Talk to hebis they say They respect your personal space they say

>>83906 If she didn't respect your personal space, she wouldn't consider it worth taking over with COILS and KISSES.

>>83906 who told you that? a cheshire?

I say the magic words and cause mischief to all snakes. >Alakazedi-bableding >Your hebi is now shedding!

>>83906 help i'm being respected

>>83910 giwtwm

>>83909 new creepy trend of shirohebi replacing their husbands clothes and furniture made of their molted scales on the rise. we have a quote from one of the practitioners >"i cant stand the thought of my beloved wearing something that has been touched, or Ryu-sama forbid, MADE FROM some harlot, tainting his perfect skin with her whore essence.

>>83912 Why is this trend "creepy?" Hebis are talking sense to me!

>>83905 Well, since I started a "maybe they can breathe through their ears" rumour, it would be more effective for up-ears Kikis.

Shed skin of powerful magic lamia is an excellent magic conduit. It’s a potent ingredient in potions or could strengthen a spell book or magical resistant cloak. Even when shredded or ground up it’s powerful. Just… don’t get greedy. The last thing you want is to be staring down an Apophis who just caught you peeling her tail while she slept. This is true and not an attempt to get adventurers into snek dens.

>>83915 How I envision that going. Source: my fantasies about cute apophiseseses

>>83916 My queen… I NEED to be graped. I will massage her, kiss her and do a whole skin shed routine with lotion, careful attention and tenderness.

>>83917 I never really thought about it, but what if an Apophis felt like being a big mean purple barbarian and violently rip her way out of shed skin? >Like >Ripped >Fishnets >But >Snekskin I'm not into ripped fishnets, I swear. I might be lying...

Mega grape. Titanboa Apophis. Apop so big you can lay your head beneath the crook of her chin, rest your body between her boobs and your feet only barely reach the start of her scales. She basks a lot. A lot a lot.

>>83919 This Anon is wise. Big snek = Big Love! It's basic herpetology!

>>83829 >Whitehorns do not pursue you all around the earth if you catch their eye. Nor they hebipost on this thread in hope of getting a white male to pound them. Whitehorns can pursue you relentlessly through any terrain - dense woods, deep snow, big city concrete jungle, nothing can stop a Whitehorn in heat who has marked her prey

>>83920 Yes. So much love. So large. So beautiful. Titanboa variants of lamia are so lazy (most of the time, if you let her, don’t upset her). You can just sleep on her. Or grope her. Plenty of meat to grope. The 5% of the time they aren’t being lazy you should hide or submit to the fact you are just a snek toy to be squeezed and loved and snekked. As for titanboa apophis, Large grapes are safe as long as you don’t get rolled on or suffocated in boobs or coiled or bit. Especially the last one. She packs twice the venom in a single bite compared to a regular Apophis.

>>83915 Those desert nights get very cold so Apophis needs at least an hour in the sun before she's warmed up enough to be a threat. Until then you can do whatever you want to her.

>>83923 i dunno, the night is her domain free from the tyranny of the pharaoh. she probably powers up from the moon or some shit

Someone fuck that shirohebi, she's so lonely she took over the whole thread.

>>83924 nonsense. everybody knows that snakes sleep become incredibly lethargic during the night. so much so that you can easily peel her scales, even if she seems completely awake, eyes open and starting is to coil around you. they simply wont have the strength to stop you!

>>83924 She powers up from the spoon. As in from anon spooning her. As in you gotta hug the Apophis to warm her up.

…And I for one welcome our new Apophis overlords! As a warm blooded human, I’d like to remind them I can be useful in being a hot water bottle when it’s cold, a fan waver when it’s hot, can help rubbing oil in on those hard to reach locations and my blood vessels can be used as a venom store if they have too much.

>>83926 Scaly purple hands typed this post.

>>83930 Apophis have no scales on their hands, you ditzy brown tyrant.

>>83931 Honestly I mostly look at Apophises in 2 places: >Boobs >Eyes

>Fun Mamono Fact >Mamono are cute

>>83934 prove it

>>83935 okay, fine.

>>83935 the simple joys of being hunted down in a dense field of sunflowers by your jumping spider imouto as she slams into you for a big hug

I’d totally bask in a heat lamp with my apopsicle.

>>83934 >average dragon reaction to being called cute

>>83939 It's not MY fault she's cute!

>>83938 Honestly I'd probably bask in a heat lamp solo, apopsicle or no. But having a mamono who likes cuddling near a heat source would be A+ for me. I love fires, fireplaces, space heaters, and so on.

>>83921 Nothing except a narrow doorway. >>83941 I had one in my bathroom once. It was glorious.

How about a pharaoh, but a libertarian one?

>>83942 I put one by my bed at night for MAXIMUM WARMS. I'm such beastgirl and lizardgirl bait it ain't even funny.

>>83943 She would be insufferable squared: >Pharaoh >Libertarian Boys yearn for the strong, firm hand of a lady snek.

>>83921 >Nothing can stop her Armalite AR-10 chambered for demon silver bullets contest this statement.

>>83946 Great! If she pisses off people this much, she must be brought into existence. And then rule the world with an iron libertarian fist (hehe)

>>83948 What's she gonna do, talk about NAP while a tribal warlord rolls in and steals all the shotas for the slave trade?

This thread is very high quality. It surely tips the scales.

>>83949 Well, it's either that or she herself becomes a warlord and turns her people into slaves. Except that people will have guns if she's a libertarian. So they can at least shoot the warlord. Actually the point was, that a libertarian pharaoh will inevitably result in a paradox and create a singularity out of her own superpowers, opening a portal to the Inverse Dimension, and bringing in exrtadimension invaders so they will kill and eat all faggots.

>>83951 Noooooooo! My delicious faggots! How could they! https://files.catbox.moe/igabh9.webp

>>83952 Meh, I don't wanna world full of alps.

>>83950 me on the right

>>83952 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rR-wqxRjIg

>>83955 'sup, bby

Oh shit, may the pride month commence, now...

>>83957 Look, if someone talks about EATING FAGGOTS, of course I'm going to make a terrible pun about it. I'm a CHESH SLUT, slutting it up for any cheshires who might want to chesh me cheshily.