!!

>>41024 Anubises make you feel your cover is blown.

!! !!

>>41026 What a master of stealth...

feeling under the weather, need large dog to smother my sickness

>>41025 I'm lactose intolerant but I would drink anyway

are harpies ok with their husbands frying up and eating their eggs? note that the response here may completely reform my thoughts on bird mamono

>>41032 no sense in wasting unfertilized eggs jam packed with 150% your daily value of mamano mana

>>41032 Yeah, they don't mind if you eat the unfertilized eggs.

>>41031 Miss Hatter's milk is vegan!

>>41032 They either get eaten or trashed, may as well eat them. She herself might enjoy the shells. Apparently it's pretty easy to tell when they've been fertilized so no danger there, either.

>>41033 >>41034 >>41037 alright bird wife is on the menu now now if only there was some way to extract bacon from orcs...

>>22339 Threadly reminder that we have an active CYOA in the catalog. It was just updated a few moments ago.

>>41038 After some thinking, i think i have a solution. What if there were snake skin shedding potions, and you could give them to your pork wife to have her shed her belly skin and get bacon? Something like that.

>>41041 if such things exist then great obviously I can get an orange tree dryad for fresh squeezed orange juice, but I don't think there's a mamono that naturally produces bread or wheat to make bread with still, 3 out of 4 probably qualifies for me getting to say "I eat mamono for breakfast"

>>41043 There's probably some alraune mamono out there who able to do that. Worst case scenario you just find a mamono who sells it. Maybe corn? Maybe you could BUY CORN?

>>41043 huge boobs milling wheat into flour with paizuri motions is that a thing?

>>41045 Normally? No. But on Barack Obama? YES.

>>41043 >that naturally produces bread or wheat to make bread with Something something wheat alraune that has wheat hair and you can harvest it when it gets blonde and then she has a cute bob cut.

>Buying gear from nuki >"Whatever that quest of yours is paying, I'll triple it if you let me use your face as a cushion until I close shop."

>>41048 no thank you ma'am, I am questing to become stronger and cushions don't become stronger

>>41048 She wouldn't even have to pay me.

Hebis are great moms!

The arachne says she keeps the bad bugs away, the beelzebub says there are no bad bugs. Who's lying?

>>41048 There is no way that offer is real. There has to be some kind of catch to it, she'll probably sit on my face until i pass out and then rob me blind while i'm out and run away because she registered the shop under a fake name.

and in the darkest night, even when you can't find a flashlight that isn't, like out of batteries or something, good always prevails over evil

>>41054 Cupids glow in the dark.

>>41052 I don't know about that beelzebub, but mosquitoes are bad bugs for sure. >>41055 I don't have a car.

>>41049 Surely she could persuade you with some endurance training then? Don't underestimate her. Danukis are like keckleons from mystery dungeon, and if you don't want a scare then don't look at her level whatever you do. >>41050 Some danukis are greedy, but others enjoy spoiling anons. >>41053 No catch at all. Well, 'close shop' is pretty ambiguous. And I suppose she might use your dazed state to her advantage if she wants any more deals out of you.And you might get addicted to nuki butt. That's all part of the risk.

>>41055 Cupids are in the CIA?

>>41058 It's actually the CLA( Central Love Agency)

>>41060 And that's just a front for the real work in CLIT (Central Love Intelligence Taskforce)

>>41057 So you mean to tell me all the terms and conditions of the trade are laid bare and said in plain english instead of being obfuscated by a bunch of legalese? Next you'll tell me Danuki shops in MGC include tax in the price before.

i want my mindflayer wife to handle me like a ragdoll

>>41065 Take good care of you and hug you at night?

>>41065 as a squid or a human?

>>41065 Anon right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOayQ_sN62M

>>41064 >include tax in the price before. silly anon, MGC doesn't have VAT, they use LVT

There's no combination more powerful than little girl adventurers and micro bikini.

>>41071 >the real reason rent is so cheap

>>41072 she's gonna wear the +10 robes I just spent the last month crafting and she'll like it

>>41075 >crafting high level robes somehow turns out into a slutty high fantasy elf -style dress that shows far more skin than it covers The rumors about armor for girls getting skimpier the higher level it is were true

>>41075 Stacking equipment in the same slot is a bad idea. The second robe already incurres a 50% penalty on all the stats it provides, and any robe after that doesn't give any more stats due to magical interference between them. Instead if applies a penalty on agility and dexterity.

Someone in the previous thread was talking about how wurms are honorary bugs because they can tunnel for ant colonies like no one's business and that made me think of what other monsters would be declared an honorary member of a different species. For example, Greenworm is an honorary ghoul because she can deepthroat eggplants and daikon radishes without even a single cough or pause. Papillon is also an honorary ghoul despite losing some throating capability during her evolution, but that's because her tonguework and suction is masterclass.

>>41075 Considering how monster equipment works I bet the most powerful endgame armor is just a thong and nipple pasties

>>41079 >Anon shows up to battle Deonora >He is wearing a thong and nipple pasties

>>41080 High level male equipment is cool armors and cloaks and glowing pauldrons

>>41081 glowing pauldrons fuckin SUCK and I won't marry a mamono that wants me to wear them

>>41052 Both of them. There are bad bugs and the spider can't keep the bad bugs away and stand next to you at the same time because she is a bad bug. Checkmate, bugtheists.

>>41081 Nope, mamono ladies like a little SAUSAGE with their battles, if you know what I mean.

>>41083 Yes, Miss Spider is a very bad bug. Sooooo bad~! She needs a brave strong Anon like you to put her in her place. All the way down in her spider hole~~~~...

>>41081 Is it too much to ask for some decent stats while dressed like a male prostitute?

>>41084 get her an ogreggs

>>41083 >bugtheists. I didn't know that was a religion that existed, but i'm converting right now.

>>41088 Have you accepted Miss Greenworm as your Lord and Savior?

>>41089 As a fellow multilegged arthropod, she's sure to be worshipped alongside my myriapod goddess.

>>41088 Bug angles, imagine that. Must be some big wings.

You know, I was thinking today at work that if I came inside a monster as often as I jack off thinking about them I could solve the declining monster population. For example, imagine living as part of a horde of P'orcs, Trolls and Goblins taking turns getting inseminated each time I want to pull one out that would be like 12 or more inseminations per day, even with a low pregnancy rate I know that at least in 9 months a quarter of the horde can be replenished.

>>41091 Four of them. Bug God's valkyries are dragonflies.

>>41091 Acute bug angle

>>41093 That's so fuckin' cool. Dragonflies are great.

>>41093 imagine the mid-air sex imagine the mid-air aftercare

>>41092 >I know that at least in 9 months a quarter of the horde can be replenished. Imagine a MGE Total War game with that replenishment mechanism

>>41086 Depends if you think Conan the Barbarian looks like a male prostitute.

>>41096 Sex with bugs is NEVER mid.

>>41079 >you're exploring some ruins with your loli Salamander companion >she skips up to you excitedly >"Hey Anon look at this armor that was in that really cool treasure chest, it feels powerful, I can't wait to try it on!" >you look down at what she's holding >it's just three jeweled heart pasties resting on her open palm

>>41099 <"You vill eat out ze bugs, and you vill like it!"

She can't be your angle, but she definitely can be your devil.

>>41102 god I want to be held by their creepy hands.

>>41101 Well, yeah. That's the plan.

Why can't spiders code? Because their code is a buggy mess.

>>41105 They can't code because they're web developers. HEeeeeyyyyy-ooooooooh!

I'm sure Miss Ushi would be typing an angry response right now, if she could use a keyboard with those big meaty claws.

>>41107 Miss Ushi is a SCRUB.

>>41107 Ushis are more of a hands on type of mamono. She would tell you herself, face to face, one to one.

>>41109 >"Anon, I am a SCRUB." "What?" >Miss Ushi blushes

>>41110 No mamono deserves to feel like that.

>>41079 Highest level of armor rate

>>41111 Look, I'm a bratty sub and if you can't get behind me on this then I've got to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

pronouncing ms raiju's butt complete

>>41114 She is cute! I like the scary liquid lightning. THE CAT IS GONE. THERE WAS A GLORIOUS CAT!

>>41115 caturday is canceled. today is actually weasel wednesday

>>41114 Giving thunderCLAP a whole new meaning.

>>41114 good thing i remembered my PPE

>>41116 Please do not joke about me losing half a weekend.

beastgirls in heat

>>41119 it can still be weasel wednesday on a saturday night

>>41122 Explain.

>>41123 days of the week are a social construct thus they are a state of mind with alcohol, you can go anywhen you want, he said to himself out loud it's 2025, don't be a bigot. a saturday can be a wednesday

>>41121 Lolibabas in heat

>>41125 Robert DeNiro's in Heat.

>>41114 time to bust out the rubber boots and get grounded.

>>41121 Is it bad that I'd enjoy working a beastgirl into a state like this so we can ravishing each other?

>>41125 deserves to be bred by a shotajiji all year long

>>41128 No, you have no choice but to take responsibility anyway.

>>41126 >Robert DeNiro's I'm disappointed in you. I thought you would know better than to add an apostrophe to the plural of a name. The correct form is Robert DeNiros.

Yesterday was Koturday, today is Nunday.

>>41114 Raiju's reputation was severely harmed by that one guy memeing them into some kind of le heckin' wholesome PG-13 headpat sluts, world needs to be reminded that Raiju is the 'oomrat with one hand permanently glazed in her juices

>>41133 Everyone is a smut for headpats

>>41133 she can be both a headpatting MACHINE and a masturbation addict at the same time

Wrong. Today is Sunday. The day we remind those silly pharaohs of our victory over the sun, and our victory over them. Today we remind them of their position, not as a ruler, but as an lusty exotic dancer.

>>41132 >Cow dark priest Holy milkers, Batnun!

>>41138 >right hand stealthily rubbing her pussy from the back

>>41136 Apophis are the right ruler of the sand >>41138 Zap weasel is too lewd

zap weasel is not too lewd enough! she should be more lewd! with me!

>>41139 How stealthy is it really when she crackles every time she finds a good spot?

into the housekeeping fray on another sunday. i hope i find The Whole, Entire Abyss, filled with abyssals in one of the rooms.

>>41145 with enough grind you will attract the strongest eldritch horrors, gambatte anon

>>41146 Ah yes, the two strongest eldritch horrors: Goop maid and white girl deer.

>>41148 Sorry mate, nothing else on my hardrive

>>41149 Say it with me anon: The internet is for...?

>>41146 i hope they eldrtich horrors are strong, power is very attractive as long as its not just because theyre rich

>>41151 On the other hand, imagine rich ojou-sama Flayer "coercing" you into being her butler by offering huge ammounts of money, but you constantly get olested by her tentacles while you work.

>>41145 >eldritch horror from beyond is... fighting over a bag of McSlop with a regular ass seagull Now THIS is an insanity inducing vision

>>41027 >fug a pup into chubnubis >!!! !!!

>>41152 id rather her coerce me emotionally and promise comfort, something about there being money involved really puts me off. plus, im very sorry, but i dont like the oh-ho-ho ojou-sama laugh. i would like to be olested while i try to work though, as long as ive not got dirty hands

>>41150 i would ordinarily encourage everyone to download as many abyssal images as they can, i wouldnt expect someone to download more just to reply to my abyss-tainted self

>Honey Bee gets fat >says she's actually a Bumblebee

>>41157 Sweet little bumblebee I know what you want from me (it's the D)

I want to grab the tail, push my fingers through the fur, and run my fingers along it all the way to the tip. Repeatedly.

>>41155 Coerce was an exaggeration, it was more meant as an enticing offer made almost impossible to reject because she'd be giving you so much money. But if her fortune is not what would convince you, there are many other ways for her to tempt you into the dark side. She can read your thoughts, and she can tell what you need, what you most want. She'll gently embrace you and provide you with that feeling of safety and comfort you so desire, and then raise your head from her busom to meet her eyes, and ask you with a sweet, almost hypnotizing voice if you would work for her. All your basic needs met, the only thing she asks in exchange is for you to keep company to her lonely soul. Would you accept?

>>41159 Same

>>41160 yeah id accept id be stupid not to, its all ive wanted

>>41145 i have so many fucking rooms to do. why do they allow one night stays still. need her to just put me to sleep for a long time and hold me close till human civilisation is gone and i can wake up in an abyssal kingdom beyond my comprehension and be happy in my blissful befuddlement. no more work, just squid and cuddles

>>41150 Porn?

>>41166 NO! It's for accessing information you don't have locally on your PC. Mamono would never use the internet fur such vulgar purposes.

Dead hours on a sunday...

RISE. Also I really want an atlach jumping spider with tits bigger than my head and thighs wider than both of mine to pounce on me from the shadows and make me her pet rapespider

>>41169 Second pic Nacha needs to lay off those nachos, she's getting FAT

>>41170 please dont be mean shes beautiful

>>41171 >Anon in his spider form barely able to handle his wife's THICCness.

>>41172 Kek, now I'm imagining the hulking rapespider buckling under the weight of his thicc nacho going >hrrrrr khrrrrrr or whatever ungodly sounds it can make. Then when he goes back to human form, he struggles to figure out how to tell his wife she needs to lose some kilograms without pissing her off.

>>41173 Wrong. What he needs to do is to get STRONGER. Queue eldritch spider form lifting massive weights with his tentacles, running with a band around his head, and squatting with all of his eight legs while lifting his heavy wife who is absolutely delighted to be thrown around like a sack of sand.

>>41172 i mean i could technically be on top

i think liking all the abyssals but also not having a dominant bone in my body is kind of unfair. shogs and flayers i could satisfy, probably a night gaunt, but a nacha? not sure if id be right for them. i like venom yeah but i dont like the idea of forcing myself on someone even if they secretly want it. also dont like being in control.

>>41176 At the Nacho meetup: >Did you hear about her husband. >Yeah, they say he can't even lift and carryfuck her right. >Just look at her, poor thing hasn't had a proper spider breeding ever since she put on those pounds. >Yeah, and they even had to buy a bed. >Oh. My. God. Afterwards, when Mrs Anon comes back home from the Nacho meeting. <You good for nothing! Lazy bastard sitting around at home! <Your tentacles are weak. Your Legs are weak. YOU. ARE. WEAK! AND SO IS YOUR CUM! The verbal abuse continued until anon got spider/fit/.

>>41177 In the words of Emperor Palpatine: >"Use your aggressive feelings boy! Let the hate flow through you!"

>>41179 but thats mean, theres literally nothing appealing about being the aggressive one. i like the idea of flirting with them, but physical aggression is a major turn off (unless shes the one doing it, in which case it is a major turn on). i also just despise the idea of being buff, it doesnt sit right with me. aggression and strength should be reserved for people i dont like, not people i love

>>41181 If you really hate it that much, a regular nacho at least might not necessarily be for you. You are supposed to eventually turn the tables on them at some point. If you are completely unable to take the initiative and shut your badmouthing wife by shoving at least one tentacle inside each one of her holes, guess you can go the doormat husband route and go "Yes honey" every time she's angry because she doesn't feel a tentacle hitting her cervix, which kind of does mean you'd cave in to her desire for you to be stronger anyways. >i also just despise the idea of being buff, it doesn't sit right with me. I meant more your spider form becoming stronger to be able to fully lift your wife's fat ass. >aggression and strength should be reserved for people i dont like But to be able to use them you must first have them in the first place. Do keep in mind, the Nacho poison is one of those magical things that will force you to be agressive with her. You might feel awful afterwards, and that might be a horror angle unique to you(or people with your disposition), but you'll eventually come around to liking it after you see your wife's pleasured face. Who knows, maybe you'll learn to be more confident on the way there.

>>41181 >he doesn't want to pick up his beloved, pin her against a wall in a tangle of limbs, and nibble at her name until she's a squirmy mess begging you to put it in NGMI 4 sets of weighted waifu carries to failure

>>41182 youre probably right about it being a confidence thing and nacha not being for me. and yeah i suppose my spider form being stronger wouldnt be so bad. ideal atlach natcha relationship for me is me being conscious but not in control of my body (both of them) because of the venom while she yells at me to fuck her harder, so i can still get forced to act aggressive but im also not FEELING aggresive. its scarier that way and i like that. the not being able to lift her thing also bothered me a bit in part because i already have strong legs so it doesnt apply but also it just made me weirdly uncomfortable so i apologise for my weird behaviour

>>41182 i'm a through and through softie but there is something to when you're choking her and she calls you a bitch and tells you to squeeze harder

>>41185 This but me getting choked and whatnot.

>>41184 That Nacha is going to have to bite you like 5 or 6 times.

>>41173 it's only suiting that the spider form would make the most ungodly sounds of all, a british accent

>>41173 >>41178 >instead of losing weight she gets swole so she can carry him instead

>>41188 Cockney, chav Bri'ish? >"OI! You cheeky fuck! Git!"

>>41187 overdosing on nacha venom and waking up with the abyssal equivilent of the butcher's nails

>>41185 >choking You can push down and anal mating press brats without being too mean about it you know.

>>41193 it was her suggestion

>be me >living in Oldtown of MGC >no streetlamps >at night, a Candlegeist wanders the streets >at every hour she cries out the time and that ALL IS WELL I can't sleep

>>41195 she's got some wax earplugs if you want

>>41195 if she didnt do that, how would you know that all is well?

What kind of status effects does your favorite mamono(s) inflict(or a random one, if you really want to)? What effects does it have, and does it interact with any other effect from another mamono?

>>41198 >Cheshires do SAN damage >Ushi-Onis do HUG damage

>wake up >no sun-warmed Manti fluff to keep me in bed >get up >no strong jinko paws to real me back in Need portals now.

>>41195 many monster maidens wander the streets at night hoping for a chance encounter with jack the groper

>>41200 Same man, a nice manticore would be so nice >>41199 HUG damage are universal

>>41198 I can't help but imagine Slimes doing a number of things depending on the type of slime >Slippery >Sticky >Goopy (the effects of this one are ???)

>>41198 close contact with imps gives off radicals (rads) that influence your coolness stat

>>41204 That tracks. Imps are cool and make you cooler for being near them.

>>41198 !CURSED!

>>41206 What curse? How is it called? Does it have an incantation? What does it do?

>>41198 Wights can cause weakness and low energy as a side effect of energy draining. They have to do it on purpose, but the younger ones might use their claws to cause milder versions by accident.

>>41206 she's missing the !! and look wicked

>>41209 her !! is on cooldown because she just used her curse

>>41210 why is she looking so good?

>>41211 you got the desert girl weakness, part of the curse.

>>41212 Being weak after using her power and easy to overpower?

>>41198 Mindflayer >grappled >charmed x999 all attacks are replaced with 'let her in', all magic is replaced with 'give yourself to her' and the bgm gets replaced with wet sloshing noises. most monsters are just as vulnerable to it as a human, but the second stage of the status effect only works on humans. on a human woman, she just becomes a new mindflayer. on a human man, they get the 'flayed' status, their level gets reduced to 1, and the only classes they have availible are 'mana battery', 'megasquid', and 'pet', which are all mutually exclusive. despite the new classes, they can never get beyond level 1 for any longer than a minute unless they spec REALLY hard into megasquid.

>>41195 Perfect environment to take a shambling zombie home, nobody will notice

>>41215 perv

Bugs owe me sex.

>>41215 With big meaty paws

Anyone else think chimeras are really underrated? Example: shog/flayer/nightgaunt girl would be unbelievably perfect. She'd mindbreak me without touching me.

>>41220 i support girls who can DMC style swap midcombat

>>41218 Based, scorpions are very underrated gals.

>>41214 Which class would you accept if you got grappled by your flayer owner?

>>41223 it's nice having a way to respec without being reset to level 1

>>41220 Chimera is just a way to mix my favorite into one, it's a medium more than a proper mamonos

Chimera made of... >Pyrow >Cheshire >Gremlin No one is safe.

>>41226 Her nickname is the boybreaker

>>41221 Never played DMC so I can't really visualize what you're getting at sadly >>41224 That's what level drain is for! Would love to give my wife all my levels tbh >>41225 Fair, I still like OG Chimeras but I feel like OC chimeras are peak

>>41223 mana battery or pet, probably. mana battery's skill tree has a bunch if really good passives that increase potency, semen and mana production, and buffs whoever youre fucking, but every skill also increases sensitivity by 5%. with the whole tree, its up 225% AND any monster can start getting pink crits on you even if they dont have the skills for it. its fine though, because new wife will get wayyyy stronger. pet is a bit easier on the downsides, but it makes it so its waaaay harder to assume human form. not only do you need to ask permission first (unlike with battery or megasquid), you can also only be human for less and less time per day as you progress. eventually, maintaining humanity takes mana every second, so even in human form you need to keep either kisssing your wife or drinking her milk. it has really good positives though like increasing cuteness and charm, and grants a passive, permanent happiness bonus to you AND your wife. it also increases semen production, but only up to a more managable 120% compared to battery and megasquid's 300% and 260% respectively.

>>41228 each personality would have a wildly differing combat style and could change to another instantly lion would be a brawler, or maybe a boxer dragon would be armored, defensive and counter attack based (optional fire breath) goat utilizes magical attacks and a surprise headbutt if you try to get close snake mostly grapples and has venom laced claws

>>41221 what do you do if your chimera wife is walking towards you in royal guard with her gauge full

>>41220 >shog, flayer, nightgaunt almost perfect, but honestly i think a normal flayer is better. a flayer/demon or flayer/dark matter on the other hand would hard counter me.

>>41231 genuflect

>>41231 >TRICKSTER! >dash >dash >DASH DASH DAHS WHY IS SHE STILL BSHIND ME

>>41228 I feel bad for only being interested in the OC part of a chimera

>>41235 sometimes you just gotta mash stuff together for science

Y'know, Christmas Gotes are pretty good. After rereading their profile they're giving yeti and white horns a run for their money when it comes to my favorite Winterstown monster.

>>41236 one of these girls is not like the others, one of these girls is a hydra, not a chimera. easy mistake but science people who make chimeras are pedantic about categories like this

>>41237 i like her tiny jacket

>>41237 >1st. pic What did she see?

>>41238 To me it looks like a sea slime+medusa+holstaur chimera.

>>41240 a BAD BOY

>>41241 it's also based on some MTG card

>>41240 You doing something cute. Just 122 more days until she marries you. Everything will be perfect.

>>41243 Do you know the name of the card?

>>41237 Too agressive in my book, satyros seems more fun

>>41245 hydroid krasis? it's been a while

>>41245 Avatar of the pot

>>41247 >jellyfish hydra beast Guess that solves that.

If your skeleton GF doesn't have a couple of fractures on her pelvis, you are doing something wrong.

>>41246 Respect, but I can't handle the alcoholism. When you focus on the obsessive desire to please rather than the aggressive domination,krampus come off a bit different, too. You're getting months of longing unleashed on you at once when you first meet for sure, but after that? Probably more chill.

Do you guys like some edge in your stories? Nothing crazy or anything like NTR, or snuff, but something like journey of the magi, or empress of the night? I've noticed most stories now are pretty safe, and lost some of their edge. The only exceptions are hfy stories which I dislike in the context of mge

>>41252 Those stories seem just fine to me

>>41252 Just Bee yourself man.

>>41252 A bit of salt just makes the sweetness deeper. As long as there's not too much or the wrong kind of edge it's fine, nice, even.

>>41252 Yes, I really miss when stories had teeth. Gave the protagonists more to fight for and the possible happy ending much sweeter, if the conflict had dire consequences for failure. Peterdnzls "Spider and the Fly" was one of my favorites of the older stories due to taking some things a little more seriously. I understand that's not for everyone though.

>>41236 guess i had two more unconventional chimera

>>41251 Put like that it's a little better but still a hard deal I'm European, I'm already deep in the bottle. Having a mate that can temper the addiction and magic alcohol who is far less dangerous for the liver is a godsend (and they're cute redhead too)

>>41252 i'm fairly intolerant to it. it's a delicate line to tow

>>41252 In the case of magi it had stacks but left a bad taste in my mouth, some many things are just wrong. Empress of the night do also that to me but is far less abrasive, more bittersweet instead

>>41256 >Peterdnzls "Spider and the Fly" Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time...

What do you guys think would happen to the threads if the portals opened?

>>41262 We'd post selfies with the missus

>>41253 Good taste. >>41254 I will, just curious about others opinions. I just kinda miss the edgy era of mge stories a bit. >>41255 Good taste. >>41256 I never read it, how is it? >>41259 Understandable, there's a lot of pain in the world. >>41260 I didn't like the soul stuff he did, but it was fine other than that

>>41262 Sudden quiet followed by selfies and then an extreme level of shitposting in the form of friendly bantz, followed by 4mon becoming real.

>>41262 mindflayers are nice actually

>>41263 Cute idea, would love to see other anons with their wives. It'd be cool to see a before and after when they incubize.

>>41262 There will always be Anons who haven't found their fated waifu. But now there will also be Eternal Australians (Cheshire) and they will make these threads purrrrrfect.

>>41267 it's the same photo except anon has a lot more lipsticks marks on him

>>41267 There's an idea. Obviously abyss bros would win in terms of wildest changes, but outside of that what happens could be interesting. A lot of it would just be the result of people getting more exercise (sex) and being given a reason to take care of themselves/someone to take care of them, but still.

>>41264 >I never read it, how is it? Kinda dark but with a happy-ish ending. It's pretty much what would happen if two different factions (Extremist and Moderate) of mamano opened portals in different parts of the world, and the world's militaries get involved. It doesn't shy away from serious injury and death, so be forewarned, but it's a good read. I think the story might be over a decade old now, so some references are dated and some things are based on older translations.

>>41198 prone, grappled, pinned, bleeding, frightened, and something else I don't need to worry about personally >>41262 Idunno if I'd still post, honestly

>>41270 finally abyssbro hangouts

>>41267 i want to see how badass anons with a cursed armor wife would look

>>41252 I have a vague idea for a story darker than my usual, though I'm not sure where exactly I'd draw the line.

Talking about stories, how's that ocelomeh lich story going?

>>41276 It's in a bin, I failed once again.

>>41277 Listen man, you'll never finish it if you keep giving up. If it's really that hard for you to write it in english, write it in your language first, and then go through the trouble of translating it. Writing and imagining it is the fun part, so if that's what gets you to write, give it a try and worry about the whole correct english thing later.

>>41278 I will retry later, I would never speak abouy it if someone didn't.

>>41279 Have courage.

>>41279 i also hesitate to mention story ideas to avoid that burden

>>41279 Make the art fairies happy. I'm writing a story right now, and if I can, you can!

>>41280 >>41282 During my down time I like to paint mini, I hate writing. I will do it one day but expect nothing please. >>41281 That's my fault for speaking too much once again.

>>41283 Painting minis is art too I guess, so long as you're expressing yourself!

>>41283 Listen, if you hate it that much don't feel pressured to do it. I know writing isn't easy, but you seemed like you wanted to give it a try when you mentioned it. I mention it myself because it was a neat idea, and i wanted to see what you would do with it. Nothing else. If it's too much effort, don't force yourself. Also, don't be so harsh on yousrself, you didn't speak to much. I like encouraging other people that try to do OC as well. I have a lot of fun doing art, but that might not be the same for you.

>>41284 >Miss Leanan 4 hours before puking a rainbow

>>41284 she really gets those creative juices flowing and by that i mean her breastmilk

Loli Wight handholding

>>41288 Even better when she sits besides you and lays her head on your arm.

>>41289 >Even better when she sits besides you and lays her head on your arm. This on a bench or a stone fence or something, with a view of the nicest parts of the city in it's night lighting

>>41288 I want to grab her buttcheeks, spread them apart and tickle her defenseless anus

>>41279 If it helps, start with getting what little scenes you want to do and in what order. Remember, it doesn't have to sound perfect, it just needs to be written down first. You can always edit and make adjustments at a later time. Also, you might need to push yourself to get over the initial hump of writing, but once you're in the flow (and you stop giving too much of a shit on how it reads at first), you'll be surprised how much you crank out. Now, that doesn't mean push yourself to the brink. If you're absolutely stuck on a scene or a bit of dialogue? Take a break for a while, and then come back to it. The best ideas might come to you when you're the farthest you can be from your pen.

>>41289 that's a real danger when you're riding the subway home and a pile of mamano office ladies start sleeping on you you can miss your stop, it's terrible

getting blasted with wraithfire because you broke miss dracolich's phylactery

MILFS

Wurm is on a roll y/n?

>>41297 No, wurm is in a hole.

>>41211 it's important to oil your desert ladies

>>41299 If I touch the butt will I get cursed?

>>41299 Desert Alp?

>go to a sushi bar >scan the menu all the way to the bottom >the Wurm Roll... >get the Wurm Roll >wait patiently >wait patiently >wurm comes out of the kitchen wearing a sushi outfit and biggest smile in the world >rickrolls you for the entire 3 minute 34 seconds >intercontinental seismic disturbance when she frontflips over the bar

>>41301 just a little bit

>>41303 This was entertaining and a 5 star show but I really would like a sushi from chef wurm

>>41303 <that'll be $42.50 plus tip >didn't even get to eat

>>41306 She lets you do that later.

>>41307 I don't wanna eat pussy I wanna eat food. sustenance. nutrients. the thing I came out of my home willing to pay money to do ms wurm owes me a steak dinner at these prices

>OHAYO >WURMTASH WA WURM DESU >JE VAIS CORTARE SUSHI SCHNEIDEN >HI YA - GO A MILLION DRAGON CUTS OF THE SCARLET NIGHTMARE >*throws whole salmon into air* >*shing shing shing* >*sashimi and somehow nigiri as well land on your plate* >Eat well, young wurmish customer

>>41309 See, I prefer SGH, because they got strictly nigiri comin' out of the holes.

>>41306 Go check the price on how much a front row 1-on-1 concert ticket would be with a worldwide sensation.

>>41311 >ms wurm's last concert was a 7.5 >out of 10? >no, on the richter scale

>>41312 Bah-dum-tsh!

ms wurm is sensitive about her weight please stop mentioning it and insinuating she causes earthquakes just by moving her girth and going BOOMBADDABOOMBADDABOOM when she slithers around and pretending an earthquake just struck when she sits down

>>41314 no it was the dance sequence that did it it's specular

>>41316 spectacular, even

>>41262 Well I'd need a place to shitpost while I'm at work. Can't be sending lewd texts to the missus all shift, gotta pretend to work and post '! !' for a few hours as well.

I think they should turn the wurm.

>>41319 >Anon uses Turn Undead! <"Miss Wurm: Not Affected" >Miss Wurm uses Headpat >"Nice Try, Anon." <"Anon: Good Boy Condition Applied" <"Victory: Miss Wurm"

>>41319 I want a Raita style older Wurm with the incestual desires of fandom Raikou and sees me as her adoptive son

>take a walk down main street in your perfect Order city, where the kids play and the dogs yap >swing by the community bulletin board looking for performances or festivals >see a flier for a flea market >Need some odds and ends? You'll have good odds with our rear ends. // Visit the Danuki District in the foreign quarter! Looking is always free~ // GAMES - ANTIQUES - BARTERING >since when did we have a- >another flier below it >ye-olde impact font image macro with a pyrow >Alone on a friday night? God, you're // invited to The Caldera social club and gymnasium plaza! Clubs for every interest and age group. A friend for life takes a minute to meet! FREE PIZZA yeah that got your attention, huh? yep, i'm not kidding. what are you waiting for!? Are you reporting the illicit material for a stipend and +3 loyalty points, or getting some free pizza and hitting up raccoonland?

>>41323 straight to pizzaland do not collect antiques do not get scammed out of $200,000

>>41323 I would hit up Raccoonland. I love window shopping for antiques! And just that. Nothing else.

>>41324 Anon, are you just gonna get pizza? Juuuuuust a slice?

>>41326 it's a social club so I'm assuming there's also beer and I'm a 2 slices of pizza kind of guy. if that costs a few bucks that's ok with me in and out though, ideally. people are scary. I don't even know what a social club is. I'm assuming it's like a VFW and basically just a lounge bar

>>41327 The all ages stuff makes me think it's aimed at like middle schoolers and high schoolers. Good luck not looking like a creepy old man, dude.

TOMORROW IS MONSTER GIRL MONDAY!!!!!!!!!111exclamation_mark POST MONSTER GIRLS!

>>41323 The tanuki will be kicked out of their newest city soon but I'm sure getting free pizza. Maybe playing some Sorry. Haven't played Sorry in a while.

>>41329 Monster girls give you energy to last all week.

>>41328 yeah you're right. nevermind I'll just stay inside

>>41325 Auntie in Racconland showing me the best attractions

>>41334 >Auntie in Racconland showing me the best attractions For some reason they are all love hotels

>>41323 Maybe just a quick peek, to make sure it's actually illegal materials and not just some prankster trying to stir up trouble. Wouldn't want to waste the time of our noble paladins with a wild chase.

>Come home >There is a cat raiding your fridge congratulations on the new wife Anon.

>>41338 many such cases

>>41338 this is just a burglary though and only by a joke is it a cat burglary. it's the laziest theft of all time, she's making no attempt to escape unseen luckily I keep a loaded water sprayer right inside the door

>>41340 You can spray her all you want, but you can't un-raid your fridge or un-cat yourself. It's already been made official in city hall and everything.

>>41341 my wife is a canine and she won't be very happy about this

Are they snow or cold places in south America?

>>41343 mountains

>>41343 The Antarctica and Patagonia

Dead hours

the weirdest thing about chatting with mamono is how they manage to put visible ♥♥♥s in their speech

>>41341 >>41338 >>41339 I don't know why but feline are peak mamonos (expect for the cursed furry one). They have a little something that makes them so attractive. Just the idea of a werecat softly purring while laying on the couch with you is among the most smoothing things I could imagine.

head from a cheshire who loves you

>>41349 Purrjob on the rise, she can even provided them while you're at work thanks to her magic

Now let me be clear.

>>41352 How does she maintain her consistency in all that water? Are Sea Slimes less Slimes and more some kind of transparent solid membranes containing trace amounts of Slime substances?

>>41353 Slime is probably a misnomer, they very much look like jellyfish.

>>41350 if you time the parry perfecrly you can start fucking her instead, embaressing her instead

>Dire Sahuagin approaches >ANON is overwhelmed with dread >Can't move! >"...Gii" >Dire Sahuagin stares at anon >RUN/ATTACK/SKILL/GUARD/ITEM >Anon attempts to headpat sahuagin... >but she's too tall!

>>41356 Why would I parry a purrjob from my wife?

>>41357 I would try to feed and pet dire mamonos, especially manticore, natural selection can go to hell

>>41357 Maybe offering her food from the land would be more effective, something like bread or cheese that a water mamonos rarely eat

>>41349 Thanks, Dullahan-Chesh. >>41357 She's the right height to hug her and bury your face in her chest.

>>41360 They get lonely, but make fierce, strong and loyal companions. It's a dire life. Get a dire wife. >>41361 >Anon offered sahuagin bread... >Sahuagin's expression is hard to read >"...!" >Sahuagin tore into the fresh loaf >*nom* >+100HP >...Sahuagin gives him a quiet, appreciative nod >Sahuagin's expression is still hard to read >41362 Fish is soft.

>>41357 Human boys can't jump

>>41358 Anon played too much parryslop lately and got a habit

>>41358 if youre at work why would you want your dick sucked? you are busy and in public >>41365 i get a boner whenever an enemy flashes red

>level 43 >hug wife >she shoves your head between her tits >strokes your hair >level 1 its not fucking fair

who says ginnys cant emote

>>41366 It's an office job, I won't mind getting some stress out of my system from the shadow of my cubicle IF mge become the norm. If people are not used to how mamonos work and their shenanigans I wouldn't dare >>41365 I prefer blocking and stat checking the enemy anyway

>>41367 >going home from work >bus broke down, have to walk through the mofu ghetto >hoodlum fox jumps me and robs me of my levels I hate public transportation

>>41371 But at least you "have" it, amirite, Great-at-Spelling Anon?

>>41372 A fox stole my english skills, please understand

>level stealing foxes thicc as thieves as they say

Nah I'd steal her levels instead.

>>41367 Let's stop pretending like you don't like it.

>>41372 I don't get it.

>>41365 I have done nothing but parry carnifexes for the past 8 hours I am unstingable by girtablilu and will make miss ushi bull charge herself into a wall and stun herself temporarily

It's way hotter if a low level monster beats, raped and leveldrains a high level hero because he's too horny. Class change from chosen hero to succ sweat rag.

>>41361 you must give them bellets

>>41380 Try a low level hero who beats an end-game dragon boss because it turns out she has no resistance to level drain.

Pyrow love

I'm a level drain conservative. Only monstergirls should level drain, but the woke liberals keep trying to bring on these level-draining closet alps

>>41384 They have internet in Amazoness villages now?

>>41379 If that's true you're a mad man

>>41379 Why would you ever want to be unstingable by girtablilus? Personally I need a sadistic scorpion or wasp that gets off on stinging me incessantly during sex.

>>41383 The Ol' reliable. No weird gimmicks, power tripping or feelings of insecurity compared to ancient dragon or whatever. Just an energetic young girl that wants to be the teenage love you never got to experience.

>>41377 just because its not fair doesnt mean i dont like it. i want it to be more unfair. i want her to rob me of my independence as well as my experience

>>41382 >level drain the area boss demon duchess >she level drains you back (her succubus heritage lets her spec into level drain without using skill points) >you both end up with more levels than you started with uh oh, hope the police won't notice us breaking the laws of physics.

>>41385 Back in my day, only succubi and high level monsters could level drain. The man of the house would work on the EXP mines and the wofe would take care of him at night. Meninists these days want to break the natural order of things.

>>41390 something something milk cycle

>>41325 I hate that first pic, there is so much to improve for that pose

>>41389 oh bother

>>41395 exactly, this is what i want. thank you. also this.

>>41386 technically it happened a few days ago but i finally got everyone to prestige 4 so now i just need to get that hard siege stuff and I am done until they add techmarine But still, no bug, animated construct, or wizard can touch me unless, like, eight of them all show up at once and also have infinite poise. >>41387 Whether i want to or not, its pure instinct now. I just see blue circle over bug-like thing and its parry, parry, gunstrike, powerfist charge. She's more than welcome to join me though, i'm sure there's some sadistic glee in stomping the enemies of mankind into a paste. Spiders are already the best gamer bros so an arachnid GF should probably be pretty high tier.

>>41396 This why you turn 180 degrees and GTFO when the age bar appears

>>41396 i can't with the pacifiers and rattles

>>41399 the pacifiers i like because i imagine them as having magical properties, probably addictive/literally pacifiying, but the rattles i dont get.

>>41383 >>41388 Insatiable monster schoolgirl sex

>>41397 The spider fucker mind is a dark abyss

the marriage ceremonies got to be pretty wild i look forward to the impending altercation between desperate bridesmaids at the bouquet toss

>>41404 Not going to lie, I don't want a big wedding or any wedding if possible, that thing is too awkward.

>>41405 those eros ceremonies can get a little out of hand especially with bacchus catering

>>41404 Harpies have an unfair advantage!

>>41404 >Deonora busting mountains every time someone marries just to miss the bouquet for the 40th time this year already

>>41408 Why is Deonora alone? She's mess up?

>>41409 druella, deonora, deonora's sister, saphirette, all those baphomets there's just not enough men to go around

>>41409 A lit of the big names in the MGEare cursed with beibg comically unable to find a partner, mainly so that people can write danfics about them. Only exception are the one's that land with (you) in fallen maidens.

Is there a term for the pharaoh's hairstyle? The only short up front long in back one I know is is a mullet and that's not it.

>>41402 >be spider fucker >mind is a dark abyss >live in a dark abyss >stick your dick in a dark abyss Pretty abyssal pilled.

>>41412 Based apo

>>41388 It's an underrated experience. Sometimes simple is best.

>>41388 That would be cool but I don't like pyrow much

>>41412 The Sun is looking extra gorgeous in the first and third images.

>>41417 This is not an issue, Pyrow likes (You) and she doesn't give up easily.

>>41412 Some variation of the Hime cut.

4k words into a story about a Cyclops. Hope to finish it this week

Enough about level draining. Let's talk about level boosting.

>>41422 Ohh, finally the one eyed cutie gets some love.

>>41424 It ain't Futurama but it's something

>>41420 Pyrow can't hold a monopoly on that archetype, it's unfair

>>41422 sitting looking at my fic at about 600. god speed.

>>41423 where do the levels come from, anyway? does she just have a really, really big EXP reserve that she cant use for herself? ALSO remember balrog husbands dont have to become famous, they just become really, really good at something. that could be miniature painting or some shit.

>>41423 NOT ENOUGH about level draining. i still have more to give. stack overflow aint shit, ill be fine.

>>41426 Any girl can be a teenage gyaru that's into older men. Pyrows are simply specialized species

>>41431 i thought they were the casual sex girls not the crusty old man fuckers

>>41427 At least you don't give up and surrender

>>41433 i never will. i struggle to write, but i really enjoy it. managing to finish a story feels like crack. i think im good at it too.

>>41434 >managing to finish a story feels like crack. That's, interesting for sure...

>>41426 >turns out Miss Dragon's personality comes mostly from her father, the young, overconfident and endlessly optimistic adventurer who was the only man dumb enough to challenge an ancient dragon in her own lair

>>41436 Wait, dragon can actually be good girls? wtf

I'm only storming the dragon's lair if there's a long sequence of quick time events in a random set of fun setpieces and action sequences that all lead to me getting raped if I press the wrong button or don't press at the right time.

which monsters can domain clash with me

>>41437 Who says they couldn't? They usually just have more points in the Tsun column when you first meat 'em

>>41438 Unlike with videogames, you can only fail once.

>>41072 i think i prefer them in more 'normal' looking clothes, let their inherent cuteness and monster features do the heavy lifting.

>>41441 And a lot like corporate life, you can fail upwards when it comes to mamano, just gotta get through the initial struggle snuggle first.

You've heard about evil foxes, but what about evil cats?

>>41444 we got a translation? this looks interesting

>>41444 evil anything is better than the non evil version, but this applies to cats even more than some others. they're already mischievous and playful, add a complete and total disregard for consent, somehow even more lust, and a bunch of evil magic and youve got the most powerful monster girl species.

>>41444 A cat can't be evil, it's just cute at worst

>>41444 They're cats. They'll give up evil if they feel like its too much work

>>41436 >teenage dragon wants to walk to school together >you're a salaryman going to your workplace in the same direction >the small details doesn't matter

>>41423 I feel like Balrogs mostly just do rizz boosting. Just peak aura farming all day. >>41436 >He actually was good enough to take her in but got fucked by lair actions >Then the dragon >>41442 The tasteful opinion no one respects.

>>41422 I'll keep an eye on it. >>41427 I haven't made progress on stories in a month. I have a feeling why, but I don't know when I'll be able to do something about that.

>>41378 This morning, the poster who did >>41371 BRIEFLY posted the same thing with the last line as: "I have public transportation" And I saw him delete and replace it. JOKES FOR ONE, that's me! The Anon who does jokes for 1 lucky person!

>>41402 She's just so fucked up, bro. I can't help it! I need a woman who is going to DESTROY ME.

>>41453 damn i watched the second one get posted but not the first somehow.

>>41452 >in a month I thought you stopped writing a long time ago.

>>41457 Where did I come from? Where did I go?

>>41458 Ur mom lol

>>41452 Don't worry mate, it's not a race

HEBI HEBI JOY JOY HEBI HEBI JOY JOY JOY

Does your mamono wife play games? If so, what's her favorite one? Do you play together?

>>41462 Stimpy pls

>>41463 my mindflayer wife is cracked at polybius

>>41442 >'normal' looking clothes, let their inherent cuteness and monster features do the heavy lifting. That's also a cute option, but the riskier outfits are really powerful when it comes to giving you extra "motivation"

>>41437 they're medium difficulty to tame

>>41442 i don't mean to alarm you but you might be attracted to cute lizards

>>41463 I don't know, I don't have a mamono wife right now if I did I'd hope she plays the ones I like but I'd hate to make a ton of presumptions about a person I haven't met yet and don't even know what species she is

>>41444 >>41445 ライフドレイン•ディープキッス!! Life Drain•Deep Kiss!! 蘇生薬 Rejuvenating medicine. The text box on the bottom left has this text loop: アサシンハーレムのライフドレイン•ディープキッス!! Assassin Harem uses Life Drain•Deep Kiss!! 男の体力が2140吸われた! Male's stamina was drained by 2410 points! アサシンハーレムのHPが2140回復 Assassin Harem's HP was restored by 2410 points. 男は戦闘不能になった Male is incapacitated. アサシンハーレムの蘇生薬! Assassin Harem uses Rejuvenating medicine! 男の体力が2140回復した！ Male's stamina was restored by 2140 points!

New anubis just dropped

>>41472 I hope she didn't land on any Legos.

>>41468 Dragons might be the poster girl for maledom being good

>>41473 Well, she definitely landed on something! Something soft and hard!

Romcomster girls

>>41471 This is why you never leave home without an emergency teleport

>>41477 >You can't do this while in combat >You can't do this while in combat >You can't do this while in combat >You can't do this while in combat >You can't do this while in combat

>>41478 >Find a quiet moment in between rounds to port out >Land right back next to them because it was an inn ambush and the rest spot was confirmed >The flash of magic and impact onto the bed woke all the cats back up ohno

>>41479 Eros and Ares do not approve of this bullshit, imagine telling your Salamander daughter she was conceived in battle

>>41479 More like >You can't pull out while in combat

>>41478 >>41479 >>41481 >>41482 Imagine an American gladiators king of show in MGE but with hardcore sex

>>41481 >imagine telling your Salamander daughter she was conceived in battle Damn, finally a way to become the hot dad easier than mowing the lawn with your shirt off.

>>41481 >Daddy, why did you and mommy get together? >Because ambush rounds are bullshit

>>41483 Don't even try to start this shit again

>>41483 And the price is the honeymoon

>>41483 OR! Just American Gladiators with Mamono as the gladiators. No sex. Just the old standards. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_Gladiators_events I GENUINELY ENJOYED THIS SHOW AS A KID. BRING IT BACK WITH SALLYS AND DRAGONS AND WURMS AND NEW EVENTS FOR WURMS AND MERMAIDS AND WHATNOT. Don't ruin it with sex. I am OK with it being a dating show, though. Gladiators stick around until they meet a boy they like. BUT NO SEX. LIZARDMEN AND SALLYS WILL ENFORCE CLASSY, NOT SEX EVENTS. AMERICAN GLADIATORS, A CLASSIC OF 1990s AMERICA. AMERICA!

If you were a girl in the MGE world, what monster girl would you turn into given your current personality and circumstances? How does the monster girl you've transformed into compare to your current favorite monster girl? >inb4 alp answers

>>41489 Man, I dunno. Maybe an Anubis? I like them quite a bit even though I'm a cat boy at heart.

>>41488 i too wish to battle using the honorable giant q-tip

>>41489 Zombie probably because low energy and head empty.

>>41491 Thaaaaaaank you! You get it! Imagine battling a vulture harpy, oiled up and ready to JOUST.

>>41482 unskippable, several hour sequence follows

>>41488 going up against a wisp in the ATLASPHERE

>>41495 On the one hand, she'll have natural advantages. On the other hand, I don't think wisps do cardio.

>>41496 she do be looking pretty good in spats and a sweatband though

>>41494 >fail first part of quick time event >it keeps going, clearly scripted Its reality breaking bugs like these that keep adventurers from moving out of their auntster's basements!

>>41498 I'd ratherhave reality breaking bugs move into my basement.

>>41499 Like in the classic movie Joe's Apartment?

The tits must be drained, anon.

Don't know if the Anon who made the MGE slot machine is around here, but if so, do you ever plan on updating it with the latest girls or fixing the links since the old wiki is kill? https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>41500 Devil Bugs can talk! They can sing!

>>41503 The milk must flow?

>>41468 How to tame a dragon? I won't be stronger, wiser or smarter. It seems really hard to tame one

>>41507 same answer as everything else "cutie. *headpats*"

>>41402 I see it as a brilliant light cleansing the enemies of the Mamonoperium if they cannot see the salvation of succ mana. Also maybe spamming sabre's forums about their godawful balance choices. Regardless, I shall do it hand in claw with my spider-moo wife because bugs are best game bros, fastidious yet twitchy.

>>41507 they respond well to treats

>>41507 just jump on their back and hang on

i just want a monster to give me a lust crest and use me as a mana battery/love slave

I just want a hellhound to give me a kiss and use me as a hug pillow

I just want to go to Zipangu and goet called a "Silly Gaijin" before being taken advantage by several locals.

>>41503 no! I must escape this ranch!

>>41515 if you will not milk then you will be milked, there is no "escape" from the ranch

>>41514 so true, i want to misunderstand a sign and accidentally walk into the rough part of town while looking for my hotel and get used by a group of oni >>41513 i swear everyone who likes hellhounds just wants gentle cuddles. i always imagined them as being very rough. or ruff. ha.

>>41519 Hellhounds were made to become submissive little bitches that are weak to cuddles and ear scritches. When it comes down to it, they're not really dominate at all.

>>41520 You say that now, but on hour 13 of cuddles and ear scritches, when your hands are cramping and you really need to get up to pee, you're going to be singing a different tune.

>>41519 Rough, dominant monsters are the ideal pairing for soft, submissive humans. Same logic goes the other way too, of course. It is the Eros-ordained natural order.

>>41523 That is why I need an Ushi. Ideally one who is BEEG, and who likes to give Ushi rides out to secluded locations for picnics.

>>41520 their profile warns people like you, specifically, anon. please protect yourself.

>>41523 i like this. as much as i enjoy the idea of two hyper-doms in a relationship together (max level, ultra competitve anon and a max level, ultra domineering hellhound is a cute dynamic), i like this more. mainly because i am about as soft as it gets and would like a powerful, dominant, and cruel monster to own me. opposites attract and all that.

NO ANON! YOU'VE LOOKED STRAIGHT INTO THE MEDUSA'S EYES! IT'S OVER! YOUR DOOMED!

>>41527 That's not a medusa, Anon. >Hair is hair, not sneks >Legs, not snek tail >Does not make my pp hard

>>41528 >Hair is hair, not sneks think again buddy

>>41523 >>41525 Maledom > femdom. As much as they try to push it, hellhounds are submissive at the end of the day, just like all dog girls.

>>41538 anon's got the spirit, a poorly thought out spirit, but he has one

>>41538 While I think like you let's not start a maledom versus femdom war, to each their own.

>>41538 Sorry anon, by the word of God Hellwans are untameable and anything you see on TAMED.COM is staged by (((them)))

>>41543 Exactly. I'm tired of people going out of their way to ruin something I love by forcing their own preferences onto it. There's a whole catalogue of other monsters to choose from.

>>41546 HELLHOUNDS SECRETLY WATCH NOTHING BUT LIFETIME AND HALLMARK MOVIES WHILE SIPPING PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES.

>>41546 I will take the bait but both side do that and raging mushrooms allow for both so getting mad over people customizing manonos is retarded.

>>41519 They're still dogs at the end of the day. They want to be in charge but even then every pup just wants to snuggle; a pack leader especially must be conscious of the needs, both physical and emotional, of her subordinates. You will get cuddled like a pillow because she wants it and wants you to stop being so sad.

>>41444 >>41471 one typeset done

>>41546 Some people like designs but not personalities and vice versa. Hellhounds is a very strong design, one good enough to be one of the faces of the setting, but a far more niche appeal personality. It is only natural that people will get attached to the design but repulsed by the character (or vice versa) and find ways to reconcile the two. Like the fact that any given entry is written by a biased, in universe perspective interviewing someone who could very well be actively trolling him if not just saying what applies to them/their parents. Granted, interpretations shouldn't stray too far but the if someone wants to imagine a softer hellhounds then so be it. It takes nothing away from you unless it becomes the predominant portrayal of them which is far from happening from my brief looks.

>>41548 [spoiler]>getting mad over people customizing manonos is retarded There's customizing, and then there's twisting the original to be the literal opposite of what it is, and then insisting that hellhounds are actually hecking submissive pupperinos or whatever. I just find it a bit irritating, that's all.[/spoiler]

>>41552 Fair point.

>>41553 I understand your complain, it's really annoying but as >>41552 said far better than i could, if you love a design but hate the personality they're no other choice. I have this problem with manticore, so I try to not speak about it behind surface level since for true manticore enjoyers it would be annoying to see someone distort the norm. sorry, I wasn't clear in my first post, I just want to avoid more bickering

>>41555 I feel like you could have avoided all of this if you said you'd like a submissive hellhound instead of insisting ALL hellhounds are actually submissive.

>>41556 I'm not the hellhound guy, I don't speak for him and I think he's forcing the bit. I was just trying to defuse the thing.

>>41557 I feel like everything's sufficiently defused at this point, but you deserve this for your efforts regardless.

>>41546 i dont like the forcing maledom into things and how he said it, but i do support people who just like the general idea of a monster while not liking the specific type of relationship they tend to gravitate towards. i like atlachs and shogs, but i have no interest in maledom and dont particularly like maids. its also important to remember that the profiles describe a typical example of a monster and not the species as a whole, and that they often contain hyperbole. sure, theres other monsters, but what if i want an obsessive nurse shog? or a creepy cultist atlach who forces her 'kiss' upon me to reveal my 'true, perfect form'. i think that was long winded because im working so tldr: dont be supremicist about it, but you can tame all the hellhounds you want. this is a wish fufilment setting, after all.

some quick splices since I had a moment

>>41560 These are very cute, thank you anon.

>>41560 She's going to have to either straighten that out or pay reparations. Damn vandal.

Ok, but forget any of that. Context for this pic?

>>41564 Apo use her magic form to fight space tomb kings

>>41564 >when she introduces you to her parents

I wonder how many houses/apartments are super low rent in MGC just because they're haunted.

>>41567 Wouldn't the ghost just need to pay rent at that point?

>>41568 What are they going to do, evict her?

>>41568 >"Look, if you're gonna leave the water running to scare me, you better be paying the water bill as well." I really like the idea of anon just being totally unfazed by the lewd horror and keeps demanding she pay her part of the rent

>>41569 Call the ghost busters.

>>41571 >It's actually just a legal firm specializing in ghost evictions

>>41572 >nuki will all sorts of talismans on her tail

>>41571 How's that supposed to help? There's just going to be more ghosts if they keep busting in them.

>>41559 Yeah agreed with this, I like a lot of monsters like hellhounds and demons, both design and personality, except for the part of them being dominant.

>>41570 This has the set-up for a sit-com >Haunted Tenant, coming soon on Kitsune Network

>>41567 how much per week for a flat on the top floor with every level below it infested with zombies?

>>41575 what is it you like about hellhounds aside from the dominance? that seems like the whole appeal to me.

what regions/aesthetics would you like to see in MGE? id like a space-ish region thats not too sci-fi, maybe gotten to by teleportation instead of spaceships. id also like pirates. need to be swashbuckled.

>>41579 Something tropical would be cool, add pirates and corsair to the mix and it would be perfect

>>41581 can we get like tiki masks and stuff? i want to be captured by islanders and used for mating, then eventually saved by sea-faring demons/extremists who soon realise the islanders are actually pretty cool, just less blue than them

>>41571 >>41572 >>41573 >nuki mystic >fox shrine maiden >gremlin >scared banshee

>>41582 That would be the idea but I never been in a real tropical setting so I can't really guess the finner details

>Anon arrives early to the cat 'n clown bar - a comedy joint that does food and drink as well >"Sorry anon, you are a bit early. Do you mind waiting for a bit?" >"Not at all." >"Great, take these drinks to table 22"

>>41560 Is Succubus bad enough of a bitch to bring back 1980s Jane Fonda style aerobics on TV?