this sabbath thing isn't what it was made out to be.

would miss haku be made if i used my personal automaton to do my homework?

>>21025 You're the one getting education, not your Automaton. Unless you want to be a subservient househusband dependent on your educated Automaton breadwinner wife, do your homework.

>>21023 I want to feed the chubby ratas in the park peanuts

>>21027 >rfw shes waiting for the guy feeding her to pick her up and take her home(shes free, how can he not?)

>>21024 wdym, lolidom is exactly what I signed up for

That's it, I'm defeating a dragon just so she will stop posting cringe online about how dragons are superior.

Jar roll reversal, now it's the shortstack pixie trapping YOU in the bottle she's filling with breast milk

>>21031 How often do MERE'd dragons post cringe online about human superiority?

>>21033 >Go on 4mon >The /dragon/ thread is just filled with MERE'd dragons posting about human superiority while the non-mere'd post about dragon superiority >"Well, here's a 100 page list of all the things a dragon can do that humans can't" >"LMAO look at this no dick bitch. I'm gonna go suck my husbands cock while he tells me I'm a good girl. Bet you wish you were me" >"Dragons should never lower themselves to sucking some pathetic guys dick! Don't you have any draconic pride left in you?" >"You know what, I'm just gonna beg him to do me in the ass because of that. That's right, BEG! Because that's what dragons are meant to do for humans!"

>>21034 there's a subtle difference to detect malef posting, it's the same as mere'd posting but it says "for us" instead of "for them" at key points

>>21034 > the single cute wyrm who posts bout her and hubbies adventure of collecting rocks > she even names the rocks after what they did

>>21036 I love how deredere wurms are portrayed. Just imagine it… >Nature >Miss Wurm >Picnic basket for lunch >cool rocks

Anal sex with a wurm to shatter her dignity.

>>21037 what i wouldnt give for a simple life with a wurm wife no need for the hustle and bustle of a big city a small town with small little probelms a slow life >>21039 you;d do that with a dragon, a wurm would just look at you funny and say thats the wrong hole, silly billy but still would u let u do it

>Wurm learns to do "that Egyptian style snek dance thing" >Her hip gyrations are entrancing >Also the rumble as her body heaves on the ground is kinda nice. Like you got a vibrating massage chair! I like wurms.

>>21042 wurms are very cute if i were to say they are the cutest dragon subspecies

>>21043 Them or maybe Ryus. Not that anyone has ever met one given all the hebis.

MEOWING MEOWERS MEOWING MEOWFEST: VOLUME MEOW

>come home >phantom wife laying on the couch, re-watching old episodes of ghost adventures >'you got the stuff?' >take out a case of hi-c ecto coolers and put it on the coffee table >flop down onto the couch, passing harmlessly through your wife's body >she giggles, floating up onto you before becoming slightly more corporeal, nestling into a comfortable position >enjoy an evening partaking in your wife's favorite ghost slop (it's your favorite too)

>>21022 >>21012 It was a mamono trying to seduce you in the long run! Please be patient

>>21047 NO! I demand the EXTREME SPEED AND URGENCY of Miss Ushi!

>>21048 If that Ushi chose to polymorph, she must have been very dedicated to the long game. Humor her.

>>21049 I'd absolutely humor her.

>>21039 All monsters require anal sex to get properly tamed

>>21051 How's pegging ME going to tame HER?

Mrs. Vampire, what time is it?

>>21054 Whitehorn horns are for CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS! >Garland >lights >tinsel >ornaments >A cat who simply will NOT stop climbing around in there no matter HOW MUCH you try to get her to stop.

>>21023 Did that anon finush his werebat don quixote story?

>>21057 Considering he said "sometime this summer maybe" when asking for suggestions, he's probably just getting started.

If you married a troll are there any plants you'd ask her to grow on her body for you? I was thinking that it'd be cute to have a little bonsai growing out of a troll's head, doubly so if it were a fruit-bearing variety.

LN showed up on /jp/ and I feel blessed to have seen Trolls drawn by him.

>>21047 Being betrayed is a deal breaker.

>>21060 >Not only Orc but Troll as well He's truly is a blessing

>>21059 >loli troll with sunflower as tall as she is sticking out the top of her head >troll with a topiary afro. She likes to cut it in weird shapes sometimes >troll who loves serving you tea. It has a strange but pleasant taste. She blushes when you ask where she got the tea leaves from >ojou-sama troll but instead of drill hair she has two banana bunches hanging off her head >drug dealer troll. She's Chesh's catnip supplier

>>21047 >get tricked and backstabbed and stalked by kuno(s) for months >start to treat everyone you meet with suspicion and loudly call out "I KNOW YOU'RE THERE" alone in your home >10% of the time it actually works and the little old lady/mysterious noise in your kitchen growls and runs off

>>21066 i however, will say "must have been the wind" and return to my patrolling pattern

>>21060 Those are some cute trolls.

>>21067 >the wind in question:

>>21047 <"There's no other way. Hold tight, Anon!" >your companion grabs onto you and some kind of massive fleshy cocoon rapidly grows over the two of you >the soldiers watch in confused terror as a 300 foot sandworm appears out of nowhere and just as quickly disappears into the ground <"I'm sorry Anon, I just wanted to have a romance like a normal girl. People think we're just monsters but we're not."

>>21041 >you;d do that with a dragon Anal is the worst possible humiliation for a Malef. You foil her evil plan of hijacking your bloodline and just use her for your own pleasure like a cheap shitty toy I am

>>21060 These are very cute, but i have no idea what's going on in the fifth pic.

>>21074 Wurmy gets punched but is impervious to blunt force trauma

>>21074 will splice everything together in a bit

>>21077 What was she trying to say. I read "Hey, it's TR... >>21078 Oh ok

P'orcs are already cute in their natural state, but a nice makeover brings out their beauty even more. Just a little lipstick makes a difference!

>>21080 >>21081 Baka

>>21060 Trolls are so hot

Imps are good girls!

Imps are smug brats who will mock you and steal your power for themselves. Do not engage.

>>21087 No, imps are cute ladies who are happy to spend time with you. I don't mind a woman who is smug because she has me. In fact, I would love that!

This is terrible! The pope died! I came as soon as I heard the news!

>>21060 Having a P'orc and a Troll is the only way I would engage in polygamy, or maybe one is my big sister and the other is my auntster so it doesn't count as cheating

>>21089 >The pope died! I came as soon as I heard the news! Weird fetish, but all right.

>>21081 P'orcs are criminally underrated.

>>21092 They already get a bunch of attention, so i don't know what makes you think that.

>>21093 Eh, I think they get SOME attention, but they're not like cats or foxes or whatnot. They're not in the top tier. Maybe Anon thinks they should be getting THAT much attention! That's how I feel about Ushis, after all.

>>21092 Not really, they got a huge spotlight during the Shadow of War release and it was great

>>21090 Meaty Orc onee-san and homely housewife style Troll auntster

>>21089 Oh Carlos

>>21093 >>21095 Yeah, they get some attention, but it's not like they're hogging it and they could use more.

>>21096 >Shadow of War That was 8 years ago.

>>21099 >>21095 Maybe you should post more about them then.

>>21095 No mofu unlike kots and vixens

>>21092 Where's the appeal, though. The high orcs I can understand, but regular Porcs? They have no interesting features like mofu, scales, wings etc. and pigs aren't exactly the most appealing of animals either.

>>21101 So I know they have a feral image, but civilized P'orcs would be nice to have around. They're team players so they could get things done, and they're soft and adorable. >>21102 H'orcs have some mofu, even if not a lot.

>>21103 got that mob appeal

>>21104 Not enough when competing against this or this

>>21103 I fell for porcs after I read those greentext stories about a warband of porcs serving dark wizard anon who just wants to farm vegetables in peace instead of pillaging the locals

>>21106 p'orcs are great because it's a horde of soft squishy idiots that either kidnap you or devotedly serve you, depending on how well you can fight. It's peak performance when you think about it.

>>21108 Appeal of dominant p'orcs is understated, though I'd hope for a horde that is into gentle femdom.

You know your P'orc horde loves you when they share with you truffles they find.

>>21113 thats because theyre aphrodisiacs, theyre trying to get you in the mood

>>21113 Everyone knows that pigs are not good to find truffles, you can't stop from eating it, unlike dogs.

very busy but I can fit in some splices

>>21116 >>21074 4 (You) right that'll have to do for now, gotta get back to work

Now splice Cheshire DNA into an Ushi!

>>21116 >>21117 oh forgot to mention I also plan to formally splice together the recent Mamono Magi posts I kinda want to splice together a bit "lore" post at some point but there's currently not enough at the moment

>>21118 You're a mad man but I'm interested in your idea.

>>21118 >10 tonne joker teleports above you

>>21121 Imagine the hon hon sounds when you press her boobs

>>21122 Honk honk*

>>21122 >mime chesh ushi

>>21124 >honk honk >look up >10 tones of love falling towards u >fucking french monsters >cant just ask you out or grab and rape u like a normal monster girl

>>21104 The office p'orc is fine, but what about a whole team of p'orc construction workers. They make great use of both their teamwork and their natural strength. And also they smell like bacon when they get cooked under the sun.

>>21122 finally, French bogies with bush using invisible walls/furniture to smush you against her big mime titties

I'm going to commit tax evasion in MGC, surely nothing bad will happen.

>>21128 you've earned the 'Nuki's admiration and will now be subject to various underhanded ploys to make you dependent on her

>>21125 Basé gai chatreignée

Being sleep deprived will actually lower your resistance to charm spells, as your body will naturally fall for the thick thighed dragon, confusing them for pillows.

>>21132 what about big thick dragon tail?

>>21133 Sound tasty but not comfy

>>21134 Sir, please don't eat the dragons tail. Unless you're doing it to establish dominance, then please do. It grows back in 1-2 weeks

>>21135 Is it painless? I want to dominate a malef but not hurt her

>>21134 I mean it depends if the tail has a soft underside with minimal scales or not, dragon tsuns will often say you're not good enough for their thighs and let you lay on soft squishy undertail anyways

>>21136 It's more embarrassing than painful. It falls off on its own if you scare them enough.

>>21139 stupid 'mere lizard, thanks I will try it out by BOOing her

>>21140 I think trying to WOO her is more effective in the long run.

>Inari Cheshire >Cheshoundicore

>>21141 That's scary and hard, I don't know how to do that

>>21116 Wind turbines kill millions of bats every year this isn't funny

>>21143 have you tried existing near a monster? that usually does it

>>21142 WHO IS SPLICING ALL THIS CHESH???

>>21143 For malefs the best way is to dress up like a knight and tell her you've come to slay her.

>>21146 Me and my wife, we're doing the greatest of all prank, soon it will be all ches

>>21146 It all started with one evil maniac injecting his Echidna wife with chesh DNA

I think you should stick to injecting your DNA into your Chesh.

>>21145 I'm going to go adventure. Make a lot of money And then settle down to run a holstaur dairy.

>>21143 Just give her The Look.

>>21152 You mean the >I want to make the fuck with you look?

>>21152 >>21153 The Me Gusta face or just start copying Rick Astley's dance moves

>>21154 >>21153 This?

>>21155 No, that's just the retard cat face.

>>21157 It's okay Cheshie, you're special.

chesh wyrm ushi

We've been trolled...

>>21160 I'm just glad we can finally get trolled in LNverse.

>>21159 Too much raw power piloted by a retarded mind

congratulation Anon. you've been selected to be included, effective immediately, in this months issue of Summ-Mons Catalogue! please answer this post with your preferred summoning catalyst and ritual circle pattern if you do not specify this within 24 hours, then our automaton team will select one based on your browsing data(curtesy of Ratacorp LLC)

>>21163 I have no idea about the effects of the circle patterns, but I intend to make it with whey powder.

>>21163 A custom-made 28mm chesh, a dumbbell, a feather duster, and a homemade pierogi (failed) The circle would be a kot into a kiki into kot into a kiki... painted with purple and grey paints. I'm fishing for double catch

>>21163 This is actually a really difficult question and should not be taken lightly. For examle, if I use jalapeno flavored potato chips (to summon a spicy girl) and make the pattern a look like a baseball field (for athleticism), do I summon a Salamander in this manner?

>>21164 I think the post is referring to mons summoning you.

>>21167 I though that too but after rereading, it seems like it's about summoning your beloved

>>21167 Hahaha oh wow I completely read the post wrong too, it's kinda obvious now that I reread

>>21168 >>21169 I'm confused, which is it?

got time so I'll splice up the other LateNights real quick >>21160 hey man give me a moment >>21159 the unstoppable joke

>>21170 >you've been selected to be included This implies you're the one being summoned since you're in the catalogue

>>21167 Okay, that's actually considerably harder in a way. Whey powder doesn't fit me, but I think I'll stick with it because it's what my preferred summoner probably has on hand. The pattern should be something easy to draw, might help to put specific text to differentiate it from others. "pls gentle femdom deredere" should be enough.

>>21173 I see why you would think that, but reading the rest of the post it doesn't make much sense, especially reading the spoiler, which kind of implies an automaton looking at your browsing history to device a summoning ritual to summon you based on your preferences.

>>21167 >>21168 the intention is very much for your monfu to summon you, but we can still wotk with these. >>21165 we simply make this one require either Kiki or Cheshire mana and have the first 2 of either species create a permanent 2-way portal, enjoy the endless shenanigans of your 2 polar opposite wives. >>21166 i doubt many salamanders buy this magazine... maybe we do a collaboration with knights gone wild?

>>21172 >>21175 Said nothing, I'm really dumb. >>21176 >we simply make this one require either Kiki or Cheshire mana and have the first 2 of either species create a permanent 2-way portal, enjoy the endless shenanigans of your 2 polar opposite wives. PERFECTION!

>>21178 She can be your princess.

>>21178 It's true! This is their natural habitat!

>>21163 Okay let's try this again. The summoning pattern must be a recreation of the chart representing Booth-Chatman's model of nested narrators/audiences within a work of fiction. At the far ends should be placed a copy of Lord of the Rings and Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance respectively. If this circle doesn't get me, it will at least get someone like me but with a higher luck stat

>>21163 >one cup of hot black coffee required as offering >candles used must be peppermint scented >ritual only works on rainy days or if it has recently snowed

>>21182 this anon is going to be accidentally summoned by a demon during her usual routine bathtub masturbation session.

>>21183 I doubt either of them will mind.

>>21163 If said kiki and chesh want to summon me they need a bottle of myrthe, a cigar and an aniki figma from the original series The circle is free form but must be made in unison without communication by a chesh and a kiki and needed to be made with wine

>>21163 >>21163 they would need to put some armor around the circle as well as sword in the style of a 15th cnetury knight >get summoned by a mega history autist monster girl >haku, phantom, wight, or dragon girl

>>21186 >get summoned by a mega history autist monster girl or some brat borrowing their dads old set...

got time for another splice

>>21163 >Free choice of soft drink in the middle >At least 3 high quality videogames (or porn games) that she has played recently >Candles between the games along the edge and can be substituted with electric candles or lava lamps if needed.

>>21188 That's a good one, I'm saving it

>>21188 did you miss this one? or did you refrain because its too lewd?

>>21187 >get summoned by brat >you are now the first party member of the brat summoner >also her first friend >time to surmount the toughest fight yet >boredom

>>21191 might be somewhere in my ever growing backlog

I am going to _ a demon

>>21194 Kidnap

>>21194 get mooned by

>>21193 speaking of which why don't I NOT add another entry to it

>>21197 >>21188 kuuderes are the best.

>>21198 Kuuderes are at their cutest when they're determined to show you they love you.

gotta say it kinda weird to trawl real far back in the archive and see LateNight be called the new guy

>>21201 now that makes me curious of the first thing LN ever post to 4chan

>>21202 I don't know, but I just looked and the earliest drawing of his I could find predates /mgt/'s move to /jp/, and he already had the nickname back then so it wasn't his first. https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S9734205#p9755108

imagine a peaceful village life of growing up in a monster village getting up to hijinks like stealing ms trolls pies, pushing the holsts over, slapping cenatur asses, and the like. evenutally meeting a cute girl, going on awkard yet cute dates, doing stupid little things, sleeping hugging each other, and eventually marrying and having a nice big family

>>21151 it's a living

>>21204 Marry a sandworm and you can have a nice big family with only one kid!

>>21206 but id like to have neighbors where we do cookouts together

>>21207 And you can! Sandy is a big, BIG bug girl, so she'd be all about a cookout. It's just your "house" would be the big wooden door over the hole in the ground you live in. Plus a garage for your inevitable mid-life crisis car.

Why does this thread basically DIE before it's even dark out? Y'all motherfuckers need caffeine.

>>21188 Oh hey, I remember writing that greentext.

>>21212 Isn't it cool when that happens? SplicerAnon saved one of mine this way, too.

>>21211 European website. We need to find a way to increase our overseas audience.

>>21213 Definitely a neat thing to see happen. Makes remembering the good times better.

>>21214 I wonder if the childhood friend they ganged up on would be an edgelord with a mardi gras mask as well

>>21188 >10 years later

>>21188 Hope you find the story behind this one too, splicenon. LNs protokikis are great

>>21218 Ears go up, my interest goes up! Simple as.

Taking a bath with your wife? ❎ Try taking a bath in your wife ✅

Oh, right, y'all have emojis here, while 4chan proper doesn't. 🍆💦 <--Chesh bait

>>21223 milfs become felonies upon entering the tub

>>21223 we need more dorome

>>21218 think I might already have that one in my backlog, I'll have a look later today

You can't just dump Slime outside, you know.

>>21234 well where am i meant to put it then?

>>21235 One of those inflatable kiddy-pools

>>21236 Big purr and big snuggles

>>21236 This pink chesh is sus

>>21237 >keeps demanding a bigger pool

>>21239 What was it

>>21240 Can Slimes be added to ordinary swimming pools? Can Slimes filter impurities from the water? Does chlorine in the water bother them?

>>21241 I think she's an alp too

>>21242 she can absorb all the micro plastics and spit out a funkpop for you

weird chesh day?

>>21244 I don't like those, I'm gonna teach my Slime how to make wargame miniatures and sexy figmas of various anime characters.

>>21247 Smart, a perfect 3D printer

>>21247 >and sexy figmas of various anime characters. she'll print nothing but figurines of herself

>>21247 You could make kid toys, it will be a booming business in a post-portal world.

There's an abnormal amount of wargamer enthusiasts in this thread. The 'nubis will be happy.

>>21252 >introduce her to campaign for north africa >never heard from again

>>21253 Right, so first we calculate the fuel costs for the flight...

>>21254 Driver her mad by asking why the dreadnoughts look like a boat and not a big mech

>>21252 Wargames and other TTs used to be the nerdy norm before vidya came around. As you can imagine, the average age of this thread is around 35.

>>21256 nta but I'm soon to be 25, I discovered the /jp/ thread through /tg/, if I'm not the only one, that's also an explanation

>>21256 I'm 32, I'm still young...

>>21258 Can vixens be trusted with alcohol?

>>21259 Drunk mamono get very touchy and needy. Up to you if that's a benefit or not.

>>21260 What if we're both drunk as a quince? Nothing bad happened between drunk buddies.

>>21261 It's just going to end up as a mess, and not in a good way. One of you is going to vomit at the other and you'll both fall asleep on a bush while trying to get back home on foot.

>>21262 That sounds alright; it's better than doing it alone. Not very romantic, but a good bonding experience when you have to help her wash the mofu.

>Drinking at a tiki bar managed by a chill manticore on a tropical island >Watching colourful harpies flying around and flirting with tourists

>>21264 Sure, but then she's going to be so embarrassed she will exile herself into some zipangu jungle never to be seen again and you will have to embark in an adventure if you ever want to see her again.

>>21266 >Passion, drama, drinks, and a trip to Zipangu A perfect mix and nice story in the making to tell to our children

>>21204 Post-mortem maybe, it's a little bit late now

>>21268 Wisp propaganda.

>>21269 No, not suicide, but after a normal life, when/if you reincarnate in MGE, you can live that life.

okay campers, suggest a bird for the next image of the harpy beach arc!!!

>>21271 Kiwi

>>21271 Wood grouse

>>21271 Black cormorant

>>21271 condor

>>21214 I need to find a recipe for stretchy meat and stay up all night to lure Wendis.

>>21271 Secretary bird please.

>>21271 Penguin

>>21258 Fox hags only deserve one thing

>>21271 Pelican!

i want to put a wyvern feeder outside of my small house in the outskirts of dragonia and see all the cute wyverns that will appear

>>21279 Ew she's fat

>>21281 >The wyvern feeder is just a buffet of MEAT Anon, you are in DANGER.

>>21279 Yes, but the Danukis wont allow it

>>21283 no way, they are like tiny no taller than my waist for some reason

>>21281 I don't know about leaving fresh meat outside. People leave fatty meat for tits (the birds) but it's in winter and they don't eat that much. Beef jerky should work, but do you have enough for all of them?

>>21286 im a hunter who dresses and butchers his kills and live alone so i can spare a few ribs

>>21279 Why are the pregnant pics always foxes? where's the representation for the other 90% of monsters? Why is it always them?

>>21288 Have a preggo Manticore! She's not a pervert.

>>21288 Because men can't help themselves around foxes.

>>21289 Subcore, best core

>>21291 Manticores actually got me into monster girls. BUT I would prefer a gentle femdom manticore who really, really likes cuddles. Because I am a SLUT for aggressively cuddly cats.

>>21291 what about the mainframe core?

>>21293 Modern 'cores don't really do a "mainframe" thing--what is this, the 1970s?

>>21292 >I am a SLUT for aggressively cuddly cats. >alas anon never did get a 'core, however he was a big hit at the (real) cat cafe

Honestly, same as you but replace femdom with maledom, cuddles are above everything else.

>>21288 I've seen pregnant kikis, lizards and cows. I want a pregnant lich

>>21296 >>21292

>>21288 They're overrepresented in general. >>21297 >I want a pregnant lich Got one here, I'm sure there were more of these.

>>21299 Lich in a suit is nice but I want one of these half naked dumbass nerds awkwardly floating around with a pregnant belly

>>21289 Wait, manticore milking is on factory level. Why? Who buys Manticore's milk?

>>21288 Inari no ookami is, among other roles, a goddess of fertility in Japan. It's pretty fitting that foxes be depicted as pregnant, honoring their goddess.

>>21301 Manticore moms who have trouble with their own milk production? It's more common than you think IRL. You can 100% sell breast milk to people.

>>21288 We need more loli pregnancy Undead pregnancy is fine too

>>21297 >>21299 Creation of new (un)life is a miracle.

>>21300 ALL mamono look amazing in business suits. It's a great look and I'm glad Helltaker exists. THAT BEING SAID, I really appreciate that Liches tend to dress exclusively in magical items that give them benefits and literally nothing else. >Magic cloak >Staff / Scythe >Weird bits and bobs of jewelry and whatnot That "you might see some boobies!" at any second vibe really gets me going.

>>21305 glorious, thanks

>>21305 Imagine a Zombie giving birth to a healthy boy

>>21303 Were the bdsm gears necessary in the milk production?

>>21310 The process requires it for safety reasons.

>>21311 >>21310 Yeah, that's OSHA-compliant bdsm gear.

From milkeress to milked

>>21313 oh how the turns table

MGE is just soft disclosure, they are here already.

>>21316 If only...

>get claimed by a creepy Bicorn >really gets off to the idea of you getting dominated >one day she gathers your harem >Ogre, Minotaur, Jinko, Hellhound >they're all ripped and easily taller than you >the Bicorn has a sadistic grin on her face <Yeah, that's the look I expected, you little bitch >the muscle monsters take an issue with this >they signed up for rough sex, but not for bullying >they take your side and decide the Bicorn needs to be taught not to be so mean >they tie her up and encourage you to put her in her place with your dick >(they still want the rough sex with you, but promise they won't make it demeaning)

>>21315 Lactomancy is the strongest magic in Hagville

>>21305 >anon goes with pregnant Lich wife to the hospital for her check up >he smiles listening to the (lack of) heartbeat of their daughteru inside Lich's belly

>>21320 how do phylacteries work with lich kids? are they born with it or pick one later?

>>21321 They have to make one. It's a coming of age tite of passage

>>21277 For right now have this ancient image i drew a long while ago.

>>21323 She looks very old and i like that about her.

>>21319 what if I use it to control the milk?

>>21325 The milk must flow.

This is a nice contract ms demon, but why am I referred to as a synonym to "chair" every other sentence?

>>21327 its how demons sometimes refer to their clients. dont worry about it.

>>21327 You're being offered a position of chairman? Sounds like a very beneficial contract to me.

>>21326 Dairy Gaizah

monster girl with guns

>>21331 What about several small monstergirl all working togwther to shoot a really big gun?

>>21331 Monstergirls with sci-fi guns? yes I know that's not where the cycron fires from

>>21163 >circle drawn with some kind of cooking related powder. sugar is fine, but something chocolaty works best. >all candles lit with soul fire >a single tuft of FRESH fox fur in the center of the circle >ritual activated with fox mana now the most important thing is that the caster herself must be pretty hefty or else it'll fail.

I just finished The Big O and now I want a Dorothy Automaton

>>21331 YES

>>21331 Ittan-momen loaded into a t-shirt cannon

>>21218 >>21233 alas anon this appears to be the source https://warosu.org/jp/thread/16362326#p16370720 and the link doesn't work any more either

>>21331 Why do they need a gun?

>>21341 Bitches love cannons

>>21342 Not wrong but I don't trust to aim properly with a machine gun or anything bigger, even less if they have big meaty/fluffy paws

monster girl with chrome

>>21341 Because guns are cool.

>>21343 I seem to recall a picture of a minotaur with a minigun, firing away with her eyes closed and mouth screaming

Sure, monsters make fun of us for getting captured by cookies, but are we going to pretend it isn't 10x easier the other way around? Go ahead, bake a little treat for your reindeer neighbor. Just a gift between acquaintances. Top them with some platonic salted caramel in the last 3 minutes of the bake. See who shows up in full horse armor and a icicle lance when you get kidnapped by wendigos.

>>21347 If you want to be cheeky to canine monsters, bake cookies in the shape of bones.

>>21163 >Evening but not late night ritual >Summoning circle made from fine chalk and some form of blue drink mix >In the center there will be a "legal contract" (a succ/deem wife wishlist), a glass of cream, a bottle of wine and a cookbook >I'll do some additional research and wear some out on the town clothing while doing the ritual, probably get some better cologne too. I dunno how2summon but hopefully that gets my intent across.

>>21341 they hunting humans using their pappies remington 700 all slick like liekt hem operator folks

>>21350 I want to hunt mamono

>>21326 Milk is power, those who control the milk control the universe

>>21353 Shy milklewd

>>21326 it do be doin' that

Spiral staircase Rhinocesor beetle Desolation Row Fig tart Rhinoceros beetle Via Dolorosa Rhinoceros beetle Singularity point Giotto Angel Hydrangea Rhinoceros beetle Singularity point Secret emperor

>>21358 BEHOLD! THE TIME OF HEAVEN HAS COME! THE SUMMONING RITUAL HAS BROUGHT ABOUT THAT WHICH WILL GRAND ME HAPPINESS!

>>21347 >Bake some cookies >Give some of them to your demon neighbor >later angels come down and kidnap you in order to "purge you of your sins" >Demon has to go on a quest to save you (and make sure she's the one who steals your virginity)

>>21360 FUND IT

gonna spike MGC's water supply with chaotic polymorphine

I don't know why, but I have a feeling I can trust a Thunderbird to safely deliver my mail.

>>21362 There's probably at least two dozens of various groups dumping funny stuff into MGC's water supply, I don't think anyone will even notice one more compound.

>>21365 Bubble Slimes working in the water purification plant deserve so much respect. I can understand they don't meet people much though, since raging mushroom extract and various potions getting dumped in the water take a toll on them.

>>21271 Passenger Pidgeou Zombie Harpy, back from the dead to try and find a mate to eventually reintroduce her species back into the wild.

Hag body goes boing boing boing

I wanna be that old knight that the monster girl adventuring party meets and wonders what my story only to find out that im just disllusiioned

MGC has rolled a new rehabilitation program and, as you're still single, you have been chosen to participate and are not allowed to refuse. You've been assigned as a companion to a monster girl with a criminal record. Your task is to make sure she doesn't turn to crime again; you are given free rein on your methods so long as they yield results and are not illegal themselves. What's her species, what did she do, and what is your plan? https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/ I rolled Tsurara-onna with a couple counts of vandalism. Most of her shenanigans didn't leave lasting damage like freezing fountains, but the authorities considered the line crossed with things like encasing parking meters in solid ice. I think encouraging her to do art like ice sculpting should help her deal with her issues that drive her to do this.

>>21369 I must admit, if a monster hag whipped out her titties right in front of me I doubt I would resist the urge to grab or motorboat

>>21372 Unicorn arrested for destroying forestry equipment. I don't know what they expected but I'm jumping on her back and riding off into the forest and together we're going to destroy even more forestry equipment.

>>21372 Pharaoh arrested after being found guilty of grand conspiracy, possession of non-self produced venom on a large scale, and hostage taking. One of those rare pharaoh of the moon found out to be planning to overthrow the government body of mgc and implement her own rule after screaming about "returning to tradition". Her co-conspirstor apophis is still at large. I uh, I'm kinda in over my head here. Am I expected to be a sacrifice to calm her down?

>>21373 You know what the hags say: "when in doubt whip them out"

>>21376 There are old monsters and there are bold monsters, but there are no old and bold monsters.

>>21377 >Write Fairy is old >And her writing is BOLD So you're wrong

>>21376 Them big ears, right? Whip out them big ol' ears?

what monster would be the best to have as your squire

>>21380 Centaur is a pretty obvious choice. I think Cyclops would do well too because she knows how to maintain your equipment and is strong enough to help you carry your burdens.

>>21380 A Troll obviously, she can carry a lot of weight and has excellent cooking and house chore skills

>>21372 >werebat cool I'll write something later

>>21380 Imp! An imp in a cute little outfit. She'll help out and cheer you on! Also, she'll cook you stuff over the campfire.

>>21384 acute imp in a ill fitting suit of armor

>>21385 Also acceptable! Imps are always cute, though.

>>21372 >Echidna Charged with building without a permit because she did not understand how much paperwork goes into constructing a dungeon. Three times actually she managed to mess up the paper work. I have no doubt if I explain and work through the red tape filled process with her she can get approval build the dungeon she wants. Probably.

>>21377 >t. man who has never been buried under oni hag ass

Good morning, Europe! Breakfast with mamono will be interesting, if they ever deign to grace us with their presence.

>>21393 I think waking up at 4AM might be more unhealthy than living with a Devil Bug.

>>21395 It's 6am and it's a perfect time to wake up if you don't want to be late at your wageslave job. I want to sleep

>>21393 She gets her breakfast, I don't have to deal with morning wood. Not bad of a deal, to be honest.

>Arms need to be strong enough to fly her and the hubby >Legs need to be strong enough to keep hubby in place without the use of hands Why do people see regular dragons as the muscle girls again?

>>21371 Things are hard for old knights nowadays since there isn't any real monsters left to fight anymore.

>>21399 all dragons are muscle girls

>>21400 They're no point in fighting, we're useless.

>>21400 >>21403 Humans were the real monsters all along, we must become panties

>>21404 Honestly, death is a preferable outcome, better to end a hero than whatever that is

>>21404 I'd rather become the coat instead of the panties, that I'd still have some of my ego intact.

>>21406 If you had ego, you wouldn't end up like that

>>21405 Hon hon hon shut the fuck up

>>21405 Well that's a quick way to become intertwined with either a wisp or a angel.

>>21408 How do you get a childhood friend's romance without a reset? I think I badly express myself but if you become a old men it's maybe better to retry next life.

>>21407 I don't know becoming so large you can manhand your wife easily like a toy sounds more like a ego boost to me.

>>21408 I'm not a frog.

>>21411 Is it you or the chaos body in control? They're no answer, everyone has his own opinion. Either you like chaos transformation or you hate it, no middle ground.b

>>21414 I am all of me.

>>21414 the shog one is pretty easy to ignore. doesn't affect your daily life much unless you take a javelin to the chest or something

>>21416 Well at least the order can't kill you that easily if they do find you, probably unsettle them though.

>>21402 oh yeah? then explain the fat tub of tail lard lounging in my bed

>>21417 Always wear a yellow pajama and a BK crown

>>21420 King in yellow?

>>21419 youre suppose to eat it

>>21421 Yup but the anon's homemade one

>>21423 That feels like it should be a meme art already where a shog watches her husband put on that silly costume.

>>21424 I can try to Ms paint it after work but I will need a reminder in 12 hours

>Taking a wonderful vacation to Carcosa with my wife. >Watching the black stars dance around the spires behind the moon. >Sitting at Lake Hali as the twin suns disappear beyond its waves. >Dancing in the Court of the King in Yellow and meeting the King herself during the festivities. I cannot recommend it enough, Anons. It is a terribly romantic city.

>>21426 It would be magnificent and really alien. HP Lovecraft wrote some really interesting city during his third phase (when he focused more on dreams). I would also be really interested in a chaos werecat since they were really important in the world of dreams (chesh but chaos?)

>>21428 The Abyss + Wonderland, you're a mad man anon that the thread of reality can't take that much chaos power.

Did someone say Lovecraftian Chesh?

>>21428 >The most known kind of Dreamlands cats are the cats of Ulthar. They are essentially a collective entity. As more and more of them congregate, they get smarter and their magical abilities increases. Sounds like they would be some type of harem monster where many would attach to you, so they would probably be something like the nightgaunt just multipled over.

>>21431 Wait, I remember rats that worked like this in Planescape Torment!

>>21429 - x - = + It will be alright, don't worry >>21430 Would >>21431 The cheshpit but following you everywhere, a mix of shog and nightgaunt but the Dreamlands cats are a ghostlike coat always hugging you

>>21433 >coat always hugging you The abyssal stress relief blanket.

>>21430 choccshire

>>21436 Someone needs to make a choccy milk chesh image.

Now that I think about it, a sassy black chesh would be too much for my nerves

>playing videogames late at night >hear a loud thump on the window, like a bird just flew into it >or maybe a bat at this time of night >go to investigate >concussed vampire lying on the ground outside

>>21439 Don't let her in anon

>>21439 Now the question is whether she needs glasses or is wurmbrained.

>>21440 >Take unconscious vampire in. >Put her on the sofa wrapped in blankets >Give her a goodnight kiss What's the worse that could happen.

>>21444 She has to eat ALL the garlic heads

>>21089 I heard about the Pope, but only came after the nice Nun with the fox ears and tails helped me.

>>21443 maybe she was just binging on garlic bread

>>21444 Humiliating a vamp like that is hardcore

>>21375 she says she wants to "return to tradition" so you should return to tradition with her and tell her, in your most commanding voice, to get back to the kitchen and fix up a pair of sandwiches

>>21399 Nobody thinks of dragons as muscle girls. Dragons are hikki neets with money.

>>21448 It's been known to happen! https://files.catbox.moe/uivlvy.png

>>21452 I don't mind taking a dragon of she accepts that she's just mere' liaard

>>21454 Lizard

>>21454 You misspelled, now you will be raped by 10,000 stinky dragons.

>>21457 Anon, let's be real. As soon as you get to dragon #2, they're just going to out-tsundere each other, and by the time you get to dragon #10,000, they're going to be at each other's throats for thousands of perceived insults. Anon is never going to score at that rate. Basically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2q0T7QXETs

>>21452 How can she be a stinky neet if lizards don't sweat?

>>21459 Her "treasure hoard" is just piles of empty fast food containers.

>>21457 No if she tries that I will call my wurm friends

The projection is strong in this thread.

>>21462 smelly neet losers were made for each other

>>21462 I'm a engineer wageslave, being a NEET is an unachievable dream.

Finally Friday my dear anons, tonight we dine with our auntsters and tomorrow we deal with the consequences of incestual mistakes

>>21465 >mistakes No such thing, there's a reason why the word cousin has "sin" in it

>>21462 No, sadly, I am tsundere myself.

tsundere dragon auntster who does the opposite of what she says

>>21465 >the consequences of incestual mistakes that comes later

trying not to get accidentally incinerated by the two dragons fighting over which of them saw you first

>>21466 It contains "coin" too.

i wanna go to dragonia and see a nerd convention

hatter using you as a seat

>>21472 >Deonora cosplaying as Deonora to pretend she's a random nerd, hoping to finally get dicked

>>21470 You can stop this stupid fight by jumping in the fire and praying really hard

>>21472 Gosh, me too. Need me a cute nerd.

>>21475 Like in the Pokémon movie?

>>21478 Yup but a lich will be needed, not a big price if you get two dragons for free

>>21465 We can desl with that later We can simply fool around and have fun jntil her belly gets round, big and kicks from time to time

>>21481 What's the thing on the right?

>>21483 Buddhist prayer beads

>>21483 Dango

>>21485 >latest street food hit at MGC, dango in suspicious shapes >also simultaneously ero shops are raking it in selling dango-themed colorful anal beads

best milk maids need me a milk maid need a maid that can make milk

>>21487 Ask Baba Yaga politely and ye shall recieve

>>21488 nah im stealing an old maid

My ideal maid: a dommy mommy.

cross post time

>>21489 >try to steal an old maid >she promptly flips you over her shoulder and lays you out >"I will serve a respectable master, not some random street thug that assails old ladies" fear the old bird in a career where most meidos get hired young.....

>>21491 Need catbug

>>21491 Retire to the boudoir and help a gal molt?

>>21488 this one did inspire that hellmilk comm I got i don't usually post, I like it but people say the face is too man-ish

>>21495 meant for >>21487

>>21492 teach a maid to teach me judo

>>21492 >anon gets careless while exploring and activates an Old Bird automaton

>>21493 The skin thief chesh?

>>21372 >Arachne She had been convicted of hair theft after going on a cutting spree in the Kej district. Suffice to say, this program was the other alternative, aside for prison for life and going completely bald for life. I keep her at arms length, and the only scissors in the house are inside a safe only i know the combination of. She can only go outside in bondage gear, with her hands tied behind her back and her legs tied so that she can't run away from me. I can see her become uneasy whenever she sees a monster with nice hair, but a quick tug of the ropes takes away her attention again. She's also taking therapy(normal, not the tentacles in brain kind) regularly, turns out she has an osession with using someone's hair to make the perfect dress. To help her with that, we agreed that i let my hair grow and let her take care of it. She gets really giddy whenever we shower together, but hasn't gone further than that, which is a sign the sessions are working.

>>21483 Hag workout equipment

>>21492 imma try again i will steal and have my way with this old maid

play an epic prank on your kiki! >drug her evening meal with sleeping pills >out like a light >move all her stuff to your room and yours to hers >change all the decorations in the house to her tastes >replace all the photos and paintings >dress her in fancy silk pyjamas >tuck her into bed >next morning but on a butler outfit >tell her its "time for mistress to wake up" >rapidly move her along with her morning, give her no chance to ask questions >cook her breakfast >have her bathed and dressed >inform her she has high tea to attend to (her friends whom you've roped into the joke) >cook, clean and discuss the various business of a lady such as herself >mix sleeping pills into her dinner >swap everything back >next morning bring her breakfast in bed and tell her about the really bad fever she had the other day

>>21504 Smokehobo behaviour.

i wanna have an old tusndere kiki who says how foolish i am for asking her to wear the ill fitting magical girl outfit but does it anyways while embarassed

>>21506 >tusndere

>>21505 You wanna go full smokehobo, you become a butler to an old single vampire or wight and pretend you've been working for her for years. >>21506 I'm sure it actually fits her perfectly and she looks very cute wearing it.

>>21507 im going to rape ms haku retarded

>>21508 I wonder how mamono, used to hostility towards them, would when they hear that some people here would go as far as to gaslight them just to be with them.

>>21510 I know they're memed hard as dorks, but dragons and vampires deserve honest affection that they're not used to.

>>21511 >watch dragon maid >demand dragon wife let you give her old school dragon form a bath with the garden hose and big sponges, like a car >she blushes furiously the whole time, but positively SHINES when you’re done!

Vampires are the worst, most boring undead. Jiangshi, Mummies and Zombies are the best despite being the most simple minded ones.

>>21513 I have a soft spot for Ochimushas because they're cute, badass, and devoted.

>>21511 I like to think that a vampire would keep up her hard exterior and go: <Of course humans would line up to be with me, it's only natural for such inferior beings. and then practically become her husbands maid as she takes utmost care of him because she's afraid that he might get hurt. Something like a maternalistic racism, she's very caring because she genuinely thinks humans are fragile and are worthy preservation.

>>21515 There's a reason why dhampirs exist.

>>21511 <"Are you another would-be slayer, come to claim my hide?" >"Actually I heard that you were single and I was wondering if you would go on a date with me?" <"You... you were?"

So what would a spring/summer wendigo look like or does the coat come with a cooling system.

>>21516 So, in a twisted turn of fate, vampires end up being very soft towards their husbands and dhampirs are more willing to be harsh towards them?

>>21518 >Wendigo sheds copious amounts of fur >coat changes to a more earthy color Well maybe

>>21515 Tsundere who is very caring deep inside can only get softer with honest affection. No bullying or teasing, he really believes she lives up to her boasts and is open about how much he loves her and how amazing she is to him. >>21519 >Dhampir sets out to rescue an innocent human from the clutches of her evil sister >she catches the Vampire massaging his feet after they had a delicious dinner she cooked with love

>>21514 Strong and perfect body for childbirth

>>21523 Pic unrelated.

>>21525 i heard from a reliable source that hips don't lie

>>21526 I know

>>21523 I love the smart undead races, they're all great for their own reasons. It's also great that undead can have children, for reasons.

Sorry, we're all out of living armors. Perhaps we could interest you in a living armoire?

>>21529 Sodomize dead little girls

>>21531 Armoire ? In this economy?

>>21531 As long as she has good fashion sense.

>>21531 It’s just a dryad with a massive bdsm kink.

>>21532 Slow consentual anal intercourse with undead children*

>>21536 irrumatio with the undead seems more fun than anal

>>21536 Still sodomy and you're going to hell for doing it

which monster girl would be the hardest to teach how to cook if they didnt know how to

>>21539 lava golem

>>21538 but there's hellhounds there and demons too, maybe

>>21539 big-pawed mons should make the list. slimes too depending on how their slime tastes.

>>21539 Charybdis because they stay underwater all the time and good luck cooking in a hydrothermal vent.

>>21543 So she'll make soups!

>>21537 Living/undead status doesn't matter for wanting to anal them, that's all on them being young girls with wide hips and fat butts. All bottom heavy loli monsters are for creampieing their pussies and asses, there's just a lot of very cute and sexy undead races.

>>21541 >anon gets sent to hell for sodomy >is greeted by a pair of a fat assed hellhound loli and an equally bottom heavy loli demon

>>21511 >ancient kitsune. >never really grown past the OLD days where monsters like her were merely worship objects. even before warlord DLs took over. >only attention she's ever been given is shit like "oh great kitsune, please give us a bountiful harvest!" >she's grown tired, cold, and with a hardened heart. >thousands of years into the new demon lord's "era of love", and its still the only attention she's ever been given. >... when was the last time she smiled? she cant even remember >she's used to it, at least. >teleports into her abode after a day of blessings, another letter from the church of eros. >she sighs and drops a single flame on it >hundreds of these damn things, she knows exactly how they all go >regardless of how she responds, those cupids send her someone. >and every time, without fail, he only wants blessings. >she always teleports the greedy human away, not wanting a husband that only uses her for blessings too. >so she just burns the letters now, the cupids get the message and dont send anyone >she stands in front of her mirror >her duties are done for the day and she's hungry, maybe the new tofu stand will bring her some joy >she shuffles through her disguises... >... she's accumulated quite a few throughout the years >regular humans, other legendary monsters (she has friends, and they need breaks sometimes), simple beasts and slimes... >the humble one tailed fox. probably one of her oldest. >nothing standout, its a comfortable, and fits right in when buying tofu. >yes, this would do for today. >she teleports to an alleyway with her disguise >orders her food and finds a spot to sit >as she's eating a man walks up to her... great >he does the whole "i just want to be a loving husband" thing >she huffs and teleports him back to her abode >undoes her disguise >tells him the truth about her, and how she's a magical wish granter. >... he doesn't care? >whatever, he'll ask for a favor soon enough, they all do. >months and years go by >he never asks for a favor >he's genuinely just been a great husband. >she hasnt noticed it yet, but she's been enjoying life more than ever. >she does a double take in her mirror one day... >when did she start smiling again?

>>21548 Turns out she was the one who got blessed.

>>21548 A wonder a man like that just happened to exist for years without getting instasnatched. Makes you think if perhaps the cupids keep you from marrying until you find your fated one. I'm just asking que

>>21546 >is greeted by a pair of a fat assed hellhound loli and an equally bottom heavy loli demon Got lost on the way to hell, arrived at a Momonika Sabbath branch.

>>21552 many such cases

>>21545 I agree, all little girls equipped with the proper cushioning were made to be anally ravaged by me

>>21536 Spreading little girl butts apart will be my favorite sport after the portals open

>>21557 >Anon teaches his daughters to say "but" in an incredibly drawn out way. <"buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut" What a weird fixation.

Guys, I think I've seen the light. Human girls > Monster girls Why? Because you can manipulate a human girl into turning into (nearly) any monster girl of your choice!

>>21560 Eh, I don't like any of this plan. I don't want to trick some poor woman into becoming a monster. I just want a giant Ushi to Kool-Aid man through the 3rd story window of my bedroom and demand cuddles.

>>21562 How can you say you love monster girls if you're not willing to increase their ranks?

>>21563 Monster Girl Pregnancy

Oh boy I do love having to go back to my office on a fucking koturday because bigbank have a problem with a bunch of server. It would be terrible if chesh telefrag me right now, now, please now?. Damn it.

>>21564 >Having sex with monsters to increase population. No. No! NO!! >Manipulating humans into become monsters to increase population. Yabba dabba doo, sign me up!!!

>>21566 I don't even know who that's trolling. It's Caturday already over there, so here's some cats. Try not to turn them into Cait Siths while I'm gone.

>>21564 maybe you're onto something

>>21567 >big koturday >bat koturday >bird koturday >taco koturday Koturday is a wonderful thing.

>>21569 If koturday is so great then where's maid koturday? what about marshmallow koturday? And cant forget mad scientist koturday!

>>21566 Dumbass you do both, first >Manipulating humans into become monsters to increase population. and then >Having sex with monsters to increase population.

>>21570 Gremlins are kot-adjacent.

>>21572 Proof?

PROOF?

>>21572 >pointed, fluffy ears >prone to mischief What else do you need?

>>21572 Aren't they more a rat than anything.

>>21567 I'm gonna turn them into giant demon realm beasts and take over the lands instead.

It's spring, and you know what that means. The bugs are coming out of the woodworks.

>>21579 Between that and allergies, I HATE SPRING AND SUMMER

>>21579 Get on top of the problem and smush them.

Imagine the Order commander's face when he finds out they lost the entire city to one skeleton in a tuk tuk.

>>21583 >zombie loli on a cockatrice rolls into the city >all the soldiers go apeshit and abandon their duty

beware monstrous schemes

>>21591 What a transformation!