im going to hide under the blanket, no monster will reach me here.

>>22647 Thank you again for giving Werebats the attention they deserve.

Monster hags are the best, hag ass is the greatest

>>22682 Made for young cock.

>>22677 There's no way a Gnome grows that big. Nah, there's just no way... Gnomes are supposed to be small!

>>22680 Monster girls cannot legally breach your defenses if you put up a sign that says "no girls allowed".

>>22682 An ass engineered for her nephew

>>22339 Posting again since it's a new thread, but my Festival CYOA has just started. We are currently getting stat rolls and figuring out Anon's background, and could use some more readers/players.

I wonder if there are of those awareness ads campaigns in the MGE world promoting incest in an attempt to fight the poor birth rates

>>22685 >The Monster WOMAN fears no such sign! >Also, she's not a strong reader

>>22688 I'm not interested in playing, but please make sure that there's a Cheshire in it and she is VERY cringe. Also cute.

>>22689 >decided to spend my vacations visiting my grandma's manor since I haven't seen her since I was a teenager >a couple of months later this happens What happened with those extremely low pregnancy rates?

>>22692 She only had the one, right? You got lucky. Most younger mamono have dozens or hundreds of kids at once. >Source: My oomukade oneesan told me so!

>>22692 Wrinkly monster grandmas erotic

>>22694 Again, would unironically marry and make love to a monster that looks that old, though I'd prefer monogamy, so a GILF Hebi or Unicorn would be in the cards.

>>22695 >GILF Hebi Good lord, Anon. She's going to be so grateful AND so possessive. It'll be like a goddamn nightmare!

>>22694 I would have my harem of wrinkly hags just for the fun of them competing of who gets pregnant first

>>22692 I'm not sure how to feel about my grandmomster giving birth to my children, or the fact that I came inside her multiple times probably

>>22696 Why the FUCK are you thinking about nightmares?! Is she not good enough?! Are her tits too saggy, her lingo not hip enough?! Well mature fires burn hottest and you're going to get burned until other women won't even cross your mind!

>>22696 I don't really see downsides. Old Hebi really is the prettiest and cutest girl I know and I'm not ashamed of saying it.

>>22692 Why is she so smug? she's all wrinkly and long past her prime

Auntsters > grandmomsters This is a fact

>>22704 Grandauntsters though

>>22706 Now I'm erect

How are monster birth rates so low with all that incest going around?

Just wanna confirm, is it weird that the last thing I said was "get pregnant with my half human babies you hot demon slut"?

>>22709 In case of that kind of demon? Perhaps you should've spend cash on ms.la'Demoan's class on how to word your contracts...

I would like to make a contract with a demon so we can hold hands.

>>22716 I'm surprised something as dignified as a Demon (Demon) would stoop to hiding under beds, I thought for sure that kind of thing would be done by something more like a Nurarihyon.

a hell tourism guide, for the modern day: >important note - hell is a non-euclidian space. while called layers, the actual geometry of hell is very abstract, a higher layer could have a direct entry to a lower layer, while a middle layer could be near the bottom. dont think about it too hard. >LIMBO - the welcoming layer. mostly empty except for the occasional gargoyle variants of demon girls. the sole entry point to the rest of hell >"CITY" - layers are separated by a massive superstructure that houses the many, many demons of hell. houses regular monsters too. like a monster thats too far away from your own home? visit the "city" and explore around for a while, you'll probably find her. out of luck if you like massive monsters like sandworms, blame one of them for deciding to bore through the powerplant. >LUST - most popular and largest layer of hell, for obvious reasons. closest to the entrance. fast track to getting love if you dont have a specific demon or monster in mind. many humans never leave, and can you blame them? >GREED - the financial layer, demons in suits. more gold than you'll see anywhere else. if you like nukis you wont find them here but the girls can get you in contact with someone. so much gold that the demons here will let you take some home. they enjoy watching humans act like children in wonderland upon seeing everything be made of gold. >WRATH - corrections layer for ancient mamano that haven't quite adjusted to the new era yet. motherly demons here, despite its name. some order knights end up being relocated here if they try pushing too far. >R&D - comes up with new technology and conversion methods, nerdy demons galore. do not tap the glass, they are spooked easily. >SLOTH - sleepy lazy demons. has a permanent haze that makes people inside grow tired and sluggish. you might find yourself too tired to leave >GLUTTONY - the closer in proximity to the layer you get, the fatter and thicker the demons are, the mix between "very well endowed" and "actually just fat" is pretty even. do not enter gluttony unless you are willing to subject yourself to demons with access to plenty of food and a taste for a thick. do not try to take a shortcut through gluttony, its not worth it. >ENVY - the war layer, dedicated to the planning and execution of plots to encroach on order lands. you can find average soldier grunt demons here along with generals and high rankers in the demon army. >FRAUD - mimics, mimes, doppelgangers, imitators, and everything like it. if you come here looking for demons, you'll probably end up looking at your own face within a few minutes. adorned with fools gold. the demons of greed like to joke about this layer. >PRIDE - the layer of the past exploits of demon kind. many monuments to prior demon lords. the demons here will talk your ears off if you let them, babbling on and on about the history of demons and monsters. >VIOLENCE - fight club, many strong demons here. please keep fights within violence. do not fear blood, it is not yours: all hits in violence will spawn blood. >HERESY - layer of lims and other powerful demons, a city of its own. >TREACHARY - layer of the demon lord, named after the fact that the previous one must always be overthrown. >[REDACTED] >[A RELIC OF THE OLD AGE // SEALED AWAY FOR YOUR WELLBEING // ONLY BAD ENDS HERE]

>>22681 I'm just disappointed he never got to brush her head with the toothbrush

>>22681 >>22721 Reposting https://archiveofourown.org/works/65828011

>>22700 Hebis age like a fine wine

>>22720 LAYER XV, REDACTED P-SEX THE THIRST AND THE LAST

>>22724 I don't know. She looks like she doesn't have the energy to bluefire someone. Perhaps too calm for a hebi.

>>22726 oh no you got it horribly wrong. before the transformation, when a demon lord was overthrown, they did not die. they are simply shoved into that terrible pit and locked away. forced to watch as the new demon lord outdoes their legacy with the transformation, this practice ended. demon lords step down and prior lords now simply get to live out their lives elsewhere in hell. there are various bubbles around treachery for the families of past post-transformation demon lords. but the pre-transformation demon lords are too powerful to succumb to transformative mana, so they simply must stay there until R&D can figure out a way to actually transform them. decent progress has been made recently though. with the success of abnormal golem fabrication there's hope on the horizon that the lords of old can see the light once again

>>22728 oh fair I thought the automaton with an insatiable thirst for blood was locked in there until exsanguinated, but retaining its bloodthirst like a vampire mosquito even after being monsterized

>>22727 Do not underestimate older hebis They seem to look more calmer than their younger self but their blue fire is as potent as ever Perhaps they become the blue fire itself

>>22731 that is also an idea. hmm... >monster girl: component >classification: machine, demon. >personality: stoic, fierce >diet: mana, hellish energy. >when the monsterization happened, many pieces of hell itself were also given life and transformed due to the extreme density of mana. >taking the form of automatons, themed after the layers they were born from, they tried fighting monsters at first. but over a few days succumbed to the effects of the transformative mana and calmed down as the will of the chief goddess was pushed away. >later called components, they became enforcers for hell's structure. answering to the demon lord's will. >they wander the city of hell, maintaining anything that breaks. and should the demon lord request it: the construction of a new layer or expansion of an old one. >should they spot a man that strikes their fancy, however, they will chase him down with the same ferocity that they initially fought with once transformed. >impossibly agile and with weapon mastery that'd make combat experts blush, they are not to be underestimated. even giving some lilims a scare when they decide to spar in violence. >they do enjoy the chase though, so don't give up immediately! >but, they are also bound to hell. >the dense mana within hell is the only way their internal reserves can stay full... if single. >the only way for them to leave is if they have a male with them, so that they may use sex to refill their reserves. reminds me of an idea i had a few years ago. rewriting all of ultrakill's enemies and layers to be MGE compliant. and even giving the monster girls entries in the style of ultrakill's enemy compendium logs. maybe i'll do that if hackita ever finishes the game...

>>22722 >“And I… am Steve,” Silly bastar, it's a funny story, thanks ano

>>22692 >What happened with those extremely low pregnancy rates? DL's propaganda. You believed a woman who gets off to being bred and giving birth in public.

>>22722 Why does the pixie speak french a lot?

>>22742 Because I watched Hayao Miyazaki's The Wind Rises last week

>>22720 >gargoyle variants of demon girls Tell me more about them. Do they guard the highway to hell, looming ominously on top red blood pillars?

>>22743 I don't get it, it should be in Japanese, no?

>>22745 The movie opens up with a Paul Valery quote.

>If this be the path you have chosen, then I am the river cutting across your path! Draw your blade and prepare to wade! Your response?

>>22748 I'm going to cross your rubicon

>>22748 >Be you >Walking in your local park >Accosted by a cursed sword who starts shouting at you about rivers and wading >Demands you draw your blade "I don't have one?" >VisibleConfusion.jpg >She ponders for a moment. >"OK, let's get you a blade first, then." >"I'll drive." >Faster than you expected, she's grabbed you with her free hand and starts dragging you out of the park. Remember, Anons, the ratas in the park are free... but so are we.

>>22750 I mean, whatever I wasn't doing anything anyway

>>22748 >wade That's it? Wade? Not drown or get swept by the current, just wade? Is she really so lacking in confidence? Maybe i should just let her be to not dry her already shallow spirit

>>22752 The outcome doesn't matter, only the attempt!

>>22748 Meaty fool that you are, you forgot I can just walk off the fucking road!

>>22756 Ah, I see. So you intend to cross the river by going around it... somehow.

>>22757 >Follow the river downstream >get to sea >Take boat Now what?

>>22758 watch out for eels i guess

>>22748 Koturday

>>22740 >a woman who gets off to being bred and giving birth in public. That's the equivalent of gender reveal events

>>22748 that's my purse I don't know you

>>22759 Why, are they attracted to the car batteries?

>>22748 Even a storm that could ruin an umbrella is not enough to halt a man's journey. Should I come across murky waters on my travels, I shall continue forward unburdened by that which may hold me back. *Draws stick*

>>22764 >it's just two kids playing Kek

>>22720 >>22720 im robbing greed and making off like a bandit with a maiden of wealth as well

>>22748 draw my demon relam silver spitting revolver and quickly put two in her ovaries then proceed to commsumate the impromtu marriage

>>22767 That Indiana Jones movie ruined the first date of so many monsters...

>>22765 >childhood friends playfighting in the sandbox >little do they know it's practice for the eventful fight that'll decide who tops 10 years later There's a drawfag idea

>>22769 Whoever wins gets to be bottom

Anon is UNBEATABLE at these matches, so he earns the title "Pillow Princess"

>>22768 > a lobbying of melee wielding monsters for lawmakiers to ban the use of firearms for marriage duels >says its cheating >while in the 21st century

>>22763 eels leave freshwater to breed in saltwater

>>22772 >Miss Gremlin has her own revolver, Indiana Jones outfit, and whip. >Starts trolling ren faires and SCA events, especially ones with HEMA events >She's so clearly eager to reenact that moment from the first movie that she actually emits a soft hum at all times. >Everybody clocks her plan immediately and keeps her from participating. >She gets increasingly angry as the events go on, and ends up drinking a lot sadness mead in the food tents. >Gradually develops a reputation in the local scene because she's absolutely irrepressible and her costume quality keeps getting better every event.

Tentacle tickles my testicles.

I don't know how people can have inner demons. Shouldn't you be the one in a demon?

>>22777 My inner demons is just what I call my abyssal transformations.

>>22728 Didn't some just become human and have been hiding out in order kingdoms ever since. Where they were stripped from their power completely after the great change.

>>22775 Among many other things simultaneously.

>>22575 >"bf" mode Why would any monster need a "bf" mode, this sounds like some tranny shit.

>>22781 I dunno, I like both tomboys and big titty bombshells. I'd be happy with that kot in either mode.

>>22777 The phrase is actually "innie demon." It's a commonly misheard phrase, like "dog eat dog world." Since the rise of the monster lord there are no more outie demons so it's an archaic saying but it's stuck around.

>>22784 >there are no more outie demons >no demons with cute outie bellybuttons Bullshit, she was supposed to make things better damnit

>>22772 >get challenged by a lizard girl >...to an FPV drone race >it's the future of warfare, she says >agree to her terms, buy the cheapest drone you can find and meet her at the race course >she's way better than you, but you have a plan >when she's halfway around the course, you take off your headset, walk over to her and stab her with a demon silver knife >she collapses instantly >you remove her headset, pick her up off the ground and softly whisper in her ear >"the enemy cannot push the button, if you disable her hand"

>>22786 I'd take her on fair and square. >LAUNCH THE RED BARON

>>22772 girls already go ham for Solid Snake so i can see a fraction of warrior-type mamono who prefer the gunfighting to swordfighting, in a modern setting at least. Imagine those porn lazers that make you horny and force orgasm, but it's lazertag in a tiny labyrinth designed for two players. Sneaking under waist-high ledges, carefully peeking corners, the tension building up, until one of you gets the drop on the other, and i have no idea how to write the ending to this so i'll leave imagining what happens next an exercise to the reader

>>22788 >girls already go ham for Solid Snake so i can see a fraction of warrior-type mamono who prefer the gunfighting to swordfighting MGS1 is the game that gave that quote: >There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber.

>>22788 sometimes you just need a cupid to sneak up on you, choke you out with her thighs and then kidnap you to her eros forward operating base

monster girls that are also guns imagine every purchase of a firearm in MGC comes with a free wife and a lifetime ez-knockup bullets, each bullet increases the chances of knocking up you wife

>>22792 So cursed sword gun edition.

>>22793 YES, imagine a cowgirl thats also a single action army

>>22795 Imagine a cowgirl who's also one of those captive bolt guns.

>>22796 >captive bolt guns >>22796 she dont like old folks she dont also has a mean punch a real mean one

>>22704 Well if you impregnate your grandmomster then she can give birth to your auntster, it's a win win situation

>>22796 >bolt guns The machine spirit is... horny?

>>22792 >cursed recoilless rifle >your ears are ringing and your nose is bleeding, but it was worth it

>>22801 This is why you're explicitly directed NOT to fuck them inside of buildings. She'd actually get along well with a few tribal monsters for that reason, actually.

Tripping on hatter shrooms and listening to Flying Teapot by gong.

>get arrested for allegedly stealing a gargoyle >your Gargoyle girlfriend comes to the police station in the evening to vouch for your innocence

>>22803 Weak, ingest all the magical shrooms become the mushroom man.

>>22803 >Tripping on hatter shrooms Miss Hatter really needs to pick up after herself. Leaving all those mushrooms around to trip over is terrible hostess behavior!

>>22803 >Have a cup of tea Have another one >Have a cup of tea Don't drink the mushroom tea anon. The walls will melt.

>>22782 This, chesh once again is the best

>>22801 >tfw u fuck the maduece girl >u are now deaf and you can barelly hear shit >that brrrrr she does when she comes is amazing

CATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

orange werecat wyrm hybrid total empty head

>>22811 I can't, drunk driving

>>22814 <Drives drunk <while posting online Some anons want to speed run that wisp wife.

We need more usage of Balrog and their cities. There is lots of story potential there.

>>22819 We need more cute balrogs with shota wizard husbandos

>>22812 The hags start coming and they don't stop cumming

>>22760 That it is.

Well, Koturday is nearly over in AMERICA (fuck yeah), so now we should start moving onto Tsunday. Please begin posting your best tsuns!

>>22826 Bratty tsuns who are fun to correct!

>>22826 tsunderes have been outcompeted by all other deres and are quickly becoming a threatened species

>>22829 good tsunderes are a SHIT be honest with your feelings else you're gonna lose your man to someone who doesn't treat him like shit!

>>22813 That creature would be so dense its brain would be a singularity point

>>22830 >oh eros please respond! what have i done to not earn an human despite meeting so many? >i've told you five times already: just be forward with your feelings. they've had enough of the mindgame shit from human women. >NOOOOOO WAHHHHH I WANNA TOY WITH HIM!!!!

>>22832 Then she should be forward with that too. That's why Demons make the best tsunderes, because you know for sure the dere is written into the contract and is non-negotiable, so all the tsunning around will have a happy ending, no matter what.

>Aunt Satyros, how do you do that? <I'm drunk; I don't know how I do anything

>>22833 >all the tsunning around will have a happy ending, no matter what. That's an inherent property of monsters though. Demons will hate me for saying this, but no contract needed.

Consider the following. You must consider this.

>>22829 >and are quickly becoming a threatened species easy to see why, they have to compete with maids, childhood friends that AREN'T tsundere, mofu, hags, the sabbath, the undead that cry for warm hugs, cupid snipers that fall for their marks, serenading harpies, and so, so many more. Why would anyone pick a "IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING, BAKA!!!!" over "...waaaarrm.....", "mastah!" or mofu? It just doesnt make any sense.

>>22838 After reading Mitsuru Adachi's Cross Game, I've become convinced that a tsundere tomboy childhood friend is THE ULTIMATE love-interest that cannot be defeated by anything.

>>22837 I will not consider a faulty greenworm that won't turn into a papillon

>>22835 Literally any drawing tutorial ever.

>>22837 not an ounce of regret or thought on that face

RAAAABUU

>>22844 worms and wurms have a lot in common

>>22847 >wurmy convinced she'll turn into a beautiful butterfly one day

>>22850 That's what grems are for: <BEHOLD! A perfect union between flesh and machine! >Wurm just strolls in with metallic wings that would make Icarus jealous.

>>22851 Is cyber dragon her favorite archetype?

>>22852 Grem or wurmy? The answer is yes either way.

Sunday > mayday?

>>22853 for the cyborg wurm, I think gremling would prefer gadget or something cringe like that.

grem would play a-to-z

>>22862 So we can confidently say that grem is in favor of unions.

>>22863 No, she's in favor of ONIONS, both as a burger topping and as a deep-fried side.

>>22864 grem wouldnt play hungry burger, thats like jinko or something

>>22851 ah yes, the flying train

Imagine going to a high class lounge with a loli Wight and drinking cocktails together (hers non-alcoholic), you in a nice suit and her in a fancy evening dress like a couple from some old film even though she's a little girl.

>>22868 Like Shirley Temple?

>>22868 >hers non-alcoholic Bro cumflates his lol wife every night but won't let her drink alcohol

>>22868 >>22870 Don't worry, intoxication fruit wine is perfectly safe to drink for small mamono.

>>22871 I tried wine at my sister's wedding. I didn't like it.

>>22873 Should have hit your auntster afterwards, she knows her way around a good bottle.

>>22874 I don't mind a cool wine auntie giving birth to a couple of my children, doesn't matter the race as long as she's cool

Summer Loving had me a blast Summer Loving happened so fast I met a girl, a crazy bee

>>22877 I don't think I ever see bees. Only wasps and bumblebees.

>>22876 For me it's undead cool wine auntsters

>>22878 boog mofu

>>22882 KC should make a Bumblebee variant

>>22883 Bee mofu is overrated and also harmful and can cause heatstroke. I am not a wasp.

>>22819 Eh, can live without them being a spinster gyaru.

https://x.com/andreshxh23_c12/status/1774456606391955733/photo/1 https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121520535 https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/119968218 https://x.com/andreshxh23_c12/status/1818029990417518952 Thoughts on dinogirls?

Best girl for a slow-burn summer romance?

>>22887 needs more feathers

>>22888 candlegeist

>>22888 Your mom.

>>22887 I like T-Rex no Kanojo

>>22891 Where are her ears?

>>22887 They're not really in MGE yet now are they?

>>22894 Birds evolved from dinosaurs!

>>22887 The raptor girl from that dumbass T-rex girl mamga was best girl

>>22722 Why would Werebats need echolocation anyway? They could just get GLASSES to see where they're going

>>22897 Glasses don't make you see in the dark.

>>22897 Bats can actually see perfectly fine, it's just they use echolocation to navigate during the night, where it's dark.

>>22899 Don't tell him that let him be ignorant so he gets caught by a bat.

>>22900 Like I'd ever get caught

Kiki may be stylish, but she still can't beat cool Shog's drip.

If we waste any more time on "weeaboo" we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month.

A monster can't just class change me into her chair. That's not fair.

>>22906 I guess you can call it a "sub"-class

>>22906 You forfeited your rights as soon as you lost. She's the party owner now, she can change your class.

>>22887 This post is off-topic.

>>22908 I don't trust chesh with that kind of responsibility or power

>>22837 Thank you, Queen of Hearts.

>>22910 Should have thought about the consequences when you accepted her duel.

>>22871 I think when you're reminded about them being too young to drink, it's highlights the deliciousness of forbidden fruit nicely.

>>22913 she slapped me with a fish and called me kot-bait and a fine cushion. what was i supposed to do?

remember the single monster girls are free you can plunder them as war trophies

>>22914 They would be if they were human. They can definitely have a bit as a treat. Clumsy, tipsy mamono are very cute, and it turns them clingy and needy. It also helps warm them up.

>>22915 Hit her with your fish and call her an onahole. It's just a bit o' banter.

https://imgbox.com/g/RkHVlsdP12 Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 23. This concludes the weekly report. New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/JkyG8Kc9 Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>22919 Thanks >that hatter pic lmao, fucking wonderland

>>22919 thats a pretty based ochimusha pic holy FUCK that hatter has a massive ass

>>22919 Oi.

>>22919 Love this one. We got quite a, uhh, well rounded batch this week.

I'm gonna become a minor villain just so I get to fight all the low level monsters and bully them.

>>22923 Tsuraras are great >combat girl >still very feminine in an elegant way >black schlera >profile shows off hips and thighs prominently Prime pear loli material

>>22919 there was also a stylish ms demon

>>22926 When the portals open I hope that the one who invades my part of the world is the Navverse

>>22925 good to hear. a new position just opened up for tutorial boss in the kitsune starter zone.

>>22931 But foxes are nasty. Can't I get the succ starting zone or the undead instead?

>>22932 sorry, but the relocation has already taken place. hope you like tofu.

>>22925 I'm gonna become a miner villain and build robots to take over the dwarves' territory.

>>22933 I'm going to steal all the tofu in the starting area so nobody has to deal with that tasteless block of nothing ever again!

>>22929 Wow, she's almost wearing normal clothes. How bold.

>>22937 it's over once monsters figure out mom jeans

>>22935 Tamamo2013 uploaded a video: NEW TOFU FARM IN THE STARTING ZONE!?!?[2000 RAW TOFU PER HOUR][CUTE BOSS]

>>22938 They already found out about sweaters and an anubis will discover the magic of pencil skirts any day now, I think we're doomed.

>>22677 i wub my jub.

.>>22681 speaking of bats meet my new oc her name is kiki kikiki

>>22942 What a strange Kiki.

Mad hatter. more like, mad shatter(s your pelvis)

>>22930 Consider the selection of bottom heavy Zipangu lolis, it's one of the strongest regions for sure: >gently playful Inaris, Kejourous and Nurarihyons looking to find a man to try their seductions on early >serious Kunoichis and Ochimushas that want to either directly pledge themselves to a lord or to have an exciting romance under moonlight with him first >msgk Raijus >Yuki-Onnas who would like a close childhood friend (friend's childhood optional) >Tsurara-Onnas with a strong tomboyish urge to get into combat with a man and completely disregard him being more powerful than them

>>22942 It's always halloween somewhere in MGC.

>>22941 >letting your monster wife anywhere near white cream rookie mistake

>>22947 Mistake?

>>22950 When it's actual food play and you lick it off her naked body it's hot. Not so much when she's a birdbrain and makes a big ol' mess in the kitchen and with no sex involved until you clean it up.

>>22951 >no sex involved until you clean it up. I don't think you understand how jubs work.

>>22939 >starting town boss anon suddenly get swarmed by high level hoxes trying to get his tofu

>>22943 Kiki with up ears EROTIC

>>22953 >high level hoxes >level hoxes >hoxes "Kill yourself" --Enraged Haku

>>22947 >>22950 >>22951 >>22952 no the point is that me and my wife are both clumsy goobers, i got my hand cut up by a mandolin slicer and my wife got her fat juicy titties covered in pasta sauce

>>22956 >my wife got her fat juicy titties covered in pasta sauce Thatsa one spicy meatball!

>>22931 >A party of single tailed lolis enters your arena >You do your edgey boss speech, and the fight starts >It's immediately interrupted by a big blue box appearing over your head >The cheery voice of the local fox guildmaster echos through the room <"Some enemies you come across have weaknesses to certain attacks.Try using your mofu skills on the boss!" >You watch as one of the foxes runs up to you, and puts all her energy into her hips >Her tail makes a soft "pomf" as it hits you, and she looks up at you nervously >It didn't hurt >It was actually kinda cute >Her tail was pretty soft too >You instinctively touch it and give it a little pet <"The boss is stunned! This means, his turn will be skipped! Keep using your skills and finish the fight!" >The other foxes run up and start rubbing their tails on you >It feels so ridiculous >How are you supposed to fight a bunch of little girls who's only skill is basically begging to be pet? >You sit down in your evil boss throne and wonder how you got into this mess >The foxes crawl into your lap and keep wiggling their tails at you >You pet them as you think <"Great job! The enemy has list the will to fight! Now, this enemy is special. Male enemies can be recruited as a husband if you raise their affection high enough. Husbands are really useful party members that help keep the party happy. They can come withh all sorts of skills that help various monster species. This husband has the tail petting skill, he'd be a great addition to your party, but remember only one husband is allowed per party, so choose carefully!" >The lolis cling to you and look up to your face expectantly >For a short second you actually consider joining them >That thought is interrupted by a black bar over your head appearing >A small amount of pink creeps into the corner of it as little hearts shoot out the top <"Great job! You're on your way of having a team husband! Now that he's docile, let's begin the basics of caring for a husband. It's a lot like combat, but instead of getting him to stop fighting, you're trying to make each other feel good. Let's begin with how to use sex skills!" >the foxes look at you blushing and smiling >oh no

>>22955 Hoxes is short for Hotty foxes.

>>22956 >my wife got her fat juicy titties covered in pasta sauce That's a maid's work and very common way to serve food to her master using her body as a plate

>>22962 can I just have my chili severed normally? I would be down to make camp bread on Sally tail though

>>22960 This but for highly aggressive, fluffy spooder hag zones.

>>22964 Hags are the try hard max level parties waiting outside the new event dungeons so they can farm them for guild husbands. They regularly argue over who should get the men they find >"why did you roll need? He's a bug fucker, you're a centaur!" >"he likes taur bodies, he's clearly meant for me!" >"Soldier beetle was next in queue for a husband" >"Do you know how hard it is to find someone who wants horse pussy?" >"Don't care. Soldier beetle gets him. We're running grill master's dungeon next. Hellhound wants a guy that'll eat steak off her tits" >"Fuck you, I'm joining Bicorn's guild. Maybe she'll actually help me find a man"

>>22966 I suppose I could a Soldier Beetle. We both like apples.

>>22963 >set up camp after a day of adventuring >lolimander companion cooks food with her tail >wrestle and bang her later before going to sleep

What mamono would be the best at providing me with a never-ending supply of FUDGE?

>>22970 Shog but the fudge is always purple.

>>22970 Genie, if you don't mind her feeding it to you during sex.

>>22966 Secret boss anon still waiting for someone to find his room.

>>22973 >he gets lonely waiting for monsters to find him >he goes online and starts complaining about how adventures not being able to solve simple puzzles and how most of his secrets never get found >another user starts complaining with him >they rant together for a while >then they talk about their hobbies and other interests >it becomes a regular for them to message one another throughout the day >far away in another dungeon, a lonely echidna smiles >she's happy to have finally found a friend who understands her >if only she could find a man like that...

>>22960 you fool, you should've brought along a gas mask ala Psycho Mantis to teach the newbie adventurers about status-removing moves or breakable parts

>>22969 That's not adventuring that's a honeymoon

>>22960 <"ufufu, i suppose its time to find a new tutorial boss."

>>22976 Marriage is the greatest adventure, after all

>>22975 Psycho Mantis had a phobia of sex, this might send the wrong message.

>>22980 The greatest enemy known to mamonos, the fear of SEX.

>>22960 OH YEAH!

>>22960 Seems like a good deal for those into shitty foxlets, but how do I get a >2 tailed fox wife if all the fox noobs end up with tutorial bosses?

>>22989 Steal a bunch of emeralds and use them to power a machine that turns cute forest animals into robots.

I just realized that the example succ's wings are weirdly cone-shaped? Like the outer most side of the wing connects back to the middle?

>>22992 She's probably just bending them funny

>>22993 Nope, if you look at the edge of the last "digit" it connects back to the inner side of the spike, instead of the outer side like it should. She also has 5 digits + the spike, meaning her wings have 6 digits? I'm crying and shaking rn.

>>22989 Build a advanced (sex) dungeon if you want to attract older vixens

>>22995 What do i need to attract young adult vixens? Free college books?

>>22978 Wrong, that's going to the store at 3am in a town you don't know

>>22996 You need to put a fancy tea and coffee shop with internet connection and a study room in your dungeon.

>>22996 Do a fox-call. Old vixens can't hear it because they're old and square, while young foxes are hip

>>22998 >>23000 I see, so a coffee shop with internet connection and lofi fox calls to relax and study to.

>>23001 Be warned, it will attract a lot of stufents

>>23002 It's good business. I sell them their matcha lattes and they post them on monstagram.

>>23003 Yes but be careful, it will attract more than foxes. You could also hire a cook to make pastry to feed the gyarus

>>23003 >Foxes and Lattes I'd read it

>>23006 Ugh. Fox lattes. >Firm tofu chunks >Kitsune milk >A little coffee Foxes don't like coffee--they like milk and tofu.

>>23010 Kitsune drink their own milk?

>>23012 Sigh; don't get me started. >Won't drink cow milk--too good for milk from some stupid animal >Won't drink Holst milk--might change their perfect body shape >Won't drink... It just kept going and going and going and they couldn't rant their way out of drinking Kitsune milk. Even then you have to give them 9 different options based on number of tails or they riot.

>You find a strange post card as you check your mail. The backside is an invitation to the MGC beach. So, what do you guys think. It's been almost a month since i started(26 days to be exact), and i think it came out pretty well. Now that i got faces and overall anatomy good enough, i'll start with lineweight and coloring.

>>23014 aye, your making good progress anon, keep it up

>>23014 >Wish you were her

>>23013 We can look at the bright side, they're lucky anons who help producing milk in a fox farm/factory

>>23014 Nice, you progressed quickly

Dear Cheshire cat, Where are you?

>>23017 Alps are fine too, letting your bro relieve your stress using her body isn't gay at all, just friendly skinship

>>23021 It's gay anon, gayer than the Cheshire in BF mode.

>>23020 >Hide and Seek with Cheshy >She's always in your bed >NOT playing Hide and Seek with Cheshy >Chesh ass in the weirdest imaginable places

>>23022 Chesh in BF mode was cute--just a compact lil' kitty with cute little titties

>>23024 I didn't say that I wasn't aroused by the chesh in both modes but that's not my point. On the other, Alp gachimuchi would be peak >>23023 I don't mind if she gives me cold ones

>>23025 <I don't mind if she gives me cold ones >Cheshy keeps dragging in prey for Anon >Usually, a zombie >Occasionally, a ghoul >Once, a bemused wight >Eventually drags in a Tsurara-Onna >Cheshy looks at you sheepishly, her tongue stuck to the icicle girl.

>>23026 KEK, that's an really funny idea anon, thanks

>>23026 >"but how did Chesh get past all your defenses?" <"honestly, I'm not sure myself"

>>23028 Cat are excellent thief, so a teleporting one...

>>23025 >Alp gachimuchi would be peak Wonderland gachimuchi mode Alp would be peak insanity and real life shitposting, definitely not for those of a faint heart.

>>23030 Would participate

>>23028 cute lich, definitely would

Whatever you do, if you see a cheshire with surname Chief, RUN!

>>23034 Why?

>>23035 Because she is Miss Chief.

being a merc in MGE would be interesting ngl you can work as kidnapper to bring couple together you can be a future husband by some old hag who wants a young man to just take her by force you can be some noble monster girls bodyguard that she gets a crush on you can even be in the demon lords army and be the barrack bunny for a platoon of sinlg horny monsters

>>23036 Charon, bad!

>>23037 >you can even be in the demon lords army and be the barrack bunny for a platoon of sinlg horny monsters You know that you can be a regular man-at-arms and fight on equal foot/paw with the other mamonos instead of being a whore?

>>23039 you could do that to but thats boring aint it

>>23040 It's boring but it's more respectable.

>>23041 >boosting entire platoon into being one of the best in DL's army >not respectable Being a force multiplier > being a single pawn

>>23038 Haven't heard that name in a while.

>>23040 It's only boring until your wingwoman/squadmate decides to join the enemy side and decides to fight you in a duel but still won't stop calling you "buddy" or muttering something about borders while you try to knock some sense back into her

>>23044 This, but it's the barracks bunny situation and she defeats the rest of the squadron until you finally talk some sense into her by using the power of friendship, or as the old timey people say, "giving her some hard dick".

>>23037 WASH AWAY THE ANGER

>>23044 it's just a coincidence ms sally keeps getting autobalanced to the other team

Just about summer beach time, anons, soon the bikini manamo will be out in force heckling poor relaxing beachgoers, and coercing those that aren't

what i wouldnt give to be a landsknecht in MGE land and dick around while working for monsters. One dragon hires me to help capture her rival humans land (she wants to marry him but cant say it) A demon hires me to plunder a human town (the two parties involved want to be toghter but they need an excuse to be together A salamander requests a duel with me (she wants to marry me but only knows how to propsoe like this) A wyrm girl hires me to protect her pies from miscreats (cheshires adn dragon newts)

I just want a modern world with monster girls in it. Old timey mamono DO NOT HAVE: >Access to fishnets or pencil skirts >Television >Internet >Hardcore incest pornography >Air conditioning

>>23051 dont forget rollerblading monsters are not possible with the fantasy monsters

>>23053 Oooh, that's a good point. Who wants to live in a world without a cadre of rollergirl imps harassing them sexually every day?

>>23054 rollerblading gyaru mech delievery girls waterskating bug girls rollypolly girls on skates roller blading wyverns who do land and air tricks chesh on skates

>>23051 >Hardcore incest pornography Why would you need something like that when you can just DIY.

>>23055 >rollerblading gyaru mech delievery girls Automatons on rocket skates? That sounds AWESOME.

>>23057 imagine the cool designs they can have since they aint orgnaic, like big singulat wheels on their feet, single heel wheels, two wheels on each foot of a heavyily armored frame, or even a whole body designed for gooing fast

>>23058 >whole body designed for gooing fast Miss Automaton's body is definitely designed to get me gooing fast.

>>23049 >having a perfectly fairy-shaped outline on your skin from where she was sunbathing on you

>>23060 We need art of this kind of activity

>>23049 i'd go to the beach but you end up spending most of the day just rubbing lotion on monsters it's good they're aware of the dangers of UV but still

>>23062 Rubbing lotion on monsters is easier if you're married to a single smol one. Rubbing lotion on monsters is MUCH MUCH HARDER if your bicorn wife is anywhere in the mix.

>>23049 Beach time with the Sabbath and their invisible bikinis

>>23064 I am going to go ahead and say they're just not wearing bikinis. Tricky Sabbath gotes.

It's wonderland cheese rolling day today. Watch out for tumbling jabberwocks and hurtling dormice if you live near the ceremonial hill.

>>23066 It's a strange tradition, but who am I to judge?

>>23066 so set up a net to a catch a wife?

>>23068 Compete with the rest of them, then trade the cheese for a wife. Or fail, and end up smushed under a heavy monster. Either works.

You know, once you get used to the fact nobody sleeps in the MGC undead slums, it's not that bad.

Undead cheese is very tasty.

>>23071 At least on cemeteries they rest. You can even catch a few Z's there yourself.

>>23073 >You cannot rest here, there are enemies nearby! <turns out there are SKELETONS in YOUR AREA

>>23064 I prefer to have beach days with my auntster and maybe her hag friends too

>>23076 I would go to Hagville beaches to score woth a voluptuous hag wearing pieces of clothing that can hardly be called a swimsuit

>>23076 Why not have a beach vacation with your auntster and her daughter(who suspiciously looks like you). Best of both worlds.

>>23078 Ugh, I would never want anyone to have to look like me.

>>23079 wendigo bait

Hohoo? You're approaching me? Useless, useless, useless!

>>23081 This caterpillar is hungry for a fight.

>>23064 I'd pick beach time with truelolis on summer break and their bikinis that leave just enough to imagination, less fabric than pictured.

>>23079 You don't want to have kids?

>>23080 I mean when you are over 11 feet tall its hard for anyone to be like you.

>>23081 She needs to put some clothes on, fucking disgusting.

>>23084 No, I'm... too broken for that.

>>23087 They will fix you, don't worry.

>>23086 needs a tiny hat at a jaunty angle

>>23086 And now she's crying. Are you happy? How could you hurt such a cute creature? Forgot image

>>23091 Yes I love making monster girls cry.

>>23092 banshee bait

>>23073 For some reason I just imagine a ton of zombies finding a anon sleeping and they just go around really quietly trying to to disturb him, looking at him from afar and so on.

>>23092 Understandable.

What's to stop me turning invisible using this potion I bought from Miss Nuki and using that to avoid getting raped? Obviously I'd have to remove all my clothes and get naked, but ironically that would guarantee I dont get sexed.

>>23094 I genuinely enjoy ideas like this one--zombies who have feelings and are clever, but not talkative, are my JAM.

Kiss your chesh? Answer carefully or else.

>>23097 I think the versatility of zombies is their best point. You can make them into a braindead horde that acts together based on instict, or a monster that struggles with her deteriorated body but tries her best to regain the best parts of her humanity.

>>23096 I believe there's monster girls who can sense electrical movements like all the aquatic monsters, where they can still see you using electrical pluses that you're not truly invisible to them.

>>23098 Kiss her WHERE!? I'm not falling for the ole' lips - butthole switch teleport again.

>>23096 This one has been discussed extensively. Invisibility alone is not sufficient to avoid all rapes, but the more safe you try to get the more convoluted and laborious it becomes.

>>23101 On her face anon, don't be silly

>>23096 Sound and smell, for example.

>>23103 He bought it

>>23105 Get a better che'sh and you won't have that kind of troubles, she just want to chill out

>>23100 get you a girl with pit organs

>>23106 You don't understand, Anon. I need a WORSE cheshire. I need a cheshire so toxic other cheshires are like <"Maybe you are meme-ing too hard."

>>23105 >"Ok chesh, I'll play your game" >"Eh?" >"Show me your butt." >"Oh? Fufufu...so forward! Don't tell me you LIKE my butt, huh?" >Anon's cunning plan. If she swaps her face with her ass when he tries to kiss her face, then if he kisses her butt he'll end up kissing her face >Genius >Anon kisses chesh ass >...it's still chesh ass fucking cheshires

>>23108 A worcestcheshire, perhaps?

Its got to be a crazy experience to be married to multiple abyssal girls.

>>23110 Yes, and I would CONSTANTLY ask her for "sauce". Until she goes mad with lust

>>23110 i cant believe they made a cheshire flavoured sauce. im now going to douse my spaghetti with the purple worcestcheshire sauce.

>>23113 You can REALLY taste the purple.

>>23113 Be careful when youbare buying purple sauce at the store. Shog sauce and cheshire sauce look somewhat similar.

>>23096 that wont stop it, only make it painfully slow, as she slowly creeps towards your scent. the moment you move your foot, her ears perk up and twitch to your location. you can run, or you can stand as still as possible. it all ends the same way. with her slowly feeling around your naked but imperceivable form. feeling around for what she desires. she quickly finds your dick, but that is not what she is after. she runs her tongue up your body, she is looking for your face, no mistake about it. once she finds it, she hold the sides of your head with both her paw, slowly trailing her tongue along your body towards your mouth. the kiss will last minutes. but make no mistake, she will cling to you in any way she can for the better part of 2 days. and this is why you get a sealing charm from your friendly neighbourhood Inari shrine. works much better than some smelly vagabonds secondhand upmarked alchemy waste.

>>23113 Monster?

>>23116 This tickles me. Time to not just be houndbait, but spicy invisible houndbait that really makes her work for the rape.

>>23116 >buy the seals from the inari >ask to test them one her >bind her shibari style and seal her in the basement And that's how i got my very own zipanguese styled shop.

What would a malef run podcast be like?

>>23119 Do you fuck her at least?

>>23121 What happens in the basement stays in the basement.

>>23122 Either you have a "healthy" relationship with your zipangu wife or are creating a mofu nuke. Eros swat glowies should invest in you.

>>23119 Sounds like a waste of good basement space. Just seal her in a rock or something. Some idiot will unseal her after you're long dead and it won't be your problem.

>>23120 >heated debates between malefs in regards to whether they should spoil and infantilize their mate or groom him to achieve his peak potential >whether having anal makes you mere'd >just a lot of debates over what constitute mere'd behavior in general >boasting about how long their hubby lasts >burly knights or dainty princes >hoard or number of children, which one is more important

>>23123 Bold of you to assume it's not both. A good mofu wife needs to be at least a bit deranged. >>23124 >sweaty mofu in shibari is a waste of basement space. Holy gay.

>>23096 you know how in LotR, the One Ring turns you invisible for normal everyone but makes you extra visible for those ghost creatures? Yeah, Miss Nuki's potion may have side-effects of similar, specter-attracting nature. She'll appreciate that you're already naked, though.

>>23127 >She'll W-who is she?

>>23124 >Sounds like a waste of good basement space they can be quite compact if you know what you're doing

>>23126 >Bold of you to assume it's not both My bad, you have excellent taste king.

>>23128 The Lich Queen

>>23131 yaaaaas, kween! slay!

>>23131 I don't know what makes people think that liches would have queens. They are a decentralized organization of scientists that meet every once a year at most.

>>23133 The Lich Queen however is not a Lich. It's a zombie dragon that one of the Liches revived. She's the Queen amongst Liches, but not Queen of Liches. Easy mistake to make.

>>23133 She's not a queen of liches, she's a lich that happens to be a queen.

>>23133 >Miss Lich takes over long-abandoned castle. >Fills it with her kids <zombie maids <ghoul butlers <banshee entertainment director >Hundreds of years go by >The undead citadel now has a large village around it >The local kingdoms are starting to get nervous >Keep trying to send envoys to figure out what her deal is >Her maids and butlers, guards and wards all end up marrying them >So they never return >Local kingdoms assume this means she's hostile, and killing their ambassadors >The other kingdoms declare war on her and her people >Maids bring Miss Lich out of the sub-sub-sub-sub-basement she built her laboratory in. >Explain the situation as best they can. >Miss Lich casts a spell >All throughout the 4 Kingdoms around her little castle, the dead rise from their graves >Human and mamono alike >Recently dead to centuries-gone >The undead hordes quickly "conquer" all 4 kingdoms (lotta surprise marriages) >In all the hub-bub, they make her a queen of each kingdom >Nobody bothers to tell Miss Lich >It's not an emergency, after all

>>23133 maybe she's the manager of a dairy queen

>>23137 I wrote this, and abandon it utterly >>23138 This is my new head canon. Lich Queen gonna make you a soft serve treat.

>>23140 >I wrote this, and abandon it utterly I'll take it up from you then, it's quite interesting.

>>23141 But liches are known for their love of frozen desserts!

Consider being between two liches while they eat a frozen dessert together on the beach, creamy goodness trickling down their cold bodies for you to lick up. Call it an Icecream Sandlich.

>>23144 I want so badly for their to be a broad set of reaction images by Miss Chesh. I'm imagining one doing that old Bill Cosby "That's some Jell-O Jiggler nonsense right there"

>>23120 >"When I met my husband, we battled each other for three days and three nights. The mountain we fought on is still burning even today." >"When I met my husband, he picked me up and carried me home before I even finished my monologue."

>>23140 the sign outside says "ice cream and cold treats" but some letters are out cream cold teats

>>23120 >"So you claim your husband threw a boat at you before riding it while you held the mountaintops between your claws?" >"Wild." >"So, how many children do you two have?"

>>23153 >The sign outside says Ice Cream and Cold Treats >But some letters are out Ice Cream and Cold Treats I couldn't resist the urge to actually make the sign work. I'm Anubis Bait.

I would gently squeeze all the yogurt from these cold teats.

>>23156 it's hard to get anyone to work on neon these days. you're doing good work

>>23158 But am I doing good enough work that Miss 'Nubis will notice me? That's the real question.

>>23133 I married a snek who has bioluminescence. She's got some real smooth moves with it too. She can spell out (very short) names with her tail. I like to call her Neon Noodle.

>>23161 This generally sounds very cool.

>>22976 >That's not adventuring that's a honeymoon The adventuring is going to be both before you know it if you take one on of the lvl1 loli monsters as a party member. You may have accepted at first because she's cute, but at an alarming rate you'll also start noticing the things that make her sexy.

>>23157 Be a gentleman and break her phylactery first.

>>23167 no the soul jar will be unimaginably well projected and warped in a thick blanket

>>23167 But I like it when she looks down at me like some pathetic, boobie-addicted loser.

>>23170 They didn't need to shrink themselves and sit on his shoulders, so I think it's on them.

>>23172 I still wish someone would write that story. I'm a SUCKER for a good shoulder consciences story.

>>23173 And i wish the day had 72 hours in it, but alas, the world is imperfect.

>>23174 OK, but what if you just define a day to be 72 hours long and the week to have 2 and 1/3 days?

>>23173 you can just write things

>>23176 Usually when someone says that it's because, you know...

>>23170 >anon just reaches up and grabs the shrunken cupid off his shoulder <"wait you can't do this I'm your conscience" >"if you're my conscience then how come I literally just did that?" <"look I was just trying to help you find a wife, it's not right for a man to be single for so long... why are you looking at me like that?" >miss cupid is declared missing, presumed wed

>>23177 It's true, I'm a gay furry and if I write something I MUST make it all about gay furries have gay furry gay sex.

>>23178 Oof, bad end. Should always pick the devil. Angels don't have ANY place to stick a marshmallow; devils have TWO. Wurms have SIX

>>23180 yeah but you can shoot hoops

>>23181 >see angel walking do the street >scoop up nearby shog into a ball >small dunk

>>23180 >Angels don't have ANY place to stick a marshmallow; devils have TWO. You have to make her return to her regular size, unless you want and have marshmallows that tiny.

>>23183 You get the little marshmallows for hot cocoa, then put them on her dainty little horns. Then you can pull them off with just your lips and it's a little bit scary and a little bit cute.

>>23064 I love vacations with the Sabbath

>>23187 but it's all sandy

>>23188 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oLl3Bg7fJA

Dear Europe, I am about to go to bed. While I am asleep, please do not post pictures of imps. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>23191 Don't worry ameribro

>>23173 >someone Why not you? Or you can probably bully this faggot into doing it>>22722

>>23198 >bully this faggot Alp-like posting detected

>>23200 That tail... it's too thick!

>>23201 Alps love whale tails, this one took it a bit too literally.

crotch mofu, the breakfast of champions

>>23203 >ii

>>22877 Eh, it's time already?

>>23205 need to be urgently turned into . . ( )

>>23203 And lunch, and dinner, and especially dessert.

Enough gawking at lewd papyruses! Back to work!

I don't know how much time i have left before they get me, but the world needs to know. The people need to wake up about this conspiracy that's been hiding, quite literally, under our noses. The alraune, the dormice and the nightmares have allied, and they have only one goal, and that is World Domination. It starts small, simple allergies. Everyone knows them, and pollen allergies are perfectly normal right. The alraune release their pheromones into the air, covering great amounts of pheromones. You just lose a bit of liquid, it's no big deal, you would say. But you are wrong. Those horny pheromones are the basis for their mass brainwashing plan. They gather inside your brain, making you more docile and horny. More susceptible to suggestion. Then you start seeing advertisements for allergy medication. Solves the problem, surely. One small thing, however, one of their side effects is making you drowsy. Yes, gentlemen, they are made from dormouse molasses. And once you are asleep, the nightmares go inside your dreams and condition you into desiring them. They brainwash you, and turn you into a slave. Soon, they will mindcontrol every man and split up the big (cream)pie amongst themselves, leaving the rest of the monsters single. But i know how to avoid it, how to prevent it. You need to

>>23213 Yeah allergies are gay

>>23214 The alps are in on it too? It's worse than i imagined it.

Whatever, I just want a kitty cat wife.

>>23216 What's your preferred kot subspecies?

>>23217 Do you even have to ask?

>>23212 I read that as "...lewd platypuses..." KC needs to do more Australian-themed mamonos to go alongside Fluff-sneks.

>>23218 Nah, I can guess

>>23217 The only cat sexy enough to wife is clearly the Cait Sith: https://files.catbox.moe/fuue6o.jpeg

But enough about fluff sneks. What about a fluff sneak?

>>23222 this fox aint sneaking anywhere. the sloshing of those tits can be heard from a mile away.

>>23210 I want to have dessert in the desert

>>23215 Beach day with your bro and her friends

>>23223 That's a common misconception. Once her milktanks are full, there is no sloshing sound. She is as sneaky as silent mouse.

>>23226 il make sure to milk my local foxes then. wont let any of those inhuman beasts get the jump on me.

>>23227 How would you milk them when they are too sneaky for you to catch them? It's a paradox. You need to milk the foxes to hear the sloshing, but you need to hear the sloshing to milk them. And that's just the busty ones. If you get a slender vixen...

waking up in a odern world made for monster girls how much different woluld a city made for bug type monsters compared to one made for harpies

>>23228 its pretty simple: use aburaage

>>23229 Well harpies live in bird houses while bug monsters live in bug houses.

>>23230 What about fried liver?

If monster girl pussy was so good there would be no such thing as alps, that even the gayest man would go straight before them making alps non-existent.

>>23233 Taste is subjective. There is no such thing as a perfect think that everyone likes.

>>23233 >when monster girl pussy is so good that you want to have one at hand every second of your life

>>23229 For this type of stuff i like to think about how the IRL animals that correspond to the different species live. Most birds live in some kind of arboreal habitat, so you can imagine a city full of birdgirls to be something like a countryside village atop high trees, made from wood and other natural materials. It provides good natural defense, as well as expandable housing. It's going to be very busy, as they build in 3 dimensions, meaning houses would be on several layers with no particular order, just places where they fit and following the tree growth. There are alternatives too, like cozy beach homes made from stone or even small isolated underground houses whose walls are made from magically compacted earth(boobies and kiwis respectively.) As for bugs, their habitats vary wildly. Underground tunnels and colonies, caves, rocky houses embedded in hills(like the vikings used to do), it all depends on their social characteristic and habitats.

>>23227 For me it's Zombie milk, milk tastes better with a bit of aging and becomes sweeter and tangy

>>23227 it's too perilous

Maybe induldging in fox's mofu wouldn't be so bad

>>23239 That's what i thought, and look at me today. A full fledged mofu addict.

>>23239 >Maybe tolerating foxes in my neighbourhood wouldn't be so bad >Maybe induldging in conversations with a fox wouldn't be so bad >Maybe induldging in fox's mofu wouldn't be so bad you are here >Maybe induldging in fox's breasts wouldn't be so bad >Maybe induldging in fox's whole body wouldn't be so bad >Maybe starting a family with foxes wouldn't be so bad >Maybe having 12 foxlets wouldn't be so bad >Maybe having 24 foxlets wouldn't be so bad >Maybe having-

>>23239 Go for it bud. The first fluff is free. The second fluff costs a hug. Which basically means it's free too

The easiest way to avoid fox mofu is SPIDER mofu. Also, spiders are just better than foxes in general. >Spiders are scary, not cute (That's a feature!) >CAN ride a spooder, but CANNOT ride a fox >Spiders have natural silk-making abilities, while foxes are useless >Nobody ever talks about sealing up spiders for 1000 years. You know why? Because they're not so godawful to be around that people find it necessary And as always, remember to KYS Kiss Your Spider

>>23205 she's Australian

>>23242 That sounds like a bad deal, but fluff looks so good

>>23248 Fluff for the low cost of a hug sounds like a great deal to me, why are you so stingy? She'd even fluff you while you hug!

>>23227 Delicious fox hag milk

>>23245 (USER WAS BOOTED FOR THIS POST)

>>23249 Because free drug is still a bad deal

>>23252 T. Man who has never even spoken to a tanuki

>>23251 You're just jealous because I get to ride my wife about town dressed in fine silks, while your wife eats out of garbage cans and gets chased around by neighborhood cats.

>>23254 >your wife eats out of garbage cans and gets chased around by neighborhood cats. You leave devil bugs out of this!

I'll be honest, I feel great schadenfreude when I see the childhood friend lose And if to cupids stupid ideas, I dare you to try snipe me and get away without me raping you

Kot's mofu is superior to vixen, right?

>>23257 I prefer Troll tail mofu

Has science gone too far?

>>23259 kuu kow

smelly monsters pressing their sweaty bits onto me

>>23259 What is even ms lich's experiment here, see how long i can resist her cold, crisp calcium cannons? Was it because I stared a second too long at the holstaur pâtissier's nips trying to pierce her shirt?

>>23265 yep and yep also sidenote, this is my favorite lich pic ever.

>>23265 lactomancy is a valid school of magic

>>23267 And yet its teachers remain forgotten.

>>23259 No, if anything she hasn't gone far enough.

So if I marry a undead monster girl and I die do I become purple too, that do I become the purple guy.

>>23267 The milk school of magic is too strong

>>23259 No, that looks about perfect. You can always count on a lich to have excellent ethics and knowledge of my tastes.

Monsters discovered advanced underwear technology. It's over.

>>23274 I think mindflayers already got that shit downpat well before any other monstergirl did it.

Meow! Mrrrroooow! Mrrooooooow?

>American hours >Thread dies Why is that?

>>23278 We are cursed. And the Monsterdark is a wonderful place!* *This advertisement is paid by the Dark Elf tourism commission.

>>23278 USA! USA! USA! USA!

>>23278 Because the community is essentially split between here and the 4ch thread, with this one going towards European users more.

>>23281 America, FUCK YEAH!

Quick, open a burger joint! Who's managing, who's cooking and who's the cashier?

>>23283 I rolled: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ >Manager: Redcap >Cook: Dullahan >Cashier: Bicorn Angry manager, shy cook, and horny cashier. Seems like a fun bunch.

THE FAIRIES HAVE INVADED THE HEAT LAMPS. THE BURGERS ARE COMPROMISED. I REPEAT, THE BURGERS ARE COMPROMISED.