>>25380 >Tfw you know many order paladins have fallen do to this puny creature.

>>25379 >christmass cake Oomu >christmass >mass Yes! MASSive Oomu! ENORMOUS Kade! Step on me, venomous mommy!

>>25379 What if venom potency vs. time was on a parabolic curve so the little ones and the old ones were the most potent?

Choose your morning deliverygirl! >milkmoo >tamalekot (gold) >sconekot (purple) >waterworm (traces of sandworm saliva proven nutritious) >sushispooder >gyozapanda >paperrata

>>25382 That's going to be a lot of stepping. Imagine having a favorite leg to be stepped by too. The one with the right weight and pressure. >>25383 >Oomukade are born with very concentrated, predetermined amount of venom. >As they grow, the amont of venom doesn't catch up to the growth of their bodies >As they get older and their groth slows down, the venom starts catching up. I can see it.

>>25385 >sconekot That one, a lot

That last kiki's green made me thinking about them a lot

>>25385 >milkmoo I genuinely don't know why I bothered reading the rest.

It's a shame that there's no archive here to find those posts of anon playing his D&D sessions in Hagville

>>25390 it's good to keep an open mind, glug glug-san

>>25392 I mean, yeah, I could handle a gyozapanda, but there was never any hope for followers up with a dairy cow around.

>>25387 I'm pretty sure that all monster go moo when you make them lactate even the flat ones

>>25385 I never had tamale or gyoza, so it's a tough choice. Also stupid squirrel thinking I'm going to eat paper.

>>25385 OK, from a food standpoint, I would pick tamalekot. BUT! I must choose sushispooder. She is a spooder. A spooder!

>>25385 I work night shift, I'm not getting up for any of them. I'll just order delivery from PizzaMutt later.

>>25387 >Not even stimulating 'these' would make me go "moo" Just how much has she personally tested this to be so certain?

>>25399 It's reverse psychology, learncows are good at all sorts of psychology. She's clearly trying to stimulate your inner faceless bald man. You aren't going to let her, are you?

>>25386 Ooooh, the Good Leg. I hope that mommy thinks I deserve the good leg tonight.

>>25400 Absolutely not. I'm far better than that and you're smart to recognize it. The matter remains, however, of what sound a haku does make when she's bound in the stocks and milked for all she's worth while being spanked with her own meter stick.

>>25402 >meter stick Iambic or Trochaic?

I've been staring at miss Coin's mammaries for a while now. I've only just realized that she doesn't actually have nipples. Are my eyes playing tricks on me? Maybe a drawfriend can enlighten me on this. It's not that unusual I suppose, given that there are other monsters who also lack nipples like Gnomes. Or is she like Candlegeist perhaps where the nipples aren't colored differently, but are still shaped to distinguish them?

>>25407 She's a shapeshifter. She probably can just add or remove them at will.

>>25408 While that is true, I would think that's for the coin mimicry and not really body manipulation per se. Otherwise she'd be stealing a bit of miss Doppel's powers.

>>25403 Imperial. Despite being smart, even Hakutaku-sensei struggles with what the fuck is a kilometer.

>>25409 When she transformed into her monster form, she left her nipples in the coin pile. If you look hard enough, you can find 2 coins with her nipples attached. That's her weak point.

>fall into a hole you didn't see while walking around a nature trail >thankfully don't get hurt, fall gets broken by soft dirt >nobody around to call for help and the light shining down from the opening above is too high to climb out of >see little tunnels ahead that you can squeeze through if you crouched just a bit >might as well see where they go with your phone flashlight >you literally only walk for a bit down one before the ground gives away again >this time you fall onto a... stone roof >your weight makes it give way and fall down to collide with a floor, which too collapses until you hit a solid landing on another floor >coughing as you stumble forward and crawl out of the dust you notice you're in some place cavernous and dark, but faintly illuminated by blue bioluminescent flora >not paying attention to where you're going, so you trip and tumble down some stairs and land on a stone pathway >"Oh my..." >look up >see pic related >"...Well... Welcome to the city of the Drow, surface dweller." What do you do?

>>25412 I would like to make a formal complaint to whoever built those tunnels. I'm pretty sure they bribed the inspector. On a side note: if I run away, am I going to fall in another hole and end up in a balrog's lap or something? If I go long enough, will I eventually pop out of the ground at some fox shrine in Zipangu?

>>25412 Hang out in her comfy drow cave, obviously!

>>25410 >an imperial meterstick go to wonderland and stay go

>>25412 Leave immediately and never go on nature trail ever again

>>25410 >>25416 Imperial is the official measurement system of most monster kingdoms. They heard you get to measure distance in feet and that was enough to convince them.

>>25418 Troll feet are very different from Fairy feet

>>25402 She'd moo. They'd all moo. The more insistent they are to the contrary the more fun it is to prove them wrong.

>>25412 >cough >sputter >bleed >plead for healing potion (homemade) (white) (body temperature) (elven)

>>25418 Anyone with half a brain will use metric, even wurms in their tunnels.

>>25413 >am I going to fall in another hole and end up in a balrog's lap or something? And that's the point where I'd stop running. I'm home.

>>25423 >You've delved too greedily, and too deep... KYAAAAH IT'S HITTING MY WOMB From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak

>>25424 SHE SHALL NOT PASS without giving me a goodbye kiss.

>>25419 I'm going to become the traveling scholar, but study measurements instead.

>>25426 A surveyor of standards and practices

>>25424 >she squeals this before you're even in >actually go in >clutches onto you for dear life and bursts into flames while gasping profanities so dramatic

>>25412 Close my eyes and pray really hard that it's a nightmare or for a rock to fall on my head and kill me

>>25429 >not asking her for the nearest slave market to buy some mamono slaves Your loss i guess.

>>25430 I don't think that the matriarchal society of dark elves would have that or even let me buy slaves and leave unscathed

>>25432 Why wouldn't they? It's an easy source of money, and they already have the skills to capture and train slaves. Being matriarchal doesn't prevent them on looking down on other species, etc..

>>25434 In MGE, Wwuld a dark elf have enough respect for a man and understand that a commercial exchange is favorable for both or just enslaved him? It's a genuine question.

>>25430 >mamono slave market Some girls really go too far with their kinky role play setups

>>25437 Depends really. It's all about worth and power. If you can convince her that it would be more advantageous for her to engage in trade than it would be to enslave you, then why not. Present her some coin, talk about how you are an ambassator seeking relationships with the elf kingdom, or that you would be much more useful as a fellow slaver, etc. Possibilities are endless for the crafty and the sly. >>25438 5 dollars for that lim. She's not worth much more.

>>25439 I have even more questions now, what's the demon lord stance on slavery? Same but for Eros. Is it just a kinky thing or you can make them work too? Shouldn't it be outlawed in mamono and mamono-friendly countries?

>>25440 Mainly a kinky thing. Actual slavery would be forbidden, but there is no shortage of subby mamono waiting for a master. How far you take the roleplay is up to you.

>>25441 gonna be a bit awkward when you liberate the slaves and they put themselves back in their cages

>>25440 I don't think it even needs to be enforced or even mentioned at all actually, given that the girls could break free at any time. Only way they get enslaved in the first place is if they wanted to.

>>25439 >5 dollars for that lim. She's not worth much more. Sounds more like what you'd get from the discount LimBin that's set up at the end of DL's castle tour.

>>25411 Interesting. I shall try this the next time I encounter one, assuming I actually have the time to go through her coins while she's trying to rape me that is.

>>25444 what if I squeeze one of those tails?

>>25446 It grabs your arm like a tentacle and pulls you into the bin

>>25446 You hear an excited "Kya" and it starts wagging.

>walking through an alley in MGC at night alone >dorkpire ambushes you and demands your blood What do you do?

>>25444 One of them is an Alp

>>25452 >Keep pulling from the limbin. >Oops! All lims! Boo.

>>25453 Sorry, I took her already

>>25451 Bleed on her?

>>25452 Alplims are fine too

You know what I wish we had more art of? Mamono with boob veins. Like, you don't need to have nudity-nudity, even. Just veiny cleavage. Boob veins are underrated and mamono should have them.

>>25457 It works when it's subtle and not many go for that kind of detail.

>>25452 Doesn't matter, I'm still pulling that thickest tail and the biggest spade

>>25452 When the Lilim is sus

>>25457 >>25458 I just remembered the classic.

>>25461 Oni body erotic

Auntie hebi knows the best

>>25410 >>25418 >imperial no fucking wonder the sabbath is the only scientific organization that gets shit done

>>25464 I AM NOT sticking my dick in the crazy

>>25466 lean a little to the right when you're going in, then

>>25467 My dick is slightly bent to the right, I'm saved.

>>25468 Mine goes to the left, fuck

Things i did not need to know. Miss 20 seconds ago when i hadn't read that.

>>25471 >Oh shit, I'm sorry

>>25469 It's ok bro, you can fuck her doggystyle and it works out >>25472 Sorry for what?

>>25471 The wisest of men follow their own direction.

>>25464 I love this idea of cursed sword parasitizing other monster species, it looks so damn cool

>>25474 >their own direction. be it slightly to the left or right

>>25476 Right, Left all will be raped by mamonos.

>>25476 Kot

Try a cocktail.

>>25481 purple drank

>>25472 I would have sex with an Alp friend from time to time, I bet it would be a nice way to relieve my stress and my lust

It sure is loud this time of year.

>>25485 >harpies in the street catcalling anon as he passes by. >the most raunchiest, horny things said in the most melodious voices.

>>25487 You don't want to know what doves cooing translates to...

>>25487 And then you have the ravens >CAW! Give me fries! Atleast they give you little shinies to show their appreciation

>>25489 A raven doesn't go caw, a raven sounds more like >KRONK

>>25483 That's what my shog wife calls me.

>>25485 anon is weak to mating dance

>>25444 >DL castle gift shop >pick up a novelty condom and a stress spade >wait in line >browse the mints, jerky, magazines, lims >ah what the hell, when in rome >take a lim by the hand and pay >oh wait >put the stress spade back

>>25495 you can't pass up on the novelty commemorative demonlord birthgiving viewing t-shirt

>>25496 >I Saw The Demon Lord Give Birth And All I Got Was This Amazing Wife -->

>>25495 (the lim was just a staff member and not for sale but she decided to play along)

>>25498 She just got a better job now. (mom still sends her allowance)

How many daughters does the demon lord have, that she needs to slow the fuck down the economy can't take it with all these lilim bitches running around.

>>25481 I would if I never put my cock in it. Once I did it it's hard no, I'm not an Alp

>>25438 They come with gears too

>>25503 >They come with gears too Golems are already close to slaves, to it'd be very common to see them at auctions. Good with manual labor as well.

Little warrior monsters are made to be lovingly manhandled and maledommed by their adult male party leaders or rivals.

>>25489 Have you ever heard a raven pair reuniting after they have been separated for a bit? I swear you can hear the love and loneliness in thier voices.

>>25504 >buy a golem >all the "work" you make her do is wear a bedlah and belly dance

>>25380 Mouse oppai

>>25510 Is the best oppai

>>25511 Be careful with mice, they get pregnant too easily and too often

>>25512 That's why you have to anal the Mouse

I want to meet a medusa, so I can ask her if she has SNUBES. Snake Pubes. If she does I want to play DOCKING SEQUENCE with her. It's where we both talk to each other like we're talking through walkie-talkies and the snubes help guide my weiner into her snekgina.

Rats Rats We are the rats, Celebrating yet another birthday bash! ANON It's your birthday today, cake and ice cream is on its way, and ANON You're such a good boy this year! Open up your gifts while we all cheer.

>>25517 Rats are cute! Rats are smart! Rats are here to steal your heart! Also, they heard there's cake and ice cream

>>25484 I'm an Alp

>>25520 Pics or it didn't happen

>>25523 Come over here and I'll make you feel good

>>25520 But you are no friend of mine

>>25525 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

>>25527 I ain't afraid of no sleep.

>>25528 I want to make the brown Dormouse give birth to my children

>>25527 did you know busting can make both of you feel good? bet not

>>25529 And the nightmare has to watch

>>25528 I could sure go for some nightmare titties right now...

>>25532 NIGHTMARE TITTIES sounds like a mamono horror movie that dreamhorses would be protesting outside of for it ruining their good name.

>>25533 >Go to theater to see NIGHTMARE TITTIES on the big screen >Bunch of horses holding signs in front of it for some reason >Turns out it's a horror about a goat that had an industrial accident and is out for revenge (she learns to love herself and her boobs as well as her new husband by the end) >Join the protest because I wanted to see some horse milkers and that title is BULLSHIT >Meet dream horse wife >Lifetime access to actual nightmare titties Eros works in mysterious ways. I hear the Sabbath was also really cross about that movie, oddly.

>>25534 Well I'm pretty sure that normal movies in monster cinemas are pretty much hardcore porn

>>25535 That's a misnomer. Lots of mamono want to see other kinds of stories too. They're not horny 24/7/365.

>>25536 >They're not horny 24/7/365 Blasphemy

>>25536 Yeah, we're the ones who are horny 24/7/365

>>25536 Exactly, they're just chick horny with male mechanics. Sometimes, they want to watch a tear jerker... while jerking you off!

>>25494 Dance off between colorful harpies and acrobating spiders!

>>25534 Ugh, this is why men traditionally weren't allowed in the writers room. A monster would understand that a good movies needs orgasms and titties equal to its action!

>>25540 It's true though. Sometimes they're horny 24/7/366. You gotta remember leap years

>>25545 I meant to reply to >>25539

>>25545 Does chesh have heat periods ?

>>25548 With her being from wonderland, it's probably more of she's always in heat with periods where it goes into maximum overdrive.

>>25549 I hope that we can still have some hobby and comfy time

>>25529 >throws a peace sign with her tongue out for the Wonderland Times photo >goes back to bed >babby goes to bed on her chest >husband goes to bed next to her being trendy sure is exhausting! motherhood's been a pretty cool trend though

Behold the Bunyip. The most inconvenient monster. >no legs >paws, with unretractable claws >tons of fur to clean >big girl >hair in front of her eyes >runs away from the things she loves

>>25557 It's our job to take care of them and help them

>>25557 >big girl For you

Be vigilant.

MORE 'YIP IN THE OFFICE

>>25570 She looks like she's starting a meeting with >Ladies, how do we rape Superman? as the agenda

>>25571 I had more a "Interrupt a boring meeting about numbers and sales to scream at anon tu fuck her" vibe but that works too

>>25572 Anon is superman??

>>25573 Have you ever seen anon and Superman in the same place at the same time? Yeah, didn't think so.

>>25571 >It's simple >Bottom text

>>25545 I like to imagine Jubjubs turn calm and not horny on February 29th and immediately go back to normal the next day.

Do y'all seriously not have any ideas about what to do with a woman that isn't fucking? >Watch a (non-pornographic) movie >Board games >Eat dinner >Walk in the park >Ride her into the local horse racing track and put all the jockeys to shame >Start a book club! and so on... Yes, yes, I get it--we are all very horny and lonely, but you gotta have other stuff in common, too.

It's Friday 13th, better just stay indoors and do nothing.

It's Fury Friday! Post ANGRY mamono!

>>25581 I love counting coins with my wife. We end up having sex because I'd get horny midway though, I could never win.

>>25583 This is angry as I think they get

>>25582 Yes, it's Friday so just stay indoors with your auntster

>>25581 You need to wake the thread up every once in a while. Old people love doing the same things over and over again.

>>25581 >y'all Fuck off

>>25588 You are not ready for gator girls.

Would you live in a shroom house in Wonderland for -100 Euros

>>25590 >shroom no, I have a deep seated psychological revulsion to fungus

>>25590 >-100 euros Is that a mistake or are they going to pay me to live there?

>>25591 But are you okay with eating them? And if the house is just shaped like a BIG bolet and painted with bright, happy colors, but made from wood >>25592 No, they give minus one hundred Euro as a start down in Wonderland society. You can buy +100 euros with it or 1 humanity

>>25593 >1 humanity I hate humanity enough, i don't want a second one.

Why does Mad Hatter say Gandalf is racist? He’s always calling her a “Fool of a toque!”

>>25598 I don't get it.

Guess Murloc doesn't post here but he did a Hatter thingie https://archiveofourown.org/works/55307578/chapters/171521755

>>25600 He did say he's not moving as long as the thread on /jp/ is still up.

>young werewolf spends too much time on the internet >says she's a sigma female now

>>25606 She sounds like a NERD female to me

>>25601 Not moving is one thing. Not even aknowledging the existance is another.

>>25609 It's his choice, and crossboarders exist so who cares. If he wants to stay in that spam shithole, let him be

Thread is so quiet, it must be waiting for HER performance with bated breath. Dun-dun-duun Dun-dun-du-duun

>>25615 owner of a lonely heart

>>25610 >spam shithole Wym? Its completely dead rn bro

>>25615 I expect a Greenworm's repertoire to be things like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRDaV-8zoR4

>>25617 Anon, out of last 10 posts there 8 are just image dumping spam. Anyway let's not get dragged into the made up rivalry the shitposting retards are desperately trying to create.

Thick children

>>25615 >holding it upside down >not even using her claws where you pluck the strings. >expensive as fuck If i saw a monstergirl mistreat a instrument like that my wrath would be felt for millennia.

>>25621 Come on, I'm sure they'll do fine if the schools accommodate their needs.

>>25622 >my wrath would be felt for millennia. >Read: "I would rape correct her and hundreds of generations of our children would play their instruments PROPERLY." Monsters just can't lose. It'd probably help if you made her a pap or wonderworm first so she had hands, but y'know.

>>25624 Rape? No, that would just reward her for such monsterously wrong behaviour. I'm going to actually punish her by locking her in my basement and Whiplash her until she learns to play like Steve Di Giorgio.

>>25621 those hips have the power to turn >waaaaah you can't lust after lolis! pedo! into >URRGHHHH! GET PREGNANT YOU LITTLE SLUT!

>>25626 The hips say "impregnate me" but everything else says "have a seat over there." Their hips are much louder.

>>25621 I desire a lolibaba with such body so fucking bad, and if she's my auntster it will be a quadruple plus

>>25630 >auntster Kind of cute when you're the child to a small girl like her.

>>25618 POLSKA?!

>>25633 pszejmujemy nitke xDDDDD I can't think of songs related to vegetables in English. I'm guessing there could be more about fruit.

>>25637 Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

>>25637 I'm going to be rewarded with sex for guessing her totally-not-Russian country is on the wrong continent? Being wurm-coded finally paid off. Will she make me kvass later?

>>25626 Not to mention monster races like those are lustful and very sensual, and you would be getting a younger, cuter and more playful version of that. Combined with the lewd body type, anyone would be converted to ToT-ing at child belly and chest along with the hips.

>>25621 >Thick children Ah, another failure of the MGC education system.

>>25621 i blame the elin

>>25641 The real failure is mine. They're still drinking normal cow's milk instead of extra thicc holst milk because Agent Flattgote foiled my plans again...

>>25643 It's worth bringing up to Mayor Yaga. Ensuring proper nutrition in school cafeterias is something that should be of concern to one in her position.

>>25642 I actually don't remember seeing many bottom heavy lolis before elins happened.

No mamono can take me down for I am not bound to the laws of space and time!

>>25645 we need more milk stat breakdowns for optimal play

>>25645 I want to travel through the MGE world tasting all kinds of milk from each and every monster in every region, and I don't know, make a Youtube channel documenting my travels and tasting on camera

>>25659 lim milk video >it was mid

>>25579 need a bogie with a wicked FUCKED UP backstory who CLOWNS because she realized life is a COMEDY... but that won't erase the TRAGEDY of her past. and her EVIL BOOBS HONK

>>25630 Like hotdogging an icepack.

SEGGS SEX WITH EGGS

>>25663 Sex with eggs, rocks, statues, armor, lanterns, cotton, coins, candles, robots, dolls, etc

>>25663 I will never get over the fact that jubjubs are so horny that their eggs will prematurely hatch if a guy is around just so they can fuck him. That level.of determination to fuckingis insane

>>25664 I'd fuck everything in this category

Play it cool, the pandas could be watching you

>>25667 she's endangered, you know

>>25668 better get busy then

>>25665 >single minded purpose from the day she is born >boundless motivation >killer instinct >clear goals and methods of achieving them >no anxiety, self-consciousness, or self-doubt >rewarded with an existence that begins and persists in happiness thanks to you The egg of the jub fulfills the anon.

>>25667 I'm going to masturbate wrong as a joke. I'm sure they'll think it's hilarious.

>>25667 Very nice tummy

Eastern bloc kuudere brigade

>>25678 the greatcoat/ushanka hat combo is more effective on me

>>25678 That's a mantis not a puma

>>25680 Won't make any difference to you after she pounces

>>25678 >monsters save me from life in america >I save monsters from life in russia That seems like a fair deal, right?

>>25680 She's a dangerous predator that hides her ceaseless hunger behind a cool and collected appearance.

>>25685 How many hours is she going to rape me for...?

>>25686 The better question is, how many hours can you go to leave her satisfied to avoid her "eating " your "head".

>>25678 Soviet blocs seem far more comfier than our

>>25667 Mist continent will grow larger.

>>25647 Tera online was a sabbath psyop

An ally of justice...

>>25678 I would be happy with either girl. Although I would probably make it my business to annoy any kuudere I end up with just to get her to react. >Mantis wife >Wait for her to be focused on something >Delicately fondle her antennae tips while she's not paying attention >She always jumps cutely >Lich wife >Cuddle her phylactery >No matter where she is, summons her within minutes >She always takes the phylactery out of your hands and then takes its place >Like a cat insisting on attention >Blushes cutely and changes the subject if you ever bring up this process

Good koturday morning/afternoon

>>25697 Is it a kot kofee hausu if you take her there?

It's caturday? Post your lovely cats!

>>25694 Will fall against the evil wizard in his dark tower of malicious energy

>>25697 >>25700

>>25701 Nah, she bodies him. BUT When she gets back into town and tours the marketplace for provisions, she spots a tinker selling his wares. >Anon's Onanucular Horn Polisher, a gimmicky horn polisher that he persuades her to let him try out on her? >Instaloss via Ahegao.

>>25703 >Onanucular Hehe. Nucular.

>>25699 Snek kots are good kots.

>>25710 They are lovely and complex creatures!

>>25710 Fucking fuck every fucking time. PIC ATTACHED

>>25712 >Fucking fuck every fucking time H-Hot

I'm gonna start hitting on a demon and the moment she pulls out her contract I'm gonna look it over, call it cringe and then leave without another word.

>>25697 New Nekopara came out just yesterday, no better way to celebrate this sacred day.

>>25716 B-but

>>25695 This is how you handle kuisere. It's similar to how you handle tsundere, only gentler.

>>25710 They make me rock hard too

>>25678 Imagine the dead tuna threesome

had a brief moment to fit in 2 splices, expect more soonish

>>25722 For me, I'm not really a big fan of OCs. Kenkou Cross did a good job with the defaults, so I prefer if the art sticks to it, but I can understand the appeal.

>>25722 That dastardly shoulder succubus!

>>25724 I choose to read it as: "Just draw frens lol."

It's getting warm. Remember to keep your boogs in a cool amd shady place. They can easily get heatstroke.

Hebi weekends anons As always you should always smooch your hebi wife everyday. You never how lonely she gets.

>>25727 Bitch calm down, I'm only going to take a piss

>>25728 You've been there 10 seconds longer You better compensate with 10 seconds longer smooch sessions with her

>>25728 She's just going to watch you piss

>>25730 This but a chesh instead of a white snake

>>25732 Good kot—protecting her husbando from predators while he is vulnerable.

>>25730 Isn't that literally what wolves and dogs do.

it was quite surprising to me the amount of women who want to hold it whilst you pee

>>25736 Classic spooder manoover.

>>25736 just wait till you hear about the one who want to stack donuts on it

Good luck! I got a small dick and I’m shy.

>>25739 >I got a small dick and I’m shy Nothing a bit of MAMONO MANA and a few magic items can't fix. Also, I'm now imagining a manticore feeding you donut holes with her tailpussy while coaxing you to donut stacking length with her paws. All perfectly intact and not at all squished except for a couple that she flatten just to remind you that she can.

>>25636 POLONIZACJA KAPIBARY ROZPOCZĘTA!

>>25739 >Made for aggressive shorter women.

>>25637 >Kikimora21.png Huh, we've downloaded the same folder I see.

>>25740 >a manticore feeding you donut holes with her tailpussy while coaxing you to donut stacking length with her paws ?????

>>25743 That's just wikifag's image archive that everyone is using

>>25741 Extreme kiki sports! >Offroad office chair racing >Base jump window washing >Iditarod grocery shopping >High altitude tea pouring >Maidathlon >Curling Also, do you think alps are good at biathlon?

>>25745 What? She's using her paws to stroke you hard and stack donuts on your dick while using her tail like a donut hole Pez dispenser.

>>25747 >>Curling What do Kikis have to do with armadillos?

>>25747 https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77337394 radical faction maids

>>25727 She'll have to pry my face off of her soft silky scales if she wants kisses.

It's only been a few weeks of actual hot weather and I'm already beginning to break. The Winterstown tourism bureau keeps mailing me brochures. I don't think I'm going to make it guys. I'm going to buried in deer pussy by October.

>>25742 You had me at aggressive! That’s exactly how I want my women!

>She was a P'orc that built her house out of straw. >He was an internet troll that built his arguments out of strawmen >They were made for eachother.

>>25757 i'd rather the big bad wolf

>>25754 The key to surviving summer is to get a job where you can work at night and swim a lot during the day

>>25733 Yes, same when she bring you back dead small games, always accept it and cook it but don't share with her, it's a bad omen.

>>25754 Summer are hot and tiring , I hate them. At least in winter I can cozy up in a plaid and Imagine that it is a 'yip or a fluffy kik/chesh

>>25761 >Cheshire wife keeps kidnapping ratas and dragging them to your place. >Often with a bottle of BBQ sauce and a wink >She can never hold a straight face while doing it, either >Then you have to either drive the rata back to wherever she was originally or call her an Uber >wife basically in tears with laughter the whole time you’re doing it

>>25760 I live in a swamp. It's 100% humidity at night. The air is filled with mosquitoes and the water is full of frogs.

>>25759 You are going to blow him and be a homewrecker?

>>25764 >Being called the "cannibal on the hill" thanks to your chesh wife >Can't even eat what she brings back At least the snuggles are comfy

>>25767 Cheshires are very cuddly.

>>25768 Real

>>25769 Cheshires are best kots after all! Although all kots are good kots.

>>25768 [citation needed] I'm going to need at least 10 cheshires in order to conduct a study to see if they are all consistently cuddly.

>>25770 THIS

>>25771 So many Cheshos

>>25773 Imagine sleeping in the middle

>>25768 Auntie Chesh still has it

>>25772 >My crusade I'd prefer to jihad with my cat

>>25722 >do crossword with dragon zombie >can't fill in the phrase "When push comes to _" >"ah~!" lightbulb moment for "_ massacre of 312"

Man I have cummed to so much strange shit I would be terrified if the portals opened up, that I can't let them find out about my secret fetishes.

>>25789 They know what kind of man you are Anon. They can smell it on you.

>>25774 >fighting each other for dominance to be one of the 2-3 that can put their butt in your face (the largest ones win) >going through your phone and laughing at something (plays keepaway if you reach to see what it is) >one lying over your feet and ankles and bites you if you move >one tying bows in your hair and asking you stupid questions about girls you've had crushes on, twisting your answers, and passing on her new discovery about you to the rest of the group >one rubbing her face on your bulge not understanding that it can be taken out >one just spilled soda on you

>>25796 That doesn't sound comfy, a good chesh pile should be full of purring and fluffy bits hugging anon(me).

>>25799 maybe the sheep snuggle pile is more your speed anon

>>25771 The forbidden chesho maido

>>25804 sheep are not purple kots so no

>>25806 I'm sure we could dye them purple for you anon

>>25807 Give back the chesh pit

>>25808 You can have two.

>>25805 >she buys a bunch of sex toys and porn >strategically places them around your bedroom so she can "find" them while cleaning >gaslights you into believing it's actually yours >she starts teasing you about it >always ends with the both of you using the toys or doing the things in the porn

Gargoyles don't spit or swallow. They gargle.

>>25810 Only two chesh? Where do you get more?

>>25811 You can mess with her by doing it too

>>25814 Do you think you can hear the sound of rock grinding against rock whenever they move?

>>25817 >gargoyle has chubby thighs >they chafe together >little flakes of sand fall off >in time, her thighs wear down to a skinnier shape Weight loss via friction!

>>25819 >gargoyles wear out over time, so you need to keep all of their joints oiled. >need to keep trimmins of her nails saved to grind and use as a filler whenever a new crack appears on her skin >don't forget the horn polish Ah, the things we do to keep our monwives happy.

Anyone got a list of artists who are at least familiar with MGE that are open to commissions? The artist I'm interested in cancelled my request, I think he quit drawing MGE...

>>25822 No such official list exists. What you can do, aside from getting recommendations from here, is going through the MGE hashtags on twitter, deviant art and pixiv, and seeing if you find anyone that you like that also has comms open. The fanart hub in the OP(https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries) has links to all of them, under the update schedule.

>>25811 Imagine watching her lick the semen inside the onahole, trying to get her head inside and getting stuck somehow.

>>25815 Chesh store! Ask for a Bulk Order!

>>25820 So what if you want a thiccer Gargoyle, do you add plaster?

>>25827 It's easy to sculpt a finer shape from a bigger stone, but much more difficult to add mass when there is none. It's either that or feeding her and hoping that mamono mana does the rest of the work.

>>25822 Which artist?

What do you call a muscular guy who's married to a bicorn? Corned Beef.

>>25827 Feed her marbles!

>>25831 You've lost yours!

>>25832 Balderdash and poppycock! I fed them to my gargoyle! She is made of marble so they’re like vitamins for her.

>>25834 Same, but at the Bad End Bar.

>>25834 Why is it called bad end bar anyway? If I wake up with a splitting hangover and a sally in my bed for the crime of getting completely plastered that's a good ending in my book

>>25836 It's a place of gathering for terminally single hags, hence the bad end of never getting a hubby.

Consider a loli Banshee's black mascara running down her cheeks when you make her cum repeatedly by pleasuring every erogenous zone on her plump little body

>>25833 >marble gargoyles >granite gargoyles How do they differ, aside from the coloring?

Well needless to say, the beast was stunned A whip-crack went her whippy tail And the beast was done She asked us <"Be you angels?" And we said "Nay, we are but men!" Rock

Efficient mods!

>>25839 Marble Gargoyles, or Margoyles as they’re known, are more well-rounded. Granite Gargoyles are the more common variety. From a distance you see a Margoyle and take it for granite! Also beware of the Gargoyle Gang at the Bad End Bar. They’re also called Margoyles because of their never ending thirst for margaritas.

>>25843 How about shiny quarts Gargoyles? Quargoyles?

>>25823 Ah, I thought so. It's not going to be that easy huh. >>25829 It's https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/9077875 All he ever draws nowadays is Idolmaster it seems While we're here, anyone has any experience with Skai? I love his stuff but the fact that there are 41(!) in queue makes me not bother trying. How long did it take to get yours?

>>25845 >Idolmaster The same curse that took Kentaro Miura's productivity away...

>>25846 or, the only thing that kept him going

>>25847 Don't say such sad things

>>25845 What about Jeffodraws(This artist >>25667 >>25669) From my experience, he's pretty fast with stuff, depending on how complex the comm is.

>>25826 How many different cheshs is too many?

>>25849 Looks great but his pricetag scares me a little. Those are full quality right? Maybe I should just try the 1 or 2 hour sketch first or something.

>>25844 Uptight Office workers. Have a perfect internal clock, and will scold you if you are one second late to your work date. They wake up at the same time every day, and get into bed at the same time. Very good friends with the office wans.

>>25850 No such thing as too many cheshires. If you get enough Cheshires they’re actually self-sustaining—just don’t ask them where they get the things they bring home!

>>25853 Just like mother base in MGSGV

>>25852 What about gallons gargoyles?

>>25840 >t. a balrog and her pyrow friends meeting an anon that wants to chat up schoolgirls

>>25855 A what gargoyle?

>>25857 As opposed to the “quarts” (sic) gargoyles? It was wordplay, see! Based on imperial liquid measures! Someday my cheshwife will come and understand my brilliance.

>>25859 Charon the ferrywoman will conduct you down the river to a burning lake of fire for your puns

>>25860 Oooooh! To a fire chesh bride?!??!!?!

>>25859 >>25861 Somehow you've managed to make a completely unrelated topic circle back around into the cheshire spam. Can you stop? It's apparently all you talk about, and you've been at it for a fucking day already.

>>25863 Not him and I don't care about the stupid purple cat, but I fail to see how this prevents you from talking about what (You) like. You can just you know, ignore him.

>>25864 I was, until he forced himself into the conversation. If you ctrl+f chesh you can see when he goes to sleep. That's how bad it is.

>>25864 He's trying to stir up shit, ignore him.

Man, sorry, didn’t mean to derail any Gargoyle talk. I like them too!

Rest in the lap of the girl you forgot existed until I reminded you of her

>>25868 Nah, the creaking beds are still living in my head rent-free.

>>25868 Some kind of feathered elf?

>>25870 Oh ye of little faith

>>25869 I would engage in polygamy in a situation like this

>>25865 I was posting about cheshs but I didn't post any answers to the gargoyle things. Do you want me to stop?

>>25874 I sentence you to 100 hours of community service polishing gargoyles and cleaning their perches.

Gargoyles yearn for the Kärcher

>>25876 I'm serious, I need to know if I'm becoming a nuisance for the thread. I don't mind lurking only if it improves the thread. I don't want a repeat from the past.

>>25877 Gargoyles freezing in funny poses in unexpected locations

>>25878 Fuck, man, I don’t know. I’m the other chesh poster. I think the annoyed Anon just wanted to gargoyle post and gargoyles don’t get a ton of attention. Hence the frustration. Which, honestly, is a fair thing to be annoyed by, if a girl you like is getting sidelined in one of her moments in the sun! Especially since Gargoyles are more night creatures.

>>25877 Anon spends all day polishing his gargoyle wife to a mirror sheen. At night, she wakes up with amorous intent. So smooth that she keeps sliding off her husband.

>>25880 I can post Gargoyles even if you post Chesh, there is room for all

>>25878 Nah ignore him, it's all good.

>>25755 >decide to take the bus home >while waiting at the bus stop, you feel something bump into your foot >it's a shrunken car being driven by that pixie who was watching you earlier at the bar >she backs up, drives around your foot, and still manages to swerve directly into your other foot

>>25884 Ask her for a ride

>>25385 milkmoo...

>>25880 >and gargoyles don’t get a ton of attention understandably so since they dont move during daytime. They're awful maids

>>25889 That's what the spirit realms are for. Just make a spirit realm around your home where it's always night. Decorate your home like it's an abandoned Order church from a similar stone as your wife as the finishing touch.

>>25889 Miss Gargoyle is… The Night Maid >Quiet as a church mouse, she cleans undetected in the night. >She even changes the sheets while you sleep!

>>25757 I want to live with a P'orc farmlady and her Troll sister that spends her whole day on the internet.

It's a nice gesture of Mr. Anon to have a statue of a humble maid in his estate. The profession does deserve appreciation and respect.

>>25899 And it's even nicer to put a fresh apron on the statue each evening before sunset

>>25879 Slutty brat Gargoyle wearing cosplay and staying in your house like a lewd 1:1 scale figurine during the day. Or doing that while wearing nothing

>>25900 Putting cute clothes on them in general is fun.

>>25898 Trolls? On the Internet? Sounds a little far fetched to me.

>>25902 >put flower wreath on Gargoyle during the day >she can't take it off at night >put a bell around her neck >she has to move very, very carefully not to alert the house I am a genius! I'll prove to everyone she's real!

>>25902 Gotta be crafty if you want to fit any kind of clothes in the creeks and crevices that their poses leave after turning to stone. Like how would you put on pants on a gargoyle?

>>25905 Use the kind with zippers all over 'em!

>>25905 Pants? Son, let me introduce you to my good friend the pencil skirt.

>>25840 >we are butt men She's got friends to introduce to you.

back again with some more splices

>>25911 That's a bottle of lotion? I thought for sure she was eating baloney...

>>25884 >>decide to take the bus home Good ending

>>25912 Makes sense, she could use a snack after a swim.

>>25910 Pyrow would destroy me, they're the perfect monster to evade my mental defenses. I'm glad they aren't real. >>25907 Shh, don't tell the monsters about those, they'll become too powerful.

>>25912 >"If this is baloney, then what happened to my lotion?" "You put it in your sandwich" >"But I ate that" "Yeah, I know" >"Why didn't you say something?" "Because I don't like you very much"

>>25880 I see, I will refrain from posting if no one send a hook. My bad. >>25883 I prefer to be sure.

>>25918 The sushi guy does the same thing. It's okay sometimes, it just gets annoying when you rope in some other monster to the conversation too frequently.

Apsaras are all about dancing, but how much variety is there to their moves? Do they breakdance in MGC?

>>25920 Why not? Dance has endless possibilities. Just make sure to serve her back if you get served by her, don't just stand there and take it.

>>25920 Probably not, considering they are tied to eros. Unless you think breakdancing is sensually attractive, i'd say the apsaras dance is more on the slow and steamy side, not anything too extreme.

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>>25923 >that wight pic GIWTWM

>>25923 Wow, that Mandragora really is full of nutrients!

>>25922 >the apsaras dance is more on the slow and steamy side "Steamy" implies some physical activity to me and breakdancing takes energy and flexibility, so I could see one busting some fast moves. >>25923 Nice Akaname.

>>25923 Oi, you missed this Arachne.

>>25923 sometimes fairies just latch onto your dick. these things happen

>>25919 Sushi?

>>25928 Do I need to go to a doctor to get them removed?

>>25930 i think there's a cream for it

Automatons use the phrase "Locked in" way too much.

>>25923 There's a serious lack of Troll art, specially the lewd kind Did Axem died or something? he was the king of Troll art

>>25933 Last time I saw him was in the Wiki chat during downtime. Axem's Trolls are superb, but it would be nice to see more of them from other artists too.

>>25923 That dragon has clearly got some wurm ancestry.

>>25936 wurm ancestry happens frequently among dragons as most other dragon species have difficulty getting laid

>>25940 Oh SNAP

>>25935 I want Troll sex, and I want it now

>>25943 Why? Look how GROSS and UNAPPEALING trolls are.

>>25943 I want troll breath!

>>25944 Grosse Brust, more like.

>>25946 Admit it, she's disgusting.

>>25947 It's disgusting there's no Troll touching me with her big hands.

>>25948 >>25949 I honestly can't keep "trolling" you since I have basically no troll posts. They're MADE for dirndls, and I only have a few of those kinds of pics.

I really could use an undead noblewoman with a big rack cuddling me while telling me everything is gonna be alwight

>>25840 I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anon. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udûn! Go back to the shadow.

>>25951 I'm ready for wight girl summer

>>25954 wight girl... save me... wight girl save me wight girl

>>25944 I'm into that gross and unappealing side of Trolls

>>25951 They're not nobility but they do lovr comforting their masters so

>>25951 I would love to have a Zombie noblewoman, you know a Zombie that has a rich mom and a team of maids that has to dress her every morning despite being a shambling mess of a living corpse. I think she would be extremely cute.

I HAVE DEFINITIVE PROOF ON A USB STICK THAT IMPLICATES AND EXPOSES THE WHOLE MOFUKUZA. I HAVE PROOF OF THEIR ILLEGAL HUMAN MALE KIDNAPPING OPERATION AND EXOTIC WESTERN MALE MAIL ORDER HUSBAND SMUGGLING OPERATION THAT OUTSOURCS TO THE EAST!!!! IT IS UNDENIABLE AND I AM GOING TO PRESENT IT TO THE MGC POLICE COMMISSIONER, DISTRICT ATTOURNEY AND THE HONORABLE JUDGE ANUBIS RIGHT NOW!!! I WILL NAME EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE MOFUKUZA AND HAVE THEM BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!! THEY WILL NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY KIND ANYMORE!!! I'M OFF, WISH ME LUCK!!!

>>25959 >THE MGC POLICE COMMISSIONER A hellhound who got promoted to a desk job which lead to her missing the chance to chase down a husband for herself >DISTRICT ATTOURNEY A nuki who's job kept her too busy to scam a man into marrying her and her biological clock has started ticking >THE HONORABLE JUDGE ANUBIS A monster who's family originates from a slave culture and is regularly asked when she's going to get her own slave boy to marry

>>25960 They have to carry out justice, it's their JOB!

>>25959 Damn could you upload a copy to the internet before you disappear for good?

>>25962 I just assume he's doing some kind of weird fox courtship ritual. Foxes are the STRANGEST about courtship, swear to Maou. >9 out of 10 "abandoned shrines" with "sealed fox spirits" are just drunk old foxes spreading rumors in hopes of attracting a mate >Nobody really knows why they do that, or seal themselves up like that. >BUT >For some insane reason, it works. Anonymous adventurers are all over those old girls like white on rice. >Go figure.

>>25954 Would 14Words with. Would 14 Wight daughters with.

>>25961 >... and Anon got carried out... >... with a broken pelvis.

>>25963 Ever wonder why the foxes that do that shit are OLD? Because successful vixens find their mates very quickly, these old crones are failures relying on a meme strat and reatively few idiots fall for Picrel is the reality of the situation

>>25966 >"Young" foxes >Each has a bunch of tails

I've heard snakes are in high demand.

when im tired i want nothing more than fluffy fox tails to cuddle as i doze off. granted, i also want that while im awake. but its worse when im tired.

Damn you monster-fuckers you got me in trouble with the Mamono police!

>>25972 How so?

>>25814 >from Old French gargole, gargoule "throat;" . . . also from Medieval Latin gargola, gargulio (see gargle (v.)). I... oh. What a lewd creature.

>>25974 Imagine being a novice and you get told by your snickering seniors to go clean the gutters at the abbey roof, only to come face to face with these things...

>>25974 Why do you spoiler that word?

>>25973 My underground business that sells illegal transformative drugs got found out, that someone ratted me out now I'm on the run.

>>25976 Nevermind, I checked 4chan. Flayers are a top priority

>>25981 Where in the world is Cortex Suckawayo?

So would the necronomicon just be a abyssal porn book that shows all different types of transformations that you can use to fuck your monster wife.

>>25975 >twilight >finishing up chores before the day's end >scouring out the gutters and checking the shingles for leaks on the steep steeple roof >shimmy around a corner and come face to face with a gargoyle holding a ridiculously lewd expression with her tongue lolling out >water? drips along its wavy length and off the forked tip >its eyes follow you as you navigate around it >continue your work, feeling a bit stupid while you use a broom on a mossy roof >"Aren't you going to clean me too?" >turn around >nothing but the back of the gargoyle, including her sculpted granite rear, arching back, and webbed wings >thou shalt not lust after statues >keep going around another corner >hear a light scrabbling on the other side of the roof, like a squirrel or something >make it around the roof to where you started >ladder's gone >call out to your masters >nothing but the far and few chirps of the last of autumn's birds >the sun is past the horizon and it's getting dark >"You look like you're in need of help." >turn around >look up >gargoyle is perched on the corner of the belfry, peering down at you, as are its generously carved breasts hanging between her arms like plump plumb bobs >the stone shifts into a smile >"Come into the bell chamber. I will lower you down." >know better than to entrust your wellbeing to a system of pulleys operated by a monster but you really want to get home and not be at the mercy of some pranksters >step in to the shadowed chamber under the bell >"Only, I am far too stiff to avail you straight away. We will have to wait until night falls so that I become supple and limber for you. Oh, but then, I can fly you right to your home just as well." >never could figure out if monsters were tricky or just dim >"Besides. You're not done." >descends from the shadow with glinting eyes, upside down like a bat, unfurling and stretching her body out before you until her head hovers at your belt >"I'm part of the roof, aren't I? There's something in my throat, and I need your special tool to scour it out." >faced with gargoyle hips and thighs, her stone slit glistens in the sunset before your eyes, stunning you long enough for your pants to be loosed >"You'll get a cleaning, too~."

>>25985 The Kama Sutra of Chaos?

>>25986 Can gargoyles be made from rich metal too like gold and adorn with jewelry or it's too close to golems? One made from jade would be beautiful.

>>25987 Yes.

>>25985 >is almost indistinguishable from any regular tentacle rape hentai

>>25990 You seems to like gargoyles a lot, what's materials would you prefer and why? Regular gargoyle body or something different?

>>25986 A duty to be taken seriously, for sure.

>>25989 There technically isn't anything explicit about it in their profiles besides a small reference to "cold stone". I guess yeah?

>>25989 I don't see why not, though gold isn't a popular base material for statue making. I expect most of the "pretty" Gargoyles are made of white marble, and I imagine a jade Gargoyle is a Mist Continent girl.

>>25989 That's an expensive piece of plumbing.

>>25989 They're just statues that have had a soul shoved into them at some point. I imagine if anyone has ever made a statue of a certain material, there's a chance that a gargoyle made of that material also exists. If you wanted a jade gargoyle, there's probably some ancient mist continent temple with jade statues that some evil spirit put themselves into long ago. They should be gargoyles now.

>>25997 >evil spirit Rude!

>>25995 >gold isn't a popular base material for statue making Because it would be expensive as fuck. At that point, why make a gargoyle out of it. I suppose the gargoyle could be made to guard the palace of a rich king or something.

>>25999 It's not just that it's expensive. Gold is really heavy and soft at the same time, so it would collapse under its own weight.

>>26000 You could make a statue out of gold plated tungsten if you had a big enough sintering press.

>>26001 Somewhere, a Gremlin's ears just perked up

>>26000 Fair, at best she would just be gold plated like >>26001 said But even then the plating would eventually wear off even if you took a lot of care. You might as well make her out of tungsten and get yourself a big, strong, gargoyle wife. Tungsten is probably the strongest pure metal known to man. If you wanted a golden wife you'd look for miss coin instead.

>>25999 I doubt the gargoyle is being made like that on purpose. It's more likely that some rich guy made a golden statue because he wants to brag about his money and the gargoyle just takes the statue over like that one chief god statue.

>>26004 Maybe guard isn't the right word, but certainly for decoration, yeah. But you never know, some pharaohs might just have them for both reasons.

Cut her tail to get a not so good Axe

>>25923 >>25999 >Because it would be expensive as fuck. It's also incredibly soft, and weak to the elements. You'd only have gold statues inside, while gargoyles are meant as an outside decoration. >>26003 Now i'm imagining a bras gargoyle that has weathered dark skin everywhere else but "those" places where she sees heavy use.

>>26005 Gargouilles were made to ward off evil and decorate churches, basilicas, cathedrals... They hold both roles, guardian and decorations. You also find them anywhere where ghotic architecture are used

>>26007 If money were no object then iridium would work for an outdoor gargoyle. You might not want her to be on top though, because she'd weigh at least one and a half tons.

Speaking of gargoyles, I was at a rally about objectification of women the other day. There were lots of them there along with golems, automatons, candlegeists, the zipangu tsukumogamis, and even mimics like creeping coins and the typical mimics. If you're wondering how the gargoyles were out during the day, all of them are wearing some special watch. A gremlin invention I heard.

>>26010 >gargoyles turning to stone is not tied to sunlight but the time of day >you can just set the "internal clock" to a different timezone to avoid it ??

>>26008 Oh, for sure. In fact, there is nothing saying that they don't serve both functions. They were even used to control how the rain falls dow roofs. But what i mean is that they are usually on the roof, meaning, on the outside. >>26011 Sounds like cheating. It would make much more sense if they were wearing dark capes that cover their entire body instead.

>>26011 >>26013 The gremlins are getting smarter everyday, I'm telling you

>>26014 Too smart, some would say. Next thing you hear, they solved the male birth crisis before the DL did.

>>26015 >miss gremlin combines the DNA of the world's most evil monsters to create the most evil creature of them all >it turns out it's man

Disposition: Bald.

>>26015 >You've managed to find a solution to one of the most pressing problems in the world? Can you show me? <...No. Uh huh.

>>26007 >while gargoyles are meant as an outside decoration. Absolutely WRONG. >Grotesques are decorative >Gargoyles are part of the building's water system--spouts to move the water further away from the building https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gargoyle You will be gently spanked by a gargoyle dressed like a nun until you learn this lesson!

>>26016 Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

>>26020 >Miss Grem has a little green Charlie Chaplin mustache. >Keeps working on "Wunderwaffen" to "win the war" >Nobody's really sure what war needs to be won via a Giant Mecha Goering (seats 12!) but goddamn, did she ever build it.

>>26017 Literally me.

>>26019 Sigh. I meant as in they are outside. There is nothing saying a decorative construction can't have a utilitarian use. Otherwise they would just be tubes. But they aren't they are shaped like am monster, meaning they are also decorating, adorning, etc.

>>26021 >her nemesis is a pigeon harpy

>>26023 Your lack of apology means another hour of gentle, but firm, gargoyle nun spankings! Anon, I'm starting to think that you are LOOKING FORWARD TO these spankings.

Look at this Gargoyle Nun! I can't believe ANYONE would want to be spanked by her. You are all PERVERTS! Gargoyles really do not get as much art as they should. Did Western artists not want to fuck Desdemona as kids? She was an EVIL REDHEADED GARGOYLE! Who can resist that?

>>26026 Gargoyle are monstrous men in western culture that's why you see almost nothing around them.

>>26027 But thanks to Disney, we have a hot redheaded lady gargoyle! The previous generation had a million furry awakenings from the Disney Robin Hood. I demand a million monster girl lust awakenings from Disney's Gargoyles. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>26026 Gargoyles is quite the old series. You'll struggle to find anyone who watched it these days.