here, by the way? I guess I should go to the meta thread for that.

>>17410 >Does anyone else find themselves wishing for IDs here, by the way? IDs make sense only on really fast boards with dispersed threads IMO. May as well have logins if we're going there.

Guess i'll gauge how many have come here. Time for a date anon. You've been too busy with that computer lately, and your monwife (pick your favorite, or roll if you are feeling daring https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/) is getting angry. But fret not, the cupids have heard of your pleas, and they will pay for everything, as long as you give them some promotional photos. So, where will you go, and what cute, fun or even lewd activities do you have planned for your wife? I'll go first. >Take Oomuwife to the Boogie fair to liven it up >Cheery music everywhere, the smell of sweets permeates the air >Take her to some shooting games, cupid is about to give me support but i sneakily signal her to not shoot. >End up needing 6 tries, and i take a cute cupid beret as my prize. >Buy her some cotton candy, her antennae go crazy over it and she devours it. >Use a spell of anthropomorphosis to turn her bipedal so that she fits in the attractions, not a big fan of heights, but the speed gets her blood pumping. >She's tired and dry from the sun, perfect chance to take the love tunnel. >Sit on one of the little boats, and start applying lotion all over her body in the dark, damp tunnel. >One thing leads to another, end up more than just making up by the end of it. >Come out with several bitemarks all over my skin, and completely drained. >Buy some souvenirs and head home for some cuddlytime.

Dont let the move change the narrative Babayaga won the election

>>17413 >404 file not found Hey what the fuck?

>>17413 You done goofed with the url: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ Anyway, I rolled and got a Rata. Can't go wrong with a pink squirrel girlfriend sharing some walnuts on a walk through a forest.

>>17414 silence serf. this is a foxed board.

>>17417 Fucking parenthesis.

>>17418 know your place, birdog meidos are the superior pick

>>17413 >Decide to take Yeti out on a date >Plan to go ice skating and surprise her with it >Wake up early >Want to see what she thinks >She's sleeping >Try to wake her up >grappled into bed >try to tell her we need to wake up >It's too cold out anon >She makes a compelling argument >Man it really is warm here >Out of bed at 4pm >10/10 date

>>17413 Not another party, not after last time. This time, we'll spend the whole day reading at the local runya sabbath library. And a long interactive session of various experiments based on what we learned

>>17413 Hah! My kikiwaif would never get angry at me for neglecting her. She'd simply rape me right then and there!

>>17413 >Valkyrie Are we sure she's not just trying to hook up her sister? >Start going to martial arts with new Valk Gf, she's super intense on training me and this is at least fun >Decide on Judo >She pushes me to my limit and then some >Keeps talking about what a great hero I can become >Get home >Whole body aches >At least I got my training done >Valk tells me she wants a re-match >Tells me to get naked >What.png >She strips down >Points to the bed and repeats "re-match" >Asks if she just means that she wants to have sex >She gets super flustered and say that's not it >Have a naked "judo" rematch Valks are confusing.

>>17413 Hatter wife on a picnic date to the park >Walking with Mrs Hatter without her hat BECAUSE she did her hair up really fancy and cute BUT she's got a cute parasol and acts all dainty with you, holding your hand with the cleverest smile on her face >Buy both of you tea and some small cookies to go while you walk to the park. you ask her how the cookies are. she says you should try one. >You say they're a gift for her, and she should enjoy them. She pops one in your mouth while you talk and giggles. >It tastes pretty good. >laying down with her on a picnic blanket in the park on a grassy hill >her head in your lap >watching monster couples walk and cycle by >"I brought jam but no cream for the scones. Sorry Darling..." Hatter apologizes. >"What a pity. I brought cream but no jam." You reply. "I wonder what we'll do." >"Oh you... you sound insaner every day since we met. By which I mean saner." Hatter titters. "Now does that make you more or less predictable to a wonderlander?" >"Who's to say you're rubbing off on me? Maybe I'm rubbing off on you." You twirl her mint hair around your finger. "The first Sane Hatter. Now how about that?" >"Hm hm hm. That would be something. Whatever next? A cheshire dog? A kettle made of chocolate? Crumpets without holes?" >You butter, cream and jam a scone. You bring it to your lips, plant a tiny kiss on the side (licking the jam off your lips) and give it to her >"How about a kiss without lips?" >"Oh my... ~" Hatter blushes just a tinge, although her reaction is predictably muted. "You do think of some quite outlandish things, Darling." She finishes her scone happily, dabbing her lips with an elegant napkin. Then, she reaches up from her nest in your lap, searching for your cheek to caress. "I suppose we can rub off on each other then. Symbiosis, if you will. The best of me. The best of you." Her hand goes to a small bump near her tummy. "The best of both."

>>17411 True enough I guess, but they were an absolute godsend for self-moderation. Guess I'll see if I still want them in a week.

Bit of a strange question, what's this board/thread view on roll posts? I really like those.

>>17413 >Inari It's onsen time. Yes, we'll be fucking. A lot. Oh and the photos? I'll make sure to make some once the water is visibly cloudy from our bodily fluids, that should make for a fine promo for that onsen.

>>17430 The board's too slow for these, unless you mean like the slot machine above or rolls with random.org dice.

>>17430 If you mean the usual ones, we just made one. Otherwise, just follow like we did in /jp/, it's a slow board, and out fast posting has already tripped anti-raid measures. Use some external RNG tool if they need to roll themselves, like the kikasuru slotmachine, and have anons talk about their results instead of just posting "I rolled x" Any other questions are best asked in the meta thread. The admin is active and he'll respond to you whenever he's there.

>>17431 That's just free advertising for the onsen.

>>17413 I recently discovered that there's river access at a local park. My eel wife probably wouldn't get properly wet too.often otherwise, so I'd probably male up a picnic basket, grab her and the dog and drive down. No real need for money there, but if Eros wants to front some good booze and a anthromorphosis potion so the missus can see how SHIT it is to swim with legs so she stops bullying me as much that'd be cool. Just a nice chill afternoon and some interesting tan lines to enjoy when we get home. Sounds nice.

>>17435 You will be provided with a vintage sake and a leg focus potion. Just ignore the slightly sweet taste and barely noticeable pink color of the water. They are doing you a favor.

>>17434 Wasn't that the whole point? Wife gets the luxurious datesex she always wanted, onsen gets prime advertisement >come visit us with your darling and see if you can make the water even whiter than this

>>17428 >not using the hat as a parasol Missed opportunity there.

reposting these here for the consideration of the thread https://boards.4chan.org/jp/thread/49318489#p49319497 >In all honestly, moving to an alt-chan will just spell the death of the MGE community for good. It's already shaky as it is, and moving to an even more obscure site will just be the thing that does us under. Sure the shitposting is annoying here, but it's incredibly easy to filter. But the benefit to being here is that there's at least some exposure to the community such that it doesn't die. You're at least going to get newfrens coming in from time to time to keep the cycle going; whereas on capy, you won't have that. We'll just start dropping like flies as people get bored and move on. And not the cool kinda fly either. Just some ramblings from an old timer. I've seen this happen time and time again when people move. https://boards.4chan.org/jp/thread/49318489#p49319524 >i mean (and assuming you're not just a shitposter) if you actually take a look at capy's MGE thread and then take a look at past threads here the difference is as clear as night and day. >the thread's issues do not exist there. and with actual moderation they WONT exist. >meanwhile here we've still got the same old same old problem with the furcuck pest. >but at the same time now that >>49319497 mentions it, he is right. >there is a reason why most altchans are dead. it is because they are isolated and oldfags will slowly bleed until you've only got a single digit amount of super autists that are difficult for newfags to engage with.

>>17413 i would gather our monnet pathfinder 1e group and have a true physical session. we will finally meet all the mons we've been playing with for years. >Kikimora forever GM >Kiki's husband. always plays the son of his former character, cycles between fighter/barbarian/cleric. >Lich who give constant whiplashes by switching between her out of character normal monotone voice and high effort voice acting in character >cheshire, campaign derailer extraordinaire. >Apophis. reformed murderhobo, now just relentlessly pursuing any male npc she fancies. initially wanted to grape wifenubis's old Pharaoh overlord, but was already too invested in the game by the time she found out wifenubis had retired. >eight-tailed inari. hoped to improve her english so she can travel abroad and snatch a clueless man. very creative, always 2 steps ahead of the gm and is the source of 90% of content banned within our games.

>>17440 If it ever gets that bad we can just move back, no?

>>17443 Yeah, i don't see why we can't try this place out. But some people are just resistant to change, no matter how beneficial they'll be just scared.

>>17436 Ah, right. Well, maybe the nice cupid can also find us a spot with a bit of seclusion and take care of the dog for a few hours he's a slut, it should be easy. I'll give her some photos.

>>17445 ?

>>17445 >take care of the dog >he's a slut You better explain yourself, anon

Good bedtime.

So, if a Cheshire post something horrendous on an old 4mon thread, do we call it nekoposting?

>>17446 >>17447 >>17448 Oh, the slut thing? That was metaphorical. He loves absolutely everyone, especially if they have food. I imagine he'd be easy to keep occupied for a bit without getting anxious.

>>17451 Pay attention to how you word things next time.

>>17451 kek, nice one

>>17453 Sorry, Sensei, I hadn't realized you were so lonely you'd imagine people fucking literal dogs. I'll be more considerate in the future.

>>17450 Anon, that's cultural appropriation... such behavior requires... undead correction!

>>17455 We have a furcuck shitposter. I'm not taking anything of that type charitably.

>>17278 Their popularity would shoot up the moment word came out how good are at cowgirl

>>17364 No escape from hebi

>>17457 Aw, nuts. He's here too? Fine, fine.

>>17456 The only thing the undead need to correct is their posture.

>>17460 It's fine, he can't post anything too risque, anyway. Otherwise he runs the risk of getting banned. I know, crazy right? Rules? And those getting enforced? Unbelievable.

>>17462 It's unreal how it feels like aside from a glorified two week vacation nothing has changed in the moderation on 4chinz. But yeah I'll definitely stick here if I want monster girls over having to wade through gachaslop and furry bullshit on /jp/.

>>17460 I've seen a couple of his shitposts already. They get deleted very quickly.

>>17463 >othing has changed in the moderation on 4chinz Well, actually, a lot of them quit after they got doxxed, so that's definitely changed.

>>17465 Not like that would actually change much seeing how most janitors there were practically fucking useless.

>>17466 Well, maybe auntie should restore their will to live by not drinking so much that she pukes all over the bar.

>>17463 >nothing has changed in the moderation on 4chinz Yep.

>>17459 PATHETIC Ushis opportunity to get laid DESTROYED by SUPERIOR guardian Hebi.

>>17467 VERY religiously intolerant thing to say about a follower of Bacchus.

>>17469 Based Hebi always caring about you and making sure you are ok (not being raped by ugly WHORES). Is there a better mamono than her?

>>17471 But I want the whores to rape me, why else would I dress so provocatively (in a poloshort and jeans)? She's so out of touch...

>>17472 Sounds like you are the whore in this case.

I'm not a /jp/ native and I come from the MGQ threads, but we had something very similar happen to us and I have one tip for you anons: make sure that whoever gets the mod position follows how the original thread worked to the letter minus the shitposts, with no modifications to tailor it to his own preferences. That is all, don't repeat our mistake.

MGC is no place to raise a son

>>17473 Don't less Miss Hebi hear you say that. >>17475 What lovely friends! I wish I had friends like that. Sadly, still no portals.

>>17475 This is why i take pedomorphosis potions and let hags adopt me. I'll take those dangerous predators off of the streets.

>>17474 We haven't decided who it's going to be, but the board admin is active here, so if the whole thread complains about the one mod we can have him changed. Advantages of having management that actually cares.

>>17472 Silly Anon, Hebi knows what's best for you. She understands that you only behave like a whore to give her an opportunity to let her show you how much she cares about you. Which she does by protecting you from danger (sex) from of evil monsters (harlots who want to steal you away).

I trust my Hebi-Oneechan with everything. She even manages my mail.

I'll never trust snakes or spiders. I'll punch em!

Hebi is love Hebi is life

>>17483 >boxer snek >masochistic ushi

>>17405 >Discord pests Literally who?

>>17486 The ones obsessing over the wiki shitcord, I meant

>>17395 You know who else is always in <CHARGE ?

>>17488 Again, who.

>>17490 Deez nuts? Gottem. Wait, WAIT NO, STOP, THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT,

>>17458 You just KNOW this Jiangshi is going to be INSANE at cowgirl.

i want to live here.

Good night friends.

>>17413 >be Anon, husbando of Bicorn >Weekly date night, Anon's turn to choose >Simple steak and beers at a Bar in Hagtown >She asks "What's for dessert?" >"Just pick one..." > An almost brawl breaks out >the winner is a tall nine-tailed Hagfoxx > >They get back to Anon's place >Into the bedroom >Anon drags in an armchair from the living room, places it in the corner >Anon dits down >Both mamonos "Wtf!?" >"You make each other coom until one collapses, then I fuck the winner."

>>17494 How so?

Good night my fellow anons, enjoy your evening with your auntster of choice

>>17508 Because she's a cow girl, duh!

I found out a theory that Salamander's affiliation with fire stems from behavior of real life salamanders. They like to hide under piles of old wood, so unlit bonfires seem to them like a good hiding spot. When the fire is set, a scared salamander escapes, which to people in the old days looked like they were spawned from fire.

>>17512 Holy cats is she ever thicc.

>>17508 >eight legs for maximum gyroscopic stabilization, ensures freakily smooth ride and safety during earthquakes >6DoF hydraulic fucking action with in-flight entertainment vis-a-vis bouncing spider butt and spilk cans >double sealed for your protection >physical inability to wear pants, nothing will ever get in the way

Fun fact: Spooders are cooder.

>>17517 spooder is not cood. spooder is lood!

>>17518 Dood, that's rood.

>>17512 >>17513 Sally Mander thicker than a bowl of oatmeal so that she can spar with Anon's Herculean club and dong.

how big do you prefer your helldogs? stronk or normal?

>>17523 I only date hellhounds that are less than 8 INCHES tall. I need me the mini-mono hellwan.

>>17523 itty bitty but still strong enough to manhandle me

>>17523 I don't mind big hounds in concept but most of the art of them is just cursed.

>>17525 the legendary hellfairy, still able to suplex a demon realm boar with ease, but cute and portable enough to fit in a pants pocket

>>17528 I feel strongly that all mini-momo should have the option of being shoulder mono.

>>17527 that's fair. Ideally I should comm them around this size whenever I get a new one but I somehow dont have a reference sheet of this oc Ive had for years. usually the larger muscle/tiddy sizes are for my eyes only, since most people wouldn't care for it.

Also, I would use her as a lighter for campfires, etc. Only with her permission, but it would be soooooo cute.

>>17512 So, I... get a kickass warrior girlfriend by starting fires in the woods?

>>17533 Yeah, but she'll probably be a troll angry you're fucking up her forest.

>>17533 A grizzly might kick your ass, yeah.

This is still the best Hellhound art.

>>17536 Wrong, that belongs to the officer hound one.

>>17537 No, the officer hellwan is not actively cooking any hot dogs on her eye flames. This art is also good, because she has ice cream. Don't tell mamono this, but I am sooooo vulnerable to being given food, it's not even funny.

>>17537 the LN ones? those might be the cutest, but they have nothing on the EYEFLAME GRIL.

Ah, nightfall. Time to pinch some chamomile out of your troll's mane and brew a nice cuppa Zs. Photosynthesized with love and designed to relax so you can peacefully blow a load right into her big soft hand before drifting off to sleep.

i wont lose to paws

>>17541 Oooooh! It's the 6 armed manticore from that one guy's stories!

>>17542 >It's the 6 armed manticore from that one guy's stories! how have i had that pic for years without knowing this? sauce me up brother

>>17543 https://touchfluffytail.org/story/manticore-and-a-half-dress-up/

>>17544 appreciate it Anon.

>>17545 Manticores were one of the first monstergirls I learned about! I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for them and stories about them.

>>17545 Mants

>>17546 Manticores are a peak girl and everyone secretly knows it.

>>17548 Nowhere near MGE but still cute personality Manticore: https://youtu.be/64cE2kLV9lY

>>17548 If only they weren't sadistic cunt...

>>17491 He's probably talking the gacha spammer. furfag, and various other idiots who act like that the reason everybody wants them gone is because there's some discord conspiracy against them instead of the fact that they're the thread's equivalent of the crackheads camped out in the park.

We're going to build something new and wonderful here

sex with plants

i christen this thread with crab >>17365 ehh, i probably lurk both and see what happens

But have you considered?

>>17567 I will only consider if I can fuck her quickly into a Papillon

>>17554 Thankfully they have not one, but TWO cunts!

>>17556 I hope so too.

Hebi seggs comfy seggs

>>17571 I'm going to turn the tables on the yan snake by stalking her myself, leaving creepy notes confessing my love in her mailbox, and breaking into her home to sniff her panties. That will show them how other peoole see their behaviour.

>>17567 Instructions unclear hugging the bug.

>>17571 >>17573 Will they get upset if I start humming renai citculation around them?

>>17575 >How many children do you want? Enough that neighbors will joke that she's an Echidna cosplaying as Shriohebi

>>17569 Still doesn't fix the main "problem" maybe one devoted to Eros would be the opposite.

There are two main types of hebis, you can test which one you have by leaving a pack of condoms in your jacket One will find them, go hysterical and blue flame torture you for entire night demanding to know why you think she's unworthy of real intercourse The other will only flash a creepy smile and make sure you can never leave her

>>17577 Wish granted, you get an Eroscore. She's not even dominant, but her body constantly emits sweet smelling pheromones that turn you into a horny retard who wants sex all day every day. No refunds.

>>17579 Not ideal, I wish I could spend hobby time with her or do couple activities outside of sex when we're together. Maybe I should drop the idea of getting a 'core and go for a simple werecat.

>>17578 Either way You will fill your beloved hebi with love and affection

>>17578 I can fix her.

>>17583 Nothing to fix.

>>17583 Why would you fix her? She's already perfect

>>17585 Not that anon, but the lack of fluffy bits is a downside. A hebyip on the other hand... Good lord that would be wild.

>>17586 There's no need for that A cool and smooth sensation of hebi cuddles is great

>>17587 Taste and color, snake scales are nice to the touch but lack the comforts of fur

>>17585 Hebis need to learn boundaries and privacy. She needs to learn to trust and to love.

It's koturday not stinky cringe red eye white snake day. Get back in box.

>>17589 Of course she do, more than you think You just have to love her back

>>17590 This is the year of hebi Everyday is hebi 24/7

>>17591 Didn't expect you to say something so reasonable.

>>17581 Nothing stops you from painting your tabletop minis with her while the tailpussy milks your dick from underneath the table

>>17593 Loving a hebi is very reasonsble

>>17582 Hebi would be either the worst mother ever or best mother ever, depending on whether she sees daughter(s) as potential rivals or an extension of hubby, nothing in between.

>>17594 Oh, I didn't see it like that. That's an excellent deal if it doesn't stop my usual activities. Tail pussy is too useful.

>>17592 Unfair, when is cat year?

>>17598 Hebi mothers are very protective towards their children They can't tolerate if their daughters call other than them mama even if that's their relatives

>>17600 In 9 years.

Si señor, yo soy del rancho.

>>17602 The best kot deserves a year to herself.

>>17601 hebi families seem like a colourful bunch

You have to fertilize ALL the eggs

>>17609 Mamono NEED to invent a translucent skin potion.

Hebi date is great

Any new lich stuff?

>>17615 No, she's dead

>>17615 You mean fanart/stories? You can alwaxs chech the galleries and anubis.moe(use the tag system) to see if there is any stuff you haven't seen yet.

>>17617 How can she be dead when there's new life growing in her stomach?

>>17607 No, they're all white

>>17619 Those are maggots

>>17619 Cumflation doesn't count

Do we have a frog among us? Ribbit ribbit crack ribbit?

>>17620 Nuh uh

>>17624 Oui, oui! I am le frog and want to do the hon-hon-hon with le Cheshire.

>>17622 It does if it impregnates her.

>>17624 No, only 'yip and vamp bugs in the pound, but you can expand it and bring new species like frogs into it. >>17626 Who wouldn't? Chesh is the best girl after all.

>>17625 Get the aloe vera; they burnt my hebi.

>>17627 I want to see the kind of face a pregnant lich makes when her baby kicks for the first time

With NSFW not being an issue anymore, I'll have much greater choice when it comes to posting frogs.

>>17629 They are darker in the south of Zipangu

>>17622 I love dead hours

>>17630 Probably also this one.

>>17630 >Totally expressionless kuu lich >Feels baby kick >Micro-expression of joy >Then back to kuu >Only her husband could possibly notice I gotta admit, it'd be heartwarming.

>>17633 What did Ms Lich mean by this...

>>17636 She wants a popsicle.

>>17637 Too bad Miss Ghoul got the last one.

>>17637 Now i'm just imagining Ms Lich hiding in the fridge surrounded by icecream popsicles, still at the brink of heatstroke. And it's not even summer yet...

>>17635 >pregnant lich explaining her newest theory to her assistant >feels the baby kick >assistant sees her face change >immediately goes to hug her belly >they spend the next hour cooing and talking to the baby

>>17639 >Some of Miss Lich's experiments require extreme cold >All the adopted children she's raised intuitively understand one thing about this <"We can put ice cream in here." >Miss Lich is a soft touch with her kids and they eventually win her over >Whole freezer room becomes frozen snack storage >Miss Lich goes there one day to eat a popsicle >Happens to think about her assistant's "popsicle" while she does so >Overheats badly, melting all the ice cream. >Vows to never tell her kids that's why it happened.

Pov: You just said hi to a hebi

>>17642 Hebis are the most sneaky monster because no unmarried man can see them. Because if you can see the hebi, you aren't single anymore.

>>17643 They always make food and drinks for their future husband. Before they even meet.

>>17643 even the exhausted hebi at the kikimart checkout

>>17644 >forced into a dinner date with hebi >I know your kind's tricks >swap drinks when she's not looking >she takes a drink >haha, you fool! you fell victim to one of the classic blunders >smugly go to take a drink of my own >they're both drugged >well played hebi

>>17646 >Aphrodisiac drugged anon meets aphrodisiac drugged hebi Any bets on who's pelvis is going to turn to dust first?

P'orcs? P'orcers?

>>17648 Absolutely haram

>>17649 >marrying p'orcers means defying the Chief gods will I'm going to have so many piggy weddings.

>>17635 >pregnant kuuderes I want more

>>17652 Start making more then. There are plenty of open positions for lich lab assistant.

>>17653 >all of anon's children are genki

>>17651 big piggy pile

>>17654 >all the girls take after their dad I'd feel so proud

>>17652 Personally I'm more thrilled and excited about the fact of impregnating a corpse and it eventually giving birth to healthy children

>>17647 Whatever happens It's going to be hebi end

>>17654 Guess they must have taken after his father then. Wonder how a genki lich would look like.

>>17659 drug gremlin

>>17655 >Going to sleep in the porc fortress. >Anon gets pigpiled by his daughters. >End up burried in several hundred kilos of bacon. >Wives have to fish him out for the nightly activities. >Daughters use the oportunity to raid the fridge Such is life.

>>17659 This is about as close as I have. That being said, I would LOVE a lich who is TRYING SO HARD to be genki but is instead giving "I will murderfuck you to death" vibes.

>>17662 >Lich+Rei >What should usually be an absolute 0 kuu is depicted smiling. What kind of sorcery is this?

>>17663 If you look closely, she's actually giving you the TINIEST blep, too.

>>17665 She broke her own philactery didn't she...

>>17609 How does she know about my fetish for forced impregnation?

>>17662 > I would LOVE a lich who is TRYING SO HARD to be genki Here you go. Yeah, she's adorable

>>17670 It comes free with your breeding instinct.

>>17672 Man, you got a breeding instinct? I just got a breading instinct, and my doctor says I gotta stop frying things.

>>17670 Cuteness overload

>>17673 <Shog wants to know your location

>>17671 Gotta appreciate a girl who tries.

>>17670 >forced If you came, you clearly wanted to impregnate her and have several dozens of Kraken daughterus around

>>17675 AND I WANT TO KNOW HERS!

>>17677 Lich-san seems to have made a few upgrades in the bust department. I'm sure this is just part of the experiment, nothing more.

>>17680 Anon, that's not even her final form!

>>17681 I don't know who came up with the idea that undead give yogurt instead of milk, but may the DL bless them.

I still cant get over the fact that meidos won the war so hard sandwans actually decided to join them

>>17681 >Curious, the larger they are the more active Subject HuBe becomes >While burdensome, a few minor spells of featherweight could alleviate this problem even to more extreme sizes. >Testing will continue next with a variety of test-zombies raised and altered to see which one HuBe notices first, at which point I will alter accordingly. >I will need to make sure that I do not stay too far in a certain direction lest we run into another 'Nathyryx' situation

>>17672 Fairly sure the "forced" part kinda rules out the normal breeding instincts thing.

>>17675 Please miss shog, Don't force me to have more kids! Noooooo

>>17662 A Lich probably gives birth to Zombie daughters though

>>17686 Not really. Having someone threaten you to impregnating them means they are stronger than you(or want to be percieved that way). This tells your body to enter fight or flight, which releases adrenaline. Adrenaline is also present when aroused, so your body confuses itself(read wikipedia:Misatribution of arousal) and gets more aroused, helped by the fact that the situation is already very sexual in nature. I didn't say it's part of the normal breeding instinct, it's just a subproduct of it.

>>17688 A lich gives birth to more liches, just like Lilims give birth to lilims. KC has explicitely said this in the QnAs.

>>17555 I see, Gratsi Monsignor.

>>17690 Does she pops out her phylacteries for separated or something

>>17692 She probably builds them beforehand. Like buying clothes for a baby.

>>17687 Shog is coming for you anon.

>>17693 >she buys clothes beforehand >she doesnt spend hours painstakingly yet lovingly sewing smallclothes, mittens and booties for the little ones Couldnt be me. How do anons without spiderwaifus cope?

da wurm crawls it makes funny sounds rather cute but they mess up the dirt and there goes my daisies replaced by a shiny rock

>>17695 By buying custom made clothes from the spiderwaifus? Just like spooders don't meticuluosly adjust energy levels in aphrodisiac potions to gain the maximal ammount of semen performance. Everyone has a role to play

>>17701 >Just like spooders don't meticuluosly adjust energy levels in aphrodisiac potions to gain the maximal ammount of semen performance Because they dont need to, they have aphrodisiac venom Imagine needing to buy aphodisiacs from someone else because you waifu cant make them. It's almost pitiable

Manticores are a type of bug, right?

>>17703 Imagine having libido so low and wife so ugly that you need drugs to get horny. My wife would only need to flash her tits to turn me into a rutting animal in heat

>>17704 They have scorpion tails and scorpions aren't bugs, they are arachnids

>>17707 Everything that crawls is a bug.

>>17685 It makes sense that liches would be able to body mod, and I find the idea really hot. >>17708 >Everything that crawls is a bug. A fact many Anons with dom wives are well aware of.

>>17710 Listen, given enough time a Lich will slowly narrow down to her test subjects exact tastes and alter her body to fit those tastes. Mostly as a test subject will 'perform better when within visual range of an aesthetically appealing figure.' and NOT because she's setting up for husbandoing him. Totally.

>>17699 Flowers wilt. Shiny rock shiny forever

>>17684 And that's a good thing, the schedule dog get scheduled and unscheduled depending on her master's mood

>>17684 All monsters can become maids the same way all monsters eventually turn into cows

Hebihebihebihebihebi

>>17711 Having a lich nearby who shaped herself to my exact preferences would make me worse at everything other than husband duties though. Wait...

>>17716 Only now do you realize the true and insidious nature of the Lich. They are slow and grinding, working away at their goals until the plan is launched and none can stop them. Unless its one of the tomboy, dark knight times. Then she's going to raise a few of her old buddies and kick down a gate or two.

>>17717 You have to appreciate her taking the time to learn your tastes, but at the same time it'd be nice if she asked. A lich putting on a fashion show with her body (or her zombie daughters) as the fashion sounds great. They'll know they've got a winner when the only critique I can give is my uncontrollable desire to plap.

>>17718 >>17717 Then you have this.

posting this here as well topic: sandworm transformation >initial transformation is kinda like a naga, the main sandworm body is the lady's "tail" >no eyes or teeth on the "tail" yet >over time her skin will pinken and become more sensitive >eventually black lines will appear near the top of the "tail" >it is at this point that the proto-sandworm will make her way to the desert and burrow underground >here, she will enter a dormant state as the transformation continues. >once she becomes dormant the tail will start to grow as it turns into a proper sandworm body >as the sandworm body's organs get bigger the old human body's will begin to warp, gearing more for reproductive purposes and pleasuring a mate than survival. >the new sandworm can remain dormant for many years in this state as its body grows and shifts. >once the transformation is finally complete the sandworm will reawaken and begin to seek out a mate or you could take it a step further, proto-sandworm nagas will remain in that state until they can swoon a male and bring him underground, where she will then will use the sex mana to start growing.

>>17720 Is this a Q&A? Thanks for reposting.

>>17720 Cool.

>>17721 nah, sandworm transformation came up in the /jp/ thread. since sandworms are fucking massive its not a "go into ms. lim's mana potion shop and come out as a new race" kinda deal. so anons there were talking about how it'd happen.

>>17719 Listen, she just got a little carried away is all. Its fine, she just needs to work off a bit of stress and she'll be right as rain after she fixes her phylactary. >>17718 To be fair, for most monsters that is the greatest compliment they can get. >>17718

>>17708 so is a wurm a bug?