>>22609 Not that heavy, but werebats are known to be carriers of baby rabies.

>>22610 I only know 3 things about Finland >Saunas >Hate the Russkies >Introverts

>>22612 I can teach you a few more. >have to learn Swedish in schools even though only 5% of the population speaks it as their first language >eat salmiakki (a kind of salty licorice nobody else in the whole world likes) >elves will make you disappear

Burgers will conquer Monster society.

>>22614 Dragonia is not ready for the cheeseburger crust pizza.

>>22615 Soon, ALL dragons will be too fat to fly.

>>22415 I imagine since a lot of eldritch mgs have a bit of a wink wink going along with the mamamo mana thing, it'd be colored a bit differently. Would be cute to have a deep one wife trying to reenact the little mermaid or something, only for the husband to be the one she tries to make pine for the insmouth look. Marriage could be fdom route with husband giving in and leaving with her for eldritch flavoured lovey dovey, or mdom route where husband makes the tale true to the human version and tempts the eldritch lady enough for mana to give her land legs.

>>22616 And then who will have air superiority?

>>22615 Ghosts, I suppose. They don't eat food, so they'll be immune. But so many flying mamono would grounded with Advanced American Food Technology. >Dragons >Wyverns >Harpies (regular, black, crow, and owl) >Werebats (they get Hawaiian pizza sans ham) >Fairies >Succs >Deems >Imps Just about everybody who flies, really

>>22618 Probably bees. No one knows how they work.

>>22614 All that fat will go straight to their ass and thighs

>>22619 Chubby sloth demon with an equally chubby beezlebub roommate sounds like a combo that could keep me trapped forever

>>22625 That and milk production

>>22617 I had an aneurysm trying to understand this.

Are all mamonos better if turned into a tomboy? Are they mamonos that can't become one?

>>22629 <Tomboy is EVOLVING >Tomboy has become THOMAS MAN

Ah Friday, imagine spending the evening with your Chesh auntster and also the night, that way you also start a wonderful Caturday waking up next to your naked auntster

>>22631 No, no, Anon. I'm sure Auntie Cheshie would never do anything so lewd and perverse. She is a MODEL of decorum! Look at her!

>>22631 Imagine laying in bed with a cat that is way past her prime

>loli Kunoichi gf >she slips into your house and you play spy games until you "catch" her and fuck her >she's been doing it for weeks >at least you think that counts as dating >you still haven't seen her take off her mask or heard her say a word >she's left it to you to interpret her body language, the looks she gives you and the occasional escaped moan of pleasure >sometimes she leaves cryptic chuuni notes on your desk but those are even less informative

>>22634 I wish I could read Zipangese.

>>22633 I don't know what to say to you, Anon. The absolute TOP TIER of cats is when they're a little older and just want to cuddle all the time in a super chill way.

>>22630 Thanks for making this horrible day a little bit better.

>>22631 Only one chesh?

>>22636 True but you would miss out on so much, childhood friend romance, best romance.

>>22639 I'm in my 40s. I already missed out on so much. Just gimme an older sleepy kot to cuddle with during a rainstorm.

>>22640 I see where you're going, I'm 25 and miss out too BUT you wouldn't go back in 2 or something with your future wife just to live everything? Personally I don't know but I feel like a lot of anon would be ok with that deal.

>>22633 >auntster kot >way past her prime u wot m8

>>22633 Cats are the best when ripe and juicy

>>22635 >she thinks you're teasing her and dirty talking her in a language she hasn't had the time to learn yet >you don't know she only knows Zipangese because she's commited to the silent and mysterious act (and also shy) >it will be months before either of you realizes you don't share a language because you've only been communicating in lust and raw chemistry so far

This story is kind of batty, hope you enjoy it https://archiveofourown.org/works/65828011

>>22643 cats are meant to be lithe and agile

>>22650 wrong

>>22650 Cats are meant to be fit and agile, but more importantly, SEXE

>>22652 The Cheshire is the sexiest cat, so it makes sense to post her constantly.

>>22653 Y U P

>>22647 Hell yeah, something to read tonight. >>22653 >The Cheshire is the sexiest cat I beg to differ.

>>22024 >Watch an automaton stream on my computer >Command prompt opens up for just a second Uh-oh

>>22655 But she does not even meme! How can you be sexy without memes?

>>22658 I never really used that board, but I heard /fit/ had a robust meme culture.

>>22647 Done, thanks for your service to batkind.

>>22587 Oh auntie, you only had to ask. I don't think it's gonna be a very comfortable night with just one sleeping bag.

>>22662 I doubt that there would be any sleep planned in that situation though

>>22662 That's why lolibabas are the best

>>22650 Doesn't matter, she's still hot

Always refuse vaginal and insist on anal with older monsters and cite a concern of birth defects when they ask why

>>22672 >Only do anal with your wife >She gets preggers anyways >Despite being an ancient fox, your daughter is a Cheshire Many such cases

>>22673 Looks like there was a birth defect after all.

>>22672 Hag asses are just too hot and irresistibly to not play with tuem, but I would impregnate a monster hag anyway just for fun

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