I wouldn't mind serving an Automaton, even if I don't know how useful I would be to her.

New thread New Hebis

I tell you, these mamono are changing even our media to spread their propaganda. We must stop them before it's too late.

>>21860 someone TL it

>>21855 >AI overlords >They are all power bottoms

>>21862 Well, most power cords DO go in from the bottom.

Little girls breastfeeding haa to be the hottest thing that monsters are able to achieve, it sucks for titticows and huge breasted hags that will never be able to perform such a lewd feat

>>21864 Fun fact: you can adjust a mamono's milk temperature by twisting her horns--left is hot and right is cold!

>>21864 reminds me of those suction cups they use to move glass sheets

>>21864 I would suck her titties and also greedily lick the sweat all over her chest and body, lich her armpits and ass clean and also inseminate every hole in her body

>>21868 >t. based ear impregnator

>>21864 smol gote cope

>>21868 >lich I mean lick

>>21861 私。。。もう良くないんだって I'm no good anymore. ごめんね Sorry. あなたのお嫁さんに約束守れそうにないや。。。 I don't think I can keep my promise to become your wife... えへへ。。。 Ehehe... 『約束』守りにきたよ I'm here to keep my "promise." よ adds emphasis so I think italicizing promise may be a good way to convey that emphasis. 旦那様♡ Master/Husband♡ Husband is probably the better pick of the two since she isn't a Kiki.

>>21872 thanks anon, I'll hopefully get this typeset at some point

>>21874 Add kiki ears that go "up" in the lower corner!

I gonna wish to impregnate the genie

>>21880 The porn posting is getting a bit out of hand and it serves no purpose. Tone it down.

>>21880 keep in mind that chance of conception with spirits are quite low, so it might take a while. but dont worry. since you wished for it, you shouldnt run out of energy during the 2 weeks of coitus it requires.

>>21881 I've literally just posted this one. Also the porn serves a purpose, it's hot. I'm not really sure what you're on about here.

>>21881 Jealous hag claws typed this post.

>>21882 >She changes her own fertility so he has to fuck her for over a year to get her pregnant Damn genies tricking me again!

>>21885 I want to know what 4mon hag posting is like. >Dragons posting about how they don't need no man but also totally want a guy to keep as a "tresure" >Vampire talking about how they used to have lines of suitors trying to woo her >Demon talking about how she made a slight edit to page 382 on her contract again (she's been posting about every update for over 10 years)

I fucked the abyss and the abyss fucked back.

>>21884 Porn deters any other type of discussion, and this thread isn't some mindless image dump. Not much to engage with a post like yours. Don't act like a contrarian, i said to tone down, not stop posting.

>>21887 >hakutaku hag telling her fellow senpai-mons how to spot if the boy they've been grooming is being targeted by someone else. >kikimora hag complaining about unpaid live-in maids becoming taboo and how the only work she can find is impersonal cleaning without a man in sight. >danuki hag complaining about men finding her opulent lifestyle intimidating and how lower-class mamo have it much easier. >fox hag posts about her grandchildren. universally hated by the rest of 4mon.

i wanna wake up in a world without needing to know how to code oe where i can live by doing a labor job and come back to my monster wife to rest

>>21891 I don't mind coding for a living. I do wish I had someone to come home to. Even better if that someone loved me.

>>21889 I'm not being a contrarian, I just think you're being silly. Post like that are a dime a dozen. The fact that there's a visible pussy isn't going to change much of anything. Really stuff like >>21888 are posted so often and are seen as fine that pointing out my post feels odd. Now sure, becoming a img dump thread is not good, we can agree on that. But that was not the intention of the post, it was a really basic post that gets 1-3 responses following the idea, and a shorter follow up on that. Which is so common in all general threads ever that even having to write it out feels like explaining how langue works.

>>21890 >kikimora hag complaining about unpaid live-in maids becoming taboo and how the only work she can find is impersonal cleaning without a man in sight. I imagine this is what black pills kikis.

>>21893 >langue Apparently I forgot how to spell as well. Please don't make me go and see miss Haku again...

>>21887 >>21890 >Lich hag posts thread about the advantages of having an assistant. >Midway through her post, fumbles her phylactery, cracking it. >Writes long, rambling free verse poem about her "forgotten laboratory" and how it "needs to be used." >Posts it. >Then realizes her phylactery is broken. >Comes back the next day >200 replies >2 write fairies want to know her location

>>21894 Black pilling them into what though? The radical faction?

>>21892 i want a monster wife to come home to, to go out to learn new thinks like learning to ride unicycles, skates, skateboards, and the like, go out to see the city together, and generally having another person that loves me

>>21894 Modern Kikis (and Shogs) need to take a homewife pill.

>>21897 >"Humans just doesn't understand why maids are necessary" >"We must take over all of the human lands and force each and every single one of them to get a maid" >She just continue to post shizo posts about "maid wars now"

>>21901 Awwww. Too bad she's not a shog.

>>21899 I'm gonna hire a maid from the maid academy and force her to be a house wife and just watch her crumble because none of her 5 years of training prepared her for this

>>21902 Shogs are just eternal schizos tho. >"Master it watching me through the walls, I know it, so I must become the walls" >"I have calculated that my master will be born in 4 years 248 miles from here. Soon her will be mine"

>>21903 The 5 years of academy prepared her for this exact moment, actually. >>21901 >force each and every single one of them to get a maid Baba yaga backstory.

>>21905 >The 5 years of academy prepared her for this exact moment, actually. pic related. that poster is in every maid academy classroom.

>>21890 >The one wyrm hag who posts bout the food she made

>>21908 Gonna make a post about having a homemade dinner and having to eat it all alone on 4mon

>bug wife asks if you would still lover her if she was a worm Wwyd?

>>21910 It'll go okay, I think.

>>21910 >When the papillon gf you met online has been lying about her age.

>>21904 Yeah, I agree that they're perfect!

>>21911 Isn't that the type of caterpillar that is extremely poisonous, that one touch from her and you will go into sexual shock.

>>21914 No, this is the one that causes hypovolemic shock.

>>21914 I'm pretty sure she's based on the Hickory Horned Devil Caterpillar, which is harmless as long as you're not a tree.

>>21909 >And Anon was never seen again...

Hey, what's the ideal wordlength of a first story? I'm trying to write a simple one about a Dullahan being gifted a target by her Lilim friend and eventually kidnapping him, as Dullahans do.

>>21918 You should worry more about the story making sense than trying to hit a specific word count. Nobody's grading you on getting to 10 pages. BUT! You should still avoid "rushing" things. A character can't just turn their emotions on a dime from "OH GOD THE HEADLESS HORSEWOMAN!" to "OH, GOD! I LOVE FUCKING THE HEADLESS HORSEWOMAN!" Also, throw a kiki in there with the "up" ears.

tonight i will wish to wake up in the paws of a jinko. one of these days its gonna work, im sure.

>>21920 Just one?

>>21920 beans

>>21860 source: https://x.com/donki_kikimora/status/1923418520060154247

>>21922 Ah, a fellow music aficionado!

>>21890 >bad future ruled by baphos >holstaur hags post about trying to flash men and how they got arrested for public indecency and breast size possession over the legal limit >they try dressing as elementary schoolers next >get arrested for impersonation, identity theft, and grooming adult men decades younger than them >take age reversal mana potions >selectively arrested for consumption of illegal and harmful substances >post about their traumatic experiences of being age and breast shamed by mesugaki monsters in jail >post about starting a movement for holstaur equality >eventually just get deported to their own country >seethepost about it for years until they get their own gubmint and economy in working order >pic rel of warden actively breast shaming an oppressed holstaur after she has been incarcerated for sexual solicitation and sexually harassing a protected citizen for 1 year. the inmate pleaded not guilty and that she was "dating" the human male who claims he is her "boyfriend"

>>21926 Don't worry, cows, I shall take your places and be ruled by baphos in your stead!

>>21926 >this is a bad end future I dont think so. Bapho-chan and lolis are the ones taking civilization to the future, weont need big tiddy bimbos slowing them.down.

>lead sabbath bapho laughing about ruling the majority of MGE >most men are under the control of the sabbath, most monsters successfully minimorphed >with their encroaching into cow territory they would soon have absolute dominance >but there was one thing she did not expect >TITCOW NINJA! >a well endowed kunoichi drops from the ceiling behind the bapho, her powerful and heavy breasts making her landing known >the bapho turns around and smugly points a wand at her >the minimorph beam helplessly bounces off her breast >the bapho shoots a few other spells, all ineffective >the kunoichi holds her hand out and shouts a powerful "UNDO ILLUSION" >the bapho suddenly grows into a well endowed ten thousand year old hag >the male guard starts eying the hag bapho hungrily >"my job here is done" >the kunoichi smokebombs away before the hag bapho can attack >the hag bapho turns around defeated, preparing a spell to re-minimorph herself. >but it was too late. the guard was already upon the hag bapho, ready for the best seggs he's ever had

G'day mate

>>21881 Using a spoiler is a good mildle ground

>>21930 https://x.com/Puchirisu77/status/1443342775219462144 >after countless years of suffering balance has been restored >with the tyrannical baphs overthrown and their empire crumbling, the other races break the confines of their curse, free to love their husbands the way they choose, loved and loving as they are. >the males are free to choose who they wish, loving and loved as they are. >peace comes once more to the lands, enjoying their freedom once more >the cownoichi greets the dawn with her husband, drinking coffee together and watching the sun rise over a grateful world

Maid supremacy is the key to a good society

>>21935 i don't think it'll work

>>21936 Why, mgc is successful with the new mayor

>>21937 too many cooks in the kitchen

>>21855 you should say hi to your next door hebi

>>21938 The "one maid in each household" law was great but restaurants and take out are dying

One day...

We must depart.

>>21945 Where are we going, miss dragon?

>>21945 Where, do we have internet there?

>>21946 >>21947 She looks like a cat cafe sort of dragon to me

Subcore didn't left my mind since yesterday. I can't focus at work, I'm only thinking about her and how to abuse her. I could try to put it on paper but I don't know how to write in English, even less smut or a story. I could almost feel her fluff and skin when I close my eyes.

>>21945 No we don't

>>21950 Yeah good luck stopping her

>>21954 I mean outrage is a dragon type move, so it would be very effective.

What's the appeal of a tsundere (dragon for example) and would you try to fix her?

>>21961 Tsundere are just fun to tease.

>>21961 Naw I'm gonna wait tell she becomes a dragon zombie where she slowly turns yandere for me.

>>21961 >What's the appeal Plays hard to get. Where's the fun in dicking a girl that's begging for cock, when you could be mating pressing a girl that said humans are inferior species just hours prior >and would you try to fix her? with repeated pregnancies

>>21961 Like the name indicates, tsundere are an acquired taste(just like bitterness), and it needs the right amount of sweet to counterbalance it. That transition between bitter and sweet as she melts to your affections and becomes honest with ehr feelings towards you is what gets people hooked, but it has to be done well. Like any other dere, fixing her just means toning down the other flavor and making her sweeter, while still keeping it. The tsundereness is part of her personality, and probably the reason you fell in love with her, so you wouldn't want it going away completely, just the more unpalatable notes.

>>21918 Depends entirely on the length of the story or if it’s a chaptered one, etc. About four pages of A4 paper is a short story and that would be 1800 words. If you’re going for a slow burn it would obviously be more. Keep in mind Enemy Mine from Captain all those years ago was around 10 to 12k words with the intro and the main meat of the story, so take that as you will.

>>21966 >Enemy Mine from Captain Nani sore

>>21967 https://pastebin.com/1QMTdb6A

>>21945 What a weird euphemism for cumming

>>21935 For me it's Zombie maids, despite how slow and clumsy they are they always do their beat for their master

>>21934 But what if the Baphs were the cows all along? It wasn't an overthrow, it was a civil war

>>21935 Another plot for Sabbath supremacy

I need a reminder, are gazers tsundere?

>>21972 We can't allow the sabbath to win. The world needs the wonders and marvels of big milkers just like it needs the justice and cuteness of the mosquito bites. I propose a truce. Once a year, a man shall be offered to both a representative of both the sabbath and the cows, who will celebrate the peace by pleasuring with their breasts until he goes unconscious.

I don't see a single downside in a true maid society. Everything who is against it should be sent to the gulag.

>>21975 >No OL anubis >No cowgirl holstaurs >no rich mommy satyros >no delinquent pyrows >no biker hellhounds All of the mamono variety replaced with the monotony of maid outfits. What a boring world it would be.

>>21976 Everything would be clean and working like a ticking clock

>>21976 Counterpoint: Maid Anubis is cuter

>>21978 The ideal Anubis is brain-fried at the end of a long workday from putting out the fires Miss Pharaoh’s and Miss Apophis’s departments caused for each other. She eats a diet of fast food and takeout, making her OL outfits strain against her plush, inviting body. She just wants to take all this stress out on some poor anonymous sap who she can make into her personal squeaky toy in the bedroom. Also on Tuesdays she wears fishnets.

>>21979 fishnets, on a fast food diet?

>>21979 And that's exactly why maids are superior, they exist to care for wageslave anons. What's your OL gonna do after both of you get home exhausted after a long day of boring board meetings, cook dinner?

>>21982 She’s going to fuck me within an inch of my life and then eat half a jar of peanut butter while we cuddle and watch Supernatural. She’s got a blog where she posts about her issues with each episode. It has dozens of readers!

>>21981 Yes! It’s perfect! Thank you for noticing!

>>21982 Voice of reasons >>21983 Voice of wageslave madness born from the industrial revolution

>>21985 they're both wageslave madness though. get you a shog if you want to escape the gristmill

>>21870 Pls demon lord, send milk maid. Holst or kiki is fine. >>21961 Tsundere isn't usually presented in a way I'd want to deal with these days. I could probably handle a Medusa or something where I have a clear sign of what she's actually thinking, but the holier-than-thou variant of tsun I'd expect from a dragon would be a turnoff even with that.

>>21982 what sort of things does influencer have post?

>>21986 Honestly, I don't mind working if it doesn't eat all my time I produce something with value. For example, being a wood toy maker and having a small shop in Wintertown

>>21983 >She’s going to fuck me within an inch of my life and then eat half a jar of peanut butter while we cuddle and watch Supernatural. Man, the perfet life right there.

Hebi wip

>>21992 I'm surprised you didn't make her tail in the shape of a heart with her resting on the middle.

>>21993 It's for a charm/Keychain. So she's meant to be dangling from the chain.

>>21994 Ah,i see. Thought she was part of your yan series.

>>21994 >attach hebi keychain to your house keys >for some inexplicable reason it becomes impossible to remove it

What kind of MG would be the perfect wife for the sort of hijinks Isaac & Miria got into in Baccano? I think their relationship is delightful

>>21992 Yandere girls all do this thing where they touch their face...

>>21992 >>21995 Her tail shape in combination with the circle made me think of the yin yang symbol, so I'll say it's a yin hebi.

>>21996 >It's also impossible to lose your keys >They're just there every time now >Almost like they find you...

>>21999 >yin yang symbol, so I'll say it's a yin hebi. yin yan

>>21999 WHO IS YANG?! WHOISHSHEWHOISHHEWHOISSHEWHOISSHE?! Actually, this makes me want some kind of anti-hebi bicorn equivalent now. Imagine your kurohebi wife wrapping you and another harem member up in her coils and making you fuck like she's a tentacle forest or something.

>>21975 Anal sex with Troll maid is the best reason

>>22002 Anti-hebi coiling around you and the new wife, refusing to let you go until you cum five times in her sounds both hilarious and hot. Essentially a more physical bicorn that goes more up close and personal with her "encouragement"

>>22001 Why is she crying?

>>22005 Default Hebi is emotionally fragile and frequently cries even from happiness. Evil Hebi is way beyond crying and is just insane, always laughing. Hubby never knows whether it's the good or bad kind of laughter.

>>22006 I seem petting her should fix it

>>22007 I see,*

>>22003 Troll and freckles, name a better duo.

>>22009 Chesh and my cock

One of my deepest desires is to headpat an ancient evil dragon.

>>22011 Hope you wear gloves.

>>22011 Nice fuck and suck handles on her head

>>22009 Brown and holst. Trolls have the advantage of already being brown, however.

>>22011 This but it ends in impregnation and egg laying

I don't need anything up my butt no alp, bro, but sex with a tentacle sounds like a good time.

>>22016 Even if you are not into getting free prostate examinations, a Tentacle is probably like swiss scissors of onaholes and other sex toys for your dick.

>>21860 >>21861 >>21872 >>21874 and done, with some minor tweaks

I'm gonna start a harem full of abyssals so I can become the embodiment of chaos I am meant to be.

>>22018 Nice.

>>22017 >onaholes and other sex toys for your dick. Not just that, she's a swiss army knife of anything that could pleasure any of your weakspots. Ears, nipples, neck, thighs, any part of your body that could turn you on even slightly they can take advantage of.

>>22017 They seem like a recipe for delightful overstimulation. You'd have to be okay with getting slimy, but that's an experience not many monsters can offer.

cross post time

>>22023 Any monster can get you slimy if you know what you are doing.

>>22024 People still watch TV?

>>22026 Man, it's shit like this that makes me feel old. I still haven't registered TV is now a defunct source of media, even if i haven't watched it in years.

>>22026 I keep a TV always on in my room to suppress tinnitus. Also seeing repeats of good 90's movies is comfy, none of that netflix slop.

>>22025 This guy fucks. The slime wasn't the unique experience I was referring to, but...

>>22024 >M-010 ===Desire to know more intensifies= Fuck, I'd lose to even an average kiki so hard...

>>22029 Go ahead, elaborate

>>22031 Anon >>22022 already did it. I. Terms of variety and number of stimulation possible to be provided by a single individual, really only shogs and a few other slimes can compare. Add in nightmares andf layers if sensations that only happen in your head count.

>>22032 Ah, now i get what you meant with your previous post. The that there was a bit ambiguous. Now that i think about it though, i wonder what's the limit of what a tentacle could do. Could she create hallucinogenics to make your experience even stronger, even if that''s usually a myconid family thing. What about having an organ that recreates strong pheromones and smells, would she be encroaching on the troll and h'orc territory. Imagination is the only limit here. 22022 is me though

>>22006 Both of them are good girls

>>22034 I was saying you'd get slimy while enjoying the tentacle Swiss Rapey Knife because you'd be in slick, sensual contact with the tentacle, that's all. As for the rest, a tentacle that did any or all of those things wouldn't fly in the face of the setting, headcanoning one up wouldn't be a problem. There's already lots of gimmick overlap anyway, note how trolls, h'orcs and greenworms among others all do some variant of the smell thing. Heck, alraune do it BECAUSE they're plants.

>>22036 >a tentacle that did any or all of those things wouldn't fly in the face of the setting You mean as in, the average tentacle wouldn't be able to do those things? I don't see anything that would be prohibiting towards a tentacle having a pheromone or a drug feature. Also didn't know greenworms had a smell feature, though theirs is more on the sweet smell side, not on the musky side like trolls or h'orcs.

Wish i could crack open a cold one, if you know what i'm saying.

>>22041 I don't know what exactly you want to do to a poor zombie, but please reconsider.

>>22042 I have reconsidered, and came to the conclusion that i want to do it even more.

>>22042 That reminds me of that greentext of the guy that took a Zombie pirate home

>>22040 "Fly in the face of X" means to act in defiance of X. Since a trippy aphrodisiac tentacle wouldn't fly in the face of the setting, I meant that kind of thing would be perfectly fine in the MGE. It'd be easy to imagine a one-off or undiscovered subspecies or something that could do all of those things. Also, I just read through the profile again. >Upon awakening as an essence-milking organism, they use their variously-shaped tentacles to coil around a man's entire body, crawling all over, licking, teasing, jerking and sucking, completely covering a man's body with an endless variety of pleasures. I suddenly have a strong urge to wander naked through aagical forest. No idea why.

>>22050 C'mon, man, don't be mean. I think that's Skai, and he does art around these parts. Unlike you!

>>22045 Did she want brains? Or BOOTY!?

Sleep on your belly with face pressed into the pillow if you don't want to get kissed by arachnes all night long.

>>22053 You're still open for a vampire attack.

>>22054 Big spoon the vamp preemptively to deter attack

>>22053 But Anon, I DO want to be kissed by arachnes all night long!

>>22053 Don't do this, Anons! This is ALP TREACHERY. She's gonna peg you!

Europeans are asleep! Post cute spooders!

I want a bogey to hug me so I will stop taking my antidepressants. My sadness will act as bait and hopefully she will take it and me!!

>>22057 >So gay she became an alp >Still wants to top Monster sexuality is fascinating.

>>22050 Go back to /jp/

>>22058 Do spiders have puss puss or only a spinneret?

Would you be ok with a human women, from our world, turned into your favorite mamono? You don't know her past and she won't tell you if you don't fuck first

>>22066 if it's all the same, i'll take one with less baggage

>>22068 So you would go for the former human girl only if she was the only option?

>>22069 not from my world

>>22070 I see, so I'm not alone in that case

>>22071 there's no reason to compromise or settle in fantasy

>>22072 True, feel like sometime anons forget about that

>>21935 I'm ok with it, but give Chesh her paws back, even if it's not great for cooking or chores

I already miss winter

>>22075 Me too

>>22076 >snow aussie Yip would be more like a petrol huffing abbo, we need a genuine "G'day mate" aussie mamono. Like a kangaroo girl.

>>22063 They should have both

>>22078 >>22078 > petrol huffing abbo I don't care how much you circlejerk about 3d women, let's not bring that garbage to monstergirls.

>>22080 >circlejerk about 3d women Wut?

>>22080 Fine, I'll filter it to a Safe® and FamilyFriendly® form for you >When you think of an "aussie" you think of a Steve Irwin guy in the bush hat and yips are more related to indigenous aborigines. A more stereotypical aussie mamono girl is needed, maybe a kangaroo girl.

You should write or draw something today.

>>22083 Nah, better to waste time on oblivion after work

>>22082 That still doesn't make sense because kangaroos are still aboriginal species to Australia. You'd need to look to imported species, like cat(girl)s if you want that. It's also not about the language, but about the attitude. Don't be a piece of shit, that's all.

>>22085 >>22082 'Yip have nothing to do with abo, they're nice and comfy and I'm sure that you can find them everywhere in the world, not just not! australia. For example, I could see a bunch of lighter and smaller bunyip living in Europe's rivers, along with the other water critters. A rarer sight but still something you can see while fishing

Speaking of yurop, gimme a Tatzelwurm... Wurm?

>>22088 A mix between a wurm and bunyip, sounds really cool

>>22083 The pic describes my general mental state since before the hack, so I haven't been getting shit done. Feels bad cause this is the time when some fresh OC is needed.

>>22096 Miss Jinko looks like she needs a brain massage and 20 liters of caffeine.

>>22097 Urge to kiss cats... rising!

>>22099 Do it!

>>22100 https://youtube.com/watch?v=jz3xgtDRruI&pp=ygUYc3F1aXNoIHRoYXQgY2F0IGFuaW1hdGVk

>>22101 Like that? I don't know if it would work well with a chesh, she can teleport and dodge or worse, hug you back

>>22099 Urge to kiss cat hags, and then do her in the butt

>>22106 I think he means its not monster girl related though maybe someone could make a art piece out of that reference so it can be related to the thread.

So what demon realm beasts would you and your monster wife get as a traveling companion or pet.

>>22108 There is a severe lack of OC meme images in the galleries. We don't even have gato con lag. Ca you believe it?

your house cant get dirty when its made of shog.

>>22112 but it's all dark and gooey and I'm pretty sure my pillow kissed me last night

>>22112 What if i want to get down and dirty with shog.

>>22114 dont worry, the shog was notified of your complaint the moment you typed that post on your shogputer. >>22115 guess she can get some dirt from the outside. however, fusing time will have to be doubled afterward

>>22116 post more shogs, one triggers me because i have spent the last 20 hours building and troubleshooting computers for nothing

>>22117 then shog you shall have

>>22118 What compels a horror beyond the stars to grow massive jugs?

>>22119 It's peak performance

>>22120 >impedes her arm movement >excessive weight that moves her balance point outside her body >distracting Hardly performant at all.

>>22119 Us humans are the real eldritch masters.

>>22117 Here, a shining shoog

>>22125 This one's holographic.

get a wyrm but on her skates then give her a track she will then go hoo hoo

>>22126 the more I look at it the more I feel calm and sleepy

>>22128 Are you sure that's not a dormouse drenched in petrol?

>>22126 We got a rare holo-foil, nice!

Silence fills the empty grave now that I have gone.

>>22132 Miss Lich has been watching too many of those mangas again.

>>22122 >>impedes her arm movement Only beings not made of primordial slime are bothered by that. >>excessive weight that moves her balance point outside her body How silly, all her weight is in the 6th dimension anyway so there'll never be an imbalance. >>distracting I think you mean "appealing", or even "i understand the purpose but am too shy to say it". Don't worry, Shog understands shy people, her mindflayer friend told her all about the types of guys who'd be interested in an abyssal girl.

>>22133 She's clearly a gamer girl. >Vergil cosplay >Gravemind quotes

>>22135 >Virgin cosplay She doesn't need to cosplay that. >Gravemind quotes Something she saw on a tombstone?

>>22136 Dense anon bullies kuudere Lich

Let her take care of you anon. Let her hands ruffle gently through your hair. Let her kisses be all you need in the morning. Let her soft body provide you with warmth.

>>22138 lazy cat will have to hunt and rape me like anyone else would. mamo these day, they think men will just kneel before them and call them mommy just because they have a creepy smile. shameful display.

No gods, no masters

>>22140 But the chains of destiny still bind you.

>>22119 Two words: silly mastah. We should be glad he isn't into any hyper fetishes.

The shogs are infecting the other abyssals with their maid ways what do we do.

>>22143 have 2 maids, duh.

>>22143 Welcome the change? Morph yourself into a dual maid user.

Yes to gods (big butt child bride Pharaoh) Yes to masters (Anon being the husband)

>>22138 i will dere the core and there's nothing she can do about it

>>22146 Gods don't have masters.

What do you think they're talking about.

>>22149 >the beef was soooo juicy!

>>22147 That core sounds pretty dere already.

>>22138 i'm bald.

>>22153 There is a solution for that too.

>>22153 she can always ruffle your back hair

>>22155 I shave my head, nothing on here >>22154 Hmmmmm or that?

>>22156 i wasn't talking about your head

>>22157 She's sick monster if she enjoys patting this gross patch of hair

>>22143 >what do we do. Thank the shogs.

>>22158 monsters are allowed to be mofu freaks too

>>22158 🎶Is somebody gonna match my freak🎶

>>22160 I never thought about that. It's easy to forget that mamono also have preferences that could seem weird for us. Something to ponder on before bed

>>22154 Are manticores related to Tasmanian devils why are their babies so small.

Portal when...

>>22164 When you break into CERN, get on it anon!

>>22164 those? had one in my backyard, filled it with dirt. damn rats trying to dig a nest in my garden.

>>22164 <Slipspace rupture detected <Slipspace rupture detected <Slipspace rupture detected <Slipspace rupture detected <...

>>22165 It's not far from here, around 3-5 hours on the road, but what should I do when I get in?

>>22168 Find the dimensional hertz the mge universe is in and boom they shall come, but be careful to not accidentally create a black hole instead in the process.

>>22153 She's going suck your scalp with the tailpussy and pick you up as if you were a bowling ball.

>>22167 oh god the monsters are attacking SUPER EARTH

>>22169 Aye Aye Captain

>>22171 Wish they were attacking regular earth instead.

For me, it's managed demoncracy. Humans just can't be fully trusted with important choices.

>>22174 Did a demon tell you to write that?

>>22174 Nah, A men at the head of the country and a kiki to help him. No democracy or republic.

>>22174 >voting day in ms lim's big sister dictatorship >finally get into a voting both >ballot just a picture of demon titties and a single box to pencil in a "YES" vote

>>22175 Spreading propaganda is in his contract right between the cuddle and blowjob sections. It's a fair price.

You know, demons get a lot of attention, but their little sisters never do. How come?

>>22177 Gonna sign the ballot with my precum

>>22179 i'm not sold on headwings

>>22179 Demon has that classic appeal of selling your soul to the devil, while actual devils are just shitty blue brats.

>>22179 they tend to single out their prey and completely isolating them from the outside world. their pampering and charisma leaving their man too fulfilled to preach their love on the mamonet.

>>22164 When the Anon's here get together to fund a really passionate nerd

>>22170 They will get punished if she tries that kind of goofy pranks

>>22186 She*

>>22179 Demons are sexier, if one wants a blue brat to drive him mad with lust then why not a loli demon?

>>22179 Because a demon appeals to our natural autism of enjoying well defined relationships... and devils are putting in their place anyways, best we don't talk of what happened last time Anon sold his cum to a devil...

>>22187 manti and her tailpussy are two beings

>>22189 anon and his pile of golden fiddles because ms devil is really bad at wagering

>>22189 > are putting in their place anyways Did you mean devils are for putting in their place?

>>22190 The tailpussy is alright, but the manti needs guidance

Dr. Frog has a great sore throat remedy.

>>22194 >opening her labcoat from bellow And by the end of it, i'm going to have a sore tongue instead.

>>22179 They can always megamorph and pretend to be demons. No one would be able to tell.

>>22174 I'm gonna become a rebel out of sheer principal. Then again, they probably love that as well.

>>22197 The rebels always recruit

>>22194 Hot camomile tea?

>>22199 I think it's grog

>>22197 >out of sheer principal. Well, first you'll get raped an angry haku

>>22201 Is she the principal?

>>22202 In a tight, sheer blouse.

Man fuck this whole monster rape man thing, man should rape monster.

>>22205 >fuck this whole monster Nope, i'm going to fuck the head and let the body watch.

>>22205 You can do that, use raging mushroom if you have difficulty

>>22207 I'm gonna containment the order kingdom's water supply with liquidized raging mushrooms.

>>22208 Meant contaminate, I think the raging mushrooms are getting to my head.

>>22209 No, but a different mushroom is about to!

>>22083 No. Not some performing monkey.

>>22212 Kakuen on a typewriter is most reliable.

>>22210 Hatter spores can' break the blood-brain barrier. That's scientifically impossible.

>>22214 The head of your PENIS, Anon.

>>22206 I'm not usually into this kind of thing, but there's something about dullahans that make me want to relentlessly bully them.

>>22216 Only ONE mamono deserves relentless bullying.

>>22198 I should go back and read Arai-san's Mansion.

Europeans are asleep! Post terrible American food!

Fertile Zombie hips

>>22221 is the terrible part in that burger the fact that she took all the veggies out?

"Mastah' breakfast is ready soon~! You must eat, you did not eat dinnah!

>>22224 Funny you post about it, I'm currently taking my breakfast, a cig and a black coffee. I need a kiki to fix me.

>>22224 >you did not eat dinnah! Yuh-huh. I had you for dinner in the bath.

>>22224 They're enough kcal in vodka

>>22223 >she took all the veggies out According to the United States department of agriculture, ketchup is a vegetable. So she's eating healthy by American standards.

Reminder to work on your project today!

>>22229 I will wageslave extra hard

>>22229 How do you start writing if you're an ESL? What's your trick? I have a story in my head, I already imagine 80% of it but when I try to put words on paper it's like my brain melt. How many words should I write per day as an objective if I have 1-2 hours of free time?

>>22231 Well as an ESL writer for 10+ years my advice is to just DO IT. You'll never get better without experience and practice. >How many words However many come out? I don't know how fast you type. I write around 1k words a day when I've got a story figured out. However! You can't expect to do that just off the top of your head and end up with a coherent story. There's three easy steps to building one: 1. Make an outline for the events of your story, what you need to happen to get from point A to B to C to D or wherever you want it to end 2. Begin filling in the key scenes 3. Fill in the empty spaces between the key scenes until you're finished

>>22232 Do you have any software to correct writing mistakes? I know that I need to start and just write but I always get overwhelmed and delete everything after 3-4 hours. I think I need small goals to feel like I achieved something.

>>22233 MS Word lets me know about typos. >I think I need small goals to feel like I achieved something. Hence the outline.

>>22234 Last question and I stop bothering you. How small do you make each jump between point A and B? Is it variable?

>>22233 copy paste into google docs to spell check, anything else, skill issue

>>22235 It's totally organic. Scenes and characters live. Don't worry about it. Just figure out scenes you want and then you'll fill in what comes between them naturally.

>>22217 And that would be?

>>22238 Umi-Osho, right?

>>22239 In her case, it's less about deserving and more about desiring.

>>22238 Chesho, it's mutual bullying.

Fufufu... ectoplasm in the sheets again?

>>22241 Silky cat, those fat claws can't write on a qwerty keyboard.

>>22243 Don't worry anon she uses an AZERTY keyboard

>>22242 I hate it when ghosts goon into my bedsheets while i'm asleep.

>>22245 You'd prefer them to goon while you're awake? >night falls >anon is still at his computer >ghost appears >stars loudly moaning as she masturbates on (and literally in) his bed >anon tries to ignore it, there are people on the internet who have misidentified the company that produced the ball-bearings used in Lawrence of Arabia's moped

>>22248 What's one more droplet of ectoplasm in a sea of public sex? Monsters don't even stop during work, so concentrating while a jub is wildly using the broom as a scratchpole for her cervix is a skill you'd develop sooner rather than later.

>>22243 >Silky cat

If you ever want to get demons to pay attention to you on the internet, just post a pic of your planed demonic summoning circle that is clearly incorrectly made. They will be so mad but still try to "help" you, especially by making a circle that will summon them.

>>22254 I'm gonna wait for all the advice from the demons and then post that I give up cause it's too hard and not worth the effort anyway.

>>22255 This would work with any other mamono, but demons are used to deal with bratty humans.

>>22254 >blindly follow directions from random 4mon demons >one of them tricks you into into posting your true name >they all try to reverse summon you >get ping ponged across dimensions for a few hours until they all run out of materials for the ritual >the lucky demon that won the magical tug of war manages to get you to sign her contract before you are rushed to her bathroom to vomit your guts out >now she just has to wait a few days for the several dozen stacks of summoning sickness to wear off

>>22253 >Bourgeois Wouldn't.

>>22258 Time to turn her into a Dullahan cat

>>22253 >go on vacation in Not-Paris to find a fancy werecat wife >end up becoming communal husband for rat rape gang

>>22257 That just sounds like you would end up with a demon harem

>>22261 They all live in different hell postal codes, so anon has to travel through the portals at the designated days written in the custodial agreement, i mean, marriage contract.

>>22260 Your fault for not going in the country side instead. >>22259 Let's not go too far, increasing taxes is enough

>>22262 That's not mana efficient, they should all live in anon's home. Each demons get a pocket dimension house in his house.

>>22260 The rats need me more, just look at how thin and emaciated she is.

I rather have rats in my sewer than nukis.

>>22264 The moving process is complicated, as they would have to essentially either sell their homes and create new ones, or consult the realms agency to move their belongings into a pocket dimension and then change its coordinates to connect them to anon's house, who would have to be remodeled to fit all of the necessary portals into distinct areas. A demon wouldn't be happy with her door being put into the closet because the rest already got the best spots, would she now?

>>22268 Anon being dragged around like an unwanted child and losing his house, job and family contacts in the process is not a better option. Especially when demon forced him in this situation. When you spill milk, you clean it.

>>22266 Silly Anon, Nukis live in your trash bins, not your sewers. They're raccoons!

>>22262 >>22264 >>22268 >>22269 Negotiation between the demon harem is getting pretty heated. I hope they don't expect Anon to read the thousand page contract they eventually settle on.

>>22271 >Anon tries to get out of reading the 1004 page contract >And its 1918 pages of appendices >One of the demons smirks >Another bursts into tears >Now all the other demons are trying to console her, including the smirky one, who's getting stink eye looks from half the other demons Better get reading.

>>22271 An Eros's council must be summon

>>22269 You are correct, except anon is a very wanted child being pulled on by every single demon at the same time. He hasn't lost his home or family, he's just a bit busy lapping up the demon breast milk he spills whenever one of the demons gets him for the day.Eventually they will settle together, but before that he will have to deal with demonic bureacrazy.

>>22274 >demonic bureacrazy. Even MGE can't fix administrative hell

>>22275 Eh, the demons are special in that regard. It's an eons old tradition, and they are very proud of it. And you can be sure there will be plenty of bribing along the way.

>>22275 >administrative hell Is this the place where you get edged endlessly by having to fill request forms and wait every time you want to have sex or even fap?

>>22277 No, it's your daily grind to get papers allowing you to do basic stuff in real life or filling your taxes. >>22276 True, at least I won't have to worry about that in wonderland.

Man, my brain is mush. Wish i had an artfairy gf to use as an onahole stressrelief.

>>22279 Ignore your brain. Let your fingers dance on the keyboard, driven by nothing but your soul!

I think I need lactotherapy

>>22282 Calcium is good for your bones, and this is good for your bone too.

>>22282 Miss Kiki...

>>22282 I mean Mommy, sorry Momma, my bad Mother Figure.

Is it mombod hours yet?

>>22286 >he drew another pregnant kik I love this artist

>>22287 I know, he's great

>>22235 I also write and have some minor advice, when you write each scene you should have an idea of what you want to say or accomplish with each "chapter". Should there be a freak out here, or you want to do an internal monolog where the realize x, you should keep in mind that objective and naturally let the characters figure it out as organically as possible

Despite what anyone might think, taking an underpowered monster with a support class to tactically fall under the attack threshold so that the boss won't activate her abilities is a valid strategy.

>>22290 For me it's dumping stat points in classes without bonus, like dumping all stat points in int on a Zombie each time she levels up

>>22284 thing we're well passed "Miss" anon

>>22292 Mistress Kiki?

>>22293 she'll over smug with that sort of talk anon

>>22294 Nothing sufficient corrective action can't prevent.

>>22294 do her drills get bigger the more smug she becomes?

what if 'nubis uses a shrinking spell on you picks you up and puts you on a sick hotwheels track

>>22297 can I ride her model train set?

>>22298 Many, that would be the best way to put a baby 'tism wan to sleep. I bet she could even mod the cars so they sound less tinny.

>>22291 That's how new metas and cheese strats are discovered. My party is going to be all max fertility lolis and I don't care that it's technically inefficient or some other nerd crap for those unable to think outside the box.

>>22300 if you make a post about your meme build on the forums then the dev might just give it support. this is how every species with fluffy bits ended up with a mofu build.

>>22291 Aside from straight recruiting, that's just the normal way to get a lich. >>22300 The "Imp tsunami" is a well known strategy where you use the imps high base fertility to breed them on mass and then put a high amount of them in your party thanks to the "Three imps in a trench-coat" passive they can get, which allows you to put three imps on each party slot where you would usually be able to fit only one.

>>22302 >The "Imp tsunami" is a well known strategy well known for being countered by dropping a stack of assorted candy.

>>22291 You dump int on this?

>>22304 >initial int handicap compensated for >get to enjoy the insane base hp bonus and status effect immunity Sounds like a solid strat

>>22305 >status effect immunity Haha, but what if the enemy uses cold damage? She's got no body heat of her own!

>>22306 Silly anon, if she doesn't have a body heat of her own, that means she doesn't need it. Everyone knows zombies are weak to fire, not cold.

GQuuuuuuX!

Man its hard being a order knight with all these big titty monsters around, that what happened to the good old days of death and destruction from monsters.

loli wyrm small scaled hands ouuhh

>>22309 Don't know anon, even artefact hunting became hard. You have to feed it fish and chips and give ear scratches if you want to know where to go. She also gets mad when I talk to monsters and she one hit combo every encounters, thanks chief goddess, the EXP is shared. Speaking of chief goddess, I don't hear her guidance anymore when I pray and Eros cultists scream at me because I don't "penetrate" the purple holy relic. What kind of weirdo would do that. On the bright side, the bar are great and the food delicious if you can handle having a boner for hours. The relic keeps asking to "help me" with it. It's a trap don't fall for it and keep the hard wood in the pants.

Bat story is at 5900 words. Anyone else working on anything?

>>22312 Practicing art currently. Nothing thread related yet but i've been improving quite well.

>>22313 Good luck with the arduous path you've chosen!

>>22314 You too. Writing is easier but just as hard to master.

>go on survival camping trip out into the snow >can't get any peace due to wendies smelling the steak I'm cooking up for miles

>>22316 Quick way to get coated.

>>22316 >out in the Snowy Regions >eating anything other than boiled broccoli or dry biscuits Hahaha, look at this n00b

>>22312 Painting minis for 40k. It's art, in a way, and it would please a mamono, maybe?.

>>22318 No proteins in a hazardous and cold environment? Do you want to die? The Wendi will feed you raw elk

>>22312 Have been for multiple years at this point. I need to have something more pressing to do, then I'll slack off by writing smut instead. One of them isn't even smut, but you know.

>>22318 get some flat bread and honey butter in there anon

>>22319 Anubis bait.

>>22323 Meh, I hate schedules and I prefer cats.

>>22321 Everything is smut if you have the right attitude.

>>22325 >haku furiously masturbating to anon's prose written in flawless cursive

>>22327 >lawless cursive That's just easy to get off to. Cursive requires a steady hand and years of practice to get to an aesthetic level. Writing in cursive is a slow and methodical process where you carefully place each line. If nothing else, you'll agree that it is beautiful.

>>22319 soon you'll have fairies asking for paint-on clothes because they're perverts, then you'll REALLY be "painting minis"

>>22330 I will not but I can make them tank with eletric motors or Try to enchant a gunpla

>>22330 I paint plamo and that sounds like fun but fairies are generally unappealing.

She can be your angle, or yuor devil

>>22335 Acute angle

>>22312 No change from >>22096 still, but I'll try to squeeze at least a few sentences tonight.

Crossposting to see if there is any interest, but the first part of the CYOA I mentioned a while back is finally posted. >>22339

>>22312 Slowly grinding away at Japanese. Here's hoping I'm good enough to raw-dog the RPG when it comes out. Also I'd like to get better at translation, because when I look back at >>21872, I see that there are things I could've done better. For example, darling seems like a better fit than husband. Directly addressing her fiance as "Husband" makes her sound a bit like an ESL.

>>22342 Basado anon-sama

thinkin bout helldog fluff

>>22344 >not in a rapey mood today Rape hound not working. Maybe you should try turning her off and on again.

>>22346 NTA, but I am VERY good at turning women off.

>>22346 somedays the dog just wants to Netflix and chill and be casual about it, they surely can't be high impact sexual violence all the time

>>22344 the lower fluff, yes

>>22349 Ideally, as soft as the chest fluff

>>22347 >Secret weapon of the Order

>>22346 Sounds like she was never turned on to begin with. I don't know how one manages that, but if he starts running that should solve the issue.

>>22352 OK, think about this, though. MOST of the time you meet a single mamono, she's not your destined waifu. So, like a shitty gacha game, no matter how much you get your hopes up, most ladies are still not gonna be into you, and you'll be disappointed. I actually kind of like that idea, though. It'll be neat to have a cat or a spider sneak up on me for ambush mating.

So would a deep one be like an aquatic wendigo. Also maybe the transformation only shows up when you're in the water since if I remember correctly deep ones only come out of the water when its raining or misty out.

>>22353 that sort of happened in the demo your guy gets jumped by a random werecat but when she gets closer she can tell you're already marked by several other women and passes

>>22353 >>22356 >be fox fucker anon >your singular desire is to, of course, fuck a fox. >move to fox land where all the women are foxy >every time you talk to one, her ears fold down and she she simply says "ah sorry, afraid i cant" >its been a pretty heavy hit on your mood. >you've probably tried talking to thousands of foxes at this point, you're just about ready to kill yourself and let whatever's waiting in the afterlife take you. >as you're contemplating it you hear a knock on your door >you answer it to find... the travel agent that helped you move in >she explains that she thought you were cute, but was too busy and couldn't get to know you properly. so she instead put a pre-emptive mana marker on you >then she says that she realized how cruel it was to just leave you hanging like that, other foxes being too scared to even talk since pre-emptive markers are usually used by nine tails that like to play with their future husband. >so she took the next month off to make it up to you! >all you can manage is an exasperated laugh, how close this all was to being a tragic cautionary tale. >you invite her in, more than happy that she came when she did.

>>22312 Not outside of writing down silly ideas of erotic retellings of the Greek myths in line with the Mamono Lord, because of course they would do that I guess?

>>22353 Just imagine moving to monster land, doing your hardest to score and STILL not getting any action for weeks just for a slime to slurp you into a storm drain when you aren't paying attention. Fate is a funny thing.

>>22359 That's why my take on it is don't bother trying. If the universe wants me to be with a woman it'll happen. In the meantime, there's an Internet in DIRE need of shitposts.

Did somebody say *SHIT POSTS*?

>>21976 Oh how wrong you are, the versatility of a maid is unmatched! >Kiki's vs Shogs >studious maids vs delinquent maids >happy maids vs gloomy and tsun maids >maids who perfer peace vs maids who perfer to clean with power tools >efficient modern maids vs old school craftsmaids >kikis vs shogs >fluffy maids vs smooth maids >idol maids vs stagehand maids >nurturing maids vs coddling maids

>>22362 Thicc maids vs. EXTRA thicc maids

A hoofjob from a balrog could fix a solid 30% of the issues in my life. We could bump that up if she uses them as a reward to encourage good behavior.

>>22362 You forgot one >shy maid vs kinky maid

>>22365 >Maid on the left <Shy <Kinky >Maid on the right <neither shy nor kinky

>>22363 the wider the maid the better in my opinion. i want her EXHAUSTED and ready for cuddles by the time im home.

>>22367 >wider Boy have I got the maid for you!

I hope no monster girl finds my cum blanket.

>>22370 She's gonna chug it anon. Then come for more straight from the source.

>>22370 This but my slut towel(as I named her)

>>22370 Maybe the real monsters were the blankets we came on along the way.

>>22364 This may be haram, but I don't like hooves or paws. That aside, I struggle to think of any problems that encouragement footjobs from a Demon wouldn't help me to overcome.

>>22376 beans though

god damn it that's the last time I leave the fucking TV on, it's the fourth time this month

>>22378 Maybe stop renting VHS rapes from that shady place

>>22379 >VHS rapes Wait a minute...

>>22357 Take some meds frogman, it's not healthy

>>22382 frogman? im not french or into frog girls.

>>22383 Sorry, I thought you were him so you post so openly about suicide. My bad Wisp fox with a tail cage?

>>22362 >kikis vs shogs the most fabricated rivalry since the Cold War, why fight when they can work together?

>>22386 A shog house is not compatible with a kiki. They overlap too much and the goo drive kiki mad

>>22382 >>22384 I recomend you don't mention him, whether or not you think it's him. It's off topic.

>>22388 My bad pimp but it was not malicious. Won't happen again. >>22386 To build hype and keep the maid spotlight on them

How hight "comfy" is on your pyramid of needs?

>>22389 >by creating a rivalry between them and agressively advertising it you cement into people's heads the idea that Kikis and Shogs are the only two options when it comes to maid. I see. How blind have i been until now. Down with the maid academy. We need MAID FREEDOM.

>>22391 Pretty low. I'd say at the base, at max one level above that.

>>22393 So you need comfy to survive? Just like food and water?

>>22394 I thought we were talking about needs in terms of a relationship. I think it should be pretty obvious comfy is on the "Need this to keep sane" tier, which isn't necessary for survival.

>>22395 I wasn't clear enough, but your first interpretation is more interesting than my idea.

>>22391 Honestly? Not very vital, though I'd happily oblige my wife if she wanted to act comfy and it made her happier. I'm more of an intimacy oriented person (not strictly sexual). On the pyramid it would be around the upper levels.

>>22397 Comfort and intimacy come hand in hand. Wouldn't that mean you expect your average intimacy to be uncomfortable if you put one way above the other?

>>22398 I assumed by "comfy" you meant the casual stuff like just doing cute things together, things you see on LN's pic. I need the soulmate stuff, a person I can bond with extremely deep and the surface cute things are not mutually exclusive with that, just not too important to me over sharing a deep emotional bond.

>>22384 its understandable. but alas, foxes are my core desire. when you know for a fact that the literal one thing you want, the thing that has completely screwed over your ability to feel love for humans, is impossible its very easy for the idea to dance upon your mind often. >>22400 >demons slowly agree that they'll all take anon together >right before they can a kiki comes in with some paperwork from eros >very clearly states that anon is only supposed to have one wife, and that wife is HER >"he's MY master and mine alone! you whores couldn't even bond to him if you tried." >two of the demons are angry, two others defeated, and the last just disappointed. >they all shuffle out of the courthouse as kiki goes over to her master, tail wagging and face all ^-^ >the anubis judge is bored, this has happened every time those five bring someone in here. >at least this time the kiki will make sure the place is clean before leaving

>>22400 >your honor, he literally signed his soul away to me (it was registration forms at the DMV) >he practically asked for my hand in marriage (he said good morning and asked how she was doing) >i couldn't get two words in without seeing his visceral lust for my body (it was slightly balmy outside) >anyways, I've already got a positive pregnancy test, so communal laws dictate that he's my property (she marked two strips on with sharpie)

>>22402 >when you know for a fact that the literal one thing you want, the thing that has completely screwed over your ability to feel love for humans, is impossible its very easy for the idea to dance upon your mind often. You put words on something I realized a few months ago. Not the same mamonos, but it's weird to imagine anything else even IRL. >>22401 I see what you mean, it goes too hand in hand to just focus on one point. My question on the pyrmaid was retarded.

>>22403 Demon #1 gets 4 years for false testimony and misuse of administrative position Demon #2 gets 2 years for false testimony Demon #3 gets 2 years for false testimony Demon #4 gets 5 years for forging evidence

>>22405 Years of what?

>>22406 Community service in Anon's house.

>>22402 >when you know for a fact that the literal one thing you want, the thing that has completely screwed over your ability to feel love for humans Luckily I got into monster girls because I had no love for humans in the first place, not the other way around.

>>22407 Oh, that's nice

>>22409 They'd be wearing magical chastity belts and chastity seals over every erogenous zone, so no funny business. Just plain old boring cleaning and other chores.

>>22410 You'd have to bind them in antimagic seals like a mummy then, because they would find ways to get anon to get them off as long as any part of them is exposed to either his touch or his mana.

>>22410 Ok now it's fucked up, jail don't look bad in comparaison

Venomous hebis are not real. Being bitten by a hebi is safe.

>>22413 light purple/pearlescant yan apo? Could go for that.

>>22355 They don't have many similarities. Deep ones would be mermaids that corrupt women into other deep ones through a "sacrifice ritual", and their husbands get some transformations to fit their semiaquatic life. The fully transformed ones would live deep in the sea, and their human-looking spawn or people going through the trasformation would gather in the same town, hiding their features etc.(the whole Innsmouth look thing. I also don't remember the rain part, but it would be fitting, and gives them character. Honestly they are one of the more simple ones to port, considering their whole deal is breeding with humans.

>>22413 So they're constrictors? I'd take a muscle hebi, or rather let her take me.

How would you fluster a chesh-like prankster mamono during office hours?

>>22417 >Pull a "Jim" from The Office prank >Hire a Cheshire to dress like me and claim to BE me at the office all day. >Prep her with my life and backstory to sell the bit >Get my work friends to address her with my name to sell it even more

>>22387 I think the opposite, a shog house where my kiki can reach out anywhere and pull a broom out is the perfect space for her. Together the two can divide and conquer any task, plan and execute the perfect holiday family dinner, and at the end of the day i'm just a freak who likes threesomes where there's two girls.

>>22410 awww but i want to tease them for misbehaving, i wanna pinch their nipples and spank their butts and put vibrators in their holes to keep them on the edge of orgasm but never getting to it until they're reduced to a pile of lewd flesh begging me for release

>>22420 Exactly, i don't think anon understands the purpose of monster maids.

>>22421 They're monster girls so they're stronger and more efficient than a human cleaning service. But mamono are horny weirdos, so you gotta keep them from husband hunting while on the job. The LAST thing you need is to waste their time on BDSM when they've got grout to clean. TL; DR--I bet your house is filthy because you can't stop interrupting your maids.

>>22422 Get 3 maids and switch between. Easy.

>>22422 I will indulge in BDSM related activities during downtime with my maids, and the house will still be clean. I don't see why it would be impossible.

>>22424 >all those Dark Souls/MGE memes Jolly cooperation with Sally...

>>22425 No jolly cooperation, only invades and ganks on low-level mamonos without purpose.

>>22423 >>22424 You fools! This is all a slippery slope to incomplete chores and sexual debauchery run amok!