she saw it

>>56027 SHE SAW NOTHING.

>>56026 >and then she gets a health bar

>>56029 I didn't even know they still MAKE Heath Bars!

Dark skinned monster erotic

black pig

Imagine working in a monster company run by hags in which you are the only male employee, also the state gives them a substantial yearly bonus if they get pregnant in the workplace to combat the childbirth decline

>>56033 Dear GOD that's a big tail.

>>56032 I can't tell if monster farms are for making produce or just brothels

>>56035 What's a horc doing in a farm? Is she there to keep order? Or is she just there for anon to cum in?

>>56036 Milking, all monsters are perfectly useful as cows

>>56038 Milking horcs is dangerous. It is very difficult to avoid burying your face between her sweaty cleavage and huffing the girl smell + pig mofu.

>>56026 >Back pain: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/back-pain/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20369911 Refrain from posting unnecessary links in the OP next time.

>>56026 Don't put random shit into the OP

>>56038 Nothing farm grown could replace your auntster's milk though You should milk her on a daily basis for a permanent supply of delicious fresh milk and she also milks you in return

>>56014 >you were too distracted by freckled tits and thighs squished by short shorts to notice I accept full responsibility for this unfortunate case of skill issue. Pyrow did nothing wrong. And if she was dumb she wouldn't be so good at seduction. >>56015 Pyrows cheat (in tabletop games)

the hebi and the hound two besties

>>56044 Cowives

>>56045 >cowives Wait, is that COW wives? Or Co-wives?

Pyrow yakuza Defying the expectations by actually wearing pants But still wearing classy jackets with no shirts underneath Being all smug Intricate tattoos on their backs Probably smoking too

>This OP Do we recreate a thread?

>>56048 Oh quit making a scene about that one dumb joke already, mod will just edit the thread OP if it's such a big deal

>>56049 It was a genuine question

I found the picture of OP.

>>56050 And I'm genuinely telling you to stop being retarded, we have a mod now and remaking the thread makes no sense. Best part of these threads here is that they don't get derailed with meta nonsense on a daily basis anymore, leave gatekeeping to the actual mod.

>>56052 >leave gatekeeping to the actual mod And do what instead, talk about monstergirls?

>>56051 Damn OP has a big dick, that alp is so lucky

>>56053 >talk about monstergirls? Absolutely preposterous.

Talk about kelp

>>56055 >smug cat.png How did you find this place, Elon?

>>56057 Cute fox

>>56051 Honestly, EITHER of those people put me to shame.

USA Thanksgiving is mere DAYS away. Are you all ready to help your momsters and auntsters make a great spread? Miss Auntster's making the stuffing this year, maybe you should help her out!

>>56033 With that many pregnancies I can see the rest area fridges filled with milk and dairy products to the brim

>>56056 Miso soup...

How popular are mindflayers? I can't really find any stories about em. Do you guys like em or are they too scary?

>>56063 >can't really find any stories about em I checked with the anubis.moe, and yeah, the last story featuring them was 2 years ago. Aside that one mindflayer anon, there isn't anyone else who keeps them on their minds.

>>56063 naturally they're somewhat polarizing. she's purple though so that helps

>>56065 Shogs are polarizing--they're on SOUTH pole specifically!

>>56066 They should be on MY pole instead dammit.

>>56061 that might be too much milk. how does a holstaur feel if bottled milk expires?

>>56046 For me? It's cow wives. I'll accept the figurative reading.

>>56068 One, there's no such thing as "too much milk" Two, milk can be used to create ICE CREAM and that'll store in your freezer for longer periods of time! THREE, every time you put milk in a bottle instead of sucking it straight out your cow wife's cow titties, it makes your cow wife cow sad.

>Chesh try to make a joke in the human thread >Backfire badly >Contact with earth are cut sad

>>56068 You don't let the milk expire, you make cheese. How do you think the Danukis managed to dominate the dairy industry by just milking herds of undead?

>>56054 Could be the standard nice-cock-bro incubus upgrade. Some monsters would take the size queen route.

>>56054 Any Alp that gets filled to the brim by its bro on a regular basis is a fortunate one

>>56064 I forgot about anubis.moe, going to go check it out to see if there's any stories I missed. >>56065 Yeah the flaying stuff can be scary, personally I like it tho. I also like their transformation

>>56067 Do not let the shog suck your dick

>>56077 support your argument

Which girl do you think would be the scariest to get ambushed by on the DOTR? I feel like it would be sandworms or succs

>>56078 "It just ain't it", according to the latest research done by Kikinstitute scholars

>>56079 getting dragged down into the depths by a kraken or charybdis whirlpool would make a bad first impression

>>56079 It's less about the who and more about the how, really.

>>56077 >>56080 I feel like there is a biased interest in this case. I can try it once, and then see if it's really as bad as they say..

>>56082 getting "hey mister" 'd by an alice is pretty scary

>>56079 As far as terrestrial girls, probably sandworms or one of the various spooders. The other guy makes a great point about kraken though.

>>56085 >spooders Yeah, I'd be afraid of how ERECT I am.

>>56079 Getting grabbed by a dragon zombie and carried back to her lair, but in her excitement she shifted into full dragon form to do the grabbing and carrying faster, and didn't think about the first impression it would make.

>>56084 If Horror Films have taught me anything is that children can be horrifying. I'm not underestimating an Alice, for all i know it could be some hideous creature posing as an innocent girl.

>>56079 being cornered by a lava golem who really wants to hug

>>56087 I'm imagining myself in that scenario and the scariest part would be the flying. >Wake up to a cold breeze. >There's a dragon girl in your bedroom. >She's where the exterior wall used to be! >Without so much as a word, she grabs you and the topmost layer of blankets out of bed, and flies off. >Turns into a full-blown dragon as soon as she's out of your home >Scream incoherently in fear as you cut through the night sky like a hot knife through butter >Eventually get out something intelligible. "Put me down! Put me down! Put me down!" >The dragon slows to a stop and descends >Sets you down in your blanket and looks at you sadly >Meanwhile, you're having a hell of a panic attack >After a few minutes of quietly watching you, the dragon, back in dragon girl form, attempts to cuddle with you on the ground "Scared of heights," you say, as you pass out. And like, good end, overall, but really, really stressful.

>>56084 OK, something like that actually happened to me once like 10-15 years ago, and it actually was pretty scary. Given how pedo-rific you lot are, I will refrain from explaining further.

>>56087 >didn't think about the first impression it would make. To be fair, she hadn't had a thought in a good while. Life was easier that way.

>>56083 >I can try it once >I'm not addicted >I can stop whenever I want >I can just tell her "no" at any point That's how anon ends up getting sucked off by shog every day whenever shog feels like it, without as much as "Get over here, mastah" before she pounces Proud and noble kiki would never be so impolite towards her master

Consider the following: malef dragon zombie. >>56093 Yeah, a good maid should at least cordially invite me to fuck her throat. You'd think shogs were raised in a mid-ocean trench or something.

>>56094 Maybe it's that they don't have throats?

>>56095 they could have several throats if you asked nicely

>>56082 Imagine a sandworm trying to slowly ease you into the idea of getting eaten. You both know there's nothing stopping her from just grabbing you but she really wants the first time to be romantic instead of terrifying.

>>56097 Imagine a sandworm dealing with the fact you won't live inside her without WiFi.

>>56079 Either a flying mamono of some sort or a demon. I mean, demons are in my top 5 mamono, but if one were to appear in front of me, contract in hand, and asking me to give her my soul in exchange for unending pleasure or whatever, I would just take off like the fucking Road Runner.

>>56099 >fucking Road Runner excited_cockatrice_noises.wav

>>56095 You're not thinking with slime. They could have throats like you literally can't even imagine.

>>56079 Seeing a dark elf, mge or not it's bad omrn

>>56097 That actually is pretty romantic. Most of what she'd have to convince me about would be cerebral rather than emotional, but having her take the time to do that and also earn my trust makes the whole thing hit a little differently. >>56098 She can surface near a Starbucks from time to time and an offline life can be prepared for. What would suck would be her tendency to dissolve electronics and even books. It would be really hard to enjoy most hobbies with a sandworm unless you have a pocket dimension not covered in digestive juices installed.

>>56093 This is just silly. Despite what lies the Kikimora Association might spread, shogs are very much submissive and their Mastahs always have control over the situation. It's the Mastah who call her over for a slimy fellatio, not the other way around. Kikis are just jealous shogs can comunicate with her mastahs non-verbally, so it looks like she does it all on her own.

>>56044 >Hebi convincing the wholesome hellhound to be even more wholesome The best

anon throws his voice at the drive-thru to stop monsters getting wise to the fact he is a cute single boy.

>>56082 surprise paralysis/petrification would get to me getting blindsided by an oomukade who sinks her fangs into your neck and scurries off with your immobile body to her makeshift lovenest accidently interrupting a medusa bathing in a stream only to have your legs stoned in place before you can run

>>56107 >Medusa >Accidentally do this to a basilisk instead >Get eye poisoned >Now you're both terrified

I heard that if you're a necromancer in Dragonia you can raise and enslave a dragon zombie for free, is that real?

>>56087 I wonder if I impregnate her she will give birth or lay eggs

>>56110 Dragons lay eggs, so dragon zombies also lay eggs.

>>56109 You raise it, you buy it.

>>56112 >Miss Deem raises Anon's cock >It's hers now fu_fu_fu.wav

>>56109 That's one of many ways to get a free dragon in Dragonia.

Did you know they have an Order Cathedral in Dragonia? Wurm guides.

>>56114 >showing up to the dragonian embassy with the free dragon coupon you got in the mail

>>56101 True Shog meido got her official certificate as The Throat Goat and her Head Game Level was registered as "crazy".

>>56113 Simply giving me a sloppy, sensual kiss doesn't count as necromantic ritual, even if it does make my pp rise

>>56116 >They see that you got a golden ticket for a free princess dragon and everyone claps >There's confetti from the ceiling and everything >And to think no one believed you'd get a cute wife after wiring the embassy two grand for airfare and legal fees

>>56094 >Yeah, a good maid should at least cordially invite me to fuck her throat. Man, if kiki said that to me I'd fold instantly just on pure instinct. Something about kiki saying lewd stuff in an incredibly polite and posh way just pushes my buttons so hard that it completely circumvents any rational thinking on my part.

>>56094 >malef dragon zombie Most likely the simplest way to tame a malef.

>>56120 I'm glad someone else gets it. Having the idea presented casually is less likely to turn off my higher brain functions but similarly able to slip right past them. It's why pyrow and hatters are so dangerous to me.

>>56121 malefs chill out for a while if you slam them pregnant

Speaking of Dragonia, was wollen wir trinken?

>>56124 Saufen! Saufen!

>>56109 Imagine how bitter dragons would be seeing that raised corpses are more popular than them

>>56126 i think that any monster is better as the undead

>>56123 I'm looking for permanent and applicable to our first meeting solutions

>>56126 the women dragon's association drinking party going off about how they don't need a man and former members are traitors for getting married but get awfully quiet and awkwardly flirty when the male waiter comes by

I'm curious to see the preferences of the anons around here. Would you rather have one waifu, two or more?

>>56130 im at like 15

>>56130 Just one. It's not that I'm a hard monogamyfag so much as I want to be able to give my wife the attention she deserves but still have time to fuck off on my own. I like some me time and I can't imagine that changing even if I were head over heels for a woman. Plus, I'd then have to worry about my wives getting along and everything that comes with that. One is best, I don't think I'd even consider more than three.

>>56127 Living versions of Wight and Lich would still be appealing. >>56130 I don't see the point of having more than one waifu. If you really love her, she should be able to satisfy you by herself, and polygamy lends itself to favoritism, which is bad.

>>56130 One is plenty

>>56130 start with 1, max at 4

>>56130 depends on the species. some are more suited for groups than others

>>56130 A small harem of around 4 to five mamono is a comfortable spot.

>>56120 >Something about kiki saying lewd stuff in an incredibly polite and posh way just pushes my buttons so hard agreed. if picrel happened I'd just fuck her on the spot and fap over her tits anyway just to piss her off

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>>56139 ms bogey...

>>56130 I'll be honest, I think fixing me would take like 5 girls. If not more.

>>56122 Yeah, pyrows have that dangerous level of playful casualness that makes their advances very hard to resist. Plus they're gyarus which amplifies the effect.

>>56141 maybe you can fix each other

>>56143 was sexier in bondage

>>56143 Could you just not? Let me have my fantasy, damn. I'm not spamming you with mandatory harem scenarios.

>>56145 Is it really a harem if they're the same girl?

>>56130 I like and post about a lot of monsters, but I think I'd still pick just one waifu.

>>56139 You missed some stuff from this thread.

>>56146 it's unclear

>>56138 I think she would be more pissed off if you didn't fap over her tits in the end.

>>56148 Bogie looking graceful and flexible as always Stupid sexy clown

>>56139 Was this one done by Hroz? I thought he stopped drawing

>>56152 no, but he still draws if you pay him

>>56153 What else does he do for money?

>>56154 Samefag in three threads at once

>>56155 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, what a bro.

I’d do a funny dance for few succbux.

>>56157 THE HELICOPTER!

>>56130 Three words: Shoggoth Queen Slime.

>>56159 I like the idea of a Shoggoth who's a very good actress and shifts her appearance to pretend she's multiple servants.

>>56159 I would LOVE this, as long as most of the shogs are tiny. Like, the size of cats or smaller. Would be so fuckin' adorable to watch 'em work together. >>56160 This is also acceptable! Even better if she does accents.

>>56157 where does one redeem said succbux?

>>56162 If can exchange a succbux for a chance to massage a succs horn. It’s only a chance though. If you’re unlucky, it’s sex instead.

>>56163 Anon, I am worried. Succs have 2 horns. I don't have to share the succ with another winner, do I?

Winner winner, succu-dinner

>>56164 What? No. The succ will invite you to massage the other one. Free. On the house. It’s just good business. One horn is pleasurable. Two horns and anon is HOOKED.

>>56163 Joke's on her, I'll still her horns during sex.

I would fondle deem's horns as I kiss her.

>>56168 >demonic scribbling noises intensify.

>>56160 I always had the impression that shogs would be terrible actresses. They basically just copy things and actions with barely any deeper understanding of why things are the way they are. Like shog knows how to act like a maid but would never be able to say why people like the maid aesthetic or why maids are supposed to act in certain ways at certain times. This sort of attitude isn't good for an actor.

>>56171 NTA, but I would be more about enthusiasm and commitment to the bit than I would be looking for good acting. Also, uniforms! >Meido >Baker >Plumber >Pizza delivery girl >Cable repair girl >Giant scorpion to deter solicitors That kind of thing!

>>56130 I'm so torn on it. I want just one wife, but at the same time the idea of multiple girls claiming me is so nice. I feel greedy for it though I think I would just trust eros to do what's right by me and my partner(s)

Do you guys like stories with a bit of edge? Like for example a guy being mindbroken by a manticore? Writing a story but Im worried the audience has changed.

>>56175 that depends on the extent of the mindbreak and what he was before. to me, mindbreak is more like pillowtalk and you're back to doing your old shit the next morning

>>56176 Think of getting so much intense pleasure that he falls for her, but the pleasure is really intense. He already wanted to submit to a core but was a bit scared to. His personality will remain the same, he might even tease/taunt her in later chapters for reasons I don't want to get into. He won't like become a drooling doll permanently or anything like that

>>56175 A little edge can work, but care has to be taken to not make the monster unsympathetic. Like >>56176 are we talking about mindbreak or "mindbreak", where the difference is like between MGE "rape" and actual rape.

>>56177 i don't detect any edge from that other that the default manticore routine of wanting to be menacing

>>56130 my heart says 1, maybe 2 at the most my dick likes 3-4

>>56130 ONE (1) Waifu. I ain't picky, either. It'd just be neat to have a person to spend time with, you know? The exact woman and whether she's got 0 legs or 2 or 4 or 8 or more? Not important.

>>56168 Imagine touching smug loli deem horns >"Mister, do you think my horn are pretty?" >"Do you like touching them?" >she gets smugger >"...But you think I'm pretty everywhere, right?"

>>56130 I would obviously be monogamous by just marrying one monster, but I would still engage in lewd recreational activities with my monster family since, you know, it's doesn't count when it's in the family, that's just skinship

>>56178 He's gonna be drooling and blissed out as pleasure subsumes him but it won't be permanent. >>56179 Cores are slightly edgy gals, but it seems like MGE has become more...wholesome for lack of a better term. The scary rapists who take men seem to be less popular than they used to be

>>56183 Stop beating around the bush and put a ring on your auntster's finger. >>56184 The way you describe it doesn't sound anything out of the ordinary by canon standards. >The scary rapists who take men seem to be less popular than they used to be Hellwans and 'cores are still popular, and "recent" is relative, but Malefs aren't doing badly.

>>56185 IT IS THE SEASON OF A NEW KIND OF RAPE.

>>56183 How are you going to raise like 10 daughters at the same time? from your wife, your sisters, your momster, your auntster, etc etc.

>>56187 TIME TRAVEL

>>56186 Few monsters scare me as much as a white horn, I feel like they'd lock you up in a cabin forever if they get lonely enough

>>56187 Let the women take care of that

>>56187 Doesn't matter Fighting the birth declines is more important

>>56160 This is a really cute idea. Like her phantom childhood best friend got her really into acting and larping, it would be a cute story if I could write. One of my favorite things about Shogs is their shapeshifting. Mofu one day, short hair the next, then horny the day after. Whatever Mastah wants!

Careful, anons. Other thread posters might start coming here since 4chan is shitting the bed rangebanning random areas.

>>56194 I think everyone from there who cared to come here is already here, and pests are easily dealt with, so nothingburger.

>>56195 No Cheshy, that's MY burger!

>>56193 "Boy, Miss Shog, you sure seem to have caught the acting bug!" >As soon as your back is turned, Miss Shog morphs into some kind of mantis lady >Speaks only in a Mid-Atlantic accent and does all her chores with theatrical flair

>>56196 You can have these.

>>56198 I'm not hungry anymore! Get out of here you stupid cats!

Ah, the peaceful antics of the Cheshire. I never tire of them.

>>56194 I think most people made the switch already, but I wouldn't mind newcomers as long as they aren't dicks

>>56202 >Sad_Richard_Noises.midi

Careful with cats, friends. That "Nya" can easily turn Yan.

>>56177 I won't read it but that should not stop you

>>56148 ok >>56152 https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/90472344

>>56139 BTW the Dragon760 image has a better more detailed version but it doesn't appear to be in the gallery. The current one is just the flat color version. Here: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118850188

>>56204 Oh no that would be terrible. Having a cat protecting you? What a terrible predicament

>>56130 Yes.

thinking about huge, hulking, monstrous, tits

>>56130 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

>>56211 >THERE CAN BEE No, give me a yandere wasp tomboy

Today, drugs will be imbibed

>>56204 >Nyan cat

>>56209 Anon is a certified slut.

>>56130 If it's legal then, why not?

>>56187 Raising a huge surplus of children is financed by the state

>>56213 >yandere wasp I'm not sure that mamono will take to protestantism, Anon.

sweaty tomboy wasps who sneak into your room at night to steal your jackets and hoodies.

>work late at the Institution >pack up long after the library had emptied out >nothing else to do today, so might as well pick up some trash people left around, the bins are right there >door opens >in comes a janitor in her yellow rubber gloves and mop and bucket >and all 100 of her legs >meet eyes >she clearly wasn't expecting you either >can't not wave and say hi at this point >she has her hands full so all she can do is tentatively wonk her antennae back >can't not ask her how she's doing >"hhhoOhh, you knowwww. hkkKk." >yeah haha >"hhh hhhh. CoOoold out theeere." >yeah it is >looks at your hands and over the tables >"hhhYou did this for free?" >it's no problem >another janitor wheels by and leans in bug-eyed >"He did it for freeee..." >"He did it for freeee?" >yeah I did it for free >"kkk keek kee" "hhhh hhii hiii kkhkk" "ekekek" >"It's laaate. If you're hunnngry, we have hot, cripsy ten-ders in our... hhBreak room." >no i should get home thank you >"hhOookeeyy. Drive sssa-haafe~." >feetsies excitedly click on the floor as you squeeze by them >"He doesn't knoooww how good the tennn-ders are..."" >"He doesn't know." >"He doesn't know!" >"HHHII HHII HHAAA" "hhhhkkcckpptth"

>>56223 This. Is. ADORABLE

>>56223 On second thought maybe I should accept their invitation and try some

>>56223 This is one of the interactions you think back at night 3 years later and go "OOHHH, that wasn't about the tendies at all, was it!"

>>56223 I've had a few minutes to think about it, and I want to reiterate that you really understand why Oomukade are fuckin' cute as fuck, and I would read a much longer story about Oomukade from you, INCLUDING that accent in it the whole way through.

>>56226 you wouldn't sex a lonely graveyard shift janitor anyway, think of all the dark circles under your eyes when you adapt to her schedule, and how cold it'll be when she wants to watch the sunrise outside with you

>>56228 Oh no! My steak is too juicy, and my lobster is too buttery.

>>56228 wrong >>56229 1000% correct, based, pede-pilled

>>56222 >steal your jackets and hoodies. Nooo, not my yellow jacket!

>>56227 Creepypedes and Cutiepedes are both good.

How do you guys feel about submitting to your wives? Like cooking and cleaning, and just generally being servile to them in exchange for protection and love? I love Amazons and dark elves and their general attitude, what about you guys?

>>56222 Why would a wasp need to sneak into my bedroom at night? That's were she sleeps.

>>56235 >Why would a wasp that needs to sleep at night sneak into the room you sleep in? Gee anon, i wonder why.

>>56234 It's a carefree existence, I'm all for it

>>56234 No thanks, I personally find being alone better than that.

>>56237 Based >>56238 What kind of monsters do you like and what would you want? It's funny how different people want different things

>>56234 I don't mind submissiveness in general, but i don't think i would be a good house husband.

>>56234 >being a house husband Sure, I'm okay with that >being subservient Absolutely not

>>56235 You let your tomboy wasp friend sleep in the same bed as you? What, are you married or something?

>>56234 I want full role reversal so yes.

>>56243 She needs somewhere to crash when she comes over every day to hang out and wrestle.

>>56239 Top 4: Cheshire Bunyip Kiki Manticore (I know) I want a sub, I wish to be the bread winner or that we at least work together on an equal foot (a workshop that craft and sell toys for example). I dislike femdom but it's just a personal taste.

>>56234 I would rather protect her instead. Doing some chores is fine though

Mornings are generally when I think about manticores.

Krampus

>>56234 it's a bit dull. i like more of a struggle

>>56249 he's right

>>56241 What do you define as subservient? I like the idea it's my place in the world to sexually service my wife and take care of her. >>56244 Based >>56246 You dislike femdom but love cores? Interesting anon >>56247 I dunno man, I like the idea of taking care of someone and being protected at the same time. >>56250 So do I, the thrill of the hunt is fun. I want to feel conquered, I want to be overwhelmed by pleasure and love as my wife basically devours me. I want to resist her and lose badly lmao

>>56252 NTA, but everyone knows that cores are more meow than bite.

>>56249 Why is she so smug? What does ahe know that i don't?

>>56222 That tanned smug wasp is stupidly sexy

>>56234 No, to be blunt I think it's gay.

>>56254 goats are by nature insolent and contemptuous creatures. it's one of their charm points

>>56256 Proofs?

>>56234 its easy living, i dont know why anyone want to not do it

you should kiss the mosquito countess anon

>>56260 I despise mosquitos, and not in a sexual way.

>>56259 i tend to view being owned by a dark elf more like being a spoiled pet. you don't necessarily have to be subservient while you do it

>>56252 >You dislike femdom but love cores? Interesting anon Yes, I already post a lot about that. Love the design, hate the personality, have to headcanon a lot

>>56261 but look at what a fine lady she is! (she spilled wine on herself)

>>56234 >>56239 Cuddly ones like the Bunyip, Bogey, Shirohebi and Lamias in general. Kobolds and Kikis are also pretty cute and fluffly

>>56262 >you don't necessarily have to be subservient while you do it Nope, you very much have to be subservient to them. You are the homemaker in the relationship, and you are technically viewed as a slave.

>>56262 Subservient might be too harsh of a word, I guess just weak and submissive is better. I like the idea of being told my place is beneath monsters.

>>56266 Bogey fumo is just irresistible. Bogie fumo too, probably.

>>56265 Kill that thing with fire before it lays eggs. The ancestor should have never brought her here.

>>56259 It's emasculating.

>>56234 Honestly depends on the vibe. Not really a fan of demeaning and strict attitude, but would gladly be bossed around by a more gentle femdom-y mamono.

>>56271 Proofs?

>>56264 I mean I'm sure you can get a submissive core, MGE is all about wish fulfillment. >>56266 Good taste, bogeys are pretty high up for me as well. Would probably cry if one showed interest. I've always wondered how they shower though

>>56273 That's a personal opinion, if you don't see it I can't convince you

>>56234 I find Dark Elves too cuntish (and that's not getting into incest part), but I would be happy with an Amazoness wife.

>>56270 It's honestly very impressive that the Ancestor ends up being much more of a monster than the countess ever was. If the story was any less dark it would read like mamono propaganda.

>>56274 >I mean I'm sure you can get a submissive core Yes but taking about it is a bad idea from what I understood. Anons don't like it so it must stay a nice daydream

>>56275 >That's a personal opinion And it's wrong.

>>56267 good luck to her, then

>>56279 I mean, thanks to Monster Girl Quest, the genre is probably going to always be dominated by femdom. I myself don't like it much, but i understand the appeal

>>56281 it's only natural for monsters to prey upon humans

>>56272 Yeah I don't like bitches either, I like the idea of them being somewhat gentle but still very dominant. Like it just being the natural order for men to submit to their wives. >>56278 Understandable, I'm sorry you have to not talk about your fantasies man. That really sucks >>56276 I ignore the incest stuff, I think it's an exaggeration/written at a time kc wasn't sure what he wanted. Hate incest myself

>>56245 >Wrestle Is she heavy? I think she'd be bulkier than a bee, but maybe still lighter than a guy. Are you allowed to grab the fuzzbutt? What cheating tactics does she use to win?

>>56284 wings alone give them a lot of unexpected close range mobility options

>>56284 >I think she'd be bulkier than a bee, but maybe still lighter than a guy I always figured wasps would be a bit leaner than bees, but taller and much more athletic/toned.

>>56279 And I think that you're wrong As I said discussing this matter is pointless.

>>56288 >And I think You clearly don't do much thinking in general. And yeah you're more interested in playing the victim card rather than discussing anything, that much is obvious

How do you guys think magic would change our society if the portals opened?

>>56285 She has an 8 way airdash, and can wavedash(waspdash) to the side and pounce >>56287 Bees pack on fuzz sometimes, so maybe they weigh about the same. Wasps are definitely more athletic and toned.

>>56290 There would be new and exciting ways to make people work pointless jobs for sustenance and shelter

>>56290 spider gf

>>56290 finally can get my neck fixed

>>56290 Hm...plenty of ways. Just going by the elementals for example, agriculture would probably get less expensive. There's also spider's silk, Weresheep's wool, Holstaur's milk and the Gremlin's gadgets. I think the quality of life would get better in general

>>56290 Alps would cause literal world war

>>56290 I could use portals to eat my wife's pussy out from the comfort of my bed while she's making breakfast.

>>56289 You're being too obvious with your trolling buddy

>>56278 There's nothing wrong with maledomming default femdom monsters. I even recall the first piece of fanart Hellhound got when she was released was doggystyle maledom sex.

>>56299 Lies I get literally DDoSed, gangstalked and beaten up for mentioning maledom

>>56300 True. Last time i tried speaking about it, i was banned for months and a Nightmare "reeducate" me towards the right way in my dreams

Mlemdom

>>56289 Ok, why is it not emasculating to take the woman role in a couple?

>>56299 Hellhounds are a good example, if you search for a the Frist few thread here, some anons got mad that maledom on hellhound was mention because they're hard coded to be "untamable".

>>56303 ESL pls, there's no such role when you're giving her the D

>>56305 And that's it? You don't need more to feel like a man?

>>56303 Because my masculinity is too strong to break from silly things like making food and keeping your home clean, stuff you should already be doing if you are single.

>>56306 Everything else is just people being people

>>56307 Yes, I already do that and I don't enjoy it most of the time but they're big gap between doing that after work and being a house husband where you only do that your whole life and are dependent to you wife for everything. >>56308 I don't understand your answer.

>>56304 Which is weird because while MGE says they're untamable, it doesnt say they're dominant. Hell, they love it when a guy takes charge and submit willingly, only turning the tables on him after he's done. Its retarded.

>>56306 If you do, you're incredibly, hilariously insecure.

>>56309 Man has penor Woman has vajayjay Power dynamics are irrelevant to these biological distinctions

>>56309 >but they're big gap >dependent to you wife Why is it always ESL subhumans who whine about this?

>>56312 Saar if you not beat you're wife you female saar

>>56313 because india was allowed on the internet

>If you dont want to be servile to mgs in exchange for protection and love, you're insecure! Is this another raid from the usual tards at jp or something?

>>56313 I'm retarded but you're acting in bad faith. It was pointless.

Jinko hours, sirs

>>56317 Pointing out that you're an illiterate troglodyte isn't "acting in bad faith".

>>56318 It's the EYE OF THE TIGER

That's just enough for someone to say the guy isn't gay or something, isn't it? There's more to relationship dynamics than sex. So, it's understandable if someone prefers to take a traditionally male role in the relationship or not, and MGE has space for that with monster girls like Kikimoras, Kobolds, and Holstaurs, even if the majority leans more towards femdom.

>>56319 I'm certain that you understood what I was trying to say, badly written English or not.

>>56319 It is in bad faith, actually. >>56309 The fact that you don't enjoy it should tell you that most other people also don't. It's a responsability, anon, one that needs to get done in a relationship. Cooking is debatably fun when you get it right, and cleaning is usually just a chore, but if you don't do it, someone else has to. There is no distinction on who does it. Just like you go and do work stuff you don't particularly enjoy, it's the same for your wife if she stays at home.

>>56234 I'm way too rebellious to be submissive

>>56325 Calm down anon. I just meant that both tastes are fine, not that i need to beat up my waifu to feel like a man or something

>>56305 Nah, amazon position sucks. Even ignoring the femdom it just looks wildly uncomfortable.

>>56326 He's been seething like this for a while, just R&I

Now, now, no need for all this fighting about who is or isn’t a fag! You are ALL outrageous faggots! Call me! ;>

>>56310 I know but some really hate this idea. It's pelvis breaking or nothing

>>56310 >MGE says they're untamable, it doesnt say they're dominant They're untamable, which means they try to be dominant, but they're not guaranteed to succeed. The way I see maledom work with a Hellhound is like Charlie Brown trying to kick the ball. You do need a massive power gap to pull it off, which isn't all that easy. >>56318 Jinkos are good and I won't stand for slandering them.

>>56326 i meant "you" as a indefinite, not "you" specifically, but if youre taking it personally, then you are the target audience and should leave

>>56330 Right on, Daddy-O!

All talks about sub vs dom. I mean who cares, your mg wife/wives are made for your fetishes and needs. And vice versa. What is important is you and your wife/wives are happy together.

Let monsters make a voodoo doll of you they're trustworthy

>>56336 This one gets it!

>>56336 Based. It doesn't matter what other kinks people have

Raging mushrooms can fix everything

>>56341 In public spaces, it does

>>56342 Give a hellhound raging mushroom to see what happens >>56343 what do you mean? Like public sex?

>>56339 What did she do with it?

>>56344 >Give a hellhound raging mushroom to see what happens I didn't have that in mind. Does it change anything?

>>56346 No talking, just action.

>>56305 Peak femdom is when she's taking your D instead

Hey, I wonder which monster girls are the most popular? Going by the image galleries in the archives, Baphomets would be up there alongside Kobolds and Hellhounds. But what do you guys think? Of course, Fox girls and Lamias are popular even outside of MGE, so there's that to consider

>>56226 God, I hate those so much. I wonder how many signals I don't notice even after all that time. Much easier to be straightforward. >"You, hummie, lemme see that dick" Is just so much easier to cotton onto.

>>56349 >Kobolds Large chunk of that is KDF commissions, just not to the extent of Gazerfag.

>>56349 Hellhound, cheshire and manticore. You are very likely to see very similar designs in other IPs. Then there are stuff like Demons, because they embody KCs style very well. Anubi are generally popular too.

>>56349 It's probably Greenworm. Starstudded character she is. Has her own spot on the walk of fame, yep yep. Has a freedom medal, a grammy, an emmy, a nobel piece prize, a pulitzer, a field medal (and not just for eating all of anon's vegetable field) and even a day time talk show. Do not fact check any of the above. Why would I, or greenworm, lie?

>>56349 Hellhound, by a large margin. I keep seeing them everywhere and several small h-games copied their design

>>56234 >How do you guys feel about submitting to your wives? I hate it. HAET. Relationships should be mostly equal with both sides making up for the other's weaknesses. If that's not the case, I at least want to be the one on top. Being bottom bitch for a while--like if the missus is a healer and I'd be coming on as an apprentic--is fine, but long-term the aim should be for me to stand next to her, not behind her. I don't have anything against people who like the opposite, but that's not for me. 'Course, I do like maids, which makes me kind of a hypocrite, but who doesn't like maids? If that's her choice for herself I'm fine with it, but it wouldn't be my choice for myself.

>tell the dragon you don't have any treasure >she'll probably get angry but maybe she'll let you go once she realizes you can't give her anything >"Aw, that's too bad. Maybe I can be your treasure?" >or maybe she won't let you go

>>56355 Here we go again.

>>56356 That's an unusually straightforward and nice dragon. She deserves marriage.

>>56357 Hey, you ask for opinions, you get opinions. I won't act like mine are a fact or anything.

>>56353 Awarded the Fields medal for contributions to set theory (does the set that contains all vegetables that she has eaten also contain the set of all vegetables she will have eaten in the time it takes you to read this sentence)

>>56360 MY COUNTY-FAIR WINNING PRIZED MARROW, NO!

>>56357 Isn't it pointless to talk about?

>>56350 Sure, but this one was pretty obvious. You need to be a turbo virgin with a 0% chance to get laid to avoid falling for the tendies trap.

>>56353 I fucking hate that this thing has appeared in my dreams before.

>>56362 It is when some choose to be deaf

>>56355 You put words on my thoughts. Nice, I feel less alone.

>>56364 Was it a good dream at least? Did you eat all the salads?

>>56363 >You need to be a turbo virgin with a 0% chance to get laid Where do you think you are?

>>56364 I envy you, I only saw a shikibus in my dreams and those are not the kind of monster girls I want to meet.

>>56364 rent free

>>56355 >next to her, not behind her Anon won't be saying that once he sees the juicy troll bubble butt.

>>56367 No salad eating. Demolition time. >>56370 GET OUT OF MY HEAD. I DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS GREEN THING.

>>56372 >Demolition time So a good dream, lucky you. Remind me that I dreamt about a fox but she wasn't interested

>>56234 I think I would enjoy being a house husband and taking care of my wife. I wouldn't be 100% submissive though, only like 60-80% submissive.

>>56345 Eats it cause she hungry >>56346 If I'm not mistaken it makes them even more horny and rapey

>>56356 What a cute dragon

>>56356 Dragon but good? If only they were real

>>56377 Fear the malef dragon that considers you her personal treasure and will do anything to claim you forever

>>56378 And it looped back to being bad. Fugg

>>56379 Anything includes being saccharin anon

>>56380 Wut?

>>56378 >Hahaha! I will woo this man and claim his heart and then own him FOREVER! >Gee, Missus M, youa so evul! Dastardly monsters.

Comfydom only good dom.

>>56383 Rape is just snuggle with a struggle

>>56381 She'll do anything to claim you, that includes being a sweetie pie

>>56385 Oh, that's cute but where is the catch?

>>56368 C'mon, it can't be that bad. Surely you could at least realize they want to socialize with you when they invite you to taste their tenders.

>>56382 Truly evil monsters, winning our hearts with love. I bet they just want us for hand holding >>56386 The catch? You have a sweet dragon who gave up her pride for you, there is no catch

>>56388 A malef? Nah too good to be true

>>56387 Yeah, but if after a day of work you get between me and the door, you're getting run over. Plus, socializing!=romantic/sexual interest. There's a different context there and repaying a gesture of kindness with another wouldn't make me stop to look at things another way unless I was already interested. I am, in fact, that bad. >>56388 >there is no catch Wrong, the catch is (you).

>>56386 The catch is that whenever they do the big dragon council she always wants to bring you along and sit on your lap during the meetings so she can show you off to all the other dragons.

>>56390 >socializing!=romantic/sexual interest Never said that, but socializing is fun! You get to make friends!

>>56391 Kinda embarrassing, but small price to pay for teaching other dragons how to get a man.

>>56391 >she always wants to bring you along and sit on your lap during the meetings Embarrassing, but worth. I will expect to both leave and arrive on dragonback and smug after meeting sex is already implicit.

>>56391 >and sit on your lap Nice, she's like a cat, a cool one

>>56356 >tell griffon you don't have any relics or artifacts >that should get her to go away >"why anon, you're practically a living fossil!" >get kidnapped >oh well

>>56396 >why anon, you're practically a living fossil! She's older than me. What the fuck does that mean.

>>56397 i wasn't fluent enough in zoomerspeak to accent her correctly

>>56398 >being called "unc" by a Balrog who's older than you but still dresses like a school girl Balrod tealt 9999 emotional damage, it's super effective! Anon fainted...

Evil is cool

>>56400 No.

>>56401 You're wrong.

>>56284 Her profile calls wasps out as being large women that enjoy crashing into men's hips with all their strength. A tough wrestling partner, for sure.

You have been CURSED! A very evil curse of curseness. The only way to get rid of this curse is to have a child with her. Yes, that is the ONLY way.

>>56404 Good thing i'm infertile.

>>56400 She’s so cute.

>>56404 Can't I just return the slab?

>>56404 oh no, now i will forever suffer from, uhh... always having someone to play tabletop- and video-games with, and she has the same interests as i do? ok but when does the curse part start?

I wonder how summoning works in MGE, imagine being a novice mage and you accidentally summon a hellhound through a scroll

>>56403 >Bruises anon's pelvis so hard during 'wrestling' that she has to look after him for a day afterwards >Has to lay there and take is as incapacitated anon makes the most of a bad situation and scritches her fuzz >And she was so smug about winning too

>>56409 she's really into model train sets

>>56411 Wasps don't have fuzz

ohhhh hebi... it is cold winter night and your scales provide no warmth I must marry big fox shrine maiden instead

>>56414 That's a blue flaming

>>56415 Solves the cold issue too. Hebis are very smart, i tell you.

>>56413 What does her abdonem feel like then? Squishy? Meaty? I'll take that.

>>56371 I want to cum inside Troll

>>56413 They have fuzz because every girl is improved by a fluffy mane to scratch and huff, so I say they do.

>>56416 Indeed, they always know best. Semi related, can hebis teach others how to use the blue flame? Imagine a will o wisp with that ability

>>56418 What do you like about trolls anon?

>>56420 teach their signature technique so hussies can steal their men? not a chance

>>56234 Sleeping in late and staying home all day every day sounds like heaven. I think I'd rather work or own a shop with my wife though.

>>56410 I just wanted a normal succubus... I guess she can hang out with the shiny houri or something.

I've been encouraged to attend a werewolf meetup in spite of not myself being a werewolf. not sure if I can actually go

>>56425 I'm sure they won't mind, werewolves are easy going. You see plenty of them at weresheep meetups so there is that.

>>56421 Everything

>>56425 You should go anon! They're just mere puppies anyway, nothing bad could happen

>>56424 Normal succs are nice, would pet their wings

>>56418 Same, in every hole

ms krampus it is not even thanksgiving yet ms krampus please stop putting up christmas decorations ms krampus we are not rocking around any trees ms krampus

>>56425 dont worry Anon, im sure they will be very happy having you as company!

>>56433 What game are those screenshots from?

>>56432 >Mrs krampus

>>56435 It's called Labyrinth of Estras. An abandoned, never ever game. The short one level demo is even better than the screenshots show. You can play it if you want to be sad about the fact that it won't be finished.

>>56432 Does Ms. Krampus get this excited about other parts of the holiday? Is she gonna bake like 10 kinds of cookies and have a HUGE Christmas Dinner?

>>56438 krampus makes a mean roast

>>56439 Oh, man, I didn't expect that to make me so lonely and sad.

>>56440 frankly when talking about monstergirls I expect it basically all the time

>>56440 you think that's bad how does ms krampus feel about her sad girl roast-for-one?

>>56442 About how I feel when I make my Lonely Man Roast-for-One.

Man, now I kinda want a roast.

>>56444 the potatoes and carrots go crazy

>>56437 Damn that's sad, it looks like a good game.

>>56446 I GOT YOUR GOOD GAME RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!

Do slimes sleep in beds or somewhere else? I feel like a bed would make a mess

>>56448 You ever use a waterbed? It's like that, but the slime is the water and you sleep on her like your pic.

>>56448 they chill in tubs

>>56450 things would be different around here if i had an oversized amoeba (that loves me)

>>56448 They control their slime. Why waste gooed slime on a bed when it can be on you.

>>56448 i'm not sure if slimes sleep

How do you guys handle the more...monstrous girls? I mean, like centaurs and arachnes. I like Lamias for example, but in practice a Oomukade would probably make me shit my pants

>>56454 >Another Anon who hasn't heard about the Tenders.

>>56454 The fear makes me more excited tbh

I'm going to attract a cheshire with fishos and burgers, then make her watch The Adventures of Pluto Nash on repeat until she goes INSANE.

>>56454 same way as a normal girl but with more to cuddle

>>56454 they do most of the handling

>>56460 Why?

>>56391 If I can fall asleep or scratch her scaly ears that's fine

I'm going to attract a cheshire with fishos and burgers and then feed her fishos and burgers and watch the naked gun trilogy with her on a comfy couch

>>56465 >scratch her scaly ears And derail the entire meeting? Bold.

>>56468 I don't see how could it derail the meeting. I'm certain that seeing her pleasured face will motivate the whole council

>>56139 To whichever anon keeps commissioning kraken impregnation, I thank you for doing the lord’s work.

>>56289 >Proceed to prove him for two hours Nice job, I can see why it's taboo now.

>>56115 >none of them have a concept that the Order is real >just there for the events and cool outfits and reading the scripture that talks about having lots of kids for the glory of God >which god? you know, the... god god. the big one. yeah! >obviously they're on to something based on how human boys' jaws drop when they see juicy monsters in nun clothes

How much wonderland is too much wonderland for you? Would you have a bit of wonderland in your wife?

>>56473 What does a little Wonderland look like versus a lot? At what point can I no longer kiss my beloved with both eyes closed?

>>56475 The amount of casual crazyness

>>56454 If you don't like the thing they are based on, you are probably not going to like the monstergirl either. You don't need to like every single monstergirl design that exists out there.

>>56477 This belly needs tickling.

>>56464 I dunno, lol

>>56478 That's a pretty bad idea. It's going to be amusing seeing each of her segmented legs adorably writhe while she laughs, until she holds you in her coils and starts tickling you back.

>>56477 >Push gently on a segment of Oomukade's chitin >It lights up and emits a soft tone >Push another >Same thing, but the tone is a littler higher >Begin playing her like a musical instrument And that's how Anon learned to play Funkytown on his wife

>>56481 Anon played two completely different tunes while touching the same segment. Are we to assume this is some kind of magic centipede? Boy I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder

>>56481 >Funkytown Those fucking ocelomeh ruined it.

>>56482 >Narrator: It was, in fact, a magic centipede

I want to taste all the different and new cuisine in MGE. The guide have a lot of tasty looking meals

>>56485 >be single tourist from earth in MGE world >eat a piece of cake laced with raging mushroom, prisoner fruit or other fun stuff you weren't aware of because it's normal for locals >not used to ingesting mega turbo aphrodisiacs with your food >have instant sexual emergency Thank god the waitresses are always there to help, remember to give them the tip.

>>56486 Note to myself, the first restaurant must have a waitress that I would marry

>>56488 Just visit an appropriate themed establishment, like mofukuza owned ramen bars or those dragonian restaurants

At least the ice cream is safe

>>56486 Im reminded of those jokes of dumbass tourists that drink colombian coffee and then have a crisis. Of course it would go both ways, a spider sipping colombian coffe would pass out in minutes

>>56489 >mofukuza owned ramen It's all foxes or can you find a nekomata or an Oni in the staff?

>>56492 Onis are very generous with their portions. Extra filled dumplings. Lots of meat. Finish the "oni bowl" and you win a bottle of the grizzled oni owner's famous sake. There is different seating areas for normal sized humans/monsters and beeg gals like Ushis and Onis. Sit in the beeg area at your peril.

>>56490 >implying >implications

>>56486 i keep telling the waiter i'm allergic to lamentation mushrooms

>>56495 >Miss Imp when she realizes the ice cream is unprotected

>>56498 Oh I'm going to do unprotected things to her alright

>>56499 >Anon and Miss Imp go bicycling WITHOUT HELMETS

>>56500 tandem bicycles look a little different in MGC

Writing contest contestant check up! How's everyone doing? I hit the 4k words minimum today.

>>56502 procrastination mode. ms sidhe will be unkind to me

>>56502 Didn't start, looks like I won't do anything, as usual.

>>56502 This is me: >>52172 I suspect hypochondria is making my head empty, not sure though.

>>56502 I haven't started yet, and I'm moving in a week so I won't be starting until December unfortunately. I won't wait until the last week like last year though.

>>56485 Are diners a thing in the MGE world? I have this idea in my head of a 24-hour diner where all the undead and nocturnal mamono hang out at two in the morning and drink endless rounds of strong black coffee.

>>56507 very much so

>>56507 >a place where young mamono in skimpy outfits can serve unmarried men who clearly don't have a woman to cook them food at home hmmm I wonder if it would be a thing

>>56507 >try some of miss lich's home brew "Ugh, this coffee is strong enough to wake the dead." <"I know. Good, isn't it?"

>>56509 How about OLD mamono in even skimpier outfits?

>>56509 they get to keep the uniform too

>>56512 >hag hooters uniforms are so skimpy that you can see pubes peeking out

>>56514 >go to hooters >no owlmages what a ripoff

>>56515 go to a hooters in a magic college town, you'll find owlmages there. Cursed tomes are expensive, and each professor assigns like three of them.

What do you guys prefer, creepy dark mages or seductive ones? I prefer creepy ones myself

>>56517 Wha-what happened to Megumin?

>>56517 both would be better. yes i like regura, how did you know?

>>56517 I don't fuck human women, sorry.

>>56518 Never noticed she kinda does look like a grown version of her lmao >>56519 I just looked him up, his stuff is nice. Very good taste anon >>56520 What about a dark mage who has a cursed form similar to cursed swords?

>>56517 Seductive

Would you guys marry a vampire? I would consider them if they are slightly less mean than the profile makes them out to be.

>>56524 If they drop the cattle and mean stuff, why not. Otherwise, no

>>56525 Sounds like you need a bottle of garlic and a raging mushroom my friend

>>56517 What's the difference?

>>56524 Meh, i'm not particularely interested in the whole bloodsucking thing.

>>56524 Takimg a less mean one runs into the same problem elves have. Even if you find one girl who isn't a traditional twat, you still have to deal with her friends and family. You really need a whole community of atypical vamps to make even the exceptions worth it. If a dhampir though, then you can always just flip a table and dip if the family reunion gets too stuffy.

>>56517 Creepy all the way. There's just something about the combination of sexy and creepy that's just absolutely top notch.

>>56530 Someone gets it.

>>56526 I already have the first one but I would get the shrooms as soon as they hit the market

>>56513 >MGE version of Starbucks >long time employees get to keep the uniform for sexy times when they retire No wonder her cafe chain is so popular, they thought of everything!

>>56533 I prefer Dutch Hos, personally.

>>56534 What do they sell at Dutch Hoss?

>>56524 No, seeing as dhampirs are a thing and are objectively better than regular vampires in every way.

>>56535 Dutch horsegirls

>>56502 I have about a page and a quarter down. Recently found a friend who can proofread and help with some cross-referencing, so that's been a bit motivating.

>>56537 Can't be the case, everyone knows that Dutch girls are Kakuens. Why do you think so much of their language consists of "-oo" and "-ook" noises?

>>56537 Is that like a dutch wife or?

>>56535 Dutch hoes, like Zombie pirates

Those dutch gremlins reclaimed too much land.

>>56542 Out there, there is a zombie mermaid that wants to become a ships figurehead.

>>56540 >>56539 I don't know what a Dutch is

>>56545 you're truly blessed then.

>>56545 A van der Linde

>>56545 he's the guy from Predator

Smores?

>>56549 for my cores? those cats do have a sweet tooth.

>>56549 Using mamono to cook is really cooking! I wonder if Miss Hebi could be my grill?