Oiled up Banshee,

>>37430 Versus dusty the wurm Who is going to win in the arena? Buh your ticket now to see a unique WWE wrestling match.

>>37409 >"Hey Gary, how come your girlfriend is a hellhound? I thought you were a racist." >"Oh well she's a racist too, so we've got that in common at least."

>>37433 But do they have any chance against the crowd favorite, with two consecutive championship wins, the hard hat eagle?

>>37438 Everyone loves a good underdog story, especially if it's two rival teaming up to beat the big vilain. It's a bit predictable

>>37434 >taking your wife to a showing of Avenue Q >singing every word to Everyone's a Little Bit Racist >except personalizing the slurs to each other it's not really the same with a bogey taking trekkie monster's role but still, good times.

I love Scottish mamono.

>>37440 Not to be confused with THE UNDERDOG, a buff Anubis guard who's lost every single battle despite always seeming like she could win them.

>>37443 Somehow she always ends up in a submission hold...

>>37444 And don't forget Hydraulic Press, an Amazon twin pair who always try to smash you between them with their toned abs.

>>37443 If I were this 'nubis's coach I would punisher harshly until improvements are seen in the ring

If not who, then Droo?

>>37446 >Anubis wonders how rough anal sex is supposed to help her improve, but nevertheless she doesn't object.

>tennis ball goes flying >speedy athletic werewolf bounds across view >then, a small but frenzied kobold hurtles after her >a moment later, a hulking coal black hellhound stampedes after all 3 >finally, anon, out of breath, staggers along with 3 empty leads dragging behind him

>>37395 No, I see seal I must pull

>>37452 Imagine the sounds as you unseal those weapons of mass milkboarding.

>>37448 Simple, carrot and stick. Full creampie in her womb when she wins or full anal if she loses and petting time is halved

>>37454 She's a masochist. She's going to get off to the neglect and is always going to lose just so that you give her moon the treatment it needs.

>>37451 Quite the pack. Can he lead it?

>>37455 I'm fine with that but I actually don't want to be too harsh emotionally. It's a fun scenario until I think about it that could go for a month, a year, more... I don't mind abusing her body if it's a shared kink but emotional abuse and neglecting her is bad

>>37452 got to check the expiration dates on the back and such

>>37458 Pro-tip: Never say expiration date in front of a hag unless you want her to enter her enraged mode.

>>37459 I was sooooo disturbed to find out this isn’t true. I said it to an ancient Ushi-Oni and all she did was burst into tears and start bawling about the fact all her sisters are married and she’ll never be more than the Cool Wine Aunt.

>>37312 I think bogey is probably the best modifier for any monster, it just adds comfort and cuddliness which are never bad. >>37314 dude you're going to DIE >>37331 Do you like overstim by any chance? because thats all youre gonna get. literally just infinite hyperrape. >>37352 >I want to see what it looks like and what it does I imagine they'd have the main spider body with a long, powerful tail at the back. her blood and venom both do a mix of the berserking and also instant corruption. very fluffy, but less so than a normal ushi. >>37369 >>37374 bye lol

>>37459 >your eggs have expired, grandma! lol enjoy heckling lonely sad crones

>>37459 She's going to give birth to your baby by force to prove you wrong

>>37372 Cuddles and warm milk before bed, straight from the tap, that's already enough for me.

ms kiki...

>>37465 That's Mrs. Kiki.

>>37461 >dude you're going to DIE I deserve it.

>>37465 >leglocking french-kissing missonary for the sole purpose of procreation I am so glad baba yaga won the election

>>37456 no

>>37467 are you the same one as usual

>>37467 Have you considered a Wisp hybrid?

>>37470 Which one?

>>37470 Nah. I just really deserve to get punned and gyaru’d to my breaking point.

>>37471 a dash of wisp or bogey goes a long way

>>37472 i meant the guy who always sadposts but it turns out they meant they deserve gyaru overload and not death.

>>37475 Frog-man?

>>37474 Wisp mixed with Bogey might not be so bad. She's got to be really soft.

>>37475 AND PUNS! What is the point of having a wonderland girl in the mix if there are no puns?

>>37478 always thought of cheshire and bogie as the puns girls. i cannot imagine a hatter breaching more than 1 pun per hour.

>>37479 Her puns are clever and delivered quick and candid. You'll miss them because you're so distracted by how nice the tea party is and how big her hat is.

>>37479 Cheshires are the types to make Dad Joke groaner puns, then mug at you for approval. Hatters are the types to slip puns and wordplay into conversation naturally, like happy accidents, and then say something like, “well, I suppose so” if you point them out.

>>37481 >>37480 Hatmind. The mycelium network spreads.

Honestly, I think trumparts are the most underrated monster in the entire encyclopedia. Private fuck dimensions are not to be taken lightly.

>>37482 More of a flapjacks man, m’self.

>>37484 I'm fairly certain those are pancakes

There you go. >>37486

>>37487 I was hoping to claim the next thread for the abyss, again. Oh well, we have literally forever.