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/mge/ - Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread #20 Anonymous 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:56:12 No. 33246
>>33242 I know but... >>33245 It can't be that bad
>>33215 I only bully cheshires in half my posts about cheshires, the rest are cheshire-positive they're cute but since they're bullies I think they're also good bullybait and I know they can bounce back and find humor in it better track record than foxes who get probably an 80/20 split >>33201 >try and hold back from always posting about my fixation so as to not be annoying about it >still become an anonymous Thing Guy fuck hopefully it's only when it's about her
>>33250 Which are you?
>>33239 I meant theres men under those cloaks getting their world's rocked, but pregnancy works too.
>>33248 >It can't be that bad >Wonderland You're gonna get shotafied, turned into a dog, turned back into a normal human, drink tea that makes you so horny it hurts, then breath in spores that makes your cum hypnotic. i assure you it will be that bad.
>>33253 >You're gonna get shotafied Meh >turned into a dog No. >drink tea that makes you so horny it hurts Yes. > Then breathe in spores that make your cum hypnotic Why not.
>What is Alp about wanting to be an Eros Paladin? It’s because Ares Paladin will tell you FUCK, OR BE FORGOTTEN after the fight
>>33254 well thats basically 2.5/4, youll be alright.
>>33255 >ares cringe war god needs love
I'm going to reach for Officer Hellwan's pistol!
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Across the room, your eyes meet. >Are you going to finish that salad?
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>>33246 What a coincidence, so am I
>>33251 I'd rather not connect my villainy to my wife
>>33262 Why did you name your dick “Villainy” and why are you depriving your wife access to it?
>>33263 Because you can't name your dick "Dastardly" unless your wife is a hellhound.
>>33263 >>33264 What if you name it "Tracy"?
>>33266 You can’t give your penis a girls name! It’ll turn into a cute girl and try to date you!
>>33267 It's okay, the name is unisex like Alex.
>>33260 I will pick up the salad bowl and pour the remainders directly into my mouth, because there's no way in hell I'm giving up my extra-garlicky Caesar salad.
>>33269 Miss greenworm ‘boutta get extra licky, too!
I am having cravings for a cute pink Eros fox wife.
>>33268 Minecraft.
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I'm not that much into Foxes, but for me pink is an exception They are irresistible like strawberry milk
am I a fucking poser if I'm only into foxes a reasonable amount but still call myself mofubrained >>33273 my favorite are white ones red and pink can come too but white is top shelf
>>33273 I'm not super bothered about foxes either, but evil foxes are the exception. Even did a fic about one.
>>33277 did she work a job in the department of redundancy department?
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>>33275 >am I a fucking poser if I'm only into foxes a reasonable amount but still call myself mofubrained just because you cant keep up with the raving lunatics in our resident fox thread dosent mean you're a poser. simply thinking "a fox wife would be kinda neat" is all you need to do.
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>>33273 For me it's blonde foxes Bonus points if she's a desperate hag
Are there any stories/caps centered around an anon convinced they will never find love, and a mamono breaking down his walls slowly? Alternatively, a rescue scenario where a mamono saves anon from a shitty situation where he was being cucked/abused
>>33281 i like foxes a lot but i could not care less about mofu. smooth stuff is where its at.
raiju friend that follows me around and supplies power to the electric weedwhacker so I don't have to deal with the cable getting tangled on all the shit in the yard and caught on the corners of structures and can just pretend it's gas powered
>>33281 Nuki and rata mofu is lovely, also I still say learncow mofu needs more appreciation.
>>33287 Tell me about Danuki. Why does she wear a leaf on her head?
>>33258 Ares isn’t cringe you’re cringe. Athena is even more cringe than you though. All she knows how to do is wax poetic, play table top games, and lay there like a fish during sex.
>>33285 following you around with a pina colada and sunglasses
>>33290 And eat hot chip and lie
>>33283 Magus wrote something about Eros cultists helping men get over it and love their wifes after they got rape and fed raw meat
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>>33289 Why don't you wear a leaf on your head?
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>>33271 not brown enough for eros-maxing
>>33294 sauce?
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>>33294 I asked first.
>>33291 this is fine as long as she can keep the whacker juiced and obviate the need for me being leashed to a distant power source she can walk around however she wants
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Wurm has been dispatched to your location. Please do not resist.
>>33300 it's actually illegal to resist or flee from a wurm due to the ensuing collateral damage
>>33300 why though
>>33302 This, why?
>>33301 on paper, it is. but everyone who does so usually ends up with a wurm wife, so litigation is almost always considered a unnecessary risk.
>>33300 As long as she's into anal sex
>>33304 the city is going to look like godzilla just passed through
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never fall asleep at pyramid station. i fucking hate MGC so goddamn much fuuuu.
>>33306 Careful with those implications, no one wants to piss off dragonia...
>>33308 the cqt in the bqckground is cuter qnd sexier
>>33310 cqt?
>>33311 i think Anon's A key is broken.
>>33308 mb, replace Q with A
>it is the middle of summer >mrs krampus is bringing home more eggnog >it is the middle of summer >mrs krampus has not let you take down the christmas lights >it is the middle of summer >she bought you another wool sweater and expects you to wear it >it is the middle of summer >for the 5th time this week (it is wednesday) mrs krampus is "seducing" you by "sneaking" up on you while singing Santa Baby >it is the middle of summer >she gets right up in your ear and asks you to "warm her up" >it is the middle of summer
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>>33308 what kind of phony pharaoh gets her husband from a train station lost and found bin? get him for an exorbitant price at the start of a slave auction like the rest of us you cheapskate!
>>33315 Madam Pharaoh via the royal anubis made the trains run on time and she's going to make sure the station's waste management is handled as well and someone left a perfectly good man in the garbage! He should've been in the compost can at least!
>>33315 her tomb was raided while she was asleep, now she's rock-bottom penniless with no marketable skills and no allies she raised $10 whole dollars streaming age of empires from the library computer to hire the man who eventually became her husband dare you trample on her honor?
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>reddit tier meme edit in the cheshire gallery Wouldn't have expected less from the meme queen
>>33318 cheshire moment on g frfr
>>33308 I remember that video of the guy that falls asleep in the metro station and a huge rat starts licking his lips
>>33319 zoomshire is no cheshire of mine my cheshire keeps showing me demotivational posters that aren't funny at all and when I tell her this she hits me with a NO U
>>33321 >demotivational posters that aren't funny at all and when I tell her this she hits me with a NO U That's old zoomer humor. You need to remember some of us are pushing 30 soon.
>>33319 I'd skibidi her toilet, if you know what I mean.
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>>33320 Thise horny dirty rodents should start behaving like proper citizens
>>33314 >its the middle of summer and the Christmas lights are still up I'm filing a complaint with the city about failure to take down Christmas lights. I don't care the about the marriage risks that it comes with no way in hell I'm letting that shit stay up in July
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>>33325 HOA deem bait.
>>33325 During the pandemic I set up my Christmas tree. It is STILL UP. Christmas lights, too! Christmas decorations fucking rock.
>>33322 Idunno, I'm well past 30 and it's what was funny when I was still underageb& it's how I even found 4chan demotivational posters, at least. demotivationals and caturday. I was introduced by an upperclassman in the middle of class showing me demotivationals and he had to scroll past a ton of hentai on /b/ to find a thread for them and that was that, my sense of humor was ruined and I was doomed to 2d forever I'd say it's millenial humor, zoomer humor came later. zoomer might not objectively extend into the current twitterspeak, but subjectively everyone younger than I am is an accursed zoomer and they all caused that horrible "here come dat boi" era and everything after >>33325 please understand, she thinks I'm leaving her and "abandoning our neverending special day" if I even so much as suggest taking the lights and tree down
>>33328 Guess i'm a 26 year old millenial then.
>>33326 if she helps run an HOA this deem must be a true evil. >>33327 I hope several moth girls attack your tree >>33328 Well its the pointless complaint to the city that counts. Better than a never ending 4th of July or halloween with all these monsters!
>>33329 it's the spirit and memories that count >>33330 neverending 4th would be sweet I love fireworks halloween needs the seasonal atmosphere but it could be all autumn long and I'd be all for it christmas is already too long I'm sorry ms krampus
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Romantic dates, handholding and slow sex with little monster girls
>>33333 checked
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>>33333 quints of truth
>>33309 Dragonia embraced it after seeing how popular the movies were. The tourism department even started organizing kaiju battles to draw in spectators.
>>33336 OK, fuck me, but that would work. I would be SOOOOOO into "Medieval Times" but with dragons fighting each other instead of jousting. SOOOOOO into that.
mamono are famously bad at video games but often try to use beating anons in them as another layer of passive dominion over humans because they know so many monsterfuckers are also huge nerds
Alright gang, here's some choices to make 1) Dhampir that forces you out of your shell and makes you a better person by helping you overcome your weaknesses, OR deem that basically pampers you to the point you can't leave the house without her 2) Lilim(with hybrid of mon of your choice) that's way above you in power, social standing, looks and intelligence, but picks you anyway and you never know why (nor does she 'uplift' you) OR zombie that's just a girl next door almost that likes you 3) Mamono of a type you really don't like that's head over heels for you OR Mamono you do like that rejected you but then only showed any interest after a Cupid shot her with an arrow
>>33342 1) a, even though I vastly prefer demons 2) b, I refuse to be a trophy and want to be of value to my wife beyond cum. also I love zombies and GND types so that's an easy perfect 3) a, with some limitations and an "I'd rather neither and just try again with a different mamono of a type I like" rather than settle if you mean REALLY don't like there are reasons for the vast majority of those that I'm just not willing to budge on, but if she really loves me and isn't one of those species and is otherwise a person I can really get along with/relate to then I can cope. just no lolis and I don't wanna be a squid or whatever
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>>33342 il get an uuuuuuh >deem that basically pampers you to the point you can't leave the house without her at least 2 meters tall and a uuuh large coke.
>>33342 >1 Dhampir. If she's willing to put an effort into me to become a better person it shows how much she loves me and the least i could do is love her back the same way. >2 Both are fine? I honestly couldn't decide. I value the love they can give me more than their social standing. >3 I don't have that many types i don't like, but those i don't are an absolute no. I've been heartbroken before, i can survive another.
>>33343 >just no lolis and I don't wanna be a squid or whatever I think that was what was meant. Not just not like, "really" don't like.
Choice 1 >Dhampir that forces you out of your shell and makes you a better person by helping you overcome your weaknesses >--OR-- >Deem that basically pampers you to the point you can't leave the house without her Deem. I'm super-weak to being mommied Choice 2 >Lilim (with hybrid of mon of your choice) that's way above you in power, social standing, looks and intelligence, but picks you anyway and you never know why (nor does she 'uplift' you) >--OR-- >Zombie that's just a girl next door almost that likes you Zombie. I am too much of a nervous, anxiety-filled wreck to survive the Lilim option. Choice 3 >Mamono of a type you really don't like that's head over heels for you >--OR-- >Mamono you do like that rejected you but then only showed any interest after a Cupid shot her with an arrow Mamono of a type I really don't like. Love over constant anxiety every time. Also I don't want a woman to only be with me due to getting hit by an arrow. I want her to choose me on her own.
>>33346 then yeah I'll just pass on both options and find another wolf rather than settle or take advantage of someone else's daterape drugs
>>33342 1) Deem because Dhampirs are DORKS 2) Zombie because Lilims ARE DORKS 3) Hard to say but both are probably NOT DORKS so whatever makes for a more interesting narrative to the reader b , a, a for actual choices.
>>33349 dhampirs are 50000 times dorkier than deems man honestly they might be the dorkiest mamono possible except maybe malef dragons
>>33342 My answers would be different if we were talking about humans or a different setting, but... 1) Dhampir, easily. Being coddled to that point is akin to death and a little adversity (with support) to come out better on the other other end? Worth. I like deems better but dhampir aren't bad. 2) Zombie will let me feel of more worth and I really don't like the idea that the Kim won't tell me why she loves me. I don't want to tard wrangle, but the zombie will become a wight eventually anyway and should be less disastrous than some other simple monsters in the meanwhile. 3) Eh... If it's "don't really like" as in "don't particularly care for" I'll take the one head over heels for me, I'm neutral on plenty of girls I could be happy with but would never pick if given a choice. If it's "don't really like" as in "I'd be happy if they were deleted from the encyclopedia" then I'll take the one who needed a cupid to stop being tsun. I can actually relate to the former case anyway.
>>33347 All that effort into formatting your post and you didn't even quote...
Here's another game of preference A) having a blood related incest relationship with momster, sister or grandmomster, the three at the sane time can happen too B) having a relationship with your Alp bro and after going for some drink you end up impregnating her
nah
>>33352 Yeah, I know; I fucked up. Got too excited doing the formatting!
>>33350 >1) Deem BECAUSE Dhampirs ARE DORKS >dhampirs are 50000 times dorkier than deems man I don't know what your answers were but for failing to comprehend what you read, your getting a learn cow.
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
>>33356 yeah fuck you got me I blew it in my defense all mamono are dorks and that's a whole lot of d words
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age gap romance
>>33359 The rare legal age gap.
>>33356 Wait, they give out senses as rewards for being retarded? I'm going to stop conjugating my verbs or something.
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speaking of deems and choices.
>>33359 the cute kind of age gap >>33361 you can trade places with me if you want >>33362 easiest C of my life B looks mean
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>>33359 these days you have to pre-order if you want a lilim wife
>>33353 If the incest choice can get 3, can i get impregnate 3 Alp bros too?
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>>33334 >>33335 My numerals are repeating, my tastes impeccable and my cause just >>33359 Is the best
>>33353 Alp bro. Nothing really that weird, but I'm not fucking my sister.
>>33367 But your alp bro is a girl! She's your sister!
a text only relationship with the mamono of your dreams who's able to contact you through the internet but the up/down speeds across realities means you're limited to emails. the portals never open OR the portals open right nyow. the suddenness and scale throws fate askew. you're snatched up and drenched in the mana of a desperate mamono you aren't terribly fond of, but there's no escape because she is already too enamored with you. fate eventually corrects itself after a few months and you meet your actual fated wife, but you've got an unpleasant hanger-on that neither you nor your wife are allowed to be rid of (so decreed by both eros and druella) and is fiercely "I got him first" competitive
>>33369 Eh, second option--feels like it's overall better for the world.
>>33369 Second option The entire situation of a girl forcing herself to be attached to me would always be annoying but at least the world would improve.
>>33369 either/or scenarios are often antithetical to wish fulfillment fantasies
for me it's mamono wife, happy life
>>33369 Well let's go with the second option and roll for it >https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine >Myconid Well, that's more of a "I haven't thought about this girl for years" kinda deal. Not the best, but genuine love and affection is the best thing around
>>33372 YOUR MOM is an either/or scenario.
>>33372 Thank you for contribution anon. I'm not sure how we would make it without your input.
>>33372 check THIS shit out >a you have a $100,000 budget for one weekend (unspent money disappears into the ether, money must meaningfully contribute to the quality of the experience, gambling earnings are taken as a tax by a cupid) to take your mamono wife-to-be on a date to do anything you want on earth within that budget and timeframe. if you want to travel for it you can do that ahead of time but you're meeting up with her on-site >b your mamono wife-to-be doesn't get a budget but she's "given an opportunity" to whisk you away from earth for a 16-hour date on the other side of the portal, where she can show you whatever she wants within her own means in either case if both parties agree, after a 3-month waiting period, the two of you will be reunited to be eternally wed but stuck on the side of the portal you took your date on
>>33376 do you not tire of >would you rather: bad scenario 1, slightly less bad scenario 2 ? i'd rather just have all i want to myself. profound, i know.
WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY WOULD YOU RATHER WITH MISS CHESH OR WITH MISS RATA?
>>33379 chesh
>>33380 WRONG ANSWER
>>33381 no it's the right answer especially when she asks "would you rather play would you rather with miss chesh or missus chesh"
>>33382 >Blush and say "Missus Chesh" >She brings over her mom
>>33383 wow she's already introducing me to her parents
>>33379 that runya runya rata would definitely invite you over for board game night with the girls
>>33385 YOUR ANSWER IS ALSO WRONG
>>33386 what the hell answer were we supposed to give then? fine. I'll reject your reality I'll play twister with a lamia so I can win by default and finally beat a monstergirl at something
>>33387 the spinner sure lands on mating press a lot it might be rigged
>>>/site/51 ayy post counter got added
guaranteed wins against monstergirls in case of "best me in a game or you're mine forever" events >twister against a lamia (or any similar) >jenga against a wurm >the game of life against a zombie >mouse trap with a dormouse >guess who with a tritonia >werewolf with a werewolf >rock paper scissors against a golem >don't lose your head against a dullahan anything else?
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>>33389 Always bet on sex.
>>33391 >Play Jenga against Miss Wurm >Turns out that tunneling underground for thousands of hours gave her an uncanny sense for the balance and stability of a Jenga tower. >She wins easily
>>33393 with those big ol goofy clumsy holdable cute-as-a-button mitts? not likely
>>33394 She's like a surgeon with them.
>>33392 what are the other results?
>>33396 Rocks'n'stuff
>>33364 Sex with a loli Lilim would be a mind-blowing experience even by monster standards
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>>33398 it's pretty okay, maybe
>>33399 That's just Druella in a magic disguise, not the real "DL's youngest daughter trueloli Lilim" deal.
>>33400 You know the Red Queen actually IS an Alice Lilim, right?
>>33362 Middle would be perfect if she didn't look pissy, right is a it overdone, so I guess it's left for me. I hope she's weak to aggression.
>>33368 But a sister from another mister. It's chill. >>33369 Portals. The wife and I can rape correct and apply potions to the other chick until I'm satisfied. >>33377 B. $100,000 won't make this world any less fake and gay, plus I get ample time to prepare to leave. If I felt like taking one for the team I'd choose A with a lim, dark matter or echidna wife though. >>33379 I'd rather off myself and explain to Doctor Horsepussy why I was dumb enough to go across the road rather than down the street.
>MAKE YOUR CHOICE, ANONS: LAMIA LAMIB LAMIC LAMID LAMIE LAMIF LAMIG LAMIH LAMII LAMIJ LAMIK LAMIL LAMIM LAMIN LAMIO LAMIP LAMIQ LAMIR LAMIS LAMIT LAMIU LAMIV LAMIW LAMIX LAMIY LAMIZ
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>>33404 >LAMIE Protip: that's the plural form of the word "lamia" in a few languages.
>>33404 lamip all the way
>>33404 lamic 100% Cs get degrees
>>33404 Lamis. The S stands for snake, snek, sex and hope
ghost that approaches you with "if you're all alone, lemme sleep in yo bed"
>>33408 >sex not snex?
>>33410 Shockingly no the s does not stand for snex. The large, intimidating fangs and tail are what actually stand for snex in this case.
>>33411 lamia aren't intimidating. I'd never be scared by one what's she gonna do? do the gao pose and hiss at me?
>>33412 No she's gonna hit the boa pose and hiss at you. Then she is going to constrict you and snex you.
>>33413 ok nevermind I changed my mind that sounds too scary, lamia are really big
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I have a mighty need for demon booty/ forced demon cunnilingus
tell me a joke, ms cheshire
>>33369 Second option but I kill myself. At least I made the world a better place but they're no way I don't get my fated one.
>>33379 Miss chesh
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>>33406 Good answer
>>33415 Demons can't rape me because I consent.
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>>33416 Druella.
>>33420 ah, come on, I'm sure she'd appreciate the effort if you just tried to struggle a bit, even if you're furiously blushing all the way whilst stealing glances at her plump curves.
>>33416 You're the joke lol
>>33422 Oh, alright. I took some drama in school, let's brush it off. Ahem. >No, I'll never sign your contract with this rather nice pen already in my short pocket! What are you going to do, shove your steamy pussy in my face and sick my inexplicably throbbing cock until I submit?! Do you really think you could so easily wring 2-3 children out of me just by ripping your blouse open and straddling me?! Ack! I am defeated, a woeful lifetime of matrimony awaits!
>>33421 Ohohoho
>>33369 First option, she can send nudes right?
Have some more scenarios! 1) The portals open as soon as you press a button, but you, and you alone are cursed - you must win over a mamono the old fashioned way, no magic soulmate for you. OR. The portals open in a week, and you are guaranteed to find your soulmate.... when you are 80 years old, and not a day before. 2) You're sent to the mamono realm, but you cannot bring any technology with you, or innovate their world. (Your family is magically assured you are safe and healthy, but that is all they ever get) OR The invasion happens, but it results in our technology being set back at least 40 years and people somehow think you're to blame. 3) You have a loving mamono wife of your preferred kind but you are also allergic to monster essence. No sex, ever, at risk of severe death and no resurrection (its a magic allergy. It's your soul that's allergic) OR your soul actively puts off most mamono and you must fight to find the one that will love you.
>>33427 1) first. I think fate kinda stinks anyway, I want to seize my own destiny and traveling the mamono world to find the one sounds way cooler than "she finds you first." besides I'm sure there are mamono that would be impressed by the choice to struggle (and most of the ones that are likely to admire that could see the romance of thing are also the ones I like the most) 2) both of these are VERY tempting, but nuking smartphones and the internet from existence is the sickest thing I could ever do as a human being, and I can just go to the mamono and be sheltered from the earth human lynch mobs 3) second one, this is just a more uphill version of choice 1. adversity is nothing new and a 1% chance at a mamono wife is still higher than a 0% chance. I would never ever take that first option here, that's straight up cruelty to the wife and I am not ok with that
>>33428 garbled as fuck most of the ones that could see the romance of that kind of thing are also the ones I like the most*
Identifying Radical Faction recruitment posts:
>>33427 1) in both scenario I will be 6 foot under before finding someone so I choose A, no need to wait a week for nothing 2) b, I don't want to leave my family behind. I can always go to jail to clean our family's name 3) b, I won't do shit but it's less uncomfortable and I can at least see people happy endings
>>33427 All first. 1) I can do it. I will win her heart. 2) While it seems scary, it's basically just every isekai scenario ever and I don't think it's that hard. 3) Platonic love. Enough said. Although on the condition that wife is fine with it... Her diet is man's essence after all...
>>33391 Monopoly against a tanuki is a guaranteed lost
>>33342 1) a, I need it even if I hate it. I don't have to end up with the dhampir anyway. 2) a, but it's a miserable fate, b is just slightly worse. 3) b, they're too many mamonos that I hate. You can't get rejected if you never ask but if I have too I already know how it feels so I can tank it.
>>33427 1) The first one obviously. I didn't plan to do anything else anyways. 2)I'm confused because i'm pretty sure mamono mana makes their world inherently more technologically advanced. Neither option is really fit for the MGE, you wouldn't be able to innovate mamono techmology when there are already large organizations doing it, nor would it really matter if our technology is set back because theirs is more advanced. You've been reading too much isekai... 3)These are more horrible than you'd originally described them. Mamono mana is literally everywhere. It's in the air if there are enough of them, so you'd need to move to a place far enough from them, that includes your wife. It doesn't just mean no sex, it means no monstergirls, anywhere near, ever. On the other hand, there is only ONE reason why your essence would ACTIVELY put mamono off, and that's comitting a crime so heinous it's deemed unforgivable. So that would put you in a situation of societal isolation at best, or active hate at worst. Pretty much the same as the first one, except nobody likes you. ...and not enough of the encyclopedia.Unless you wrote these with cGPT
>>33428 Internet would survive, it's more than 40 years old.
>>33364 What do you think those meme DL birth shows are for?
>>33415 It's not forced by her, I forced her to do it in the contract
>>33435 >mana makes their world inherently more technologically advanced. Neither option is really fit for the MGE, you wouldn't be able to innovate mamono techmology when there are already large organizations doing it, nor would it really matter if our technology is set back because theirs is more advanced. Nah, my high school understanding of electrical circuits and crop rotations would revolutionize their world, no matter the Expedition to the Barrier Peaks tech they've looted or magically infused soil!
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>>33275 >I'm only into foxes a reasonable amount Define "reasonable amount" >I only occasionally think of soft fluffy tails >I don't think about cute twitching fox ears all that often >I definitely don't look at pictures of Japanese shrines while imagining a cute fox miko being there >one tail is more than enough That is how it always starts
>>33440 I think of soft fluffy tails all the time, just not fox ones ear twitches are immensely cute yeah I don't really do that one unless there's actual fox statues one tail IS more than enough, multitail is weird and kinda gross if I'm being honest. if anything I like it less than I used to after actually thinking about it and the skeletal structure aspect
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>>33441 This, kot or bunyip are just enough I wouldn't mind a gentle Zipangu fox but it's more of an afterthought.
I'm not letting this thread forget there is literal cumbending in the MGE
>>33444 and viagra scorpions making you too busy to defend your lettuce field from them, because you're furiously fucking your shy childhood friend
>>33446 KC should make more of these goofy and weird things.
>>33446 Those viagra scorpions can be your wife too
>>33444 Where is it mentioned? Not that I don't believe you, I absolutely believe that KC could come up with something like this but I don't recall it.
>>33446 Launching scorpions on my enemy will be viable strategy, thanks KC-sama
>>33449 https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Slime_Nostrum >A magical potion made by mixing the surplus part of a slime, "Slime Jelly", with various chemicals. It is a very thick, liquid potion, whose color is various types of blue, red, purple or pink. When a human man drinks it, he will release a mucus resembling a highly viscous semi-liquid "slime" from his body, and will be able to freely manipulate it. >When it enters the man's body by drinking it, the slime is absorbed into the body, and mixes with the man's mana to become one. After the man lets loose his own mana outside the body, he can transform it into a mucus-like slime, and manipulate it with his own will. In other words, this magic potion makes men's mana have the nature of "slime", and is said to be close to the feeling that it becomes possible to use "slime creation and manipulation magic".
>>33452 The cum whip is real
>>33452 Well it doesn't specifically say semen, just a man's mana which may or may not be semen right?
>>33457 Te language is pretty clear without being specific. Don't be dense, or i'll call the Eros palladin.
>>33459 Can she finally teach me about the birds and the bees and what the hell birds and bees have to do with sex?
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>>33460 >hat the hell birds and bees have to do with sex? Well, when a dryad loves her husband very much, she invites her friends over to celebrate...
>>33342 1) my answer will change every three minutes but right now probably the demon, as long as she is actually into it. at the same time i feel terrible relying on people, so the dhampir would be a better option, but even then i dont like the idea of needing help to deal with my problems, i should be able to deal with it myself if i just lock in. then again, she's be helping me get over that, too. tough choice, and while typing this my decision has changed several times. ill go with the dhampir. 2) lilim/apophis OR lilim/flayer 3) it depends on which monster it is that i dont like. if its a bapho or something like that then absolutely not, but if its one like a maid or an elf then yeah, sure. the cupid being the only reason she likes me could be ok assuming the arrows work on some kind of 'you were always meant to be' type thing, but if its anything else then i couldnt deal with it. i am also into myself being hypnotised/controlled though, so if shes into it then maybe itll be ok.
>>33427 1) First option. I don't need a magic soul mate, i just want magic and cool monster friends. I think I can get a monster 'the old fashioned way', even if thats walking into a cave with a 'CAUTION: MIND FLAYERS' sign outside 2) Yeah I got rid of AI and now we have magic, you're welcome 3) First option because those mother fuckers at the sabbath have BIIIG brains and can probably help me out. That, or a wisp is an option. No revival doesnt mean no undeath, right?
>>33461 >teehee, you some kind of a dendrophile?
>>33459 >Eros paladin What would he or she looks like?
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>>33465 Behold! Masculinity personified.
>>33466 I had something else in mind but it fits better
>>33466 I'm starting to think Miss Cupid has a lil crush in her Eros Paladin companion.
>>33468 Yes but despite creating more than hundreds of couples, she doesn't know how to start her own.
>>33469 This is the purified ESSENCE of the charm of kuuderes.
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Kuu is far greater than tsun.
>>33466 Thats just Ron Jeremy at his peak
>>33472 Is it just me, or does this kuu look yan?
>>33474 No, also don't look at the graph showing that kuu can easily become yan when needed.
>>33472 Aren't yips more shy than kuu? They are two different concepts.
>>33472 Hime is far greater than either of them tho
>>33476 It's the closest I had in my pics, sorry.
>>33476 Yips are dan
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>>33478 You could have at least gone to the gallery and post an actual kuudere.
>>33480 She won't be so kuu when I bully her phylactery
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For me it's retardere
>>33480 I can't at work, too dangerous
>>33479 According to the dere wiki, it'd be more accurate to call them hajidere, as in shy, instead of as dandere, as in silent. >>33483 I do it all the time. On my phone, of course.
>>33484 >hajidere I've never heard this term before
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>>33480 I want a cute undead kuudere womanlet nerd to perform mad experiments with, its not fair
>>33487 >womanlet nerd Hey, she's not a womanlet, her experiments have led her body to transform into the most energy efficient form for better mana management.
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>>33480 Liches are cute. They are cutedere.
>>33488 It's also great for picking up and cuddling at a whim
>>33474 its a very, very thin line
>>33491 Well, I hope she is kuu. I have ZERO resistance to fluffy yans, and would be totally vulnerable to one wrapping me up in her fluff.
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>>33474 Must be black sclera prejudice on your part. >>33476 You're right, yips aren't kuu. Now this is kuu.
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>>33491 I wonder what a yandere lich would be like >Not even death will keep us apart, my love....
>>33493 Maybe? But only because I am completely vulnerable to both black sclera and yanderes.
>>33474 some kind of snake with yan and possessive tendencies? you must be overthinking it
>>33493 Every one knows black sclera means evil.
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>>33497 that's insensitive
>>33497 No it doesn’t.
I see i struck a nerve, didn't i? You hate me because i'm telling the truth.
>>33325 But anon, don't you know it's Christmas in July at D.A.Nuki's, they got Panasonic Blue-ray players for only 99$! What a deal!
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>>33497 Tell me these look evil to you. >>33502 Don't you try pulling off a Kafka trap when it involves Demons.
>>33369 I'm a harem enjoyer and my wife will be a harem enjoyer as well, so second option really is not that bad. Though the months of turmoil that'll come with opening the portals right now, with the current [world events] and crisises, might end badly for all concerned.
>>33390 >site 51 >ayy Alien girls when?
>>33504 Demons are evil schemers that will trap you with their contracts. Hellhound are mindless rapebeasts amd apophi literally killed the sun god. All evil.
>>33507 the tyrannical sun has laid waste to the lands for too long
>>33504 Okay, but what if I want an evil monster girl? What then?
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>>33509 it's fox
>>33510 >He bought the “Foxes are evil” meme
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>>33507 So much slander. >>33509 It's a challenge, but I suggest you go visit the nearest Sabbath and ask the Bapho in charge if any of her girls ate more than her fair share of sweets.
>>33507 >apophi literally killed the sun god. Good, I hate the sun, it's too hot and annoying
>>33512 It's not slander, it's the truth. I shall begin a righteous campaign and cleanse this land from evil mamono.
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>>33511 I like monsters that get easily pregnant, and Foxes fill that category
>>33507 Rapebeasts are good
>>33516 I'm surprised your wife allowed you to go on your, well, her PC to post that.
>>33512 >ask for gluttonous sabbath girl >get shortstack imp >not evil, just bratty and steals candy if not watched perfectly at all times Many such cases
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>>33516 You say that now, but you don't understand the kind of savagery they're capable of.
>>33494 This is all undead, is it not? An undead's husband often ends up undead themself, and they therefore require the mana of their wife to sustain themself. Death isn't keeping them apart, its keeping them very, very together.
>>33519 That last one hurt me to the core. Such sickeningly evil beasts...
>>33519 I strongly hate the first pic, it's too unbelievable and fake.
>>33522 >Cheshire walks up to a hellhound cuddling her human >"Fake and gay."
>>33523 Am I the only one thinking that? fugggg :(
>>33522 I think it's pretty believable ms hellhound's inescapable fuwafuwa aftercare prison from hell is a specialized tactic developed out of necessity since she was pretty ruff with her husband on first blush since well she just loves him so much she loses control a little and it makes her sad to see him feeling scared after that so she engulfs him in her fluffy hug from all angles and holds him securely until he's feeling better
>>33525 Sound like hell, may I never meet a hellhound in my life.
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EPIC RAPE BATTLES OF HISTORY DRUELLA VERSUS ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON BEGIN [Verse 1 Druella] I AM DRUELLA! Fourth Princess of the Monster Lord Well known fact - I have NEVER SCORED You are Anon, with your virginity still intact who pops a boner upon eye contact. You have the force to shitpost? I am force of unmatched beauty! Don't you remember the time that I brought down Lescatie? You're so good looking you, you make a lilim swoon. So lay down on my bed and I'll be the big spoon!
>>33523 >hellhound looks at the Cheshire walking up to her without a human >"Cope and seethe."
>>33529 She could not, in fact, 'cope'.
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Hulkmania is over
>>33531 Ok, but Hulk Hogan was a really shitty person, so, like, good?
>>33479 Yeah bunyps are dan. Dan Undah! Croikey me, that's a good un', someblokes send this to the Archbishop of Banterbury, he'll 'preciate it.
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>>33512 For me it's the undead Sabbath, dead little girls are my paradise
>>33534 But how many of them are evil?
>>33535 Risen corpses are not often cataloged as the good guys
>>33536 Frankenstein tho?
>>33537 Was a murderer of innocents, read the book you fool
>>33538 They deserved it.
>>33534 They have a sexy gote, too!
>>33537 obligate frankstein's monster comment
>come back from work >still no bedbug under the covers *Sigh*
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>>33536 do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?
>>33537 The Monster was only marginally less shit than his father-creator. >>33542 Easier just to call them flesh golems, Soulstitched, or grotequeries.
>>33528 [Verse 2 Anon] I AM ANON! The one and the many. If you think you already won, you aren't worth a penny. You don't sound like Druella, not even a single Hora. The insecurity and desperation, You sound more like Deonora. I came for a battle of wits, but you seem to be unarmed. Get out of the tentacle pits, AND OPEN THE PORTALS STAT.
>>33528 You can't seduce against the dense why even bother. Who gives a shit if the demon lord's your mother. Your a horny bitch, with no tits. You call those pleasure runes? I call that a lack of a womb tattoo. You bitch. Let me remind you who your messing with Everything that you did? There's some other monster who invented it I'm the original wizard, your like a succubus apprentice. My virginity make yours look like someone took a unicorn and bi-corned it.
>>33544 busty clumsy angels, top tier.
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friends?
>>33550 girl friends
which mamono would you be platonic friends with even if neither of you are married? just completely unromantic buddies with no benefits at all. no sir. no sex, no smooches, just maybe some headpatting and an occasional hug of friendship for me it's talking about masturbation with ms raiju since she's an expert. we can compare porn notes and share recommendations for hgames. just two loveless perverted losers bein' pals
>>33552 Dark elves, as ironic as it sounds we have a similar enthusiasm for bdsm and being a dom. No headpats or hug, just sharing things around our interest
>>33552 a nine tailed Inari would probably be a very interesting conversation partner without the constant threat of vixen schemes looming over your head
>>33552 You discuss masturbation with your bros?
>>33555 nah, that would be gay. but if it was with a raiju it wouldn't be
>>33534 Going to assfuck a Momonika Sabbath msgk Ghoul
>>33552 This question is so retarded no mater how you pose it. >Which species from any of your marriageable tiers would you arbitrarily keep as a friend despite both of you being compatible enough to marry each other? None? It's pretty obvious I'd keep any of the mamono i don't like as friends, and it's also pretty obvious that I'd keep her as a friend if I don't like her(or she likes me) enough to marry, which is independant of species; so what kind of answer would you be looking for. Genuine question.
>>33555 Is an Alp still your 'bro' or is it just a girl who hasn't realized she's your wife yet?
>>33559 Both?
>>33559 I don't think I'd even be bros with an alp
>>33559 A true Alp bro lends you its body to release your pent up seed
>>33554 >vixen schemes looming over your head Because something else will be looming over your head
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you have to share a kokatsu with 3 monsters for an hour, which ones do you pick?
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>>33562 Anon is observant said YISUN.
>>33564 3 tritonias (I am safe because we are all seated on different sides and they are very polite)
>>33564 3 nekomatas in neko mode. Gonna pet me some kitties while comfy af
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>>33552 Chesho. I think we'd have similar senses of humor and be able to be friends.
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>>33562 >bro lend me your ass >sure but bring it back at 6
>>33543 What kind of bedbug? Oomukade? Devil Bug? Cheshire wearing a headband with antennae sticking out?
>>33564 a lich, a jinko and a automata. lets see if the warmth of the kokatsu can melt away the kuu.
>>33564 Matango, Horc and Pale Rider. I think they might be interesting for conversation AND not because a mindbreaking amount of spores, pheromones and miasma will have built up under the kokatsu for those 3 hours. An acceptable alternative would be a Cupid, Dark priestess and Golem to debate theology.
>>33572 >The deal is 3 mamono for 1 hour >Anon changes it to 3 mamono for 3 hours >All 3 girls titter at each other over how easy this is
>>33572 >"hey Anon, i dropped my phone and i think it ended up on your side" >"can you look under the table and get it for me?"
be advised a roaming pack of smoochghouls is headed in your direction saliva density is noted to be extraordinarily high and conditions are primed for extreme tonguefucking it's expected the danger will begin in roughly half an hour and be over by 7:30pm seek shelter, stay indoors, and plug any and all glory holes
>>33575 I'm CONSTANTLY plugging my glory holes, but they never get any use! Sometimes I wonder why I even installed them.
>>33571 Jinko is the least kuu of those three and would soften the fastest, but chances are she might just go to sleep. The Lich would be second, the kotatsu would whet her appetite for your heat specifically. The Automaton may be unaffected, at least in that way. Either she has high temperature tolerance and nothing happens, or overheats and gets groggy until she has to shut down.
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Scanner's got a blip the size of a drop pod. Brace for swarm, team.
>>33578 if only aunt arachne was here
>>33555 yeah
>>33579 She WOULD have showed up, but then she got high.
>>33552 Most monsters to be honest, getting to hang out with cool monster girls in a platonic way is the second best thing about the setting. If i had to pick one though, itd be an amazoness.
>>33583 >amazoness Tell her jokes about "delivering" your "package"--they love that!
>>33584 thanks a lot jackass, now I need a wheelchair
>>33585 next day delivery
>>33578 MUSHROOM
>>33585 >A single silly bant is all it took to get Anon laid. >All in a day's work for >Cheshfire, the LOVE Cheshire
>>33552 The Elementals, maybe. It'd be nice to do experiments with them.
>>33589 The Elementals sounds like a band name.
>>33588 puttin cupids (more like STUPIDS) outta business don't send an angel to do a monster's job
>>33591 I could see Eros pulling in non-cupids for special missions. Like a 300 lb angry bald Japanese NEET. Only ONE monster can solve his issues. A harem of the most DISTRESSINGLY SMOL lolis.
>>33592 a swarm of beelzebubs
>>33591 help
>>33594 where did he go...
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>>33552 picrel, easy. Would buy her juice boxes and enjoy chitchatting at the local park
>>33595 Heaven
It is time for weird perverts to sleep. What mamono would do the best of job of creepily staring at you while you do so?
>>33598 the mamono I would be the most uncomfortable with even looking at me is probably the mucus frog
>>33598 ms lich just studying it. you know how liches do
>>33598 I think Pale rider would do the best job of creeping me out if I saw her at 3 am in my room with nothing but the light of the moon to help me see. Matango comes in at a close second because she's able to make it look like I have been asleep for 20+ years with the visual effects her spores would have in making a place look dusty and derelict.
>>33594 At first i was going to comment on the sweet cuddling but now i can't unsee that the shadow of the halo doesn't move.
>>33598 Nightmare's not allowed? Probably yuki-onna. You're coming in out of the freezing cold, desperately trying to warm yourself in your floor bed, sound asleep because of it, and then she just cracks open the dumb paper door and stares at you all night, savoring your every visible breath.
>>33600 Ms Lich studying my erect penis while I sleep
>>33564 chesh, kiki and 'yip
>>33564 My wife and her two sisters
I think I'm going to jump the shark and buy a tenga. Something that can simulate a manticore tail or at least a tail job.
>>33568 Ms Cheshire giving me jerk off instructions with her tail
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>>33609 She acts like she knows, but she's waiting to see you do it to understand how that works, and finally, maybe, even, ask you if she can try
>>33604 I like the idea of nightmares sleeping next to you. Maybe even awkwardly trying to snuggle under your covers too.
>>33598 Greenworm staring at you with them big ol' eyes and making you have dreams about being stuck at a salad bar with nothing but salad to eat while she pokes you with her claws and asks if you're going to finish your plate, then you wake up in the morning only to find she's throating your "eggplant" and you're already dumping a thick load of "ranch dressing" right down her throat before you can react and now she gets to declare herself as your gf to all the other people at school and no this is not oddly specific shut up
What would a Lilim/Ochimusha hybrid be like
Let's make it funkier Kiki/Dark elf hybrid Holstaur/Sabbath hybrid What would they be like?
>>33613 The queen of insects, among the strongest venom >>33614 >Kiki/Dark elf hybrid The first sub dark elf in history >holstaur/Sabbath hybrid wide
>>33614 >Kiki/Dark elf hybrid Finally, the dommy mommy I always wanted and needed
>>33615 Or the first dom kiki in history
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>>33612 Mwee!
>>33617 Too spooky
>>33618 Greenworm is a cute.
>>33614 >Holstaur/Sabbath Not only is the sabbath not a species, there is a whole sabbath dedicated to big breasts. https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Marune_Sabbath_(p16)
>>33621 the only good one...
>>33601 You wake up and the horse is in bed with you like The Godfather.
>>33584 itll be fine im married
>>33613 irresistable venom but infinite depression and unending obsession. powerful enough to not be affected by her own venom. she's real, but no one has seen her or her husband in 26 years.
>>33598 i think a mindflayer staring in the corner making weird sloshing sounds would work. id be scaroused.
>>33597 When Angels tell you theyll take you to heaven, they mean between their thighs and tits.
>>33615 >>33625 Ochimusha is the undead samurai. You're thinking of oomukade.
>>33628 Ah, fuggg. My bad Lilim bodyguard is a weird but appealing combo, maybe a little bit yan?
>>33629 Never feel bad for thinking of oomukades. Oomukades are good girls who deserve love and are definitely not hiding in your walls schlicking while you sleep at night.
>AAW BOLLOCKS >sorry, I just say that sometimes to sound prop'ly bri'ish
>>33633 ALL of the wonderland monsters have bri'ish accents and some outright speak cockney, this is non-negotiable
>>33634 >be on vacation in bongland >see Cheshire gliding down the sidewalk >like a graceful penguin with gout >follow her for a block >working up courage >gently touch her shoulder “H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?” >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag >stares intently for a few moments >then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence >“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!” >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths >“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!" >she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper >head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table >Chesh cocks her head and squints at the menu “ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?” >look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script >she shoves her menu at the waiter “I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!” <“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“ >“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!” >he slinks away without even taking my order >Cheshire pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket >starts rubbing at her crotch >brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles “JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?” >look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check >turn around >Chesho is slumped over the table >Knocked the fuck out by Miss Hatter for disrupting her tea party
>>33636 If she can sing A Little Priest I'll take it. There's no point to the englishwoman if she can't perform some sweeney todd
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>ywn be a malef's bumbling henchman
>>33638 I'd prefer the position of that one competent henchman to a bumbling malef
>>33640 do you have to do the corrupting for her
>>33636 are you british?
>>33638 I'd prefer to be a malef's master
>>33638 I'd prefer to be her footstool
>>33628 i guess im a fake fan. if thats the case though, i think a lilim of them would be a big, imposing, almost oni-like samurai, but a lot more ornate and with the cool demon mouthcover that makes it look like they have tusks. i think they'd be honourable and protective of their 'lord' to an extreme degree, but they'd also insist on being his lady and ruling by his side. if he does not rule anything, she will fix that.
>>33614 >Kiki/Dark elf >Literally chains you to her body so she can 'service' you >Forcefeeds you aphrodisiac teas and wines by drinking it and kissing you >Has an ensamble of enslaved/'enslaved' maids whom she has taught to serve you in a more traditional way
>>33641 You are generally responsible for rescuing her whenever her plans backfire due to lack of proper planning. Which happens pretty much always.
Am I the only one who prefers dragonewts to malefs? I love evil dragons so theyre both great, but dragonewts fit what i want better.
>>33647 always remember to buy her the cool, menacing bandages
>>33640 >malef wurm has no idea what she's doing and all of her plans boil down to brute force
>>33642 lol no That's an old Massie Williams copypasta with light edits. >>33650 OK, but malef wurm also succeeds at every endeavor and it makes other malefs SEETHE.
>>33648 probably
>>33647 I want to watch this cartoon.
>foil loli Malef's evil plan (that was mainly about taking over the Danuki and Inari's lemonade stand) >suddenly hear the earth rumbling >oh no >her mom drives up in a massive SUV >husband is riding shotgun but already looks like he wishes he wasn't there >Malef mom has the full look of someone that's banned in all supermarkets within 50 kilometer radius: bobcat hair, massive sunglasses, etc. >she pulls down the window and start chewing you out while her daughter stands there smugging at you >this is some mini-me shit, suburbia edition >husband literally disappeared from existence the moment she started ranting, poor guy must have mastered the forbidden arts to stay somewhat sane >somehow the ranting scaly karen managed to force you to agree to become her daughter's boytoy as a compensation for the suffering you caused >husband pops back into existence <...*sigh*, welcome to the family, son
>>33654 We don't need to import that into MGE.
>>33636 >she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper Kek'd a bit too hard to the sun with that one.
Where can I apply to be Miss Malef's personal throne?
>>33657 there's a form you can fill out at the dragonian embassy
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>>33570 Imagine different boog mamono badly laying "traps" under your covers. >Oomukade lays herself on her back like a bear trap, hoping you'll just lay on your bed on top of her. You can see her legs wriggling in excitement >Soldier beetles never know how to cover themselves up fully, so their MASSIVE bug butt is always sticking out of it >Kephri close turn your sheets into a ball and try trapping you inside it. Would work, if they weren't completely visible, just sitting there pretending you didn't see them. >Bees slather sticky honey all over your bedsheets and hide in the closet. >Greenworms don't even bother with it, they just mwee at you and demand you bring them lettuce(surprisingly effective with some) >Let's not even talk about beelzebug >Arachne and their subtypes will create a reconstruction of your blanket made of sticky web. You won't notice the difference until it's too late, at which point they will sense the vibrations in the mana and come to back to get their prize.
>>33652 more for me then
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>>33660 meanwhile, this is the best foxes can do >it's somehow more effective because the bait is that irresistible
>>33660 Most of these would work on me, but not the bees. NOT THE BEES! I just can’t imagine how you’d get the honey out of your sheets and carpet at that point. Have to throw it all out.
>>33663 >I just can’t imagine how you’d get the honey out of your sheets You don't. Even if she didn't have that, you would soon have her honey all over your bedsheets.
>>33628 >>33631 How about Ochimusha/Oomukade hybrid?
>>33660 >wait a minute, this isn't my bed; this is just a large bogey with a sign that says 'bed' over her >i guess it's fine though
>>33660 Let's discuss Devil Bugs and how they get you. They sneak up on you, you know.
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>>33668 i saw a documentary about that called Mimic
I am very upset. Here I am a weak little dorky loser strolling up to a bunch of delinquent-looking buff onis and yet nothing happened. I didn't receive a single wedgie, wet willy or a noogie. I didn't get shoved into a locker nor did they demand my lunch money or "asked" for a "favor". I thought I looked submissive and bullyable but they didn't even tease or try to scare me! Guess I need to try to provoke them directly.
>>33668 I like to think devil bugs just swarm you and it isn’t sneaky at all. Just you and 8 sister bugs in a pile—7 hold you down while one rides you. And then they swap riders every few minutes. Also they’re kinda mean about it and call me a pathetic bugfucker.
>>33669 She looks like she was raised by a phantom.
>>33670 you seem to have found the wrong type of delinquents. if you want to be bullied, then it has to be gyaru lane. they will instantly swarm you, giving you all sorts of unwarranted compliments and inviting you on many dates at suggestive locations.
>>33669 That documentary wasn't about mimics. I feel so scammed when I watched it.
>>33670 Ask to join their homework sessions either you get study buddies or they think youre insulting them which results in immediate defenestration followed by being dragged back to their lair
>>33670 >Anon tries provoking a big scary oni into bullying him >she can see he's doing it on purpose, but misreads his intentions >thinks the small guy is picking a fight with her because he's insecure and believes it will make him look tough >maybe some bullies tricked him into it >tells him he should be careful or he could get into trouble with someone else >invites him to join her in the gym later because pumping iron should help him become stronger and more confident >in the meantime tells her other oni friends to keep an eye on him so no bully picks on him
>>33670 Wear a rape me sign
>>33670 >anon when he's trying to get raped but ms dhampir jumps in to "protect his honor" sigh...
>Call a demon's contract a 'consent form' >Get raped
>>33678 I'm sure Miss Dhampir has a Vampire sister who would love to berate anon for being a lowly filthy human. Up close and personal.
>>33680 >Anon has a huge crush on the tsun vamp >her older sister keeps cockblocking him >the vamp is too tsun to directly say she likes him too and get her sister to fuck off Awkward
>>33681 >her older sister keeps cockblocking him Sounds like someone is jealous.
>>33662 She didn't need the box, just a sign. Fox tails are well known to absorb the unwary by themselves, the box just makes her look silly. Which is disarming. Damn devious foxes. >>33676 This oni is defective but that only means I like her more than most oni. >>33679 And that was when Anon realized that demons can only rape when their target is too cute to be allowed time to sign the consent form.
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when is shotfication magic going to get regulated? theres no way this is alright.
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>>33683 >This oni is defective Oni don't have to be mean. Most are just big gals that like to have fun.
>>33684 its in the water supply, that seems pretty regulated to me
>>33670 you know if you provoke them theyre just going to think youre very not ok, and start being nice to you right?
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>>33684 years grow back. don't be such a baby
>>33665 >Huge sword made of venom, like if a dark slime was pretending to be a blade >Insectoid half's exoskeleton is actual skeletal bone >Obsessively loyal, and will bring you deep underground to their private palace, built for years, where you will spend your whole life and unlife >Venom glands are brandings of your name written in a language you don't know, but she likes to whisper it in your ear
>>33688 no zey dont
>>33688 >Dont be such a baby That is the EXACT problem. Three more exposures and the only words theyll know anymore will be 'mommy' and 'please'
I will go to MGC gym, and likely end up as a sweatrag for some minotaur or oni or hellound or ogre. Oh no. How horrible...
>>33693 >get approached by a huge minotaur >"Hey you're making good progress, course if you wanna make great progress the secret is all in the diet. You ever hear of GOMAD?"
>>33695 I can't imagine a more friendly place than MGC gym.
>>33696 as long as you dont go into the cardio section...
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>>33697 no, please. not the bunnies
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>>33698 better start thinking of baby names.
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Good news, everyone! The portals are opening! Or... They're going to, anyway. The demon lord needs to collect essence from this side before she can enable transport of anything living, and that's where you come in. Unfortunately, due to some techno mumbo jumbo (inversions in the magical matrix, Schernk limits, that type of thing) there are some tradeoffs. But never fear, you'll get a monster to help you through and, naturally, become your wife once the portals open. Anyway, here's how the collection system works: Option 1: A monster from a species you would consider a favorite is sent a simulacrum of your penis. You can feel what's done to it and the mana from any ejaculation resulting from your telecock being stimulated will help fuel the opening. Unfortunately, you'll have no way to communicate before then so we can't guarantee she'll pleasure you at convenient times and she may do it frequently. There's no way to choose which monster you get, she'll just be "one of your favorites." Option 2: A monster from a species you have neutral feelings about will be given the dildo instead. The two of you may telepathically send up to 3 text only messages 70 characters or less to each each other daily. Think of it like a brain pager. You can split a total 25% bonus selection chance among up to 5 monsters, but the selection will still be random from your mental list of "meh" monsters. Option 3: A monster from a species you dislike gets the dildo, but you also get an onahole connected to her that works on similar principles. You can send up to three 160 character messages to each other a day, but two more are possible if they're also publicly posted to something called "Xitter." Even if you wouldn't pick them normally, you get to choose her species! The demon lord will even personally select one of the weirdos with a personality you won't find repugnant. Well, what will it be? Bear in mind that the spell can't be ended or altered once cast, so you'll be dealing with your remote wife until the portals open. That could be a while depending on how much mana men on this side can put out, but it will be well within your lifetime. No action will be taken against you if you choose not to participate, it's understandable that not everyone would want to usher in a new era of peace, love, and prosperity as quickly as possible.
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>>33701 option 1, ive got a big list
>>33633 >>33636 imagine the wonderland scran one slice of rye bread with mushroom oil on it and a hardboiled jubjub egg $14 mamonobux
>>33701 No matter the option I can't get, with certainty, my fated on. No thanks.
>>33704 Jub eggs are rather large and minimum wage is 69 mamonobux per cum shot, that doesn't seem so bad.
>>33701 Option 1, my ass is getting teleflayered. Option 2 is alright though, theres no monsters outside a small handful that i actually dislike.
>>33701 Which opens the portals fastest? Surely option 1, where my favourite is a total sadist like a core who will just keep going and going and going and going and going... The portals must open as fast as possible, no matter the cost.
>>33705 >He doesn't recognize an elaborate setup to meet the fated one he never knew he needed NGMI >>33708 It'd probably be whichever gets the most people to sign up. Without incubization, other magic or items to help out you're going to be limited by an earth human's ability to nut. I can't imagine the average monster's libido not outstripping that.
>>33705 anon what do you think fate means
>>33701 >Hey anon, do you want to be happy with your choice of wife but miserable with the way you two live together, or miserable with your choice of wife but "happy" with the way you live together
>>33702 >mindflayer in maybe ill take it, youre bases enough
>>33712 *based
Portals will actually open at night, and you will be rudely awoken by a monster politely asking for sex.
>>33710 >A monster from a species you would consider a favorite > There's no way to choose which monster you get, she'll just be "one of your favorites." mb, I misunderstood that part, option A
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>Big scary hellhound goes through portals >Sensory overload in city causes panic attack >Anon now has custody of big scary scaredy wan
>>33711 It's a more nuanced choice than that, especially since the communication issue goes away eventually. It's more about balancing short-term convenience against getting a type of monster you like long-term. General living conditions were never touched upon. >>33714 Please just let her show up outside of my house and ask to be let in... >>33716 Imagine a hellhound. Now imagine a hellhound in the US on July 4th.
>>33716 This is why they should do training weeks ahead of portals so monsters know the dos and donts of earth. This wan did not read the brochure.
my mind is plagued with visions of raising a dozen rambunctious werewolf kids what can be done about this affliction? the home repairs and angry neighbors fill me with an indescribable feeling. nostalgia for something I've never had. I think I'm going insane
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>>33719 first time, wolffucker? there is no cure btw.
>>33720 I've been here for years, just hoping for it to get better eventually there has to be a cure. there has to be a way out
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Did you know minotaurs cannot be milky unless they are pregnant? It's true! I bet you're curious about minomilk. Well, let me tell you that it is superb.So creamy. So delicious. You will have the strongest bones. I wouldn't go so far as to compare it to holstmilk, but it has its own charms. Plus, you have all the other benefits of having a strongmoo as a wife. So, if you want to taste the minomilk, you better get started on bringing in lots of small strongmoos into the world. The demon lord thanks you for propagating moo.
>>33722 You are not fooling anyone. We know holst supplements can make any mamono milky, no impregnation needed.
>>33714 consent is really hot. if shes polite about it, i will certainly not complain.
>lactation fetish >dont want kids thank you holsts
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>>33723 >>33725 Be fruitful and mootiply.
>go on /maid/ >Post "I need a kiki to help me, eating instant noodles raw is a new low" >Add photographic evidences >Watch the board burn down >Take a shot everytime a mamono ask for my address
>>33725 Don't thank her yet...
>>33714 ill probably go back to sleep, and deal with her later
>>33717 >It's a more nuanced choice than that Not really, it's all in the range of "wife you like but bad thing, wofe you hate but good thing, and intermediate step". Once you've taken the same decision these get very boring very quickly.
>>33726 >mootiply i would be a terrible father but ill do my best
>>33728 i can suck her tiddy. milk comes out. shes nice. shes not pregnant. thats 4 things to be thankful for.
>>33716 Could be worse. Imagine a dragon zombie having a panic attack in a big city.
>Everyone posts about holst milk, or mino milk. >Nobody posts about spooder milk, even though it is from the VERY BEST of the cowmono, Miss Ushi.
>>33736 wouldn't that carry the same properties as her blood, just much smaller more insidious amounts
Alright gang, we're gonna theorize bizzare chimera mamono and try to figure out what they'll be like. 1) Kiki/Dark Elf 2) Danuki/Ochimusha 3)Holstaur/ Baphomet 4) Red Oni/Unicorn 5) Lilim/Bunyip Give me your best answers
>>33737 More DELICIOUS amounts, you mean?
>>33736 I respect your opinion Ushibro, but I am loyal to brownmoo and brownmoo I shall drink the milk of.
>>33731 >it's all in the range of "wife you like but bad thing, wofe you hate but good thing, and intermediate step". If you're a fan of reduction to absurdity sure, but that doesn't mean they're all actually the same. For example, option 3 here gives you the option to "fix" a species you dislike only based on personality and still get the maximum benefit but either no one picked up on that or they didn't mind the inconvenience of option 1.
>>33736 Outside the actual cows, who has the best milk?
>>33743 obviously dragons
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>>33743 foxes
>>33743 Goats and sheep, I guess.
>>33743 Ghoulmilk
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>>33744 specifically wurms
>>33743 my vote is wolves
>>33739 >4) Red Oni/Unicorn And I beheld a red horse...
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>>33743 Zombies or the undead in general, plus the extra lactic acid bacteria makea it a lot easier to digest
>>33747 >monster drinks ghoulmilk >immediately develops an oral fixation many such cases. very dangrous.
>>33743 Every abyssal, but especially natchas AFTER they're married. not before.
>>33753 Great, now I'll need to lock down a source of holst milk AND ghoul milk. What happens if you make a holst drink ghoul milk though? Does the oral fixation trump her breast fixation? Does her husband just have to develop a dock so big he can get cowtit paizuri and oral at the same time?
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>>33743 apsara
The ghoul actually bites your nipple.
>>33757 kind of rude
>>33757 that sounds painful and emasculating and I don't consent
>>33756 I keep forgetting they exist. They don't deserve that.
>>33760 Theres so many good monsters that slip my mind so easily. Apsara are so good.
>>33760 i'd think the designated milk elemental would get more groundswell, but it is what it is
>>33755 the milk will actually infuse into any holst who drinks it, and they can keep two milk types at a time. one for each tit. a holst who drinks ghoul milk now produces ghoul milk from one of the tits. normal from the other till another infusion.
ancient hag mamonos in seifuku pyrow office ladies
>>33759 >emasculating From all the things about mge, you draw the line here and not several miles before?
>>33739 >1) Kiki/Dark Elf Men prove they don't know how to make use of their freedom, falling into depression without proper guidance - that's why Dark Kikis enslave them. They're more about the carrot than the stick, so as long as the Dark Kiki's slave is obedient and behaves, he can look forward to a comfortable life with his mistress and never see her whip again unless he likes when she's rough. >2) Danuki/Ochimusha Dunno, but I get the feeling Gil Toss being samurai's ability in FF has something to do with it. >3)Holstaur/ Baphomet I just think of that one Holst from Marune Sabbath illustration. >4) Red Oni/Unicorn Buff Unicorn colored red, rambunctious but still cares about purity of marriage. Her priority is having lots of sake on her wedding, will expect you to keep up later too. Wife material. >5) Lilim/Bunyip Shy and very powerful being is the type to do things from the shadows, kinda like a ninja. Her being bright white would be a great testament to her stealth skills.
Eat flow kelp (gr)ass
>>33742 That only works if all of the mamono you dislike are because of personality traits, which i don't think is the case for anyone. These are fine every once in a while. I just don't like how the misery keeps creeping into it to see how far you need to go to make people take mamono they hate over mamono they love.
>>33767 yes, I think it is less emasculating to get thrown around and raped by a powerful monstrous woman that are several times stronger than a human male can ever achieve, and also that it isn't odd that that's within my acceptable range, than it is to have your nipple bitten or any other general male nipple play
>>33769 Daily dose of salad.
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>>33739 >Kiki/Dark Elf A sadomasochist dark kiki, always trying to provoke her master to punish her >Danuki/Ochimusha A PMC/Merc is trying to squeeze her contractor >Red Oni/Unicorn Alcohol based healing, ban from the pub >Lilim/Bunyip 'yip
>>33766 I would be completely vulnerable to OL pyrows.
>>33766 >pyrow office ladies Would people ignore her horns and mistake her for a balrog? Would she get mad if they did? >>33770 >That only works if all of the mamono you dislike are because of personality traits It works fine if even one of the monsters you dislike is only due to personality because you explicitly get to choose which monster you get with that option, see? If that's somehow not the case, neither receiving random blowjobs or casual telesex with an okay monster can be called miserable and just sitting out until other people do the heavy lifting is a fine option. This sounds like a case of you seeing misery because you want to, not because it's being forced.
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Wikifag here, websites are being gay so the usual update will be delayed. That aside, some more sections from Dragonia have been translated, so I'll start posting them here. 15. Tourist Information 15.1. [Dragonia Dragon Knights] 15.2. Dragonium 15.3. Dragon's Lifeblood 15.4. [Dragon Wing Street] 15.5. Necklace of Pairing 15.6. Dragon Orb 15.7. [Dragon's Bed Alley] 15.8. Magic Dragon Flute 15.9. Marriage Collar 15.10. [LongQuan Village] 15.11. LongQuan Buns 15.12. Bitter Holstaur Milk >>29989 >Dragonia Dragoon Corps Location: “The Valley of Bonds” in the Dragonia Empire Calling all dragoon candidates! You are the ones who will protect the skies of Dragonia! Come forth, future dragon knights! Would you like to defend Dragonia side by side with a lovely dragon?! Dates with your mount are also a part of your military training! The knights’ dormitories are all private rooms where you’re guaranteed alone time with your precious mount! Spacious communal baths for leisurely resting your tired body after training! Three square meals a day! All guaranteed by the government, even for cadets! “I became a full-fledged dragoon while I was dating a cute wyvern who enlisted at the same time as me!” – A (first-year dragoon) Aha! Saw the flier and are looking to enlist, eh? As you can see from the one I’ve got on hand, the Dragonia Dragoon Corps are always accepting new applications– we’ve got a chronic personnel shortage, so the requirements aren’t exactly strict. If you can do a pushup without passing out and have even the slightest interest in being a dragoon, you’re welcome here. Me, personally, I’d like you to have love for this country and your eventual mount, but I suppose we can work on that while you’re here. As you might be able to guess from the name, a dragoon is a knight who rides a dragon– a dragon knight, in other words1. Our history is ancient, and here in Dragonia it goes as far back as the days of the old Mamono Lords.. ah, I’ll spare you the details. What matters is that for all the humans who hear the word “dragon” and panic, there’s also a long tradition of friendly relations between the two species. At the very least, in this country, dragons and humans are very close, and it’s exactly that closeness, rather, that “bond” that is our mightiest weapon as dragoons. Once you get to be a full-fledged dragoon, you’ll be able to race across this vast blue sky on your mount’s back, free as a gust of wind— of course, depending on the time and place, you’ll have to drive back invaders together with your dragon as well. That image of fulfilling your duties together as one with your mount, attracting looks of envy from all around you— you’d be just like a hero… which is all well and good, but it’s not the true spirit of a dragoon. It’s like I said before: all of that power exists because of the bond between you and your mount, and a dragon mount isn’t just military force. Rarely, though, we have the occasional git applying who fails to comprehend that, and well… that lot tends to get mounted themselves. Ah, apologies— you don’t need to hear me complain about my post. Hey, at ease, soldier. The point is, all those wishing to join should strive as cadets to foster a strong bond with their future mount. That’s the most important thing for a dragoon. To start, you ought to begin with simple skinship— in other words, getting to know each other. Sharing meals and a bed is as basic as you can get, of course, but bathing together and diligently washing your mount’s body after you’ve worn yourselves out from field training and the like is another duty of a proper dragoon. At first, this may not go so smoothly for you, given the fierce attitude dragons tend to have. You might get pinned down and ravaged. But, there’s no doubt in my mind that the more love you make, the more you’ll start to notice her true nature, and her weaknesses. Through all that training, if you can mount your dragon during sex and make her submit, make her truly acknowledge you as her rider2, then you’ll pass the entrance exam with flying colors. You’ll have officially joined the ranks of the dragoons. Now, those are just the basics— got any questions? Ah, even better, one of our girls can just give you a detailed explanation of our schedule and housing facilities. That’s right, you only just arrived in this country; how about a date— sorry, a tour of the city with a dragon mount? Just going out and doing things with a dragon and working to build that strong mutual trust is part of a dragoon’s military training, you know. Recently, we’ve partnered up with the Dragonia Tourism Bureau and set our girls up with jobs over there; you should take this enlistment application form to their information center next door. Cheers— and may the might of the Crimson Dragon dwell within you. ~Captain of the Dragonia Dragoon Corps Altoiris~ Translation Notes: Just to make this all abundantly clear: this section is Ally addressing the scholar's apprentice. Her tone is slightly different and it's why she's not coming onto the "you" here. 1: Luckily "dragoon" sounds a lot like "dragon", so I was able to make this work, but what she was saying in the original was basically "just like it's written", meaning, of course, the kanji. 竜騎士 literally just means "dragon" + "knight", so it would be abundantly obvious from reading it. 2: This was originally 主人, which is honestly most accurately translated as "master" (and sometimes "husband", depending on context), but I just really chafed against that. The rest of the information is so insistent on the relationship between knight and mount being one where mutual trust and love is paramount, how they're fundamentally equal, and how you can't just like, break a dragon like you would a horse, and "master" really felt at odds with that for me. I went with "rider" because it acknowledges that a rider basically needs the thing it's riding, while still having the element of "the one doing most of the leading". If you guys would prefer "master" for the wiki I'm fine with it, but that's just my personal choice. >1. Lance Maintenance All dragoons affiliated with the Dragonia Dragoon Corps are, as a rule, expected to master the lance1. Thus, the training regiment for the use of this weapon is considered the most intense of all drills within the Corps. The lance is the quintessential cavalry weapon, while also bearing a special connotation for Dragonian dragoons. No matter how mighty a dragon’s power may be, the men have a solemn duty to protect their cherished mounts as riders and as husbands, and the “weapons” for that purpose is none other than their lances. It is both the sole means by which the dragoon can fend off threats to the Empire, as well as considered a symbol of manhood. Therefore, the emblem of the Dragonia Dragoon Corps is a joining of a lance and a dragon, symbolizing the unity of man and dragonkind. The knights of the Corps, in turn, must embody this, and himself fully become the lance that joins with a dragon2. In order for cadets to intimately internalize this ideal, they are provided with practice lances by the Corps, and its proper wielding is exhaustively instilled into them. Equally opposite to proper care of one’s mount, careless treatment of one’s lance is strictly prohibited for dragoons. For example, even if it is only a practice lance, diligent maintenance and carrying it on one’s person at all times is mandated. The sole circumstance in which a dragoon is permitted to part with his weapon is when he can himself personify the lance that joins with the dragon– when he is mating with his mount. Translation Notes: As an extension of the prior note, everything in the rest of this section is written by the apprentice. I've reflected this change in narrator with a change of narrative voice. It's far more formal, literary, and detached. 1: 槍 indicates no difference in nuance that would make it strictly "spear" or "lance". I chose "lance" basically just because it sounds cooler... and because a Dragon-type trainer in Pokemon is named Lance. I thought that was funny and these are the jokes. 2: As some of you may be fully aware, 交わる can mean both "to join, to intermingle" and "to have intercourse". This whole bit is wordplay on that. >2. Morning Lessons・Afternoon Lessons・Field Training Morning and afternoon lessons are divided into academic studies and practical drills. During classes, in order to learn one’s obligations as a dragoon of Dragonia, a cadet learns about Dragonian history, as well as dragons and their ecology and relationships with humans, and at times, they may also assist with fieldwork in the Dragonian Territories alongside a more senior dragoon. Practical lessons chiefly consist of lance-based combat drills, with the aim of learning proper technique for fighting together with a dragon. Both of these are indispensable in order to become a full-fledged dragoon, but the most essential matter is working together as knight and mount in order to directly deepen the friendship between them. Since cadets cannot yet participate in flight practice, they also cannot head towards the Dragonian Territories on dragonback and conduct “field exercises”, procuring raw ingredients and materials and scouting. So, in order to build an intimate relationship with one’s dragon mount, touring around the city of Dragonia as a couple is treated as “field training”. This training ranks only below sex with one’s mount in importance within the Dragoon Corps, and any formal request to do so submitted to an instructor will be granted. Cadets out on field training do not need to return to the Corps grounds in order to do other drills, and they are also exempt from the dormitory curfew. In addition, the intimate sight of mount and knight together is widely accepted as one of Dragonia’s major selling points as a nation where humans and dragons coexist. For reasons relating to the stimulation of the nation’s economy and public relations, cadets receive a stipend from the Dragonian government not as entertainment expenses, but for their field training. >3. Commendation Ceremony Cadets acknowledged by their dragon mounts as “riders” are treated as full-fledged dragoons, and at the Corps headquarters, at a commendation ceremony under Her Majesty the Queen herself, they officially become members of the Dragonia Dragoon Corps. This ceremony, a shining moment for any dragoon, is where he will receive from the Corps his formal lance with which he will defend Dragonia, and from Her Majesty, be bequeathed the mantle1 that will serve as his uniform. After declaring his sworn oath to protect Dragonia alongside his dragon mount, the new dragoon is assigned to a unit most suitable for his draconic companion where he will attend to his daily duties. Translation Notes: 1: 外套 unfortunately can mean a wide variety of different kinds of outerwear, from greatcoats to overcoats to cloaks. I translated it as "mantle" because a mantle is both a cloak-like garment, and the layer of the earth where all the lava is. Seemed fitting for a fire-enchanted thing! >Unit Examples 〇First Airborne Unit Primary duties: Surveying the Dragonian Territories, guiding adventurers, search-and-destroy missions as well as dispatching orders regarding efforts that threaten the humans and monsters within the Dragonian Territories, various miscellaneous tasks Otherwise known as the “Flying Dragon Squad”. These dragoons patrol the skies of the vast Dragonian Territories with their dragon mounts and keep the peace in Dragonia. One of the representative units of the Dragoon Corps. Though they may appear ostentatious, they seldom conduct air raids, and ordinarily put their high mobility to use in matters such as helping with miscellaneous tasks from the citizens of the Empire and deliveries to monster couples living in the remote Territories. 【Common Assignee Traits】 “Mount is a wyvern”, “outstanding marks in flight practice”, “travelled to a wide variety of places during field training” 〇Fifth Ground Unit Primary duties: Search and rescue for victims of emergencies, procuring raw materials from forested areas, maintenance of roads that have become dangerous due to landslides, etc. Otherwise known as the “Ranger Squad”. The majority of the unit is made up of wurm-dragoon pairs. Dragonia may become hellish the very instant the weather takes a turn for the worse, so the Fifth Ground Unit is a vital lifeline for those living here. All affiliated dragoons are, quite necessarily, experts in field operations. The unit that receives the most accolades regarding saving lives. 【Common Assignee Traits】 “Mount is a wurm), “dragoons who showed high cooperativeness with other cadets during training”, “prefers outdoor sex with their mount” 〇Special Unit Zero Primary duties: Establishing diplomatic relations with new mamono realm nations, tours and public relations beyond the Dragonian Territories, escorting VIPs from other mamono realm nations, "bridal training1", etc. Otherwise known as the “Iris Squad”. A special unit wherein the Captain of the Dragoon Corps has served concurrently as its commanding officer for generations. The current CO is the dragon Altoiris. The unit is shrouded in darkness, and made up of a small but elite number of “unwed”2 dragons— it is said that, because they tend to emphasize combat prowess, aloof single dragons gather there. There are also rumors that greenhorn dragoons who are perhaps too confident in their strength are thrown into this squad, where they are made to assist in extremely intensive “bridal training”. 【Common Assignee Traits】 “Exemplary dragoons”, “dragoons recognized by their mounts early in training”, “excellent marks in combat training (including nighttime practical training)” ※ The featured units and their respective assignee trends are no more than examples; there are dragoons without wurm mounts who get assigned to the Ranger Unit and play vital roles in the field. 【Rule I:Morning Training】 〇As a rule, all Corps members will get out of bed no later than noon. It is advised that one gets up as early as they are able, but taking into account circumstances such as spending an entire night mating with one’s mount, no especially stringent limits are imposed. Morning meals and training are all non-compulsory. However, roll-call is held every day at 10 AM, and all members are required to attend at least once every three days. Translation Notes: 1: 花嫁修業, literally "bride training", typically refers to homemaking tasks, but I don't think that's what monsters think it means. 2: The term here is specifically 未婚, "unwed", which is even more specifically, "not yet wed". As in, has never married. This is a very odd distinction to me, given that monsters don't really get widowed and divorce never happens, so I don't know why this was chosen instead of 独り身 or 独身 which is more prevalent throughout the books. It'd be interesting to see if Will or KC can offer some clarification on the intended nuance here. >4. A Dragoon’s Armaments Once a dragoon has become initiated into the Corps, he must occasionally undertake solo missions with his dragon mount apart from his unit. The only things that an unaccompanied knight can rely on are his bonds with his dragon and himself. As a result, the equipment that these men use possess special properties in order to protect both rider and mount. ■ Avowed Dragonlance A lance presented by the Dragoon Corps upon a knight’s commendation, made from processing realmsilver and mixing it with “dragonium”. They are modeled off of the practice lances wielded by the dragoons during their times as cadets, so that they may use them with the same ease as if they have been sparring with them for months even after just receiving one. A “Rage Insignia” is carved upon the shaft, and by gripping it tightly, it grants the bearer a morale-boosting effect— along with explosively increasing his stamina so that he can mate with his mount whenever, in whatever state, and as many times as they desire. It is also possible to augment one’s lance with many different kinds of runes; a dragoon may work towards making it truly his weapon of choice by paying a reasonable fee at a magic supply shop within the Empire to have new runes engraved upon it. For that reason, the lances wielded by dragoons, though quite similar in design, possess a great deal of differing properties, from “making what is touched by the spear temporarily invisible”, to “arousing the passions of the enemy pierced by the spear”, to “making one’s own essence extremely sticky and adhesive” and so on, all depending on the owner. A dragoon rarely relinquishes his lance, but supposing he does, it’s customary for him to entrust it to his dragon mount. When a mount finds herself apart from her dragoon, she will undoubtedly think fondly of her dear rider as she comforts herself, and her lonely nethers, astride his lance. As a result, both the mount’s strong feelings of love for the dragoon and her dragon mana dwell within the weapon. If some third party were to attempt to take it, they would be summarily rejected by that mana, rendering the theft of an Avowed Dragonlance fundamentally impossible. ■ Mantle of the Crimson Dragon The mantle bestowed upon a new dragoon by Her Majesty the Queen is a powerful enchanted garment, weaved from her own fiery breath. The mantle, a wreath of flame itself, is at all times highly heat-resistant, making it a tremendous boon during skirmishes with an invader, or fighting fires. In addition, it constantly maintains a certain degree of heat, and when a dragoon responds to a distress call, he may also recover the physical strength of the utterly exhausted victim by draping his mantle over their shoulders. This swaddled survivor is enveloped by a pleasant feeling of warmth, as well as the dragon mana within, which they will continually receive as it naturally promotes their body’s healing process. In these situations, the survivor, still with the mantle he was granted, is almost always turned over for care and supervision by an unmarried dragon in the Dragoon Corps. If a male survivor, draped in dragon flame as he is with the vigor of his essence rising every moment, ends up receiving the tender care of a dragon maiden, it will be virtually impossible for him to keep his carnal desire in check. In this way, it is not at all a rare story told by aspiring dragoons that a similar incident was how he met his dragon wife, and his reason for enlisting. Dragoons constantly clad in their mantles are able to keep their composure by periodically having sex with their mounts in order to distribute this accumulated energy. 【Rule II:Sex with One’s Mount】 Cadets and formalized members of the Dragoon Corps alike should consider physical intimacy with their dragons their top priority. Getting to know each other’s bodies and forging close bonds through sex is also the most vital training for a dragoon. Therefore, this mutual strengthening must take place every day. As a general rule, it is advised for this to occur at least twice a day, in the morning and at night, but it is recommended that couples increase both frequency and duration according to their own discretion. In the case of this intimate time intersecting with other scheduled events, lack of attendance will be overlooked.
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>>33776 >Dragonium Where to Buy: magic shops on Dragonwing Street (as ore) Price: Reasonable to rather expensive This little beauty is a rare ore mined out in the Dragonian Territories we call “dragonium”. When it comes to the ores you can dig up in mamono realms, the first thing that most think about is “realmsilver”, which contains mana. This dragonium here is what happens when an underground vein of realmsilver is somehow forced to the surface, exposed to the dense dragon mana in the atmosphere for years, and eventually crystallizes from all of that potent energy. You can only mine this ore out of places where the air is particularly thick with mana– in short, you have to go poking around in dark mamono realms for it, and because of the danger that represents to humans, it’s considered extremely rare. Dragonium is mostly seen in places with a surplus of mana, like the caves and ruins of our dark mamono realms, but the most well-known lodes would be in the Dragon’s Graveyard, which also happens to be where the dragon zombies are. Every year you’ll get a handful of cases where people witness adventurers who’ve been blinded by their greed heading off for the Graveyard in search of dragonium, but it’s not particularly hard to imagine how well that goes for them. Dragonium has a unique property we call “dragon’s breath”, and when you mix it with other precious metals, it takes on an ability to diffuse mana. For example, armor and shields made using dragonium reduce a mana-imbued impact by dispersing it, and if you process it into weapons like swords and spears, attacks that utilize mana will ripple out far wider, or something like that. These properties are indispensable even for us dragoons. Sex with a dragon tends to be intense, and more often than not, humans who haven’t become incubi yet will end up even more drained than they would from ordinary sex from being bombarded with dragon mana, not to mention our extraordinary physical strength. In those cases, if someone's wearing jewelry made from dragonium that touches the skin like a pendant or choker, those feelings of exhaustion after a workout like that will be somewhat reduced, and there’s far less strain on the body. Of course, these same perks also mean that you have to handle dragonium carefully. I’ve already made it clear that it makes mana disperse, but the ore itself has mana in it– strong mana. If someone with more ambition than sense and no experience with controlling mana were to get his hands on a chunk of dragonium, or a weapon made using it, on a whim, he’d be completely unable to handle any of that latent power. It’ll end up spewing mana out in a wide range, along with his own essence. If that happens, the only thing you’ll end up showing off is how delicious you are to the hordes of horny monsters that you’ll be attracting. Situations like those are why many of the interested parties coming to buy up dragonium weapons are monsters who already possess some amount of power, like the demons of the Radical Faction. If a single man happens to purchase a dragonium weapon available at the market, he may have to prove the strength of his essence to the vendor in order to test his mettle, or undergo personal training. Even in our Dragoon Corps, you’re only permitted to wield a dragonium weapon after you’ve become full-fledged. Heh, I don’t mean to brag, but my weapons and armor are also made with dragonium, you know. Of course, members of the Corps also get a dragonium lance when they earn their titles. I’m sure you’ve taken some interest in the ore that’s even called the symbol of our nation’s might, haven’t you? I think now’s the perfect time for me to give you an in-depth lesson so you can become a full-fledged dragoon ♥ ~Captain of the Dragonia Dragoon Corps Altoiris~ Translation Notes: I just think "realmsilver" sounds cooler, more succinct, and more magical than "mamono realm silver". >Dragon's Lifeblood Where to Buy: “Firedrake’s Breath” direct sales office Price: Affordable What’s the matter? Tired? Ah, right, you’ve had to do a lot of walking, and most of it uphill. No, nothing to worry about. If anything, it seems that I of all people let this first leave I've had in a while get me in too high of spirits. To think that I ended up neglecting my duty of keeping you safe is… shameful. That’s right! I’ve got just the thing. Here, drink this. It’s “Dragon’s Lifeblood”— every member of the Dragoon Corps is supplied with it. Haha! Don’t get spooked by the name, it’s not our actual blood. It’s a fruit infusion1 that contains just the slightest hint of Her Majesty the Queen’s mana. Of course, even though it’s just a mamono realm fruit infusion, that doesn’t mean it’s completely harmless. Here in Dragonia, we put a lot of pride and effort into our cultivation of mamono realm grapes. Our grapes were originally raised simply by sucking up the mamono mana from the earth, but one of the methods introduced to us from our diplomacy with Lescatie is having a monster with exceptionally high mana directly raise them during the cultivation stage. If you’re any good at guessing, you’ve probably already figured it out, haven’t you? This infusion is made from grapes raised directly by Queen Deonora herself! All varieties of infused water made using mamono realm grapes have an intense color, but the Dragon’s Lifeblood is a particularly fiery red, as if it’s symbolizing Her Majesty the Queen. There’s mamono realm wine made from the very same grapes on the market as a luxury item, but… well, it’s strong stuff. So strong that it can, say, cause a disturbance where a flock of dragons fly into a mating frenzy and start attacking human men, and we dragoons have to be dispatched. It’s for that reason that Dragon’s Lifeblood is infused along with a blend of nectar courtesy of the alraunes living in our plateaus and mamono realm herbs with calming effects. It blessedly neutralizes the strength of the grapes and it’s available as an infusion that can be enjoyed by everyone from kids to adults in just about every establishment in Dragonia. Even when it’s been watered down as much as it has, the effect’s got to be pretty outstanding if we supply our troops with it, right? Take a swig and your physical strength, willpower, and vitality will recover right away— anyone feeling exhausted or lethargic will get the same sense of pleasant refreshment as if they’d just woken up from a good night’s sleep. You could also say that the way it makes your essence levels bubble up like magma in a volcano is a pretty welcome side effect, heh. By drinking this, even a whelp with no endurance who can’t handle a night with a dragon can take on three straight days of sex. How’s that? Pretty reassuring, right? O-oi, don’t give me that confused look. As far as taste goes, it’s got the same richness of a concentrated mamono realm grape, as you can probably tell from the way it looks, but the herb blend gives it a light, refreshing feeling. It’s really quite drinkable. Just relax and take it. If you do, you’ll be overflowing with essence— no doubt you’ll want to take out some of that excess energy as soon as possible on a dragon. What’s the matter, aren’t you going to drink it? T-true, yes, I’ve already had some of it, but– but rest assured that won’t impact the flavor or the effect! There’s no issue, so go ahead and drink it! Come on, DRINK IT! GET BACK HERE! ~Captain of the Dragonia Dragoon Corps Altoiris~ Translation Notes: Can I just say that Altoiris is my favorite? She is my favorite. 1: 果実水 is literally "fruit water", meaning fruit-infused water. Y'know, the stuff you make with those huge mason jars with spouts. Much weaker than actual juice, but still pretty refreshing, which is probably part of the reason why the effect isn't nearly as crazy as the wine. Honestly, I'd really like to try this stuff. "Juice" specifically would have been 果汁 or simply ジュース (literally "juice"). >Dragonwing Street Location: Dragonia Empire city center Primary facilities: Restaurants, inns, magic supply shops, arms and armor shops, etc. Well, here we are at “Dragonwing Street”. There are a lot of these steep roads that lead up to Her Majesty’s castle on the summit, but this is the big one– the main street of the whole Empire. It got the name ‘cuz of all the little streets that branch off and spread out from it… y’know, like wings. Given that it’s the Empire’s main street, there’s always a ton of people coming and going around here, y’know, tourists like you, travellers from other monster nations, adventurers, hawkers, even dragoons and their mounts. It’s lined with all kinds of souvenir shops, restaurants, inns… not to mention the magic supply stores and the weapon and armor shops— well, basically, in short, if you want literally anything in Dragonia, you can probably get it here. When it comes to Dragonian tourism, this is kind of the classic spot. It’s also the go-to choice for dates for dragons and humans. It’s every dragon’s dream to walk through here with a guy… or like, that’s what they say. From the moment I decided to show you around, I wanted to— I mean, I thought you seemed like you wanted to come here, so I took you straight here without you even having to ask me to! You should be thanking me! Ugh, anyway. One of the most noticeable things about this street is just how wide it is, which, duh, it is the main street, but it’s actually so we can use it for things like taking off and landing when we transform. The government here actually decided to put proper places for takeoff in places that get a lot of foot traffic like here, and on the roofs of some shops and the like, to keep you humans safe. We also use Dragonwing Street for the Parade of Triumph after a pair-bonding ceremony, so we built it even wider with that in mind. On afternoons when the weather’s good, you’ll see things like restaurants taking advantage of how wide the street is and setting up open-air terraces where customers can enjoy their meals, and the lizardmen at the weapons shops doing product demos with their husbands to show off their magic weapons’ power to charm men. For the most part, the couples tend to clear out when the sun goes down, but the inns and taverns that the wurms run all light up their lanterns, and those places start to get busy. Apart from how lively it gets around here during the day, a relaxed Dragonia evening enjoying a good meal and wine also has its charms… but if a guy like you who’s never so much as kissed a girl1 just wanders around by himself here, the single dragons working the inns might offer a free night as a way to draw in customers. They tend to toss in a meal too, so if you haven’t decided on a place to stay, it’s not a bad deal, but… as sort of like their idea of a lodging fee, you’re gonna end up attacked. S-so, you know, if you decide to take them up on their offer, don’t come crying to me! I-I mean, I guess if you’re having trouble finding a place to stay, I guess I have no choice but to show you some inns with really good food since you can’t seem to do it yourself, but… y’know, a double room is plenty spacious, and there’s no extra fee, so there’s no need to worry ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Syltia~ [Insert Wilmarina pic here lmao]Necklace of the Pair Bond ※ A monster couple from another mamono realm nation visiting on their honeymoon. Translation Notes: As a whole: man, I know I mentioned it in her little profile illustration snippet, but holy cow, Syltia, you gotta mind your manners. I tried to get across the vibes of a young lady who knows her stuff, but just has zero interest in making her actual tour guides all that professional or even polite, which is 100% how she comes across in the Japanese. She's not very good at her job. And very, very tsundere. Real fun to translate, though. 1: This literally made me laugh to read. 女っ気がない is a hilariously messed-up thing to call a guy, especially an honored customer; it literally means "has no female presence" and when used to describe a man and not, say, a bachelor pad or a workspace with no female employees, it means not merely that he's single, but that he's chronically single, has little to no romantic experience, and/or has no game or luck with the ladies. Basically this girl is calling you maidenless right to your very face. Take a chill pill, Syltia! I'm honestly worried that the way I translated it wasn't mean enough. >Necklace of the Pair Bond Where to Buy: Magic supply shops on Dragonwing Street, etc. Price: Inexpensive to moderate Hey, look— see that jewelry hanging from the necks of those guys walking over there? Those are called Necklaces of the Pair Bond; they’re magic jewelry made from our claws. Well, I say “jewelry” but they’re not really something us girls can wear. It’s a human man thing, so obviously I have zero interest!... well, I guess since they can be dangerous too, I’ll have to tell you a bit about them. There are a lot of places in Dragonia where you can either get a craftsman to make a necklace for you, or buy from a huge variety of pre-made ones. As for the necklace itself, first some, s-some weak dragon who m-ma… married a human man provides the claws to her husband, and then at the shop they do stuff like using magic to engrave runes into it to make the complete pendant. If you do it that way, the processing fee doesn’t actually end up being that much money, but if you’re gonna buy one that’s already made, it can get pricey, s-so I really don’t recommend that option at all! Since the necklaces use our claws, no two are the exact same. There’s a lot of different kinds you can get, too, from ones that have enchantments to make the claw’s natural beauty even more striking, to ones with simple protective charms like “slightly increasing strength” or “fire resistance”— I mean, I guess you could say that it’s something that contains the power of us dragons, so it’s no wonder that they’re as amazing as we are. But, a Necklace of the Pair Bond is more than just a symbol of strength. It’s a symbol of love, something for a human husband that makes him feel like his dragon wife is always by his side. Some of the people who come to Dragonia, of course, are top-notch adventurers, and sometimes even the ridiculous jerks calling themselves “dragon slayers”1. That bunch usually all just want gear that has the power of dragons, so they’ll come in and do stuff like buying up the necklaces, but… oh, don’t tell me you want one, too! I already told you: absolutely not! I-I mean, yeah, depending on which one you want, it’s not like there aren’t ones you can get pretty cheap, but! There are pre-mades that are made with the claws of single dragons who are still in search of a human husband. If you buy one of those and put it on, you’re gonna naturally attract that dragon to you. There are even times when you might even find yourself being influenced by the mana that’s still in that claw of hers and seek her out on your own! I-if, if that sort of thing ends up happening to a weakling like you, you could maybe even end up falling for her right away, and she’d treat you like her most, most, most precious treasure, a-and you’ll never be able to leave her ever again! So, so, that’s why it’s a piece that you should never treat as an impulse buy, and under no circumstances should you ever buy more than one! B-but… y-y’know, if you’re really deadset on it, it might be okay for me to give you one of my claws… ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Syltia~ Translation Notes: 1: Interestingly enough, referring back to my notes from the monsterization section, Syltia uses both 竜殺し and ドラゴンスレイヤー (the latter only in a parenthetical, meaning that she almost certainly didn't actually say it and it's literally just for our benefit as readers to know that she's talking about Those Ladies) to refer to the dragon slayers here. >Dragon Orb Where to Buy: Magic supply shops on Dragonwing Street, etc. Price: Affordable to rather expensive There are all kinds of products available in Dragonia’s magic supply stores, but the ones that stand out the most are definitely these dragon orbs. The actual orb part is a high-quality “magic gem”, and it’s typically attached to a pedestal with a design that’s usually modeled after a dragon— claws, fangs, even a whole dragon itself. There are two kinds of orbs available for sale: the first is a glowing one that has both the orb and pedestal imbued with color. As you can clearly see, the colors swirl around inside the orb; isn’t it pretty? A spell of ever-flow gets cast on these dragon orbs, y’know, meaning that the mana inside the orb is always slowly shifting around, flickering a little like the flame of a lamp. It really is pretty like this— and one of the customs here in Dragonia is to decorate the front of your home with them as porch lights and magic wards. At night, all of those dragon orbs lined up in front of the houses makes for a really magical, honestly gorgeous scene. The Dragonian nightscape is famous for it. Hey, I see that suspicious look on your face, so lemme just say this now: when I said “magic ward” before, what I mean is it’s for married couples, and it says “hey, I already have a monster wife”. What the— you IDIOT! That clear one is off limits, put it back right now! You listening?! Another name for this kind of dragon orb is, is c-courtesanite…!1 In order to fill it with mana, you need to put it in your bedroom, and radiate a lot of pure mana during intense… bedroom activity. That’s why a guy buying something like this, for us monsters, means that he’s, y’know, giving us a nighttime invitation! Do you get it yet? If a single guy buys an orb like that, you’re gonna look like you’ve hung a big, stupid sign around your neck that says “please attack me!” to the other dragons around here. Look— see how the colorful ones are pretty expensive, but the clear ones are cheap? That’s why there are a lot of adventurers who’ll just buy one out of curiosity, but those guys usually get snatched up by horny monsters within a day, or get worn down into sex by some really intense dragon claiming she’s gonna “protect” him… hell, they might even get pounced on by the shopkeeper! … I, I, I’m really glad you’re interested in the orbs, r-really, I am, but… taking on a really wild night all of a sudden, you really do need a lot of stamina, y-y’know, there’s a lot of steps and prepwork and stuff. B-but, but you know, once a year they hold a big dragon orb exhibition here in town, so if you really think about it, you might as well go on and buy one now… ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Syltia~ Translation Notes: 1: For the Sana & Luna profile, I told you guys that 夜伽 is really hard to translate well, and here it is again with 夜伽石! Or literally "be entertained in a sexy way all through the night by a lovely lady-stone". When in doubt with novel kanji compounds, go for wordplay, I say. "Courtesanite" is a pun on "courtesan", the kind of gal who'd do the above activity, and "quartzite", a real mineral. 石 can be used as a suffix similar to "-ite" in English, so I found it fitting! Shout-out to my huge-brained friend for helping me with this one lmao
>>33776 thank you for your service I think it's correct to use rider instead of master for basically the exact reasoning laid out
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>>33777 >Dragon’s Den Alley Location: a few minutes’ walk from the “Wurm’s Kiss” statue on Dragonwing Street Primary facilities: Magic supply shops, jewelry stores, taverns, inns, brothels, etc. Just down this backstreet from Dragonwing Street is “Dragon’s Den Alley”. This is Dragonia Empire’s foremost obscure sightseeing spot… that is, it’s famous as the place where dragons and humans mate, and there are many establishments for achieving that goal and shops for aid in taking it even further. Fitting for the way they talk about it, this part of the city is rather different from Dragonwing Street in that it’s always dark, even in the middle of the day— dragon mana is thick enough in the air to materialize as a mist, enveloping the narrow stone street in an enchanting aura. H-however, it’s not as if I had any evil intent in bringing you here! This is the preeminent danger zone in the Empire! It’s because… yes, because this is a hidden gem that only I can guide you through! Truthfully, while there’s always going to be a degree of danger regarding being targeted by a dragon, there are also many well-known establishments that can’t do their business out in the open here— shops that deal in magical tools imbued with the unrivaled power of the dragons, armories specializing in cursed weapons, eateries serving food with effects too outrageous for others to see at Dragonwing Street. When it comes to Dragon’s Den Alley, it’s fairly well-known that the wares they push are high-quality and… potent. There are monsters who come to Dragonia just to shop here, to the point that there are Radical Faction monsters who set up shop with their husbands, spreading their own magic creations in hopes that they’ll spawn more monster couples. The Dragonia Dragoon Corps would probably exercise some degree of censorship if stores like that were to operate on the main street, but as a general policy, we encourage intimate relations between humans and dragons. Dragon’s Den Alley is, to exaggerate somewhat, treated like a “holy land” for the birth of new monster couples, so the district continues on in its current state while the Corps looks the other way. Better yet, just see for yourself— looks like the couple in each other’s arms in that dark corner is a young dragoon and his mount… maybe they’ve come as a part of their field training, but it seems like there are more than a few partners who sneak away from their drills behind their instructor’s back to come here for a little rendezvous like this… ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Leia~ Translation Notes: Overall, Leia's voice is... well, she's constantly using plain form, which is telling, but she's not nearly as overtly rude as Syltia. She's honestly been the biggest challenge to write for; it was a struggle to make her sound distinct from both Syltia and the generic narrator/apprentice narrative voice. She's a little more aloof than she is rude. I'm kind of disappointed she didn't keep up the "tries to use keigo" gimmick of the first blurb. Also I chose the title "Dragon's Den Alley" instead of the more literal "Dragon's Bed Alley" like it was before, because "dragon's den" is a set phrase in English that denotes a dangerous place, and I found that extremely fitting for Dragonia's red light district. >Dragonflute1 Where to Buy: “Diabordello”2 in Dragon’s Den Alley Price: Extremely expensive Listen— don’t leave my sight for any reason. Diabordello is a huge black magic shop that deals in some of the most extreme magical items available in Dragonia, and like one could probably guess from the products they carry, there are many lustful monsters among both the employees and clientele. If you’re with a guide like us you have some degree of safety, but if a single man chooses to enter the store by himself, you should know in advance that that’s the equivalent of stepping into a mamono realm dungeon without any preparation. Many of the wares in this shop contain powerful lingering sentiments that have long since reached the level of obsession and resentment, but this dragonflute is exemplary of that. At first glance, a dragonflute looks like nothing more than a transverse flute with some frankly excessive embellishments, but it’s made from a dragon’s shed claws and bones. Of course, even though they’re just the shed parts left behind as new ones grow, they still contain residual dragon mana— and they’re quite rare, certainly not the sort of thing that you can just go out and find. However, there’s a dark mamono realm in northern Dragonia called the Dragon’s Graveyard, and as the name might imply, they’re constantly scattered around the whole area. It’s safe to say that almost all of the dragonflutes sold in Dragonia are made from those gathered materials. But, the ones that fall in the Graveyard come from the dragon zombies, still full of lingering regrets that they didn’t find a human mate, so the sentiment that remains inside of them is especially strong. Dragonflutes were originally made by a master craftsman skilled in magic, using the shed claws and bones that the husband of a dragon would provide, and would only be completed after a long and painstaking process. The timbre of a dragonflute changes depending on how it’s played— if you play it gently, it becomes a melody that rises to the heavens like a dragon’s call, and the sound will always reach your beloved dragon’s ears no matter the distance between you. Not only can you communicate through this music, but in the unlikely event that the flute’s player is in danger, his wife will immediately take to the skies in her massive ancient form and come rushing to her husband. If you play it with power, on the other hand, the song becomes a dragon’s roar loud enough to make the ground around you shake, and you can also temporarily borrow the power of the dragon that resides within the flute. In other words, the dragonflute is an incredibly powerful tool, a crystallization of the love between a husband and wife, and originally, certainly not something you could buy in a store like this. That’s why the dragonflutes like those being sold here are… particularly terrifying. If a human man with no bonds with a dragon were to start playing a dragonflute, the melody becomes a mating call, ultimately summoning a dragon zombie full of unfulfilled longings. Not just that— the man will be taken over by the passions of dragons past inside the flute, and be unable to repress a desire to make a dragon into his female, and he and the dragon zombie he summoned would end up mating as if they were hungrily devouring each other. What’s even more terrible, these dragonflutes currently on the market contain such strong emotions that they end up naturally attracting single men, who will no doubt feel compelled to play it. … I’ve really only been talking about the dangers of dragonflutes up until now, but a flute that has been made through the official process produces beautiful music. There are quite a few magic supply shops in Dragonia that specialize in dragonflute sheet music, and we frequently hold competitions where entrants vie to produce the most beautiful sounds. W-well, there’s also, you know… the trick to playing a dragonflute well is to understand a dragon’s feelings well, and to be aware of the quality of their calls. O-or in other words, the more you know about your wife, at what times does she call in what tone, the more skilled of a player you can become… you— you know what, that’s enough! How thick could you possibly be?! ~DTB Newbie Guide Leia~ Translation Notes: 1: The real name, 竜魔笛, would be most accurately translated as "dragon magic flute" but let's face it. That's a mouthful, and if a dragon's involved, I think we can rest assured that it's somehow magical in nature. What's really interesting to me as a tidbit is that 魔笛 is the set phrase for a magical flute (and the name of the Mozart opera in Japanese!), and 竜笛 (lit. "dragon flute") is a real kind of flute in Japanese gagaku (or traditional court music), making this two flutes in one! Because the latter flute is not widely known to any English speaker outside of the most knowledgeable of traditional Japanese music, I felt safe just calling it "dragonflute". 2: The name of the shop is 魔娼館, or literally "magic/demon brothel". "Diabordello" is a portmanteau of "diabolical"/"diablo" and "bordello", and I am pretty dang proud of it. All about that wordplay. >Wedding Collar Where to Buy: Jewelry stores in Dragon’s Den Alley Price: As much as a dragoon’s first month of pay Dragon’s Den Alley has no small amount of shops specializing in magic adornments and jewelry stores aimed at us dragons. Well, I say that, but even though we dragons originally hoarded treasure, we felt no need to decorate ourselves, so we weren’t really interested in things like that. But, Dragonia is a city where dragons and humans coexist. Given that, there are those of us who like to show off, and even a handful of dragons who always seem to be worried about what other people think. Above all else though, as expected, it’s just rather nice to receive a gift from a man who you’ve deemed worthy. Not just between husband and wife, but for single dragons who have only ever been treated as the subjects of “awe” and “dread”. Being suddenly treated as a woman by men by receiving such lovely jewelry is… unfamiliar to us, but certainly not bad. Among the many gifts like that a dragon can receive, one of the most meaningful is the “wedding collar”, a symbol of eternal love similar to the “Necklace of the Pair Bond”. There are shops dedicated to designing and selling these collars, a gift you can only receive from your husband, and there are an infinite variety of styles to choose from— from something as… unrefined as only having a realmsilver plate with the dragon’s name carved into it, to ones inlaid with dragon scales and magic gems. Of course, while the whole process takes days, there are even shops that work with manufacturing made-to-order wedding collars with the client couple’s own magic gems. Depending on how you look at it, it may seem like, l-like the dragon has been made into little more than a pet dog, but a dragon wearing one of these collars is proud, attracting looks of envy from others around her. This is a simplified explanation, but wearing a wedding collar is proof that we’ve found a male dragon who we deem mightier than ourselves, the man we have to search for even if it takes a lifetime… It's proof that we’ve found a husband. All of us, to a greater or lesser degree, have our pride and dignity as the “rulers of the earth”, and needless to say, that’s not something that changes depending on whether or not you get a husband. But, contrary to that pride, in the deepest parts of our hearts, there’s… a certain loneliness to having to be strongest, and a need for others to understand that. No, more simply, it’s a masochistic desire to be dominated by one’s beloved human man through his power and lust, to be forced to surrender, to be treated whatever way he likes as his female— a desire that is very hard to confront. … I, however, am different. I am the exception! It’s not at all like I’m jealous or anything of the sort! Rather, it’s… well, if I could experience it a little bit I might enjoy it, but I just don’t know if it suits me… ugh, let’s just go! If you’re idling around in a place like this, you don’t get to complain if you get pounced on by some out-of-control dragon and dragged over to some dark corner! ~DTB Newbie Guide Leia~
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>>33779 >Ryuusen Village Location: The former “Eastern Wastes” of the Dragonian Territories (Dragon-based shuttling services from a Tourism Bureau office available) If you were to ask me, “Litia, what’s the spot you most recommend in Dragonia?”, I’d say “Ryuusen Village” in a heartbeat! In this region, created by Lady Tatsuizumi during the founding of Dragonia, all of the ryuu living here have established their own unique hot spring resorts. Ryuusen Village is a place where you can experience the customs and traditions of the faraway eastern land of Zipangu! Things like the “ryokan”1 the ryuu operate their hot springs out of as inns, and the “yukata” the monster couples you see wearing as they walk down the street are all a part of the Zipangu culture, you know. Isn’t it just so elegant? Hey, you’re probably getting a little hot and bothered without even knowing it, aren’t you? I think there’s a certain sexiness to a dragon in a yukata; if you’d like, I could change my clothes right here… ♥ —oh geez, seems like I ended up getting a little too excited myself! Ryuusen Village is extremely popular among sightseers and couples, and plenty of monsters love to stop by themselves, like dragons wrapping up a day of intense drills, lizardmen done with their sword practice, and salamanders, who just love a long, hot soak. Everyone who visits this village comes to rest their bodies at their bath of choice… or well, that’s one of their goals, but whether it seems like one or not, this is a mamono realm! A mere hot spring district, it is not! In Ryuusen’s plentiful hot springs, you can get a different exciting benefit depending on the bath! Even the humans who visit will tell you that that’s their goal~ Well then, instead of just telling you about them, let’s go take a dip and check out the benefits of these baths for ourselves! A bath is worth a thousand words, or something like that! ♥ Translation Notes: Overall, Litia is really fun to translate for. She's simultaneously very polite, always using distal form and keigo when appropriate, as well as always referring to others by "-san", and extremly energetic and cheery. Definitely the born tour guide among them. 1: My policy as a translator is generally to rely as little as I can on just leaving Japanese untouched, with the important exceptions being iconic and distinct cultural products, and if the setting is Japanese or clearly Japanese-coded. The term "ryokan" falls within the former category; it's a specific, traditional, and quite famous kind of inn that almost always features a good Japanese meal built into the cost. >■ Open-Air Dragon Pot Tub1 Here we are, the dragon pot tub! Sure, it seems a bit more like a bathtub than a hot spring bath, but let’s not worry about the details. For now, feel free to hop on in~ What’s got you so embarrassed? Almost all of the springs here at Ryuusen Village aren’t segregated by gender, so it’s only natural that you’ll be bathing with us monsters. There are all kinds of natural baths here, but every resort has a dragon pot tub like this prepared, a huge pot filled with hot spring water for two. Something as silly as a “pot tub for one” doesn’t exist! Every single one of these baths in Ryuusen are for a pair to relax in. Monsters and humans, shoulder to shoulder, pressing their skin tightly together and heating up in the hot water is just proper bathing etiquette, you know! ♥ Hm, if a man were to take a bath by himself in a pot tub, huh… oh! Look over there! Did you see someone flying into that hot spring? That was one of the single dragons who made their homes in Mount Ryuusen, towering just behind the village. You can see all of Ryuusen Village, and its hot springs, from up on the mountain! As you can probably imagine, the dragons that live up there can see when a gentleman is taking a “bath for one” veeery well. Or rather, they’re looking for it! It’s totally normal for a dragon to hop in with a man like that— the tubs are built for two, after all. Here, even the most stubborn dragons who just can’t be honest with their feelings can take a bath with a man under this perfectly proper pretense2— a perfectly proper chance to get a husband~ I’m sure by now that single gentleman is probably a little shocked… but also pulling the dragon towards him, warming each other up. Hey, there’s no point in trying to keep your distance like that! You can’t get away from me in this tiny little tub ♥ Translation Notes: 1: This is a combination of two different kinds of iconic hot spring resort staples but with "dragon" shoved in: 露天風呂, or an open-air bath, and a つぼ湯, (lit. "pot bath"). The latter is definitely a one-person situation, but not in MGE world. Honestly, "pot tub" as a pun works way too well. 2: Good golly, do we have to evoke sociology now? Okay, so "pretense" is a very inadequate translation for 建前 or "tatemae", which is a really, really, really important concept in Japanese culture. To oversimplify, it's your outward face that is determined by your role in society and what is expected of you (so naturally, a dragon might find herself very beholden to that). It's almost assuredly evoked specifically here (even in quotations, originally, always denoting something that Will/KC wants to focus on) because this is the Little Tokyo of Dragonia, so they can be more obvious with the Japan-specific terminology. Despite the quotations, I did not let it in the translation untouched because it's not a well-known and easily understood concept, and I didn't want to bring everything to a screeching halt in order to explain it. >■ Raging Bath Let’s continue our hands-on tour with this Raging Bath! The original property of the very first springs here in Ryuusen Village was this “raging effect”. The many hot springs that derived from them are now known collectively as the “Raging Bath”, and they’re known as the springs with the greatest variety in Ryuusen Village! Alrighty, please hop on in! I really, really, really recommend this bath for humans… well, human men. When a gentleman gets in the hot waters of this bath, the warmth in his body bubbles up. The longer he soaks in it, the more intensely the benefits will manifest. There, a gentle yet comfortable heat will leisurely envelop his whole body, just as if he was in a sauna, and before long, it’ll all converge on his most sensitive parts. Even if he leaves the water after a long enough bath, the manly rage awoken in his penis won’t die down at all. The raging mana from the bath permeating his manhood continues to radiate heat, causing waves of intense lust! Now, let’s just suppose that a dragon without a shred of clothing on her was right in front of a man in that state… ♥ No doubt he’ll surrender himself completely to the desire that feels like it’s going to explode inside of him, and try to soothe all that swelling in his lower body using that dragon~ Not to worry, of course! The raging effect doesn’t just make a man’s libido and essence potency skyrocket. Believe it or not, a man who spends a lot of time in the Raging Bath will start to produce pheromones that let the female dragons around him know that he’s a strong male dragon! It’s also perfectly natural for a dragon to immediately melt into just a horny female lizard when she sees a penis as hard as a vicious dragon claw and gets pinned down by force… No matter how much she tells him no, or tries to resist, she’ll most likely be completely unable to go against her instincts to be ravished by a man and to want to conceive his child ♥ >■ Cloudy Bath Aw, was the Raging Bath not quite to your liking? Well, there are also hot springs that stir up the desires of dragons instead of men! That is… the Cloudy Bath! With the kind cooperation of our dragon exchange students the jabberwocks, this bath is the result of using their pink breath as the heating element instead of a boiler! This milky-white bath starts to bubble and foam when a monster uses it, and before long, her face and body will be stained with white. To men, this bath only imparts a gently sweet aroma, but for us, it’s a strong scent reminiscent of a man’s essence. A monster immersed in this Cloudy Bath will also start to feel immersed in an illusion that they’re being showered in essence, and eventually that desire for the real deal will become unbearable. By the time a monster leaves this bath, her mind will be dyed as pink as a jabberwock’s, and all of her self-restraint will be useless when she sees a man’s naked body before her~ So of course, the monster pounces on the man without any hesitation, wholeheartedly stuffing her cheeks with his penis just to get covered with essence as quickly as she can, and painted white by the real cloudy white stuff1 ♥ Translation Notes: 1: This may be too obvious to even warrant pointing out, but the bath is called 白濁の湯, 白濁 meaning "cloudiness/turbidity", and 白濁液 (lit. "cloudy fluid") is codified Japanese slang for jizz. There you go. >■ Bath of the Water Goddess The Bath of the Water Goddess is awfully popular with our good dragoons! It’s a special bath that the ryuu hostesses who run the resorts have consecrated with a prayer of divine protection. A monster who bathes in this spring, even a dragon or a vampire, will have their immense pride and stubbornness completely washed away, and their temperament will temporarily become that of the good-natured and devoted monsters of Zipangu! For dragoons who simply can’t get a dragon to acknowledge him as her rider, and for the mounts who just can’t be honest with her feelings about her dragoon, there’s no better bath! This spring’s effect is only temporary, and the monster’s personality goes back to its original state around the time she leaves Ryuusen Village. Nevertheless, the loving memories of the calm and gentle love they made in the bath will remain forever! It’s not uncommon for dragoons to become full-fledged with this purifying bath as the impetus, by finally being able to convey your true feelings with your dragon mount without putting up a front and mutually accepting one another ♥ >■ Bath of Reincarnation As we’ve seen, there are plenty of hot springs with various exciting benefits here in Ryuusen Village! But, there’s one among them known for its truly special effect: the signature bath of “Tatsuizumibana”, the first and most storied resort run by Lady Tatsuizumi herself, the Bath of Reincarnation! The Bath of Reincarnation is the “First Spring”— the oldest in all of Ryuusen Village. Naturally, dragons have been using this hot spring to heal their bodies since the time of Dragonia’s founding. Rare among the springs here, this bath doesn’t have a naughty effect that you’d expect from a mamono realm like all the other baths do. However, due to all that dragon mana that’s been permeating through the Bath of Reincarnation, as well as Lady Tatsuizumi’s blessing, it has the incredible effect of rejuvenating the bodies of those who bathe here, completely healing any kind of wound. It’s precisely because of these miraculous medicinal properties that are effective on all kinds of ills that we call it the Bath of Reincarnation! Those who have had their chronic illnesses completely washed away by this spring will definitely feel as if they’ve been reborn! But that’s not the only reason why it’s called the Bath of Reincarnation… and to that end, a human woman would need to be very careful when she relaxes in this one. The longer she soaks in this bath, the more dragon mana will spread throughout every nook and cranny of her body, and the stronger the benefits will become— to put it another way, it’s like she’s being surrounded in the embrace of a whole bunch of dragons. If she stays in the spring long enough to start feeling dizzy, her body steadily becomes more accustomed to dragon mana. Constantly subjected to all that mana, her thoughts will start to slip away from the heat, and the boundary between herself and a dragon will get hazy. The woman will lose track of time, and by the time she comes to and gets out of the bath, she’ll find that she’s become a dragon herself! Just as the name implies, the Bath of Reincarnation can cause a human to be “reborn” as a dragon… a one-of-a-kind “draconization” hot spring ♥ >Ryuusen Manjuu Where to Buy: All over Ryuusen Village Price: Inexpensive Don’t you think there’s a wonderful aroma in the air? Here we are, right at the source— you can’t talk about Ryuusen Village without mentioning Ryuusen manjuu! Did you know that they’re almost always sold in a two-piece set so that close married couples and sweet young lovers alike who came to do some sightseeing can enjoy them together? The snack known as manjuu originally comes from Zipangu, the region that Lady Tatsuizumi hails from. It was nothing like we’d ever tried before, but we were completely won over by its deliciousness. Nowadays, it’s popular as Ryuusen Village’s trademark treat: a perfect souvenir for humans and dragons alike, and the go-to choice for a date menu. While the manjuu’s dough may look thin, the dough was steamed using water from the hot springs, so it’s nice and plump while still firm and toothsome. When you put a fluffy manjuu in your mouth, the first thing you’ll be able to savor is that good, springy texture. Of course, that’s not all; the main source of that delicious smell is the filling, which is actually a cream made from perfectly ripe “prisoner fruit”! Because prisoner fruit can enhance the loveliness of those who eat it, similar to the beautifying effect that the hot spring water used in the dough has, one bite of a Ryuusen manjuu will turn any lady into a hot spring beauty in a second! Her cheeks will faintly flush; as her body heats up, she’ll naturally open up her yukata a little bit, looking up through her eyelashes at a gentleman as if beckoning him… she’ll start to radiate that sort of sexy charm! This sweet treat definitely gets a lot of attention from women! Oh, oh, please take a look at this! This is “Mamono Realm Slow Life”, a monthly magazine out of the Royal Mamono Realm— this issue features Ryuusen manjuu as a delicacy that’s getting a lot of buzz! It’s to the point where a lot of people are coming just to take a manjuu sampling tour~ Prisoner fruit is the classic choice for a Ryuusen manjuu filling, but for those guests who just don’t like sweets, folks who need a palate cleanser, or most importantly, gentlemen, they also sell a version with a “mandrago” filling. Mandrago is a mamono realm crop gathered out in the Dragonian Territories spicy enough to make even a dragon scream, but oddly enough, people are known to really get addicted to the stuff. It’s a terrific match for the subtle sweetness of the manjuu dough! In contrast with the prisoner fruit manjuu, these ones that use plenty of mandrago leaves have a crunchier texture, and because they’re also made with a stewed mix of seven1 other mamono realm vegetables, they’re actually quite filling. What’s even better, the mandrago they use is gathered by hand by the Dragonia Dragoon Corps themselves first thing in the morning, so you can’t ask for better freshness! By the time you’ve eaten the whole thing, you’ll be filled up with essence and then some— you might even end up pouncing on the lovely lady next to you! Gosh, I’m so sorry— got a little worked up again back there. Anyway, the really incredible thing about all of the Ryuusen manjuu you can get all over the village is that each establishment uses their own spring water, so no two buns have the same flavor! Sampling all the different manjuu at the shops, getting a little sweaty in the shade of a nice tree, and then heading to a hot spring for a nice, relaxing…– doesn’t that sound wonderful? It does, right? I think we’d both like to try some, so let’s go eat! Or rather, I’ve already bought us a set! C’mon, don’t be shy! Open wide, please! Say “aah” ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Litia~ Translation Notes: 1: This probably a reference to "the Festival of Seven Herbs", a Japanese traditional holiday where they eat a rice porridge made from the "seven spring herbs". >Bitter Holstaur Milk Where to Buy: All over Ryuusen Village Price: Inexpensive Speaking of sweating it out as a couple in the hot spring, there’s nothing better for it than this! Tadaaa— it’s holstaur milk! Bitter holstaur milk, to boot! This dream product could only be made possible by the fresh holstaur milk kindly sold to us by the hardworking ranchers in the Holstaur Dairy Cow Association, and the finest, carefully hand-selected mamono realm beans sourced from the Royal Mamono Realm! Alrighty, put your hand on your hip and chug it down! That’s the dragon way1 around here! It’s all perfectly alright; holstaur milk is chock-full of nutritious goodness, but the mana concentration is actually rather low, so it’s safe for humans to drink. Did you know that sometimes it’s even on the market in anti-monster states? This flavor really creates a perfect balance between the bitterness and aroma of mamono realm beans and the mellow, rich taste of holstaur milk. The milk itself has been chilling for a long time too, so it really clears your head after a hot soak! Ooh, but what’s more, there’s a great little bonus too! See, please take a good look at the lid of the bottle. The wooden lid has all kinds of patterns carved onto it, like the flags and emblems of different mamono realm nations! Because each hot spring that sells bitter milk has a different pattern on the lid, collecting milk caps is another one of the joys of a hot spring tour! Look, I’ve even got this special wooden box for my collection! Check it out! Hm? Instead of cooling off, your body’s getting even warmer? That’s only natural— mamono realm beans, when well-roasted and mixed with water, are a powerful aphrodisiac, you know! ♥ If you were to mix it with regular water, it’s so strong that with just a sip it becomes almost impossible to think clearly and you’ll end up attacking your special someone, but luckily, because holstaur milk is so mild and well-rounded in flavor, it neutralizes the effect. It’s a pleasant aphrodisiac, juuust strong enough to make you really start to want that cute monster girl right next to you! So, shall we go work up a sweat again? ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Litia~ Translation Notes: Alright gang, I'm gonna be candid— I have no earthly idea why they called it "bitter milk" when it's clearly coffee milk, a coffee-flavored milk that isn't actually all that bitter at all, which is very popular in Japan. Mamono realm beans are just coffee beans but horny. It's actually kind of funny for me to think of KC and Will going "no, 'coffee' is too modern a word. We need a different name for it." 1: Look at that, another untranslatable pun! 流儀, "ryuugi", means "way (of doing things)"; just like before, they replace 流 with 竜 which is pronounced the same way. Also sub-note, cold milk (especially coffee milk!) after a hot spring is as quintessentially Japanese as drinking beer at a barbeque is American. It shows up all over Japanese media, and yeah, drinking it with a hand on the hip is part of that stereotypical image. Seriously, even Irasutoya has us covered.
<Wikifag uses WALL OF TEXT <It’s super effective! >Anon faints
>>33781 >Item >Scroll Cheaper than a revive at least, but then I don't have an excuse to see Nurse Horsepussy at the anonmon center.
>>33779 >Calling the dragon wife with the dragon flute to tell her to buy eggs on the way back from work.
>>33781 I use the oportunity to reread them. There are always interesting tidbits in the sidebooks.
>>33777 >f a single guy buys an orb like that, you’re gonna look like you’ve hung a big, stupid sign around your neck that says “please attack me!” to the other dragons around here. Look— see how the colorful ones are pretty expensive, but the clear ones are cheap? That’s why there are a lot of adventurers who’ll just buy one out of curiosity, but those guys usually get snatched up by horny monsters within a day, or get worn down into sex by some really intense dragon claiming she’s gonna “protect” him… hell, they might even get pounced on by the shopkeeper! The classic
>>33757 Assert dominance by biting her nipple right the fuck back.
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Good evening gentlemen. I love lolis.
redoing the charasort with a pure heart
>>33786 but she milks from there
>>33796 oh what and because I *don't* she thinks she can just nibble away? heeell no, she's got it all backwards. there's no reason to nibble if there's no milk
You must catch the bouncing myconid in the trampoline park. You have 30 minutes. If you fail, she will Gii at you disappointedly. What is your strategy
>>33798 Head patting a myconid could feel a lot like dribbling a basketball
>>33798 I will stand in one place with my arms spread wide open waiting for a hug. When the myconid hugs me, I will hug her back, thereby catching her. Then we'll go back on the trampolines together and pretend to do sick wuxia flying kicks and leaps while making silly faux-chinese battle cries.
>>33716 I'd rather be the hellhound's scared, anxious human in whatever strange frightening place she's from. I could do with a change of scenery, even if it's Hell.
>>33798 I will lie on my back and maintain an erection.
i only just realised that gaunts dont turn you into their wings, as they already have some when theyre unmarried
Going on a romantic date with your new chesh gf at Greggs
>>33804 They do turn you into their wings, they just have smaller wings when they're single and make them go away once they've got a husband.
>>33804 KC drew an unmarried gaunt once, but I don't have it saved.
>>33801 >the searing flames of hell burn all around you. the heat is overwhelming. the screams of the damned echo through the sulfurous, choking air. you see a chain of what looks to be a hundred emaciated humans, features burned from their faces, trying to shove an oversized boulder up an ever-steepening slope, their toothless mouths howling in pain and misery, clearly having been made to do this ceaseless, impossible task for centuries. some have limbs missing from the effort, but still they must push, lest the skinless overseer behind them feed them to a gargantuan, bulbous pig, its wrinkled layers of flesh the pale white of a creature who's never seen the sun, its maw stained the black of dried blood. it squeals, giddy, as one of the figures falls in its pointless duty and is dragged by the ankle towards the pig by the overseer. as he's being hauled to the beast, his empty sockets lock onto your eyes and he reaches a pleading hand to you for assistance you cannot give, before being ground into paste by the pig's dull teeth, his gurgling slowly fading before terrible silence reigns >your hellhound gingerly pokes your cheek, snapping you out of your horror-struck reverie >"what's wrong anon? aren't you going to eat your ice cream?" yeah I know MGE hell isn't like that
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>>33805 Fresh out of rapebakes im afraid lad.
>>33809 I feel like they'd be happy to provide
>>33808 Anon, she's from Nebraska. Please apologize for this post.
>>33812 huh. here I was only familiar with hell, michigan
>>33813 Only the locals are allowed to refer to Detroit that way. Are you breaking social rules for fun?
>>33796 Waiter, waiter! My meat is too succulent and the milk is too fresh!
>>33776 >"So what exactly are you defending Dragonia from? I mean I can't imagine many people trying to conquer an entire country full of dragons." <"Mostly malefs. They have their own dark dragon kingdom with dark dragon knights and everything."
>>33807 KC should have provided a complementary pic of every abyssal in their unmarried state.
>>33817 wouldn't it just be the order
>>33819 Nah, they are too dorky to be taken seriously.
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>>33818 The only ones that really change are Wendigo and Nightgaunt, though? Just about the only time I remember him doing an unmarried Gaunt is for one of the Gaira volumes.
>>33821 >Just about the only time I remember him doing an unmarried Gaunt is for one of the Gaira volumes. That's the one I was thinking of, yeah.
>>33821 The Nacho Lady is actually married in her profile pic--her husband is givin' her the bidness.
>>33817 Kept around for probably about the same reason as why Sparta kept the agoge even after they were absorbed into rome TRADITION!
>>33819 From the Order's perspective any dragon is a threat of the highest level. Even they're not dumb enough to raid a city where every random person on the street is a final boss level enemy.
Are there any write ups on the societal consequences would actually be of the portals opening up in our world? Like how would men at large react to being the ones chased, and eventually coming to learn their wives will be absolutely loyal to them, etc? And the fact that mamono give little credence to looks, wealth, height, etc? Especially given the stark absence of such in our current reality. would women from our world (that don't get monsterized) react? What happens to lesbians? Gay men? I kind of want to read an autistic worlbuilding analysis of this and also schadenfreude stories about angry modern earth women reeing about mamono
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>>33827 >What happens to lesbians? If they don't monsterize, nothing. If they do, they go find a man to dick them both together. In very rare cases one of them can reverse alp. >Gay men? You already know.
>>33827 in terms of gender stuff, I imagine a mixture of "I don't want to be a race traitor" and global thought policing keeps probably the majority of men interested in human women. h*man women either cry and scream and shit and piss and moan about everything to a point where monsterfucking is completely illegalized or for the first time in human history accept accountability and become better (that's a joke) unless the mamono invasion is actually immediately forceful and an actual invasion, I don't see it actually going over all that well. exchange will get sanctioned to bits. portal taxes, Human Conversation Efforts, 10 times as many women's rights movements even though men are the ones being raped. different countries having different values and leading to even more world-scale conflict in spite of even the most peacefully-intentioned joining of the mamono realm. the mamono realm as another source of workers and resources. multibillionaires being the only ones "allowed" (capable of paying) to freely travel between realms. moneyhavers WILL find a way to ruin everything no matter what, unless the mamono lord just comes over guns blazing and gets the globe to kowtow. and even then there'll be pockets of absolute resistance. while it would be nice to finally have a mamono wife I'd really really caution any mamono lords reading this post against a full always-on portal-based realm joining. screen for people to microportal into the monsterverse instead, I am begging you, there's too much terrible shit over here. full portals would be opening a 666 demon bag (none of these particular demons are good) and it'd almost certainly just result in mass death, destitution, devolution and destruction
>>33829 See, the issue is that having the powers of a demigod and magic of an archwizard are going to be inherently restricted to people who are good. A couple incubi separated from their wives could probably overthrow any corporacratic government if they truly cared to. And women who's only tactic is to whine can be safely ignored Violence is the ultimate authority from which all other authority is derived and while modern military-industrial hardware could probably fuck up a true armies on the march invasion they are still powerless against an asymmetric insurgency even before magic.
>>33827 FAT BOOTIED DEEMS STEP ON ME PLEASE
>>33827 Better question is who cares? Gays become alps and lesbians just exist.
>>33830 just because bullet fire and teargas won't kill a wurm doesn't mean she should be shot at and teargassed, and any defense she mounts is still going to cause injury or death. I don't wanna see the monstergirl portal staging ground nuked out of desperation or monstergirl pioneer settlements firebombed, and I'm skeptical that world leaders can just be defanged. yeah sure mamono can just magic their way to victory but it's still going to end in bloodshed no matter what, it'd just be a matter of minimizing it. there's no preventing it they could try the multiple simultaneous deep strikes thing and try and neutralize all the major command centers from within but that would take a level of precision I'm doubtful is possible even at a one-country level, just think. you look at the internet and see "WIGHTS IN THE WHITE HOUSE: It Sure Ain't Kamala! The First Female POTUS Isn't Even Human!" articles everywhere and there's a long video stating calmly that in order to join the demon realm to ours a certain level of cooperation is necessary, sex and happiness await if you just keep calm and comply. hell yeah I'm down but the vast majority of people are going to immediately be up in arms. people are already frothing at the mouth for something new to be wrong and mad about. the quiet political takeover solution is immediate mass hysteria. the violent solution is a war between worlds we have no chance of winning and no chance of surrendering. the "we come in peace" solution will result in a decade of sanctionsmongering, political talks, red tape and bullshit before anything happens, those portals would be locked down in an impassable perimeter within hours unless the mamono actually pick a fight over it and that just loops back around to bloodshed, even if it's just an overwhelming show of force. and that won't stop crazies from building communities of monster haters and becoming petty warlords and causing problems for people everywhere the most amenable and mana-economic solution is to just start getting individual wanters into the mamono realm
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>>33834 what changes?
>>33835 We have to pretend they're not dorks.
>>33836 if it's only lims I can do that but if it's dhampirs manticores malefs and wurms too, I'm going to rebel
>>33837 HEY, Wurms are NOT dorks--they're fucking awesome.
>>33838 what makes you think you can't be cool AND a dork? dhampirs for example ARE cool they're just also just huge dorkable dorks. the only one of those that isn't cool as all is manticores who are just dorks all the way to the mantiCORE of their being
>>33833 I think there's a really narrow band in which I'd be fine with all the fighting and craziness--if it's all talked about in terms of heroic monsters protecting humanity from it's most xenophobic impulses. Like, Miss Wurm just uses her body to protect some weaker mamono from small arms fire, and sniggers because it tickles. Then the cops try to arrest her and she's all like, "I AM SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE, YOU HUSSIES!"
>>33835 The following changes are now in effect from MGE patch number 664: Lims are to be loved They are not to be called dorks or any derivation from such They now require you to purchase a .00001 percent share in the stock: Extra-Horny Demon Silver productions They are at your door They are in your walls Do not hide, do not resist.
>>33834 sorry, but the rights to my posts belong solely to Inari Corp LLC... i should never had stepped foot in that casino.
>>33841 I do not consent to this dorky-ass oppression, this is an outrage, and I WILL be heard by mofuplex. your tyranny will not last
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>>33843 >dorky-ass YOU RANG?
>>33843 It's fine anon. I've set up a device in my house that will cause psychic horny damage to all Lilims in our two worlds and cause them to all home in on my exact location. That'll distract them while I get through my carefully constructed underground tun-
>>33833 >doesn't mean she should be shot at and teargassed She shouldn't, war is a men's job even when the woman is stronger. They shouldn't bear all those burdens. >the violent solution is a war between worlds No, the violent solution is revolution and insurgency but one side is literally magic. People are rabid right now because life is shit in totally unique ways and 90% of leadership is evil, anyone genuinely promising to this disenfranchised masses a future they can perceive as positive will get more than enough backing to overthrow a government. It only takes 10% of the population. Even if the ruling class goes complete mask off trying to nuke the threat to their power structure do you expect the 17-22 year olds that fill up every military to listen to the shithead col. they hate over the guy riding a dragon-wife saying >give that lamia a shot, get full body hugged every night but still respected as a man in the day
>>33846 OK, but hear me out: dragons are dorks.
>>33847 you can't just go around calling every monstergirl a dork or you're going to attract a gaggle of pyrow bullies that dork you into smitheroons don't ask me how I know this
>>33848 It's not EVERY monstergirl. I just defended wurms above as being awesome, because they are.
IF SHE BREATHE SHE'S A DORK
>>33827 Yeah and that's why I wanted portals to be more personal and invite only. Normies are not allowed in.
>>33851 Miss Lich doesn't breathe so she's not a dork!
>>33829 The other solution would be to just monsterize every single nation in existence forcefully. It takes less politicking and is probably easier to do than with the Order because our world isn't familiar with how mamono mana works. If the lims come and hit us fast, they could stop the chaos that would normally unfold when two worlds meet. The downside (or perhaps upside) is that the world will be a very different place.
>>33856 monsterized human women are still 50% human women no thanks!!!
>>33857 It's fine, they're for the normies who are already married or engaged to h*man women
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>>33748 So out of scientific curiosity, how big would tiddies have to be to weigh that much?
>>33857 Wouldn't the conversion make them mamono though, with all that entails
>>33860 Yes, but you know how some people are.
>>33859 Her stomach looks so fucking weird
*Sigh* People here are still on the whole "portals need to be for special people like me only". Some of you would would withhold happiness from all of humanity just to be in a special group. I'll never stop reminding you retards that mamono have to deal with even worse garbage over there and Druella sure as hell isn't going to stop herself from bombing earth with 500 MOADM (mother of all dark matters) just because you are a wimpy misanthrope.
>>33863 uh huh sure, go bait in jp retard
>>33865 Nah he's right
>>33865 What part of my post is bait?
>>33859 To extrapolate from real loife Hitomi tanaka said her tits, together, weighed 7kg back in 2015 and her cup size in late 2014 was 32K and those were far smaller than what's in your image
>>33857 >>33863 Yeah I agree with this. I want everyone to be happy and ultimately be better people. We call them monster girls yes, but part of the gag is that they're not actually evil - they can and do inspire their husbands to be better than they used to be. If the portals open, they open for everyone.
Do you think anyone can ever fix Druella She's the only mamono I'd actively say has something wrong with her.
>>33856 There's an idea. It's not something we'd immediately understand, either. After watching the spread of something else we should have known better about there's definite merit to the concept, given enough lims and dark matters to kick things off. >>33857 At worst, this is a problem for one generation. you can snag """one of the good ones"" or a genuine monster once it's safe for those to come through.
>>33871 Druella did nothing wrong.
>>33863 Normies deserve no happiness. They can never understand why monster girls are better.
>>33873 Is what i'd say on opposite day!
>>33875 If i was not following opposite day!
i hope you guys have been doing well, i'm reading from a 12 day backlog and have been trapped in the past unable to communicate please leave me a monster to look forward to! here is a gnome as a token of my goodwill. she heard you saying such things as "fuck the world" and "fuck this gay earth" and has been investigating your intentions.
>>33877 I would fuck this earth
>>33877 Why the small hammer?
>>33874 a mindflayer is going to have fun fixing your blackpilled ass
>>33879 Rock is shaped with hammers and chisels
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>>33877 Instructions unclear, here's a free bucket
>>33881 Where chisel, and wouldn't you need a bit of a bigger hammer?
>>33873 Yet The entire point of her is that she's fundamentally misunderstood what the Demon Lord actually wants though Because she's ever so slightly insane and not in the fun Mad Hatter way We are repeatedly shown her sisters know this and work to calm the worst of her tendencies
Mamono with the widest thrussy?
>>33884 >The entire point of her is that she's fundamentally misunderstood what the Demon Lord actually wants though End result is the same though, and by waiting you are allowing people to suffer and die
>>33884 She's the only sane enough to understand what it takes to make the world a better place. The rest of her sisters are too busy with their silly games. Druella cares.
>>33873 >>33874 I would not doom my fellow man to misery simply because they could not see what I did. It is my duty to uplift them. I get that a part of the appeal of mamono is that you will just get one suited to you eventually. But that just makes me want to be better, to be someone worthy of this woman who chooses to give me her undivided love and loyalty. And that means showing compassion to the ignorant.
>>33883 objectively speaking compared to the human parts of her body and not the hugeness of her hand that's still a pretty damned big heavy hammer, it just looks very small in her huge hands a smaller hammer is easier to control and for fine work you neither need nor want a huge smasher you want a tapper
>>33888 It's hard to take you seriously with that reddit spacing.
>>33872 >At worst, this is a problem for one generation. That's a good point. What defines a human in a post portal world would be how much of their lives was spent living as a bitter human. A girl born from an ex human would still be 100% monster since she would be monster for her entire life.
>>33891 Anon, they are all 100% monsters. The point of monsterization is the complete and utter change from human to monster. Go read Fallen Maidens and you'll see what i mean. Some of you completely ignore canon.
>>33892 But we're talking about something more philosophical here. Ever heard of the Ship of Theseus? At what point does a person stop being a human? Is it really just as simple as "just get turned into a monster and you lose all your humanity"? Humanity isn't just about the current body and mind. It's a lifestyle that spans across time.
>>33890 >use proper grammatical construction and writing flow since I paid attention in school >"reddit spacing" Iz dis wae of riting eezier 4 u, u colossal retard
>>33893 >But we're talking about something more philosophical here Not really, no. It's just you trying to ignore canon to make a bigger deal of it than it actually is
>>33830 Once they understand that they can't kill mamonos, they will kill us and take humanity hostage. >Dear demon, give me all this ressources or I slaughter all this men
>>33858 And what if one of them rape you?
>>33896 >giving undead factions free hubbies and zombies nice
>>33893 >At what point At the point they turn into a monster(duh) >Is it really just as simple Yes. >>33894 Anon, it's the unnecessary space you put after each paragraph. It interrupts the reading flow.
>>33898 Can you raise a hubby from ash? We already incinerate body and mix them with the ash of everyone else so... Anyway, even if it leads to a massive war, portal needs to open for everyone.
>>33890 >>33896 I also think a lot of people are forgetting that mamono magic is often just high tier reality warping. We lose, militarily speaking. Hostage situation? "Go ahead. We'll just bring them back to life after"
>>33899 NTA but I will still not take a monsterized women or even one who have monsterized ancestry for 4 generations.
>>33900 I genuinely think if the portals actually opened it'll last a few months at best before Earth military loses
>>33895 I'm not ignoring canon though? Just asking what people's thoughts are. I see you're more into duck typing then. >>33888 Well I'm sure you'd make a good partner for a Cupid. I'm still going with the Demon faction at best. Sure I'd like for them to dedicate their efforts in monsterizing our ignorant world, but if that's more trouble than worth, I'd rather them just get the more willing ones first, then they can plan to take over this world in the distant future. Monsters live long lives after all. >>33899 Well if that's how you would prefer, then that's fine by me. I'd still take one that was born a monster. >>33896 >>33898 Honestly, pretty realistic scenario, but imagine the looks of these terrorist groups who are strictly anti monster realize that they're actually giving their opposition free husbands. Serves those people right.
>>33902 You'll never notice the difference. Not that it matters in the grand scheme of things.
>>33902 I don't get you, anon. A mamono is a mamono regardless of origin. They work the same. Unless you're angling for a high elf wife, with the whole prestigious bloodline thing
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>>33901 Provoking the one with hostage would lead to gruesome but non lethal suffering for said hostages. This is not a good start for koturday.
>>33879 Its a gnome so she's a cobbler small hammer for shoes
>>33905 >>33906 >with the whole prestigious bloodline thing I guess there's the answer then? It hits different man.
>>33886 And by forcing it you destroy the soul of humanity
>>33907 Mamono have ways of infiltrating and calming down the situation.
>>33908 Cobble up deez nutz lmao.
>>33905 It matters too me. >>33906 I'm petty and I don't forget.
>>33913 Hope Eros can fix the hatred in your heart.
>>33911 Hope so but if needed I'm ok with dying for total portal opening
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>>33910 >soul of humanity lol lmao even
>>33914 They're nothing to fix, my wants won't hurt anyone and I can just wait.
>Almost at post limit already. Man this thread has gone by fast.
>>33900 yes, men can become ghosts too, and get with undead that way.
>>33897 Well I sure hope not. When the portals open I'm running straight into it and slam right into a Lim's bosom.
>>33920 I want a Lilim, but I also want an Ochimusha, but I also like Dhampirs and Salamanders ... choice paralysis A hybrid would mean I at least get 2 in one
>>33895 Whenever we have this conversation I always get the impression that more than being about whether or not monsterized human women are "real" monsters, people who wouldn't take one are interested in forgiveness. Becoming a monster will make a lass stop being awful, but that doesn't make past deeds go away and, being where we are, the assumption sometimes seems to be that everyone without a penis is or has been trash in a way that shouldn't be excused just because they're reawwy sowwy now. It's related to the ideas above that normalfags don't deserve happiness. I think the stance makes sense to a point. Monsters forgive, but I am not a monster, after all. I just take issue with applying the sentiment to literally every human woman, regardless of how reasonable or upstanding they might have been.
>>33873 True. To be honest, it's surprising how the main reason that most mamono join the army is pretty much to just get a husband, and not to protect themselves from getting genocided/revert back to evil monsters. Though I guess being incredibly strong and almost invincible makes them not worry about it.
>>33922 > but that doesn't make past deeds go away I really hate how some of you talk about women like they are warcriminals, when the only crime being mentioned here is being a woman. Don't expect monsters to agree with that stance, or even care about your forced purity testing.
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>>33922 The conversation is only ever pushed by shitposters and the like trying to moralize monsterisation. "But she was bad in the past!" doesnt make sense when muh ancient evil is such a popular talking point. Cant have it both ways.
>>33922 >whether or not monsterized human women are "real" monsters Which is fucking retarded and proves that some anons only claim to follow the setting. The core aspect of MGE is human women getting "corrupted" into mamono and is one of the things that distinguish it from other settings. If you are so repulsed by monsterized women then they won't force themselves on you because that's just not how it fucking works, they want a happy soulmate to spend eternity with. Same shit with the blackpill stupidity. Mamono don't give a shit about your hatred for normalfags, everyone gets a happy end, except maybe for the most irredeemable evil scum.
>>33924 >>33925 If you don't mind taking a monsterized one, take it. Where's the problem?
>>33927 >Where's the problem? You making a scene about them because this isnt anything to discuss in the first place. FYI, almost all of the named characters in MGE (and a lot of the unnamed one-offs) are monsterised humans. And by definition, all incubi are "former" humans. Deal with that cognitive dissonance on your own
>>33929 >You making a scene about them because this isnt anything to discuss in the first place. I agree, we shouldn't have this discussion, it's retarded. I know and I don't care, I have my preferences and don't want a former human. it would be better for both anyway. It's a total non issue and I still don't understand where is the problem or why are we speaking about that instead of mamonos.
>>33930 >I know and I don't care If that's true, why do you feel the need to write entire walls of text about it unprompted? Why are you still dragging this "discussion" out? See what I mean about shitposters now?
>>33931 I wasn't the original poster. I just answered when I thought it was ok. We can move on if you want now.
>>33923 It also helps that current monsters are pacifists. Hypothetically, assume we have a hero who could topple the the current DL by strength alone. The moment he'd see an actual monster is the moment he realizes his quest was faulty, because there's just no reason to attack innocent and diplomatic people who are aiming for world peace. The hero would have to be one heck of a sick bastard to continue, and if such a "hero" were to exist, there's no chance he'd be siding with the Order and take the quest in the first place. He'd have no allies, and chances are both the monsters and the Order would help each other to get rid of a common threat. Basically, there's just no reason for an Order aligned individual to continue fighting the monsters in this age because it directly contradicts their ideology. They're doomed to fail. >>33926 >except maybe for the most irredeemable evil scum This is contrary to what you said. Then at what point is someone irredeemable then? I'm team private portals myself, and that's still my preference. I like isekai scenarios more and I suspect other people may feel the same for many other reasons than just "fuck this world". While I joke about hating h*man women, I can understand there can be exceptions to this of course. >>33929 No one is trying to make a scene of anything? Let people have their non ex human monsters, and you can have your ex human monsters. We're just talking about people's preferences. It doesn't have to make sense.
>>33924 I intentionally didn't mention any inexcusable things because I was speaking in generalities on an opinion i don't necessarily agree with. Some people do act like just being a human woman is enough to be irredeemable and I don't have access to my armchair or bathrobe so I won't try to unpack that, but think about it. In the extreme case is there really nothing a person might do that would make you want to avoid associating with them no matter what? Even if they changed their ways after? A monster probably wouldn't do that thing, but there's no such safety net with humans. The setting will stop you personally from hooking up with that person, but wanting perceived justice for them anyway is also pretty human.
>>33935 This is why I keep pushing to put Ushi blood in the local water supply. Also in my bed. In the form of Miss Ushi.
>>33935 >there's just no reason for an Order aligned individual to continue fighting the monsters in this age because it directly contradicts their ideology. It doesn't. Their ideology is doing whatever the chief goddess tells them to do, and the chief goddess hates monsters, which is why lescatie was how it was. You should, like, read the source material, or something. >This is contrary to what you said. Then at what point is someone irredeemable then? NTA, but it's described exactly as said. MOnsters will avoid anyone irredimable, meaning, anyone who wouldn't change no matter what. And about portals, there is no preference. Don't go around foolong yourself and telling other people that monsters would open portals for a select few when their overarching view has always been to convert all of humanity.Again, you should, like, read the source material, or something. >ex-human monsters Wait until anon finds out his wife was a male monster that killed and ate an entire village.
>>33935 >Then at what point is someone irredeemable then? Fuck if I know, it's probably up to the one prison warden Lim that's said to be in charge of the prison/rehabilitation center for those worst ones. Or whatever judicial system mamono would implement. The point is that they wouldn't look at this world and go >wow those people suck, we'll just grab mr. blackpill anon and head back it goes against general complete. global. monsterization theme of MGE
>>33907 Just threatening a malef's mate results in her turning the whole kingdom the dude comes from into a demon realm. They not only have some solid high B-tier magic bullshit but many of them enough mischief and malice in their system to offer a more than proportionate response for unnecessarily causing suffering. The lower echelons will get love bombed and the higher will get their bloodlines snuffed by the spiteful men who don't have a lover yet. >>33916 Yes, the soul. The indeterminate thing of mankind that drove us to the most beautiful peaks of both nature and civilization. The thing that strove to create the best possible life for as many people as possible for the sheer fact that its the right thing to do. I highly doubt the woman who rewrote all of reality and personally convinced the most powerful, self-determined, and arrogant things in her world to her side purely out of her love of humanity would much approve of her daughter crushing what pride and dignity some men have out of the idea that the ends justify the means. >>33912 GAHT EEEEM
>>33940 >Wait until anon finds out his wife was a male monster that killed and ate an entire village How long ago did Lilith ascend to power? Because even if its just a hundred years that's still long enough that most monsters who would plague towns have died of natural causes while their children were born with succubus mana that would steer them away from that.
>>33943 A lot of monsters are long lived, and there is always undead, who are also former humans by the way. You probably don't like them for that reason.
>>33942 >The thing that strove to create the best possible life for as many people as possible for the sheer fact that its the right thing to do That's exactly what Druella did and is still doing. In fact, trying to argue she's bad for doing so and her mom should stop her because of your pride and dignity or some shit just paints you as a vile narcissist who'd rather people languish in a corrupt poverty-striken theocratic shithole like Lescatie used to be because you think it' sonly right.
>>33943 That's assuming that every monster's lifespan is equivalent to a human. An orc or goblin horde? Sure, but I doubt a demon or dragon will die in a century.

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