>>84841 it's the maids she should be worried about anyway

>>84843 ORLY?

>>84839 I agree, pregnant monster children are great though

>>84845 I'm not into kids, but all baphs are cute because they are gotes.

>>84846 goat-modifier is very potent. caprine acute

>>84847 Also Baphs are fun

Blue and red Oni are fine and dandy, but for me it's white

>>84846 Goats are truly the cutest, I can see why the Sabbath and its braches are so popular and prosperous

Goaty-goaty-goats Goatsa-goatsa-gooooooooooooooats Goatilly-goatilly-GOAT Goat

Oh, and if anyone is wondering, this is PEAK GOTE PERFORMANCE.

>>84854 tis sheep

>>84855 No, I saved her as "gote" so she must be a gote.

>>84853 Baphomets are truly the GOAT

a flat girl's value is equal to how much better she looks older and/or more stacked

Goat's milk > Cow's milk

>>84859 It's not about the size of the boobies, it's about the enthusiasm with which they are presented.

>>84861 OOOOOH! And how many LAZERS they have. Titty lazers are always an improvement.

>>84848 Why does the rata always have that look in her eye?

>>84863 She's very intense to be around. It's cute. And a little scary. Which is hot.

>>84863 The look of a monster with secrets to sell, both personal and state

>>84853 Goatse?

The foxes are behind this.

>>84867 Then I'm ok with it

>>84867 Don't foxes want men to be behind them?

>>84869 Why would they? There's nothing but a wall of mofu on their backside

>>84869 they prefer being face to face

>>84867 fox...

>>84869 foxes are realizing mofu addiction can be too much of a good thing now with their men spending more time nuzzling up to their tails than they do to their tits

And how are you celebrating this fine Eostre?

>>84875 rabbits maybe

It is Easter bunday, honor the sacrifice and miracle of rebirth, the spring of life anew, with the conception of new life to be born the same day as our savior.

>>84878 >yes yes anon this Jesus guy sure is great, now can we get to the "be fruitful and multiply" part already?

>>84879 Yeah, He was great wasn't He? Let's watch Greatest Story Ever Told again, babe. He died for 3 days we can wait until tomorrow

>>84874 Look man, it just helps me focus. I can quit any time I want, I don't need you preaching at me.

>>84882 >t. mofu addicted anon who looks like a 13 year old tween babysitting a horde of kits mofu doesnt take your teeth like meth does, but it take away your years and free time Dont do mofu, kids. Not even once.

>>84880 >Greatest Story NEver Told <nooooo not the painter guy again <you humans have some really weird role models >mindbreak aura turns on

>>84864 >give rata the dick thinking it will finally chill her out for a goddamn minute >she's worse

>burst through the wall of demon's office >full suit of plate armour and bucket helm of course >slide her the most perfectly written contract she's ever seen (spent 3 weeks working on it like a monk) >exit through the other wall before she can say anything

>>84886 ever heard of knocking?

>>84887 that comes later

druella, as ruler and viceroy of earth, it is only fitting that you welcome the Easter festivities, and recognise the similarities and syncretism of one of your own monstrous holidays - molest a nerd day

>>84889 >molest a nerd day So monsters still practice shoving nerds into lockers. The only difference is that bully gets in the locker too.

>>84890 And 3 days later they emerge from the locker.

>>84884 I mean I'm sure that's a fun watch too if just for the danuki jokes but it'd Jesus' day But I'll also accept ben-hur Real live chariot race with 10k extras

>>84878 Crucify miss lich. Got it.

>>84861 Have I read this before? Why does the wisdom of the ages return to me now?

Asking an automaton if she can √.

>>84893 >Hm. >Where's yours? >Oh. >I thought we were going to put our crosses together and have sex that way. >How are you going to have sex with me, then? >No. No, that is not acceptable. That is not why I agreed to do this. >Get a step stool. You're going to use me. No being of any measure of divinity would let bondage go to waste. >If you don't please yourself with me, it will be far more than three measly days before I let you out of my tomb.

>>84895 If she can root for you? That'd be nice of her.

I was just in time for buns after all: >>84898