Here comes the hebi!

>>32438 Wrong. It's the gloomy disposition and it's not even close.

>>32455 it'd be a lot of fun to short circuit your bug wife with antennae nibbles/fondling, caressing the sensitive areas under the elytra, tracing your fingers along the spots where chitin plates meet up

>>32460 All of this is ENTIRELY too lewd. Please report to Miss Spooder's De-Lewding Facility post-haste.

>>32458 Let me rank and explain the various tiers of monster girl personalities. <S-Rank Yandere. Also, fun fact, the "S" in S-Rank stands for SNEK. <F-Rank Everything else.

>>32458 You’re both wrong it’s strong-willed due to Oni supremacy.

What a coincidence that the best disposition always seem to be the one that anon's favorite mamono has.

>>32463 You're also wrong, it's actually Lustful. Look at the girls like Demon on there.

>>32464 That IS a coincidence. But only a coincidence. It just so happens that monster girls who are SAVAGELY yandere are the best, and that's all!

>>32465 Damn you got me

it's ferocious, loyal actually

I'd love to see the reverse. Mamono arguing about what anon disposition is the best.

Mating press younger girls

>>32470 >Sabbath girls constantly talking up "Fat, balding men" as "peak male performance" >Hags talking up "cute shotas" >Oomukade talking about "that fucker IceWizzard6969" who "can't main Bard if he doesn't know how to support" (she likes him)

>>32470 Beelzebub and Devil see “Easily tempted” and immediately claim they can make him worse.

>>32470 the loudest subset of mamanonymous are the ones fervently thirsty for the horny, lonely, sad type, but they're just the loudest that do the most writefagging and OC, they aren't the most numerous the most numerous are primarily lurkers who favor lustful and easily broken

>>32470 >disposition: slut i mean...

I wonder if the Human Male Encyclopedia wiki loads pages any faster

As the Chief God as my witness, I will kick Druella up the arse!

>>32477 I declare this the gayest post in the thread.

>>32479 what, you think they don't have the HME? who's their wandering scholar?

>>32480 Maybe they do, maybe they don't Either way, why do you want the pages there to load faster? Maybe is it to look at the images and read the smut written by totally not Druella? Suspicious.

One thing I don't like about this place is that it's not as clear when a thread dies. I bet the gremlins are behind this. They're always messing up everything

>>32482 >It's not as clear when the thread dies Our thread dies when we reach post limit. Doesn't get clearer than that.

>>32483 Yes, but I'm retarded so I don't know where to look for the number of posts since it's not in the usual place.

>>32481 it's impolite to point out when we accidentally post on the wrong tab, we don't do it to humans

>>32480 her quest for a bf continues

>>32485 A bit inconvenient, but you can see it in the catalog. I wouldn't worry too much about it. I just vaguely keep track of where it is.

>>32482 >>32483 the problem is that it dosent show post number anywhere when viewing a thread. the only way i've found is the side catalog which gets annoying to use once we hit bumplimit anyway, suggested that a post counter be added to the bottom of the page, so lets hope it gets implemented >>>/site/50

>>32456 I welcome with open arms our new Sabbath overlords and I love the vacation pack and the dental plan that include being engaged with a Sabbath member

>>32486 sending Saphirette and all her elementals empty egg cartons for their birthdays as a joke.

>>32491 Masterful prank. The OG chesh would be proud.

>>32492 Cheshes used to be goats originally you say? Wonderland really is weird

>>32494 What? When did i say that?

>>32495 OG? Original Goat?

>>32498 I thought it just stood for Original, though Urban dictionary says it stands for "Original Gangsta"

>>32500 It must be Original Goat, though. Otherwise someone went on the Internet--THE INTERNET, for fuck's sake!--and told a lie.

>>32501 og has been original gangsta since before the internet was even born

>>32502 I have no clue about american nigger language

>>32505 game where you play a guy post-portals and the Wan Andreas Police Department is all just hooligan hellhounds. open city sandbox that's entirely just the wanted system and trying to evade the WAPD for as long as possible, you are wanted by default and the more desperately you try to escape the higher your wanted level goes, bringing in more and stronger hellhounds with different equipment and tactics. you need cars to outpace them and rely on misdirection when your car is inevitably destroyed and you need to steal a new one. it's just an endless survival mode where you shoot for high scores and there's an in-depth car destruction system where they can jump onto the vehicles themselves as you're driving them, and if you don't shake them off in time they do things like tear off the roofs and punch through the windows

Give me some drawing requests No lewd No gore No fetish

>>32508 draw your mamono wife smiling until you do, she is very sad because of your inaction

>>32508 Draw a Hellhound marrying her husband

>>32508 You keep doing this, and you keep posting nothing. Post an ANGRY mamono typing ANGRILY on her computer.

>>32508 Leanan Sidhe extremely pent up over lack of pictures.

>>32508 Frustrated gremlin trying to help Wight understand her new phone OR Ches showing you her prank schedule

>>32508 Troll wearing a thong

>>32515 Fuck that--a troll wearing BOTH thongs.

>>32471 Boring. Can I mating press older girls pretending to be younger?

>>32517 got a permit?

>>32508 A dragon zombie listening to lofi music.

reproduce

>>32471 Mating press older girls

>>32510 not the incorrigible him and I know it is terrible, but someone's going to walk away from this getting something out of it at least one time, and it might as well be a hellhound

>>32517 Don't you want a younger monster that might seem bratty on the surface but will blush massively and get all giddy and nervous just from holding hands?

>>32522 clothes rarely survive the wedding

>>32522 Looks like a good wife to me.

>>32522 This is cute; a story in a picture to boot. Thank you for delivering.

>>32523 NTA, but I want an older monster who is a voracious sexual deviant on the surface... but will blush massively and get all giddy and nervous just from holding hands.

>>32527 that's literally every single one of them except maybe a hatter if she's on the ball that day

>>32528 OK, well, if any of them show up, I'll be ready. Sigh..........

>>32527 at this point i'm happy to get a voracious sexual monster who's a voracious sexual monster

>>32521 Senko and Shiro are my second and third favorite lolibabas

do people wife mamono like high orcs, ogres, and the like? I feel like they're great designs and hot loss scenarios, but "this sucks, actually" otherwise

>>32532 It's all ogre

>>32532 I'm not into h'orcs because that's basically a harem scenario and I'm strictly monogamous. Ogres are just not my thing at all. I'm not really a lover or a fighter. I'm just a guy with a computer and I don't want to battle anyone--not even online!

>>32532 Yes, I love LotR horde harem scenarios

>>32534 >strictly monogamous >not really a lover sounds like you're begging to get crushed to me >>32535 even if they laugh like "buhihihi?"

>>32536 I need a big spooder to come rescue me from loneliness

>>32532 Horcs are a package deal with their minions and are a fantastic setup for anon to fuck his way up thebranks and go from captured cannon fodder to brutal warlord so yeah, people do wife them

>>32536 >even if they laugh like "buhihihi?" Specially in that case

why isn't there a MGE fumo line?

>>32540 Because you touch yourself at night.

>>32520 Make me, Abe-chan.

>>32542 Echidnas are for gentle marriage, not jibes.

>>32541 damn guess i'll stop

>>32539 What happened to the double sided dildo that was between them?

>>32540 I would prefer action figure à la Figma, revoltech, joytoy, Sh... For now, I only got a normal cat girl and imagine that she's purple. Izutsumi, from delicious dungeon, should be out next year so they're that at least.

>>32547 You're in luck. There's a cheshire figure in the works (I believe)

>>32550 I know but since the announcement, we haven't gotten any news. It's possibly cancelled. I check every month if Broccoli show a prototype but nothing. It's annoying, it was the perfect figure

>>32546 I put it up my butt.

>>32508 What's up with this guy?

>>32555 He's stealing all your ideas to make a fanfic

Monday huh.

>>32561 Yeah, I'm back at work after vacation, the orange werecat was right.

>>32532 I like H’Orcs because they hit that sweet spot between barbarian archetypes and voracious women. You either die by the fuck or become Conan, there are no alternatives.

What's your dream job in a post portal world? Would you prefer to farm mana passively or get a normal job? Maybe open a business like a pub or a bakery

>>32478 Ouch! Some weird-anon just kicked me in the balls mid-fuck!

oh no anon! you accidentally beat the salamander an now she's mereing all over the place

Personally, I'm not keen of a worldwide portal opening. I don't want normalfags to ruin what I love. They deserve to stay in this shitty world. However, I will ensure everyone here will get a personal invitation sent by Druella herself in the form of an ancient scroll. Reading it will open a portal in your room, and only you can access it.

>>32569 And how do I bring my family with me? Unless I die here first, I'm not a fan of leaving everyone behind.

>>32569 Too bad nerd, portals will open all over the place and you will see the annoying neighbors bang his hot as fuck succubus wife on his balcony. Not that you will care at that point, because your own mamono wife will get horny from seeing this too and will pull you in for a quickie.

>>32515 >>32516 A confused Bunyip holding one thong.

>>32564 All I know is delivering papers

>>32571 No, my annoying neighbors deserves to be fucking their old and balding h*man wife. Only me (and the anons here) deserve eternally beautiful monster wives. >>32570 You can make a request to Druella when you're there.

>>32573 A high demand job in a world where internet isn't a thing yet

>>32574 And what's about my friends, and theirs family, and the friend of family members? And the friend of those friends? Et caetera, et caetera... Either you stop the flood at the start or let it go.

>>32575 It is a scary thought, going out at night by myself. Who knows what I'd run into...

>>32576 That depends on Druella's mood, sorry. You alone have the best chance of getting invited.

>>32574 Don't be such a misanthrope, even they might become better people.

Why do the lvl 1 monsters start crying when i defeat them? I'm not running a charity here, if you want my loot you need to work for it.

>>32580 I will welcome our new monster overlords will open arms because they can make this world a better place, but I will expect no cooperation whatsoever from our world. The proof? The history of our world. There will have to be full on monsterization of entire nations for this to work, and to be honest, as much as I hate this world I think it's better for it to be left alone. So, I prefer just going there myself with you anons because you're nice people.

>>32564 As silly as it sounds, i want to be a traveling potion seller. Go around travelling the world with my wives, discovering new ingredients and recipes and then selling them at a low enough price to make my travels possible while also helping those in need.

>>32583 Most people are nice anon. Cutting off the head of the snake is pretty easy for mamono who have magic in their hands. They already deal with the order, and they are the worst elements of this world on steroids. Mamono won't have much issue with the retards here, but i'm sure they think it's endearing you are trying to shield them.

>>32583 NTA but I can't find the courage to abandon everything and everyone behind, I will hope for a post-mortem teleportation

>>32578 Get a wan warden to bodyguard you >>32584 It's not silly, it's a nice idea. Mixing adventures and work sounds great, I just hope that you won't include a 'nuki in your party.

>>32584 You'd need to have a Breaking Bad style portable meth lab to make those potions

>>32564 Become a wandering scholar, except this time instead of just asking random monsters some questions, I'm building a big harem and write based on my experiences.

>>32587 >I just hope that you won't include a 'nuki in your party. How so? I don't think i'd need one, nor do i particularly like or dislike them. >>32588 Good old horse carriage with my potion brewing kit inside. If i need anything more complex, i can always use the nearest big city's university to do the heavy work, in exchange for access to my findings.

>>32582 >annoying lvl 1 Imp brat read too many of those "lvl 100 adventurer surrenders to lvl 1 succubus and lets her drain his levels" doujins and throws a tantrum when anon OHKOs her with a flick to the forehead instead

>>32591 Imagine flicking a lvl 1 imp and leaving a small mark on her forehead. I bet mamono go crazy for stuff like that, saying that you "permanently marked them as yours" and aggressively hateschlicking thinking about the day when they will finally get revenge for what you did to them.

>>32585 >Cutting off the head of the snake is pretty easy for mamono who have magic in their hand This is our shitty world, it's our responsibility to supply the necessary violence of action to unfuck it. Cooperation is acceptable but no monster led movement is mind raping tyrants into being good people with a happy existence, they hang. A grand upheaval must usher in the new epoch or else it will never escape the appearance of being an insidious subversion

>>32568 >have salamander childhood friend >never can win a fight against her >end up studying magic instead >sally becomes blessed by the gods and a destined hero to save the world >join her on her quest >travel together >fight side by side >endure hardships >experience triumphs >the end of your long quest draws near >beat her in a friendly sparring match completely be accident >instantly becomes doe eyed mere lizard >hapless maiden >cowers behind you >cannot fight for she is but mere lvl 1 wife we're never gonna save the world...

>>32596 To undo the mereing simply lose to her in combat.

>>32596 Let her win in a cook fight

>>32596 But I don't want my salamander to become a mere female lizard. That's what lizardmen are for. I want her to get overly horny and even more competitive when I win

>>32594 And then the day comes and she appears before you as a Lvl 1000 Arch Imp raid boss

>>32596 Nah, mereing your heroine is the best strategy. She can't fight anymore, but you get an instant win against the big bad because she sees the two of you being lovey dovey and runs to her room to cry. Then when she comes back in the sequel, she realizes how lonely she is and Eros sends a male hero to finish the job.

>>32596 >fall in love with dumb fighty idiot dork with a heart of fire and lickable abs >get it in your head that if you want her to respect you you have to beat her in a fight >train your ass off for years >imagining going on exciting adventures at her side as you get ready to challenge her one final time >pull that last blow >she's standing there with narrowed pupils, covered in sweat, like she's frozen in time for a moment >aw hell yeah here comes the part where she floors me and crushes my pelvis >watch in horror as she turns into an unadventurous tradwife before your eyes in but a few moments >"I think we should settle down together" >the woman, full of fire and strong as steel, the one you loved, is gone

>>32594 I wonder if there will be a fight where dhe fights alongside anon to overcome a greater threat, onyl to run away blushing because anon fought with her and complimented her for a job well done >Nice, you've grown up! Im glad you're better than that lv 1 noob you were when I fought you bck then! >KYAAAAA!*poof*

>>32602 so why cant you invite your unadventurous tradwife on a honeymoon across the world? It's all in the way you sell it, anon. She wont agree to an adventure but she'll agree to a sightseeing trip in your arms

>>32604 I don't want to have to deceive and manipulate my wife, that shit sucks

>>32605 >promise her a honeymoon across the world >give her just that I see nothing deceptive about that

>>32599 Based.

>>32599 Actually her entry seems to imply that is the case. I, too, like salamanders more because of that.

Fight Salamanders Defeat Salamanders Fuck Salamanders Breed Salamanders Marry Salamanders Fight the Salamanders you married Fuck the Salamanders again Keep breeding the Salamanders until you have an army of Salamanders

>>32606 if the intent is to battle across the globe together getting rich and strong from plunder and she agreed to a peaceful sightseeing trip, I've lied to her and thus failed as a husband. and if that's my intent but I specifically word it to sound like a peaceful sightseeing trip just to "avoid lying," I've manipulated her to get what I want while lying to myself about what I'm doing (lying without telling a lie), and failed as a person entirely finally, if I've married a woman I can't just speak plainly to, I've failed in my goal. I like actual honesty too much for this >>32608 yeah I'm glad salamanders are that way. they're great, a strict upgrade I imagine red dragons are to dragons as salamanders are to lizardwomen, but there's no red dragon entry (yet) red dragons and some form of crocodile woman (distinct from standard lizzers. more aquatic and hungry and dumb and lazystrong) are two things I'd love to see MGE entries for

>>32564 Barebacked and tanned in the sun, mowing the fields of wheat with a scythe season in and out.

>>32611 i know that one hand sign they keep using is supposed to look like a fox. but what is this one supposed to be?

>>32612 il never get used to the reply window not clearing when i close it.

>>32564 depends on the actual state of the world if there's highly profitable adventure to be found hell yeah if there's not so much, I'd go for woodsman until I can afford to open a bar and grill

>>32610 would a red dragon be different than a firedrake? presumably that's what deonora and her sister are

>>32613 It is fairly jarring, agreed.

>>32615 it really depends on your dragon classification, a red dragon is just a dragon, but generally big, better, and meaner, while drakes are 4 legged dragons with no wings, theyre kinda like wyverns and wurns, being a "lesser" dragon

>>32613 It works both ways, I hated how on 4chinz I would lose a long ass reply if I hit F5 and then I couldn't be bothered to write it again

>>32600 And then i'm still going to make fun of her for losing at lvl one against me, defeat her, and then leave another mark she can remember me by. >>32603 If she can get over what happened and fight besides me with honor, i'll fill her with praise.

>>32618 im not denying that its a objectively better method. im just excusing me accidently replying to that Anon.

>>32615 probably depends on how into the weeds you wanna get with dragon taxonomy. I mostly just imagine they're wilder dragons that don't mere the fuck out, maybe more greedy/traditional dragon-y. mostly behavioral things and having red scales, possibly stronger due to being less civilized. kind of like a red slime to slime situation, except more genetic. as humans we're autistic as fuck about fantasy dragon taxonomy, imagine how it is with actual super prideful dragons

>>32621 DRAGONS ARE JUST DEFORMED SNAKES!

>>32622 I'll deform YOUR snake if you ever say that shit to me again

>>32622 oh yeah? then why aren't they cute?

>>32620 No blood no foul I was just mildly confused how the topic of foxes came up as a response to farming.

>>32624 that's even worse. I was going to smear and swirl brush a lamia image, but instead I'm just going to frown dragons ARE cute and you should tell them they're cute because it'll just make them even more cute

>>32627 if i'm in a room with a snake and a dragon the snake is definitely making off with me while the dragon is just getting started on her tsun-tsun routine

Meanwhile, wurms are just big sneaks, which is why they are so cute and lovable.

>>32629 Wurm sneaking around? Doubt it. She makes too many vibrations to hide her presence. I could hear her coming a mile away.

>>32630 they do show up on richter scales

>>32632 Why is the wurm being judged?

>>32633 she got the 'ms demeanor' award for petty vandalism and have to go the courthouse to collect it

>>32569 Leaving everyone I know would make going through a hard choice. I think I'd still take go if I believed 100% that this was somehow a portal to the MGE world and I wouldn't end up in Order territory, but I'd at least need time to make some goodbyes so everyone didn't think I died or something. It'd be nice if I could come back once or twice a year or something too.

>>32636 I'm sure the mamono will give you time to write a letter and magnetize your hard drives

I said i wanted to become a sandworm dentist and everyone looked at me like i was a slut.

>>32637 Magnetize? No, I need time to get solar panels and load up my laptop, I want to show my wife Earth porn. There are ideas I want to try...

gargoyle wife who poses as a reference for you to draw or paint during the day

>>32640 It's like painting minis, except for the mini part.

>>32641 actually you're right gargoyle wife who's into bodypainting

>>32640 >Gargoyle wife in the middle of stripping for hawt living room sex >Dawn breaks >She's now frozen with her skirt off, shirt and arms over her head, bra up and tits out >Way too heavy to move >Company you can't refuse come over >Make hasty preparations >They tug off the sheet you tossed over ber before you can warn them not to >Well, at least you thought to slap some pasties on her

>>32643 this just makes me think about how the hell to introduce a mamono wife to my 80 year old parents >so how did you two meet?

>>32645 Well anon, you can practice now. Gow did you two meet?

>>32640 Gargoyle mesugaki that wears sexy cosplay outfits and purposefully freezes into sexy poses during daytime

>>32642 Mamono already love bodypainting with the whole dark insignia stuff, so i'd imagine they would feel even more excited to have their husbands do it instead of an insignia artist(?).

Dragonia Dragons sure insist that you stay over for the night

>>32649 You could have typeset that a bit better.

>>32649 At least they ask. In the malef kingdoms a dragon can just pick you up and carry you home and there's really nothing you can do about it.

>>32641 At least with minis I can hide mistakes with blood or weathering.

>>32649 Well I mean, it is getting late...

>>32532 i cannot think of a single downside to the high orc or the ogre, unless youd care to enlighten me

>>32646 I had a story typed up but it was too dorky to post so I deleted it

>>32564 ideally me and my wife would not exist by government records because we live very far underground and i am a squid 23 hours of the day, but otherwise id like to be some kind of guide through one of the wackier parts of the world like wonderland or the mist continent. nothing super serious, id just like it if me and my wife could protect other couples from getting jumped by trumparts or something.

>>32648 A wife with an oral slut tattoo on her tongue sure sounds fun. KC even makes those tribal looking tattoos not complete trash.

>>32458 >>32462 here is the correct answer

>>32652 Don't shy away dlfrom your mistakes. Learn from them.

>>32656 Guess we will never know...

>>32648 I want to body paint corpses

>>32659 Everyone is circling around it but the real secret ingredient is ferocious.

I'm sorry ms vampire, but garlic toast is bigger than our relationship

>>32659 >obedient in F >>>>>>>>>> Shit taste is still taste i guess

>>32666 ferocious IS the best one

>>32667 If vampires could commit suicide, she definitely would.

How exactly does one prevent getting the "Heart Pupils" status whenever a monstergirl uses "Compliment" on you?

>>32674 gear for love resistance. you don't need that much, even 20% lowers the effectiveness to a manageable swoon. or better yet just get full-on immunity

>>32676 Is the love resist gear still effective if you have a -100 innate love resist?

>>32674 just wear sunglasses

>>32674 Heart pupils are only acceptable on female faces, guys having heart pupils is a disgusting mental image. Imagine some balding dude with a patchy mustache having heart pupils, how horrific.

>>32677 you just need more of it at that point, but you'd need to budget so much to it you might as well just hunt down and pay for one immunity piece >>32678 this does stop them from recognizing the status, but it doesn't stop you from suffering it. so it only works on unconfident mamono

>>32676 but i need all my gear slots for mofu resistance. is there no other way?

>>32679 Not for me to judge or care about, it's for mamono. >>32680 You only get immunity from a set bonus from unique Eros gear. I'd need to defeat a temple cupid highpriestess in a serious fight to obtain one, and as you can imagine, that's almost impossible with negative love resist. Need the gear to get the resist, need the resist to get the gear...

>>32681 you gotta make concessions somewhere. carry lots of accessories around and swap them as the situation demands the only one you really don't need is lightning resistance

>>32674 You're immune if your WIS is low enough. If I got a compliment from a girl, I'd think she's either just being nice, making fun of me, or trying to take advantage of me.

>>32685 >somewhat above average STR/DEX/CON for Human >dumped INT/WIS/CHA all the way >otherwise built for will saves no mamono will defeat me. I'm unbeatable

>>32684 figured as much, its hopeless. im still going to fight to those vixen tooth and nail for every mofubrain stack they put on me.

>>32688 never give up. do not let foxes win

>>32648 Gotta wonder what monsters have spent the time making their own unique insignias to give to their minions as a sign on bonus or as a way to corrupt human women into specific species. Pretty the dragonewt in the profile has one that's not listed with all the others. I imagine a mushroom one which looks like a cross between a mushroom bomb and traditional womb tattoo, which increases spore production in mushroom monsters, and makes humans act high

>>32687 >mamano buffs your WIS by magic and potions >lose your immunity to the heart pupil status I would say "bet you feel stupid" but the opposite has happened.

>>32681 Use a extra heavy power armor, excellent res everywhere, filter.for air born effects, energy shield for elemental effect and enough pose to tank a boss minotaur charge. You are only weak against gremlins but shoot them and it's not a problem anymore.

>>32691 I will look her dead in the eye and say "sorry but beneficial effects require a willing target"

>>32674 raise your self esteem. miss dark elf does good cognitive behavioral therapy sessions every thursday

>>32689 giving up is real easy though. i should probably let foxes win

>>32690 >cross between a mushroom bomb and traditional womb tattoo, Imagine if it made the wearer explode into a cloud of shroom spores whenever they feel cornered or get highly excited.

>>32690 puffball shroom for that cup size bonus

>>32648 i really like the idea of having the insignia put onto me, and it makes me unable to resist/have more stamina/whatever sexual stuff. both the man and the monster getting them done as a date could be cute

>>32695 looks like he failed another WIS save. hopefully there isnt a fox nearby to take advantage of him.

>>32648 most of kuroferus stuff didn't appeal to me but the tattoo parlor is really neat. i'd love to chat up the artists

>>32691 >I would say "bet you feel stupid" Paradoxically that may be true anyway.

>>32695 it's about principal. you CAN'T let the foxes win. it's what they want and don't deserve they think just because there's a fluffy tail on the line they can get whatever they want. it's your duty as a man to defy their will

>>32705 You're a tsun tsun catlike anon

>>32705 ah, sorry, what did you say?

>>32705 not to mention that ALL foxes are a threat. they're notorious of playing the long game, going as far as to befriend the parents of their mark before they're even born. theres not a single fox that could possibly be safe, you need to cut all of them out of your life asap.

>>32707 cats are a force of justice relative to the destructive power of foxes >>32709 no... you have to fight it! you can't give in that easily! >>32710 at least someone else gets it

>>32711 You're acting like a cat that need a fox to feed him gyozas

>>32705 Mofu is no joke. Just say no.

>>32713 mofubrain from other sources is good, actually. especially dogs it's the fox strain that brings ruin and misery

whats wrong with having foxes around? they just want men to feel comfortable and wanted, some are just a little forceful...

>>32715 you've been deceived. they're after complete bloodline control for monetary and political gain every despotic emperor has a fox behind him pulling the strings

>>32716 >they're after complete bloodline control for monetary and political gain but for what do they seek these things? for the good of their husband! every despotic emperor has a fox behind him pulling the strings hey now, thats pre-demon lord. no point bringing that up

>>32717 >thats pre-demon lord. Yeah, now she's in front of him, pulling his dick!

I see the fox hate brigade is at full force.

>>32719 its fine Anon. you're allowed to say their name here.

>>32666 It’s Miss ushi! Such a cute spider cow.

>>32716 This is false, some have danukis behind them. "It’s not uncommon to find men who pay off the debt by offering them their body. By seizing capital and social standing in this way, they force men into obedience and claim them for themselves."

>>32720 No, we don't talk about (((them))). Speak no evil and all.

>>32722 wicked beings, the lot of them. il will never forgive the zipanese

>>32564 You know how every evil overlord has a mad scientist to design their gadgets and weapons? That would be me with my malef wife.

Mentor lvl 1 monster adventurers Watch your party of athletic bottom-heavy little girls run around in micro bikinis Have sex with your students

truly zipangu is the place to not be

Most unfair attack?

>>32729 can't stand it whenever Dazzling Smile is used against me it's a oneshot when they have Fangs and are standing with their back to beautiful scenery. what the hell even kind of circumstantial bonus is that? how are you supposed to ever be ready for it? it's not fair at all, total RNG bullshit

>>32729 bashful pause into smug, sultry smile is a well-known combo that any adventurer worth their xp know how to avoid.

>>32729 Crying combined with honest pleading has no counterplay. What am i supposed to do, say no?

STOP ANSWERING you're just telling them how to win you think those are anonymous humans you're replying to? you're just giving up your weaknesses

>>32733 Dont know what you're talking about

>>32735 NO ONE is weak to hugs here, I guarantee it. wouldn't even bother trying

>>32729 I've been complaining to the devs for years about this bullshit. You can't even punish it on whiff, it's ridiculous.

>>32736 especially full body snake hugs. monster will get 0 affection by holding me in their scaly coils and whispering sweet nothings into my ear.

>>32733 I'm just giving the monsters a fairer chance. It'd be too easy for me otherwise, they have to know at least something.

>>32738 >sweet nothings Why would you want her to whisper meaningless things to you?

>>32737 >1/3rd screen >9f startup >only -2 on block but it has so much pushback you can just do it again >full disjoint >crouches under fireballs and mids >anti airs >wallbounce on CH swear the dev has to be the mamono lord herself, Human Male Guy can't even interact with this garbage, he just gets walked to the corner trying to stay out of its range and opened up by the command grab. this game SUCKS

>>32737 they keep "nerfing" it every patch, but it only seems get stronger each time. i swear the dev team are all foxes. like, its had a constantly active grab hitbox, even when they're completely passive for how many years now?

>>32729 whatever this is

>>32733 I'm weak to wobbling boobers, baked goods, and heartfelt affirmations. I'm tired of playing, just let me lose.

>>32741 i can only focus on her words for a fraction of a second before the comfortable squeeze of her tail snaps me out o- ehm, i mean, because it has absolutely no effect on me!

>>32729 Spore. Passive, automatic and unblockable with frankly bullshit range. You can't even know you been hit until enough of the status has built up for lv 2 to activate. You can't even cast dispel or use an anti-poison potion because whoever coded this shit coded it as a positive buff. Don't even get me started on the bs once a monster REALLY builds into spore, what with how it combos with faiths, magics, species buffs and tattoos not to mention its physical stat scaling. I guess also love letter's. I don't think I need to explain why.

>>32729 i can already tell from the lack of a age bar that this isnt the most unfair attack.

>>32747 just like wrap some cloth around your face man. spore is a gimmick do make sure the cloth isn't an ittan-momen though

>>32746 Doesn't seem like you understood the question.

>>32749 skin absorbent spores baby, thats when the spore builds come in. have fun gimping yourself against everything else just to deal with the one fucker in the back spamming spores.

>>32752 if you're adventuring in monstergirl infested territory and aren't covering ever inch of yourself in cloth and armor that's on you. you're asking for it and don't blame the heat, there's no spore monsters in the desert. it's safe to go loincloth-and-nothing in the desert, but nowhere else

>>32749 the spores stick man. That cloth is now just a vector for spores. Spend too long with it on your face? Well look at that its grown THROUGH the cloth. Besides we all know face masks are an eros ploy to get mouths hot to get people to kiss more. >>32752 gets it

>>32748 You suck ONE tit-

>>32720 The auntster rivalry, that happens when your grandma is an Echidna.

>>32748 I need to play the last SEQUEL game, I really like the undead in those games

>>32758 do zombies deage you in that? weird way to start an apocalypse but fair enough

Dark angels are perfect. Dark angels that think they are normal angels are even more perfect.

Undead Grey Lamentation Shroom

>>32760 i prefer normal angels right on the brink of turning.

No bedbugs to bite me under the covers today either.

>>32764 beelzebubs upon ye

>>32733 I WOULD be weak to a big spider who is also a big cow. Fortunately no such mamono exists so I am INVINCIBLE.

>>32766 mamono lord's about to invent a chitin-up-top holstaur-down-below abomination just for you

the foxes won in the end run while you still can

>>32760 >>32762 Out of all the angel types, I like Cupid and the regular Valkyrie the best preferably in loli flavor

>>32768 how does one moo anxiously

>>32761 Imagine the threesome

>>32771 Lithe, toned, tall cupid for me

tritonias pleading innocence with the "I'm just going to have mindless tentacles rape everything around me so if you get grabbed it's your own fault and I didn't do anything" defense

>>32768 I bet SHE is weak to brushy-brushy time.

>>32776 just got back from mamonochan and brushing was one of the top answers for the "what attack is the cheapest" question over there I'd post screenshots but it's against the law

>>32777 What rank was "Fingerguns"? Asking for a friend and totally not because I specced into that comboed with the "Eeeeeeyyyyyy" followup.

>>32778 hate to tell you this but it wasn't even mentioned there's lots of lurkers though, I'm sure you'll get by

>>32779 Damn it, even mamono aren't immune to metafaggotry. Fingergunners will have their time in the sun, just you wait and see.

>>32674 Take Autism during character select, it'll give you immunity to Compliments and other Social skills, at the cost of locking yourself out of Social skills completely. Don't know why they made one trait invalidate a whole branch of combat and gameplay, or how on the other hand it still hasn't become the meta choice, but it is what it is.

>Have big floofy Ushi Oni waif >She is the Samoyed of Ushis >Only black and with chitin >But very, very floofy >Dream wife for you, because just about the most calming, cathartic thing for you after a long day of work is Brushy-Brushy time >And your wife is a SHEDDER >Her whole family makes fun of her for it <"She never was until she met you!" <"Now she needs 15 minutes of brushing a night just to avoid knots in her fur!" >She always blushes when they say that, but will never reveal if they're just making fun of her, or if marrying you really did change her. >You sometimes make "mini wifes" out of her fur when she's extra sleepy and won't make fun of you for it. >She always throws them away because she knows her family would never let her live it down. >But you've seen her hesitate over the trash with them, and one time you even heard her wish the mini wife better luck in her next life. I have to stop now because I am getting sad.

>>32782 you dingus you're supposed to give her mini-hers by giving her children THINK, ANON GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

>>32742 Just use the iron lizard instead of trying to spam the heavy machine gun.

>>32783 I was just thinking about cute things you could do with a floofy spooder waifu. I would be nervous about anything with kids. I'm not... I'm not built to be a dad. I'm kinda broken.

>>32785 the sudden influx of responsibility would fix you

>Ushi wife >Ushi wife (pregnant) >Ushi spiderlings... calves...? >Calvlings? >Ushi Calvlings are tearing through everything, webbing things, walking up the walls and ceilings, webbing things onto the walls and ceilings. >SO MANY WEBBED THINGS

>>32770 Why would I do that?

>>32788 Really bad diarrhea. Trust me, it does not mix well with sexy times.

>>32788 she is going to steal your seed, which you need if you're going to impregnate your wife

>>32748 >when you're talking with a monster and an age bar pops up on the screen concern

>>32791 I will gladly allow them to take 13 of my years and no more. no way in hell am I going below legal drinking age

>>32792 The bigger question would be if it'd regress what you've done to your liver already. On the one hand I'd imagine so, on the other picturing a teenager with the tolerance higher than an Oni is kind of hilarious.

>>32791 Oh, man, I am in my 40s. I'd love a little hairline back and the ability to have a couple of drinks without getting a 2 day hangover. Just sign me the fuck up.

>>32793 I still had pretty good tolerance the day it became actually legal for me. I made it through the 21 shots but that was the end of the line so maybe a small oni

>>32791 >age meter >cold meter in winterstown >sanity meter in wonderland >frenzy meter in the abyss >sound meter in the desert >pulse/breath management in the undead kingdom >stealth meter in the royal makai >coolness meter around ms imp >milk meter in green demon realms this is a lot to manage

>>32797 >See Miss Imp. >Scoop her up into a princess carry >MAX COOLNESS <You Win! >Prize? <ONE IMP

>>32797 >Walking around in the desert >Perfect rhythm >Playing music with a heavy bass line to help out >Still not attracting the worm! >After a few hours, a mighty WURM appears >Wants to know what you've been playing because she's been jamming to it under the sands >Explain to her that your music is your Weapon of Choice

>>32797 >SAN meter is dropping >You're not even in Wonderland >Fuck. Fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck-fucking-fuck. >It's gotta be one of THEM. >The dreaded fiends of Wonderland >Cheshires >They're draining your sanity at this distance AS ONLY THEY CAN!

>Cold Meter increasing rapidly >You'll get frostbite, or worse, if you don't get somewhere safe soon >But you can hear her behind you... >Miss Whitehorn, hopping through the snow like some giant taur Pepe Le Pew. >"Wait, Anon, wait!" >"I have hot cocoa and a spare coat!" >You increase your speed. This is getting dangerous.

>>32801 >Meow Meter is at maximum >What the fuck is a Meow Meter? >Oh, god. >Oh, GOD. >You see naught but a grin in front of you. >There is now Meow Meter. That was the last of your SAN. >She's found you.

>>32797 what does the milk meter do the rest I understand, I wouldn't want my coolness drained by ms imp

OK, I'll stop now, but that was a cute set of ideas. Props, >>32797. In the words of a wise woman, "You're a Cool Dude!"

>>32797 I can't imagine the milk meter in the green realms is hard to manage. Just drink no milk. Anyway the pie I ordered just came. Waitress seems kinda excited for some reason but I don't tip ever so I dunno why.

>>32804 unlike most meters it's actually applied to the monster. when you mouse over a cow, you need to make sure it doesn't hit max or BAD END

>>32807 >mouse over a cow Is the mouse Cheesed to Meet Miss Cow?

>>32762 Should angels have thighs this thick?

>>32802 Be careful, I hear if her lust meter gets too high she can just bull moose her way through snow drifts and those ski pants you're wearing are doing things.

>>32809 it's more like angels NEED thighs that thick if they're to have any hope of getting a husband

>>32809 it's because she kneels in prayer so much

>>32810 https://archiveofourown.org/works/57777706/chapters/147053068 Made me think of this story. Love interest is a White Horn, but she is Beeeg. Also shy and cute.

>>32811 Funny how the angels from up top specialize on being heavy down below and the demons from down below specialize in being heavy up top.

>>32814 counterpoint

>>32814 nah I'm pretty sure demons are hotter all around and angels are just trying to cope

>walk up to Jub >pat her on the head exactly three times >walk off Her life has been changed.

>>32729 You already post it, honestly this gif make me real sad knowing that it's an impossibility.

>>32797 Sanity is a gimmick, drink booze and chain smoke to cancel the effect while on the hunt for the the great purple cat

>>32820 >Sanity is a gimmick I agree. I just keep myself clean with my soapy slime girl and miss cancer.

>>32822 A healthy body for a healthy mind or something.

It's shark week. Post sharks.

>>32825 I don't really have anymore but mershark is a real cutie. I like how she's a sweetheart

So Ochimusha, anyone?

I want a mamono wife but I think it's because I've largely convinced myself I'm unlovable and only a magical invasion from another reality would ever get me someone who loves me

>>32828 Undead samurai? Can you imagine anything COOLER?

>>32828 Anon-dono requires her services?

>>32831 She's being used to hunt down pests and kill boars these days, so she's hoping for anon to have something a bit more exciting, adventurous even, for her to do.

>>32831 Swordsmanship lessons with Ochimusha who has sworn herself to you for reasons you can't fathom

>>32832 I'm the pest

>>32807 >oops haha my bra slipped >tits explode out and instantly start gushing milk why are monsters like this

Very cool of shogs to have the coolest transformation. We have flayers and their crotchsquids, nachas and their hatefuck spiders, and guants in their bodysuit-husbands. Then theres shogs, who turn you into the T-1000. Thank you, shogs.

>>32825 What happens if i boop the snoot?

>>32838 It's that easy to be a shark tamer.

>>32839 Surely not. Sharks are fearsome predators, able to sniff out blood from kilometers away. They have jagged, replaceable teeth and hardened skin. How can such a monster fall to.such simple gesture?

>>32840 Low resistance to petting, a common weakness

>>32841 Fun fact: I also have a low resistance to petting, but mamono would never want to pet a chubby computer programmer, so I am safe.

>>32841 >common weakness What other mamono have low pet resist?

>>32840 >How can such a monster fall to.such simple gesture? They're simple creatures.

>>32844 Oh, god, she's adorable!

>>32841 Surely this only disarms them momentarily. There is no way they would become petsluts after just one boop?

>>32846 If she tries anything funny, you can just boop her again.

>>32844 >see human trapped in cage >try to save him Goodest of girls

>>32842 I didn't exclude humans; most anons are weak to it unless they're bald. It gives you a lot of pet and brush resistance but more weakness to manti, I know it i have that debuff. >>32843 All mamonos are weak to it, but the beastkin are EXTRA weak. just be careful to not pet each other if you have similar res

>>32849 I am a pets and cuddle slut and would fall to the first mamono to use this against me.

Do you guys want sons, too? I hear a lot of talk of daughters but little of sons. I know they arent a thing (yet) in the setting but hypothetically, would you want any? I want at least 1, but I want at least twice as many daughters.

>>32852 You can't bang your son, so... nah.

>>32852 If possible, 1 son and 1 daughter We don't talk about sons because it's a rare occurrence since the chief goddess is a cunt.

>>32853 >son Alps

>>32852 Sure, i don't specifically want sons or daughters. In the very hypothetical portal scenario i'd first be concerned about building up my relationship and achieving a stable living before having children anyways. I'd imagine at least 5 years until i think seriously about parenthood. As selfish as it sounds, i'd want to explore the world and the new possibilities with my wife together.

>>32840 Fun fact: human noses are more sensitive to the smell of wet soil (petrichor) than sharks are to blood. So everyone is weak to boops and headpats, humans just have the greatest practice

>>32852 Yes, 2 sons, 3 daughters. Real question is are they born incubi?

>>32858 i dont know what canon says, but i say no because i think incubi should all be married/owned/owning/whatever relationship

>>32858 Technically yes, though i'd say, since incubus status is tied to sex, they don't awaken that status until they hit puberty.

>>32853 monster or not why would you want to fuck your daughter

The whole pet resist does give me an idea to make something toghether as a thread. But first, what are some other resists you think mamono have(Elemental resistances and other normal RPG stuff included)?

>>32858 Yes, sons born to monsters (either after DL succeeds or those one-in-a-million cases with special conditions like mom monsterizing during pregnancy) are incubi from birth. >>32859 >i think incubi should all be married/owned/owning/whatever relationship I don't see why. It's not like sex is the only way incubization or monsterization occurs.

>>32863 >It's not like sex is the only way incubization or monsterization occurs. It pretty much is. Every form of monsterization/incubization involves either sex, some sexual byproduct, or infusion with mamono mana, which is by definition, a succubus essence, ultimately relating i to sex. Not saying every incubus should be in a relationship like that other anon, just making a clarification.

Incest good

>>32861 It all stays in the family

>>32861 Monster culture,you wouldn't understand

>>32862 How bloated of a statline are we talking? Because if pretty bloated then 100% confession (of love) resist at 0 and passionate kiss (recieving) are low.

>>32868 As many stats as you think is needed, but not in the sense of what number they would have, just what resistances/types of damage mamono have. Unless you want to specify for a species or family, then you can say "Undead have negative resist to holy.", for example.

>>32863 yeah, but being a single incubus must suck

>>32862 In the old Wizardry games creeping coins are resistant to a lot of things and have decent physical defense... but they have a single point of HP. Though the sprite look like a pile of coins, I think the implication of the 1 HP is that a single creeping coin is equivalent to a single coin since they come in large groups, which the pile is supposed to represent. Since Miss Coin is clearly a huge pile of coins and not a single coin (despite her name), I like to think that their HP is equivalent to the number of coins that are in them, which is to say, a lot of coins. Given their resistances, they're going to be tanky af.

>>32870 Why? it's not worse than being a single man in a monstergirl society. If you don't want to be single, it's not hard for you to get one or several wives of your preference in a matter of mere weeks.

>>32871 Very cool.

>>32867 their culture is wrong

>>32874 How can it be wrong if it feels so right?

Mom x son incest good Brother x sister incest better Grandson x grandma incest is fine too

>>32872 incubi need to cum a lot, like an inhuman amount, and dealing with that alone sounds a bit shit. im probably exadurating it though.

>>32879 Like i said, it won't be much of a problem for too long.

>>32878 >sad-auntster-noises.mp3

>>32882 She doesn't need to be added because she already won

>>32872 >Why? it's not worse than being a single man in a monstergirl society. Even if their sexual needs/urges were as easy to deal with as a regular man's i can't imagine that being born an incubi will have you perceived the same in the eyes of potential wives as would be a normal human or a guy turned into an incubi through exposure. They should still be out there in the wild but i'd be somewhat surprised if there were zero social issues with it at all. Like, imagine if his destined wife as declared by fate was actually a human woman he's meant to eventually monsterize, how fucked it would be to go through life in a society that's all about people pairing up very quickly without any takers. He'd have a complex.

personally i think incest is bad unless its the very specific circumstance of the one in that Your Sweet House Eldritch Mansion game by Dieselmine, or the Sweet x Pampering one. then suddenly all my disliking of it goes out the window.

>>32885 I know, incest is great when I like it and it sucks when I don't like it

>>32884 Not much different from being a man that's destined to marry a mamono he won't meet until 20 years in the future. You are dealing with the extreme cases, and making up scenarios that are specifically design for incubisation to be a disadvantage, but let's be honest, these aren't much of an issue. Sure some incubi would feel lonely for years, but the grand majority of them would marry pretty soon, if not immediately upon having their sexual awakening That's not even touching upon the fact that there is no such thing as a destined wife in the usual sense, unless you simply mean the mamono he will eventually marry.

>>32884 why would that happen, though? if fate sucks they change it

>>32882 Silence and let the boy remove grandma's seals

>>32882 Personally I don't even consider the auntster stuff incest at this point and a normal occurrence instead Guess I got brainwashed by Friday posting

>>32890 > even consider the auntster stuff incest Too far gone. Anon has been brainwashed by his future auntsterwife

>>32891 anon is rather pliable

>>32892 Japanese fox with beans, why not

>>32887 >incubisation to be a disadvantage, I'm not saying it would be, you're still modestly superhuman at least, but I feel like there's some devil in the details that complicates it when you're coming out the womb juiced up mana.

>>32893 it's hard to find that balance of elegant and feral

>>32895 And yet you just post the perfect mix, twice. Are you a fox enjoyer ?

>>32896 it's possible

>>32890 It's hard to consider it incest when she has given birth to two of your children

>>32897 Seems like it, more semi-feral vixens?

Did you know all p'orcs can speak french? Yeah, they go "Oui, Oui, Oui" whenever you spank them.

>>32890 >brainwash It's always "them"

>>32900 You know what they call an orc in French? A royale with cheese ... ... ...

>>32902 I don't get it.

why does everybody make out foxes to be these cunning, deceitful creatures that are constantly scheming against you. when you can clearly tell when they're lying?

>>32902 I'm lost.

>>32904 Antifox propaganda.

can i get a devil trigger if i fuck enough

>>32886 its always bad, i can just ignore it sometimes

>>32904 Its weird. Foxes are easily some of the most loving, cuddly domestic mgs you cna hope to get as a wife

Cruel, malicious (but loving) fox, or gentle, benevolent fox (also loving)?

>>32910 >gentle, benevolent fox (also loving) You can even add a little bit of yan

>>32910 >>32911 how about both of them, with a little bit of yan.

>>32910 Can the cruel and malicious fox be DANGEROUSLY yan? I need friends and relatives to be scared of her.

>>32907 >Demon lord hears Anon’s prayer. >sends him a Devil named Trigger.

cross pollination to create the ultimate species of plant

>>32915 Cross pollination is just angry sex with a plant mamono!

>>32915 Stuff of nightmares

>>32909 I, for one, welcome our fox overlords.

>>32907 Sorry, we're all out of devils. Would you accept a young demon instead? It'll basically be the same thing for the first few years...

>>32918 +10 foxial credits. your assigned wife on dotr will now have 3 tails, well done citizen.

>>32902 In America you just pound 'er.

>>32920 What kind of fox wife does one get if one spreads harmful misinformation against foxes?

>>32917 get in the damn smug sacc anon!

>>32922 indentured servitude as a sealed shrine sanitation worker until raped with no soul insurance.

>>32920 Finally, an intrusive globofoxo monitoring system I can support! >>32922 You get a tanuki instead.

>>32912 No, I dislike cruel and/or mean girls.

>>32910 Either one as long as they will rape me

>>32922 >>32925 >You get a tanuki instead. You can have a negative opinion on foxes based on facts and not "misinformation", so you deserve a truth nuki.

>>32929 They still can't have you dropping those bombs, it'll have to be a (((TRVTH))) nuki.

>>32927 >ywn be manhandled by a group of genki hellpups(they think you're just playing along, but any one of them is actually stronger than you.)

>>32925 >Tanki PRAISE BE OUR FOX OVERLORDS. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND SEDUCTIVE OF ALL MAMONO. no tanuki pls

>>32932 Prepare an offering of liver and fried tofu to save your waifu credit score.

>>32862 Don't forget this post anons. Please tell me about all of your favorite mamono's resistances, skills, innate passives, and anything you can think of. For now we have Pysical affection resistances Pet Kiss Mental Resistances: Confession Creeping coins have high resistances, and high HP equivalent to how many coins they have.

"That's right boy. Porn... off your wares to me! I'm a dealer of trinkets and amulets, with a nose for all things valuable! Bring it to me, I'll give you a fair price! Then after we're done with that, you can lay your hands on these and milk me dry - my purse, of course, of all my coins! A sharp boy like you probably haggles well, no? I'm just an old hag who's too nice ehehehe. You won't find a better deal for you in this half of the bazaar! I will absolutely ravage you of all your wares! Even a worthless lamp may one day house a genie my boy! Reuse, reduce and recycle, that's what I say. Bring it all to my shop and we'll strike a deal! The guards had to lock me up from my dirty deeds because my prices are criminal! I'm a rapist! a regular rapist. get in the back of the tent now boya

>>32934 teacher cows have a dumb weakness. this manifests itself in what is essentially a stun effect as she has to correct whatever dumb shit she just heard.

Imagine walking up to a danuki and just slapping her in the face with a big wad of cash.

>>32935 58 damage stamina poisons for your entire stock, take it or leave it.

>>32937 >just slapping her in the face with a big wad of cash. Remember to shout >Dosh! grab while it's hot!

>>32935 Hag danuki facesitting!

Meow? Meeeeeeeeooooow? Mrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooww?

>>32940 My favorite

>>32937 Reverse findomming the tanuk?

>>32942 Look at this danuki's fat sweaty dumptruck. At least she can afford the lich fee for me after she's finished using me as a cushion.

>>32936 someone used my stupid edit. Nice

>>32934 dont tell anybody, but i have a glaring purring weakness, i instalose to cats. >>32941 oh god, get away from me! AIEEEEE-

>>32937 Two-koma material

>OI YOU. SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LOOK AT MY COON! <This is a journey into nuki... loads of nuki L-O-D-S of D-A-N-U-KI What's that spell? Loadsanuki! (Probably) LOADSANUKI LOADSA LOADSA LOADSA NUKI NUKI NUKI >RIGHT WHOP IT OUT

CEO of Incest inc.

>>32949 Finally, an enterprise i can get behind.

>>32949 >New ad campaign with millions of billboards reading "incest in nuki!" >Incredibly nervous intern is voluntold to inform madam CEO that there's a typo on her signs. All of them. >Her grin when she tells him that everything is as planned. Also, she needs him to go buy her a present her nephew would like. > >

I want to eat danuki ass so bad.

>>32904 as a "never trust a fox"poster it's a bit. I would lose to foxtits and my mofu resistance is completely tanked but it's a bit with some TRUTH behind it, and foxes DO need to take some lumps here and there sometimes >>32934 werewolves crumble to pets scratches and rubbies of all kinds, it's just a matter of safely initiating. which is also easy if you have meat to offer according to the (incomplete hackjob) TTRPG ruleset I've made and used for solo play they have generally high physical stats and low to moderate mental stats besides perception and charisma, which are through the roof and decent, respectively they obviously have a silver weakness, which can be manifested in MGE as mamono silver since that already exists. it turns off their rapid regeneration (if they're individually powerful enough to have it). aside from that and pats they don't have any particular weaknesses or resistances though, besides maybe a food weakness. most of their defensive power comes from the regeneration, i.e. an unending well of stamina and rapid healing, and just being extremely physically capable. winter werewolves have some cold resistance though and don't suffer from anything short of extremely deadly environmental cold they're highly agile and strong and athletic in general, and they can go well beyond human limits in str/dex/per, obviously they've got claws and sharp teef. at night their howls can cause psychic terror in those nearby, freezing them to the spot for a time, which makes them extremely dangerous in groups. and on the full moon they become even more physically powerful and sharp-sensed and extremely lustful and unhinged that's just my own shit though, it's pretty based on MGE but not entirely since it's made to be a game with swords and danger and stuff. non-D&D TTRPG homebrew frankenstein project I've scrapped and started over a dozen times over about as many years

>>32953 What have you got for the big girls?

Did you know that you can significantly reduce the risk of airborne pathogens by breathing through your fox wife's tail at all times? It's safe and effective.

What do you think of ogres? would you an ogre?

>>32957 Yes

>>32957 i think she'd me, so yes

>>32948 wonderland danuki with bri'ish accents

>>32934 I like a mix of smug, pushy, and tsundere, but also while being extremely weak. I specifically love the idea of a busty imp woman who has trouble getting stronger because she's terrible at level draining and the hero just lets her boss him around.

>>32915 cactus saccophyte with manticore spines. iron maiden flower.

>>32957 >ogre :/ >ogre: Japan :O

>>32964 Does Ogre (Red) and Ogre (Blue) get on with Oni (Green)? What is the status of the beeg RGB girls?

I'm running an experiment with miss lich. We're going to divide the zombies into two group, one of the groups is going to wear the standard zombie rags and the other group is going to wear shirts that say "I wanna be your special infected". My hypothesis is that the shirts will have a small but statistically noticeable effect on the zombies' ability to catch a man.

>>32955 like ogres and such? as of the current iteration I haven't had a need to go beyond the available ogre statblocks for the game I'm using as a skeleton, mostly because I've never had an ogre turn up and end up friendly. I'm not too sure how much they'd really need unless you're using something like SotDL as a base game to modify (which I have done, but I never ran into ogres in it) they're basically just strong and that's about it. depending on the system I'd just do a race or race-as-class (preference) that's just a big number beatstick, which is a suitable strength and weakness of its own as far as resistances/weaknesses I feel like they've probably got a weakness to praise and compliments since most of the internet seems to say mean things about them and they probably don't ever really expect anybody to call them cute. and some individuals almost certainly have an absolutely crippling instant loss infinite hyperdeath weakness to innocent physical contact like hugs and handholding that causes the classic RPGMaker character death noise to play in real life. everything else seems largely resolved by their extant MGE entry >>32957 I could be convinced, but I'm not that big a fan of their dynamic in the MGE entry. the design's top shelf though >>32966 as a rags man, I think ms lich has the better idea sticking with what works you might consider a wider variety of dorky statement tees if you really want to see a noticeable increase. I don't think many people play L4D anymore, but if you hit a wider strike zone of zombie references you'd definitely catch more people

>>32964 Imagine the drunken anal threesome

>>32966 I think that Zombies wearing fancy or silly clothes are the best

Are all zombies made from human women, or can a mamono become a zombie mamono?

>>32970 am i a joke to you?

>>32970 Dragons have a famous Zombie variant

>>32970 ask a zombie dragon for answers

>>32971 >>32972 >>32973 I know about her, but what's about everyting else?

>>32975 Doodlefairies have a famous Zombie variant

>>32975 the answer is "probably, if dragons can be zombie dragons" the real question is, since zombies might be living creatures classified as zombies, if zombies can be raised as zombies

>>32970 i like to think any mamoono can be undead, being undead is a tag or a spice

i'm dead tired of the bank of wonderland's historically interest rates, which are unwise. Yeah, I said it. They're unwise.

undead androids with very obsessive directives

>>32980 half her body is a standard automaton chassis and the other half is a mishmash of old truck parts that she ripped apart and welded back together

>>32970 >>32978 It is already the case. >170)Is it possible for a monster girl to die and become undead? I've heard of unmarried dragons becoming dragon zombies after death, but ... >Yes, it is. I can't give you all of them as a races... lol KC didn't go into details, but I'd guess if there are exceptions, they'd be constructs like Golems. >>32977 >zombies can be raised as zombies Perhaps if their bodies are in really bad state, you could raise them as zombie ghosts. Zombie goasts, even.

zombie cheshire zombie gargoyle zombie bogey zombie bogie

>>32979 >They're unwise. Well, it was nice knowing you anon. I hope you have fun in wonderland jail. What the hell is wonderland jail like?

>>32984 it's the most normal jail you can imagine. nothing strange happens there at all. fear of it keeps wonderland citizens in line

>>32983 >zombie bogey Bogeys are said to resemble undead in appearance, so recognizing one that's actually undead may be hard. Probably the only difference you can notice is instead of warmth she feels like a cold pillow.

Ozzy died. Post metal.

>>32984 Off with his head! Death cap hatter executioner. ...she just shimmies down her stuffy leggings and sits on your face until you lose your head.

what one shots you? for me its having my hands grabbed by big fluffy paws and getting kissed. instant k.o.

>>32986 you could have a summer bogey and a winter bogey >>32987 fuck that's terrible. I have no on-topic mamono

>>32971 >Be human woman >Can't get a man >Become dragon >Still can't get a man >Die >Come back as dragon zombie >Finally stop being a cunt >Get married It's wild that sometimes even monsters just don't get it.

>>32969 Undead in their traditional attires are the best

>>32992 monsterized humans still need the human driven out of them only monsters actually understand. at that point she's 1/3rd h*man still

>>32994 And it's still too much. It's unfair how easy they get it.

>>32987 Well, the OP is literaly Black Sabbath, so there is that.

>>32981 I dig undead robots You dig undead robots Chicks dig undead robots It's true, look it up

>>32995 Evil minds that plot destruction...

>>32994 Are dragons the humans of monsters?

>>33000 who's the monstter of monsters?

>>33001 It turns out it's man.

Which monster girl is the taco truck of monsters?

>>33000 No, it's dark elves.

>>33001 Jubjub

Who's the seinfeld of monsters

>>33008 lol whut

>>33007 Cheshire, because she’s not funny—just like Seinfeld!

GOD

>>32976 What happened to her?

>>33010 >"Not funny." >"Just like you."

>>32993 The perfect harem

>>32946 Technically not what i was asking for, but i guess i can include purring as some sort of sonic attack that lowers both offense and defense. >>32953 I see. It makes sense from a general perspective to characterize them liike that. High regeneration but also high upkeep is interesting.

>>32920 these foxes keep telling me where to look

>>33014 Wageslave when not performed by a human man

>>33015 >cheshire haunts a guy on his hike through the woods on the outskirts of wonderland >absolutely cannot get him to break his stoic >:| face >all her temptations, all her japes, all for nothing >she even tries directly physically imposing herself on him to provoke SOME kind of reaction, even anger, but he just wordlessly and effortlessly displaces her and sets her aside >not even a grunt of annoyance >he's clearly a human, but even automatons show more emotion >she's running out of time, he's almost through the forest >her last ditch effort is setting up a big party popper congratulation stage right at the edge of the woods >confetti and streamers rain from the sky, the trumparts she wrangled play a victory fanfare and she leaps out before him, presenting a lavishly decorated cake, to celebrate his successful trek through the forest >won't you stop and enjoy a piece? >not even a pause >not even a smile >he just walks around her like she's a lamp post >completely ignores her desperate, tearful "what is WRONG with you?!" and leaves >an oblivious passing bogie unicycles by and pies her in the face >the trumparts have already made themselves scarce

>>33022 foxes are venerable and wise creatures. one should listen to their advice when its offered.

>>33024 chebuse is not cool man

>>33026 pies are ALWAYS funny though

>>33027 >pies are ALWAYS funny Imagine coming inside a chesh and she just laughs at you.

>>33024 This is very sad. Druella, play Cheshpacito

>>33028 many such cases

>>33028 if she doesn't creampie me back she's no chesh of mine. she better keep those on deck in her hammerspace >>33029 you're supposed to write the happy followup where you catch her on the rebound

Imagine the damage cheshire could do if she knew your darkest secret

>>33032 That I want to be cheshed?

>>33033 that's not dark, that's normal that's like saying "my darkest secret is 'I like a cold shower" besides, it's plain for everyone to see, so it's hardly a secret. even your coworkers know

>>33024 And now I'm extremely sad before sleeping. I wish I could take that chesh in my arms

>>33032 She could but she won't, they're not human women and won't try to inflict pain, be it physically or mentally

>>33035 so go to dreamland and be her huckleberry

>>33037 Sadly, I don't really dream anymore, booze and stress stole it. I can't even reach her that way anymore. Good night, lads. Or good morning if you're are in Zipangu.