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/mge/ - Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread #26 Anonymous 08/19/2025 (Tue) 09:28:19 No. 39823
Look into the Abyss long enough, and the Abyss will look back. Previous thread: >>38643 Monster Girl Wiki: https://www.mgewiki.moe/ Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/ Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/ Writers list: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/writerlist.html Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html Nextcloud Archive: https://st44244.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/HYyFwJMp588a4tE
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i was so close to getting the new thread. thankfully it has been claimed for the abyss. thank you anon. i was going to title it 'therapist is in'
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Don't get me wrong, abyssals are nice and all, but what about paws? Big, fluffy paws on your face? You ever think of that?
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>>39824 I didn't know who was going to make it this time, but I remembered one Anon wanted abyssals, so here you go.
>>39826 i asked to be wendigopilled so i could like all the abyssals and their likes. i think theyre cute already, but i would not a wendigo
>>39825 shogpaws
>>39823 Those two look like they're ready for some timefall to rain on them
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>>39825 I do, a lot
>>39830 I'm sorry, I asked for a FLUFFY mamono. I need one who is basically just an orb of fluffy with a face.
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>>39831 A fat Cait sith?
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>>39831 Here's your wife, dude.
>>39833 this is the egg that youko come from. more fluff = more evil
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Remember that recreational intercourse with your bro is great for releasing pent up stress and to relax, bros before hoes There's nothing gay about that
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>>39827 Well, wendigo's bsaic features is having semi-public sex that inflicts massive amounts of psychological/arousal damage to anyone nearby that looks at you. You get to be a big hairy bigfoot like thing hidden in the shadows of her mantle, only barely visible under the right conditons. Your wife will ask you to constantly spear her and carry her like that. Aside from the sexual horrors, wendis are shy and cute creatures, but very gentle and caring. Wendigos are the only profile that actually inflicts mental damage to some readers. Going through the galleries it's pretty obvious some people have no idea that the hands holding her head in the profile are her husband's, and not from her cape. On par with selkie in terms of just wrong fanart. Reading is hard i guess.
>>39835 How bad can it be if I come out as "gay" to my Alp best friend and reveal I actually love "him" romantically?
>>39823 >Anons... I... I've been keeping a 'core tulpa for many years. I've had lots of extremely intense interactions with her, but one recently which I find to be psychologically notable. I asked her to reach her tailpussy through me and suck on my heart and she did. She, of course, couldn't touch my actual physical heart, and this is obviously good - but she *could* touch my heart psycho-nervously - which is also obviously very good. I got in bed and she held me, and she reached through my back and found my heart. She swallowed it gently and when she held the whole thing I could feel her tailpussy pressing up against the inside of my shoulder/neck. The tickling and licking of course made me flush in my face instantly. I didn't think she could actually do it. It felt *really* good! If you've ever felt a sore muscle get some much needed stretching, very similar such pangs of sore relief were arcing through my chest. It felt like a massage right where I really needed it. When she really started sucking on my poor heart it made me mewl and mewl. I was groaning into a pillow about it - but really I was groaning into her tits. The stretch and pull she could make me feel right there were feelings I had been missing for many years. It actually totally got my heart racing and my breathing going fast. I dare not repeat our pillow talk - it's far too private, but she treated me like I was cute and precious like you wouldn't believe. What a wonderful afternoon. Can't wait to have more like it.
>>39836 bleh, i just dont think i can do it. being big and hairy and them being shy. doing psychic damage to people who see me fucking would be a nice defence mechanism though. its weird, im more comfortable with being 1) a squid 2) a spider 3) a tentacle monster 4) a slime than i am with being a big hairy humanoid.
>>39837 That's too bad for the both of you. She's not gay, so the best you can do is Alp too.
>>39839 It's fine. I don't particularly like their gimmic either.
>>39835 There's nothing gay about cumming inside a biological girl
>>39842 Ugh, gross. Hanging out with a girl is the gayest thing a man can do.
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>>39835 Having some sex training at the gym with your bro and then some mating press sparring together at home for extra workout
>>39840 Consider the purpose of the quotation marks.
If i paint the Yellow Sign on my door does that repel or attract abyssals?
>>39841 i do thank you for trying to wendigopill me
>>39846 everything attracts abyssals actually, you cant stop them
>>39849 A Hebi can.
>>39850 That would be cyuuuuuuuuuuuuute. Anon is abyssal bait, but his childhood friend is having NONE of it. Every week she has to find some alternative romantic option for the monster girl from beyond time and space who showed up to claim him. But when will she have time to pursue her own Romantic Feelings for him? Hint: once a season in the 2 parter at the end. 17,000 seasons.
>>39850 Careful, the idea of merging with her husband like an abyssal may be appealing to a Hebi.
>>39850 a hebi will stop the abyssals, yes, but in the process she will learn of the closeness and control abyssal marriage can provide and start to copy it. hope you like being attached to a snake
>>39853 Why would anyone want LESS hebi when she has learned to give more than any other?
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>>39844 This but with my auntster
>>39849 Wrong, my black werecat protects me since I'm a child
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clingy kiki
>>39857 >kiki wants to be intimate with master, but her massive tits are pushing him away I cri evry tim
>>39856 bad news about your black werecat: also an abyssal. did you know most monsters secretly are? they just know most peolle dont want to transform and politely resist the temptation, doing it in a more minor way, better known as turning their husband into an incubus. this is canon and i am not taking questions. please do not ask kc
>>39858 she had to get breast reduction surgery. absolutely tragic.
>>39859 No, NO! My werecat would never do that, sex is just another way to ward off the eldritch horrors creeping around the manor.
>>39861 the *other eldrich horrors. shes your one and only. do not attempt to look for her hidden library.
>>39862 You're wrong, she wouldn't lie or manipulate me, we're friend since childhood.
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>>39849 if you'll reference the scoreboard, chaos is hard countered by one fishy lady
>>39864 are we powerscaling now
>>39864 youll have to forgive me but i dont know who this is, what does she do to counter the abyss? not much can stop a determined mindflayer
>>39866 They fought and banished the old one deep in the sea with the help of Poseidon if I remember well
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>>39866 when chaos last tried to overtake the world they got btfo by the forces of poseidon (seemingly unaided by any other deities) and got sealed into the abyss those poor creatures of chaos are still a little traumatized about it
>>39867 >>39868 uhhh propaganda or something, im sure they were actually just friends
>>39857 >They have been kissing for three hours straight Fulfilling your Kiki's needs is a lot of responsibility.
>>39870 What's the kiki thinking?
>>39871 watermelon
>>39871 >旦那様...♥ 旦那様...♥ Mastah
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>>39870 The average time you'll spend kissing any clingy monstergirl really.
Everyone knows there isn't such a thing as a sexy fish.
>>39857 You have to start disciplining your kiki at this point, how are either of you supposed to get any work done like this?
>>39876 How do you know this wasn't a reward for a job well done? Or maybe they are on lovey-dovey vacation.
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>>39823 Hebi looked back at me and she's cutie
>>39878 The longer i look at the gif the stramger i gets. Do you have a non interpolated version?
>>39868 Not a ton of guys in the ocean, competition is fierce. Never underestimate the power of a horny sea bishop.
>>39878 no hate but why do their eyebrows look like that
>>39881 That style is Hikimayu
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I am once again asking for story ideas
>>39882 thank you >>39883 well what monsters do you like at the moment?
>>39883 Idea stealer! Anon is stealing ideas again!
>>39885 And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids
>>39886 There's an idea: saturday morning cartoons in MGC.
>>39887 Slacker human and his childhood friend Kobold, what do the rest of the gang get replaced with?
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Consider the greenworm.
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>>39889 Breaking the law, breaking the law!
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throw me to the hot damp smelly horc pit.
>>39891 How would Orc Hordes work in modern times? Rowdy sports gangs maybe?
>>39892 Nah. Good old nomad H'orcs and P'orcs living outside civilization, raiding cities and then disappearing into the wilderness with men and food.
>>39892 You know when there's a big sale someplace, like Black Friday? They hunt bargains
>>39893 This just makes me picture orcs living in a run down trailer court in the woods for some reason.
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>>39892 Football hooligans. Get an ogre to protect you at matches.
>>39881 they are thicc and cute eyebrows
Mindflayers (and abyssals as a whole) actually value your consent unlike many other monsters. No one has ever been raped or kidnapped by them, because anyone they go for is wanting it even if neither party knows it yet. Even so, they prefer more traditional methods of courting such as forced-summoning, restraint negation, and flirtation. Remember to vote for miss flayer for mayor. Theres a reason it kind of rhymes.
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>that look as she moves her tail up and shows off her wet panties If I had a maid like this I'd never be able to keep off her
>>39898 It does rhyme, it's just english desperately needs a spell reform.
>>39895 Trailer park p'orc harem sounds based
>>39825 I think about it about 20% of the time the rest of the time I think about being hugged by fluffy limbs, hugging fluffy tails, sex with mamono that can fill the previous criteria, swords, and food there's no room for anything else
>>39864 This might be the cutest fish I've ever seen. AND she's modestly dressed? Thank Poseidon.
>>39857 This but with big titty Alp bro
>>39888 Fred is still a human dude. There's a meta joke about how he always ends up interacting with a lot of reverse traps and alps. Velma is a basilisk and I'm not explaining why. Daphne would be... honestly, a basic succ seems like a good fit. They're pretty versatile.
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>>39904 What if your bro is flat?
>>39906 I'd give him a bunch of holst milk. As a joke.
>>39906 She needs to start drinking her holst milk again, or else i'll forcefeed her milk myself.
alps are only gay if youre specifically into the fact that they used to be a guy
>>39863 she isn't lying or trying to manipulate you, i agree, you're just kind of oblivious
>>39883 Terrifying shoggoth with “biblically accurate angel” anatomy is full of lubbu-lubbu feelings for Anon, but her appearance fills him with abject terror. How can Shog-chan show Anon that on the inside she is full of warmth and love? Don’t say by turning herself inside out! She tried that and he did not like it. He also isn’t interested in her Giant Penguin form. WHY ARE BOYS SO HARD!?!?!?
>>39911 has she considered turning into a dinosaur?? everyone likes dinosaurs, diosuars are fucking sick
>>39912 That actually sounds really cute. Miss Dino Shog waves at Anon. She does a sexy wink, which Anon doesn’t notice. She keeps picking individual eyes to blink until he does, but instead his eyes roll back in his head and he starts to convulse on the floor. Another failure, but he did seem to enjoy the dinosaur! Progress!
>>39913 simply try a different dinosaur
>>39914 Barney
>>39915 Centaurfuckers, this is your mindset.
>>39915 hes purple itll work, everyone loves purple
>>39899 Thankfully I have no such problems, I bought my maid a proper beast girl tailored uniform with a tail hole cut out
>>39918 And you use it exclusively for sex, Anon. You see how that doesn’t help at all, right? Plus, she’s supposed to be the one wearing it, not you.
>>39919 >Plus, she’s supposed to be the one wearing it, not you. When master anon rolls 2 and fails the domination check
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this image is not a cheshire's butt
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>>39902 Scandalous! Wait till the public hears about this!
>>39916 What is that supposed to mean?
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>>39921 This neither
>>39924 why is cheshire's tail so pathetically short? lol. lmao. even.
still cant hear out my left ear. im going to have words with miss flayer. those words will be stuttered, and i will probably accidentally ask her to do it again, but i will have words regardless.
>>39922 >one (1) singular article about anon's love for fluff >he wakes up the next day without a home, only an amorphous mass of fluff conjured by a very, very passionate inari
>>39925 not to defend a cheshire but i think the anon is just comically large
>>39928 'not to defend a cheshire' I TAKE IT BACK. I LOVE CHESHIRES! i love all wonderland monsters, but i love cheshires a lot! they are not cringe! they are not based either but they are certainly not cringe! they are often disarmingly funny and amazing and getting you in bed before you realise it! do not disrespect cheshires! imsorry
>>39928 her tail can't even reach her feet. SHORT tail. SHORT.
>>39931 can YOUR tail reach YOUR feet? i didnt think so, tailcel. you dont even have one.
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>>39932 YES. ACTUALLY. A half cat is more of a cat than the short-tailedshire cat.
>>39926 You should really get that checked out anon. Sounds pretty bad.
>>39922 find me a mountaintop and I'll scream it at the top of my lungs for all to hear >>39928 why wouldn't you defend a cheshire?
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>>39907 >>39908 Milky Alp is fine too
>>39934 i have gotten it checked out dont worry its literally just earwax lmao
>>39935 >why wouldnt you defend a cheshire? i corrected myself in >>39929, without being coerced in any way
Does MGC even have people with mental illnesses? I feel like theres a monster than can be tacticaly deployed to deal with any of them. >Anxious anon Deploy the hellhound. >Depressed anon Deploy the bogie.
>>39936 Much better. Alps shouldn't make their bros worry by looking so skinny and underdeveloped. Wouldn't want to make her bro think she's malnourished.
>>39939 >>Depressed anon >Deploy the bogie. I mean, usually it's the bogeys the ones that deal with depressed anons. But it's no bigie, it's not like that's their whole gimmic or anything.
>>39941 >it's no bigie correct. it's a bogie.
>>39941 i think both of them can deal with depression pretty well. one will make you laugh, the other will bring you comfort. although i admit i just fucked up lol
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>>39927 I just wish Ratas would stop including people's full legal names, photographs, and addresses in their articles. It's a bit intrusive, especially the overly detailed "hunting strategies" section.
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>>39936 I wish Barb started drawing the Dark Strategist or more Alps in general, if you are reading this Barb please draw some. Alps are in dire need of love.
>>39939 What's it take to get someone to deploy the Ushi?
>>39945 Would you that creature knowing that it used to be a man? I would
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You know, if you consume all the milk that your wife produces every single day you will definitely become morbidly obese, milk has a ton of fat and calories
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>>39947 Imagine caring about any of that when she looks like a goddes decended from the heavens. KC really cooked with the Dark strategist design.
>>39948 Just burn the calories by doing fuckcercise.
You have booped the beans, but have you booped the nipples? Mamono have nipples, too! Nipples that often go hours or even DAYS without a single "boop!" (saying the "boop" makes it more effective).
>>39947 >>39949 It's a man and it's gay, stop being gay.
>>39952 ~YOU'RE GAY~!
>>39947 I won't let mere details like the fact that she used to have a dick stand in the way of my own dick. The trick is to say no homo and make her admit yours is better than hers was. >>39948 Between the sex caused by sucking monster titties and the copious amounts of energy expelled in my sperm that would have to balance out, right?
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>>39952 Fucking an Alp is heterosexual behavior since they are biological women At the same time Alps aren't faggots for loving you since they are no longer men but biological women Go impregnate Alps if you lust for monsters that are biological women
>>39955 >insist on the one monster out of 250 or something that has the specific gimmic of actually being a dude >not gay
>>39948 >morbidly obese nuh-uh, gonna get ripped as fuark GOMAD baby
>>39957 I dunno what GOMAD means, but it's a known fact that mamono have something called "the Milk Cycle"
>>39958 Gallon Of Milk A Day It's a diet sometimes recommended to people who just started weightlifting and want to put on a lot of mass quickly.
>>39938 at least you corrected yourself I may bully cheshes and a few other mamono, but if one was ever being bullied by someone else I would hop to her defense in an instant >>39951 I already boop >beans >noses >ears >the base of the tail >tummies >thighs >cheeks >the other cheeks >the OTHER other cheeks >foreheads >the small of the back >the oblique and you expect me to add ANOTHER part to boop? I'm gonna be fucking booped out dude
>>39960 But if you boop a nipple, your mamono will squeal like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
>>39961 a mamono going hoohoo would be utterly disconcerting and I hope to not witness it
>>39962 I think it is a nice thing for a mamono to do.
>>39939 i'd sign up to be carried around by a bunyip as a therapy human
>>39965 >t. Anon who thinks he's signed up to go places with a bunyip >Mostly just to the kitchen and back
whats your guys fit during dotr??? im rocking a propeller hat, addis tracksuit, spongebob squarepants socks and TMNT slippers
I remember when I first started reading MGE stuff the idea of being incubized disgusted me. I'd never want to give up my humanity. But just the other day I thought about it and considered that maybe it wouldn't be so bad. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
>>39969 incubus are humans though
>>38773 >50% a really big wonderworm who showed up Ok ok fine, I'll leave my cave. I have to see this. I don't really know the etiquette on talking to bouncy castles but hopefully she'll be too high to care.
>>39969 I'd take it just for the health benefits I need new joints after all my years beating the fuck out of them
Does magus never post here?
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>LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. when automaton got a tiny ounce of emotion towards her husband
>>39973 How exactly is one supposed to know?
>>39975 did he ever post his story here too?
>>39973 magus, murloc and I think one other writer decided to play the role of orchestra on sinking titanic and completely boycott this thread for incomprehensible reasons.
>>39977 I don't think it's boycotting. Whether they post here ocasionally we can't know, and either way it's their decision and we should respect it. You shouldn't try to shit on our best writers unless you want to seem like a shitposter.
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>LIGHTNING BOLT >LIGHTNING BOLT >LIGHTNING BOLT >LIGHTNING BOLT
>>39979 what happens if you pull on ms raiju's dorky lightning hair only hard enough to straighten it out though, not pulling on the root or anything does it flick back into her forehead when you let it go
>>39979 Joke on her, I have the Henryk's Hunter armor set equiped
>>39981 actually having lightning resistance defeats the point the point is to be as zappable as possible and overstim until your mind is worthless mush
>>39982 It's not just a secondary mini boss battle?
>>39980 paralysis stacks, mostly
>>39979 What happens if I throw a bucket of water on her, get the weasel wet?
>>39983 ms raiju is worthy of being a full scale act boss >>39984 that goes without saying but I want it to do something funny
>>39978 I'm not stirring shit up, I'm merely being factual. When we were splitting they were openly talking about it and you can look it up on warosu if you want https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49328617#p49331987 It makes no real difference for me because I can just bookmark their AO3 pages if I want to.
>>39969 Why do you feel differently now?
>>39974 >encounter used and abused work automaton >rescue her from the scrap heap as well as an old gremtech interfacing device >RTFM >hook up the automaton to the device >put her bad memories in a new partition and encrypt it >set up a new working memory partition >boot her up >fill the new blank partition with unconditional, unceasing care affection from the moment her eyes flicker on >later on, help her deal with her past by decrypting the bad memories bit by bit, or believe her when she says to wipe it and all that matters is now
>>39974 >It won't be a stylish marriage >She can't afford a carriage >But you'll look sweet >Upon the seat >of a warmachine built for twooooo!
>>39940 Alps should be either flat as a board or titty monsters. Nothing in between.
>>39974 >ONE DAY THEY WON'T NEED US >BUT NOT TODAY
>>39993 >healthy /fit/ alp with perfect hand-sized globes that look amazing in a sports bra your move
>>39995 A fit guy wouldnt need to alp in the first place and you can get regular succ cardiobunnies that pull that look off far better
>>39996 >A fit guy wouldnt need to alp in the first place What exactly does that mean? Not for you to decide if a bro wants to provide moral support on the gym or use her massive dumptruck as a 200kg weight.
>>39997 >bro >her see what I mean?
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>>40004 I don't understand? What's strange about it? Bros can be girls too. Else, ask a tomboy ogre, or any pyrow.
>>39979 thw genius of raiju shouldnt be underestmated. being locked to just lighning spells and still having A-tier eromancy os insane. respect raijus
>>39996 you alp if you want to be a girl though, theres a lot of transwomen that worked out way too much as men to try fix what they didnt understand was wrong, a buff guy in the gym cpuld totally alp
>>40005 >Pic I'd fuck him. He will become a good wife. But I'll need to get him some more feminine clothes to fit the role.
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>>40005 Brogres...
>>39969 Mge incubuses are just humans with no power limit
>>39969 incubi are effectively the same thing as a 'hero', a champion of the order blessed by the chief god. an incubus is the same, way more powerful and all that, but just way hornier and with a bigger dick. ||assuming they havent been dicking down an abyssal.|| theres really no downsides. you dont lose anything, really, except maybe erectile dysfuction if you got incubised pretty late
>>40012 *way more powerful than a normal human, incubi and heroes are pretty much equal in terms of power, but incubi have more options for power and can just fuck to heal themself
>>39939 >>39941 >>39943 Bogies give really good hugs as well, I'm sure.
>>40015 Proof?
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>>40005 My auntster is my bro, she has always been there for me when I want to have a good time after all
>>39977 The guy linked below was Murloc, the third guy was Beast. Magus made no comments about the situation, but only posted links on /jp/ afterwards. It's their choice to stay, and their stories still show up on anubis.moe if you want to read them. >>39987 Speaking of, I wonder when/if anubis.moe is going to start picking up links here. Probably not a lot of pressure to do that since almost every story since the hack got crossposted (Alp's last story didn't get picked up from /mgt/ cause apparently he messed up the link), and there's been a drought in general.
>>40019 >Alp's last story didn't get picked up from /mgt/ cause apparently he messed up the link That can't be right
>>39969 >I'm not sure how I feel about this. I think you got bamboozled by spacebattles types spewing bullshit about muh humanity, as if life is some valiant war against other beings. You can stay human and die of cancer, go bald or deal with plethora of other problems plaguing us. You're not going to die smiling in the face of an eldritch horror, you just die shitting and pissing yourself when your faulty regular human body starts to fail. Or die in a car accident like a bitch, lmao. Then a local Lich brings you back and asks if you are retarded to go through all that crap. Or you could take the dark matter pill and enjoy being hentai superman.
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>>40018 But is she there for you when you are having a bad time? Does she make you soup when you drank too much and your stomach hurts from vomiting? Would she brush your teeth if you broke your arm?
>>39987 Fuck, guess we won't have them here
>>40020 I don't know how else to explain it. >>35686 https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49804283#p49815188 The site says it got picked up by the writer scraper instead.
>>40022 >But is she there for you when you are having a bad time? Does she make you soup when you drank too much and your stomach hurts from vomiting? What's the price? It can't be free.
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>>40022 Absolutely
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>>40026 Well, usually the service costs 400 monbucks per hour, but you are family, so it'll just require a couple of liters of your mana after the fact. Administered raw, of course.
>>40024 Link in that post seems to work fine though.
>>40029 I mean the scraper seems to not work with AO3 links that don't include "works", so Alp isn't to blame for not knowing since I didn't either.
>>40030 That link has /work/ though?
>>40031 https://archiveofourown.org/works/68457611 The one posted on Capy did and would have been picked up by the scraper. https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/177197311 The one posted on /mgt/ did not and was not picked up, though clicking it does still lead you to the right page.
>>40031 Nah it definitely doesn't say that >>40032 Well the more you know, sorry for the inconvenience I guess
>>40032 >would have been picked up by the scraper. You'd have to ask the guy who handles the aggregator, but i think it doesn't work here yet.
>>40033 No worries, things worked out in the end anyway. Looking at the links again I think it makes sense it didn't work because entire stories and chapters have separate IDs, and the scraper only checks the former for new stories and the latter for those already recorded.
>>40017 Closely related to Bogeys, like making sad Anons happy, and have big grabbers and honkers.
>>40036 Hmm not convinced. Do you have any proof for those big grabbers and honkers? Any proof that those big grabbers and honkers can be used for hugging?
>>40028 >monbucks What's the monbucks ratio with Euro?
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it's maid inspection day
In MGC, Automaton bricks you.
I don't want to have sex with spiders. I don't want to have sex with spiders. I don't want to have sex with spiders. I don't want to have sex with spiders. I don't want to have sex with sp-
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>>40039 I thought it was hag inspection day
>>40041 I want to (literally) be tied at the hip to a spider.
>>40041 Agreed. I want to have sex with one spider monogamous-style. No spider harems for me!
>>40041 she's more of a tarantula
Poke the trap door spider's trap with a long stick until she gets so mad she has to come out and get you herself.
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Just WASP yourself anon!
>>40038 About 1 to 1.
>>40047 I don't trust protestants.
>>40047 >Naturally they then take the man to the personal room given to them and release their happiness and anticipation by crashing into the man's body with all their strength. Has to be one of the most alluring sentences in the whole Encyclopedia
>>40049 nono WASP, as in Wicked Awesome Striped Pricker
>>40048 Damn, renting a friend in japan would be less costly
>>40050 wish i had a bunyip to crash into to hug and squeeze with all my power
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>>40054 I do too
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>>40053 Consider renting a friend in Zipangu. Their rates are very affordable.
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>>40053 Well, quality has its price. Lucky you are her nephew and get a couple's family discount
>>40056 >>40057 That fox looks more trustworthy, I will eat ramen with her
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>>40059 Going out with a random fox of all people? After your auntie got herself ready all for you? Guess she'll have to hit the bad end bar and cry herself to sleep in one of the stools until she gets kicked out.
>>40061 I don't have aunt, who are you, who is she?
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>>40062 All you need
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>>40064 >Anon get stolen by an aunt once again on 4mon >chesh stockmarket in shamble
>>39979 >took -500% lightning resist for 20 extra stat points >figured it wouldn't be a big deal because only two or three monsters deal lightning damage and none of them are common enemies >I'd probably have time to get lightning resist gear before I encountered them >first fucking encounter is this random encounter my ass, the system is rigged
>>40066 I'd take that Demon Lord rigged system over our current Demiurge rigged system any day.
>Put all my points into 500% thunder resist >Get attacked by a zap weasel's lightning >Cum
Honestly I'd rather a thunderbird than a zapweasel
>>40069 She's great at handling your mail.
>>40069 Did you know? In german, vögel means birds, but vögeln means to fuck.
>>40056 Why pay to rent when you can be assigned a friend or two for free just by visiting a convenience store?
i just live inside my wife's clothes.
>>39825 I NEED miss manti to pat my head and smush my cake
>>40069 thunderbirds seem alright but ms raiju is the only zipangunese mamono I can or will trust and she's also capable of being quiet once in a while so that's nice too
>>40074 I meant to say face...Wtf is wrong with my brain
>>40074 Manticore cake sitting?
>>40076 Don't you worry, she'll still get after that cake. You're welcome to smuah hers as well, of course.
>>39838 Sounds comfy as fuck. Wish I could into tulpas
I asked this in the other bread but I might aswell ask here to. Do you think that a mans beard is to monsters the same what mofu might be to us?
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Wikifag here, another batch of translations has been completed. This concludes the tourist information sections. >>37816 15.33. [Dragonia Arena] 15.34. Liliafrau 15.35. Marietta 15.36. [Dungeon Introduction] >The Dragonia Arena Location: “The Bonded Hills”1 in the Dragonia Empire This is the land that once was the flourishing Dragei Empire— while that nation is long gone, it’s an undeniable fact that it was full of powerful people. Dragonia was built with the combined efforts of dragons and humans, with the mistakes of the past as a cautionary tale and an inspiration. We strive to be a powerful nation as well, but in a much different way from our predecessor. In the first place, “power” and “love” are one and the same. Take us in the Corps, for instance. The source of all of the power that the dragoons and their mounts wield is a strong desire to protect what we love. Of course, this isn’t just true for Dragonia— the root of the power of the monsters who attack humans all around the world is a strong feeling of love, a desire to take a human man as their husband. True “strength”, as we see it here in Dragonia, isn’t reckless violence or the means to take what you want. It’s for putting all of yourself on the line and expressing your unconditional love for your partner. This arena, just like the Dragoon Corps, is a symbol of that power that embodies our beliefs as Dragonians, where the bonds of humans and dragons… no, not just dragons, of all monsters, are put to the test. The tourneys held nearly every day within these walls are certainly festivals for the art of combat, but you could even say that they’re celebrations of love, too. Even so, all of those competitions we hold regularly are just for the sake of our empire’s biggest event, the annual Grand Tournament of Dragonia. The Tournament is separated into two divisions, “singles” and “doubles”, and including the opening and closing ceremonies, lasts a full eight days— of course our Queen Deonora attends, but so do prominent lilim from mamono realm kingdoms across the continent, and above all else, the supreme being herself, Her Majesty the Mamono Lord. There’s no greater honor than to become the champion of this Tournament… no small number of participants who are out to make a name for themselves in front of the Mamono Lord and her daughters and snag a high-ranking position, either. That’s why when the Tournament rolls around, you see every possible kind of warrior, not just us knights from the Corps, come out of the woodwork to enter— from the proudest fighters in the Empire, to brawlers hailing from other countries, even wild dragons living out in the Territories. Dragonia ends up being completely overrun with tourists who’ve come to watch a good fight and sometimes even last-minute participants who didn’t bother to preregister. Winning a tournament that attracts as many skilled fighters as this one is no easy task. That said, there’s one thing you need to remember: whether you’re a human or a monster, when you think of the things you love, you’re capable of drawing out power above and beyond your usual limits. The only sure-fire training a participant hoping to go all the way can do is cultivating their love. … why the hell are you just standing there listening like none of this concerns you?! The first day of the Grand Tournament is fast approaching as we speak! It’s absolutely essential that we deepen our own bonds and cultivate our love! At this rate, there’s no way we can even think of winning!... licking our wounds so to speak in the infirmary wouldn’t be so bad, I suppose… but what can you ever hope to achieve with such a negative attitude?! I’ve already made arrangements at an inn for us— tonight, you and I are going to get some real training in ♥ ~Captain of the Dragonia Dragoon Corps Altoiris~ Translation Notes: 1: This could also be translated as "Hills of the Pair Bond", as it's still 番, but I went with this because it sounded less clunky. >Basic Rules of the Grand Tournament of Dragonia ○ This tournament, officiated by none other than Her Majesty the Mamono Lord, welcomes many esteemed guests with deep connections to other mamono realms. The goals of this event are to embody the bonds between humans and monsters by showing their love through battle, and to display the current state of mutual understanding that has broken through the barriers of species, as well as possibilities for the future. ○ The only weaponry permitted for use in this tournament, in both the single and double matches, in principle, are those made from realmsilver. Using a weapon made of any other material, or any other action that seeks to directly inflict physical injury onto a competitor’s person is strictly prohibited. ○ Use of any kind of magic is also subject to the same restrictions as described above: any offensive magic used with intent to injure a competitor is forbidden. Additionally, there are special limitations regarding the use of magic. Refer to the magic usage protocol. ○ As a general rule, singles matches proceed in a one-off format, limited to one round, but both the “unwed league” and “couples league” of the doubles matches determine the winner via knockout in a tournament format. Translation Notes: Based on the precedent that I've ascertained, these explanations are in-universe written documents, almost assuredly written by the apprentice, as they are in plain rather than distal form. >■ Singles Matches Eligible combatants: Unmarried humans, unmarried monsters Win condition: Rendering one’s opponent unable to continue fighting using realmsilver weapons 【Overview】 The singles matches, held over the first three days of the tournament proper, are one-on-one bouts between humans and monsters. All participants require an iron will to never surrender no matter what difficulties they may face, just as the warriors of the Dragei revolutionary army, fighting alone for three days and nights as one after another their companions fell around them, once had. In addition, because the defeated humans or monsters are treated as spoils of war, and in many cases combatants become a mated pair right in the very arena, humans and monsters who already have spouses or lovers are disallowed from competing. A human warrior triumphing over a monster opponent is exceedingly difficult, and even in rare chance that he has succeeded, it’s nearly inevitable that he, still riding the heat of the battle and feeling the effects of being bombarded by mana, will reach out to the prone body of the defeated monster as his “trophy”, and they’ll usually end up making love right then and there. Conversely, while there may rarely be a victorious monster who leaves the arena without touching the completely helpless she’s defeated, in those circumstances, the men who lost will be taken to the infirmary, where they will instead receive another monster’s “medical attention”. There is an understanding among the dragons that this tournament is a place where one can quickly encounter a strong man, and those in the lizard family of monsters tend to devote a particularly high degree of passion to these singles matches. Typically, the matching of the contending humans and monsters is determined by the tournament organizers, a committee formed by the attendants who serve directly under Queen Deonora. However, on rare occasions, the Queen herself will decide on a whim to personally enter monsters whose skill level is far beyond a human’s as a “trial”, or a dragon zombie might be attracted to the abundance of powerful mana and interrupt the planned matches, so the singles matches are well-known for being the most prone to some sort of disturbance. Translation Notes: N/A >■ Doubles Matches Eligible combatants: Unmarried humans and unmarried monsters, OR monster couples Win condition: Rendering either member of the opposing team unable to continue fighting using realmsilver weapons 【Overview】 Saved for the second half of the tournament is the doubles matches, where humans and monsters form pairs and fight two-on-two with an opposing human-monster duo. With its participants representing the knights and dragons who fought together during the Dragei Revolution, these doubles matches bring the rising fervor of the Grand Tournament of Dragonia to a climax. The event is divided into two leagues, with the first being the “unwed league”, where single humans and monsters are chosen by lottery according to the compatibility of their mana or quirks acquired from their respective occupations and become impromptu “partners”. The second is the “couples league”, where couples regardless of marital status1 register in advance to do battle with each other. In both cases, what is being tested is not the power of the individual, but the pair’s collective power, as well as the depth of their love and caring for each other. Given that such fierce battles often involve releasing mana with all one’s might, it’s rather common for the victors of these battles to be overcome with emotion and begin mating right in front of the massive crowd. That love-making, no matter how obscene or how much passion it instills onto the entire arena, is one of the qualifications for a truly great duo. On the other hand, the losing pair will be taken together to the infirmary, where, sharing a bed, they have particularly sentimental sex, as if consoling one another. In this way, it’s become a tradition of the Grand Tournament of Dragonia that those who lose in the unwed league will become a couple, and, entering in the following year into the couples league, have an incredible comeback, showing off their ardent love in a way that garners the envy of those around them. The threshold for entry for the unwed league is quite high, as it demands the immediate cultivation of bonds and love which typically takes years. Therefore, the pairs who manage to catch the eyes of other spectators in a spectacular fashion within this format may receive special recompense from particularly important guests, or even the attention of a scout. Securing a triumphant victory in this tournament is an incredible display of power, as well as proof that a couple has a bond of love that everyone acknowledges, and for monster combatants, it’s one way to be accepted into the precious few members of the Mamono Lord’s Royal Guard, an elite group that countless monsters aspire to be a part of. Translation Notes: 1: The two terms being differentiated here are 夫婦 ("married couple/husband and wife") and カップル (from English "couple"), so basically "married" or "dating". >Liliafrau ~Dragon Swordswoman of the Cerulean1 Flame~ Liliafrau Danger level: ★★★★ Habitat: Dragonia Arena “So hot… my body is burning… oi, you. You’re a warrior, aren’t you? How about a match? ♥” 【Emergency Bounty】 At this occasion, I, speaking on behalf of the committee and recognizing your combat skill as particularly outstanding even among those participating in the singles battles, request your aid in dealing with a powerful dragon. The opponent I would like you to defeat is the salamander Lilifrau. Also known by her alias “The Cerulean Flame”, she is the one of the Dragonia Empire’s preeminent swordswomen, sometimes even referred to as the second coming of the master swordswoman Drandina, a lizardman who once reigned undefeated in this arena. True to the nature of those in the lizard family, who seek out strong opponents, Liliafrau is perpetually eager to throw herself into combat with skilled fighters. Last year, as well as the year before that, she participated in the Grand Tournament of Dragonia, crushing her opponent with her fearsome swordsmanship, and yet, despite her victory, she left the arena without so much as touching the man. Having never found a husband, the flames of battle that smolder inside of her have never gone out, and these days, she wanders around the city, popping into bars and smaller arenas at random to repeatedly engage in somewhat excessive “playing with fire”2. As a dragon myself, I understand her heartfelt desire to take only a strong man as her husband, but I cannot continue to ignore that her “hubby hunt” has reached the point that she’s scaring quite a few people in the Empire. If things continue as they are, Liliafrau may just show up at this year’s Grand Tournament wielding her insatiable blade. If you have the courage to face any dragon without fear, and flames of love that burn hotter than those of her fighting spirit, I sincerely hope that you will take up your sword and confront her. ~Committee for the Grand Tournament of Dragonia~ Translation Notes: 1: The kanji used here is not 青, the most typical one for the color blue, but 蒼, a rather uncommon and poetic one that often refers to lighter shades (青 covers a whole gamut). They're pronounced the exact same, but their nuances are different. Naturally, I had to pick a fancier shade of blue! 2: 火遊び, literally "fire-playing", refers to both literal playing with fire (like fiddling with matches and lighters), and also reckless behavior, frequently with the additional nuance of rashly flirting and pursuing love affairs that might be dangerous, or at least won't end well. It's a good double-entendre for a salamander. >Marietta ~Black Lily of Sorrow~ Marietta Danger level: ★★★★★ Habitat: “Oath Lake” in the Dragonian Territories “Look at me, feel me— please, just for this moment, let me hear your voice, let me see myself reflected in your eyes…” You, human. Are you enjoying our great Empire? Enough of that caution— I haven’t summoned you here to eat you. From what I’ve heard, you intend to participate in this year’s Grand Tournament, yes? …Hm, judging by your appearance, it seems you’re more than ready. Those resolute eyes of yours… it’s no wonder why my attendants are all talking about you. There’s something about you… it will take you far with the dragons here. However. There are those among the dragons participating in the Grand Tournament whose hearts simply won’t open, even when they try to show their true strength and speak of their love. As you surely already know, us dragons once reigned as great monsters worthy of being rulers of this land, and clashed with you humans for quite some time. At times, we ravaged your kingdoms, but at others, you returned the favor. Even in a world where we dragons had no desire whatsoever to harm humans, our very existence would still become a threat, and many of us bore unjust treatment as symbols of evil. In our Dragonian Territories, there are still dragons who remember being driven out of their homes and yet suffer from their wounded hearts. Even now, when monsters and humans can live hand in hand, they still live out their lives apart from our world. That girl, Marietta— she’s one of them. Treated as a cursed dragon from birth and rejected by humans her whole life, she still suffers to this day, torn between wanting to love humans, and being unable to do so. Her single pleasure in life comes once a year, when she goes against human men in the Grand Tournament. Her body’s sole reprieve from a year’s worth of lust is during that single, short-lived battle, the moment where a man rushes towards her. To her, participating in the tournament is a release of all of that pent-up desire. Year after year, she knocks her opponent unconscious without any sense of restraint, and scurries back to her home. The dragons of this land are like my daughters, and when I thought about the same sad cycle repeating again this year, I wanted to do something, anything… but no matter what I try to say, nothing could ever reach Marietta’s heart. I take it you’ve surmised what I’m going to ask, yes? I’ve put my faith in you, human— please, save Marietta. What…? What happens if you lose the battle?... You’re already quailing before the fight has even begun! If you’re going to be like that, I’ll tell you where she lives— if you can’t win against her, just keep visiting her however many times it takes! You’re by no means dashing, nor are you particularly gallant… candidly, your physical appeal as a whole is below average. But what matters is that your love for dragons runs deeper than anyone else’s! You’ve something special in you, like that man1 did, and it’s the only reason why I’ve deigned to trust you with this task! BEFORE MY VERY THRONE! Why are you hanging your head like some shameful whelp?! If you’d consider yourself a male dragon, you’d accept my request without any whining and go! ~Queen Deonora of the Dragonia Empire~ Translation Notes: 1: She's talking about Dell Row here! I wonder what their relationship was like. Couldn't have been love, or else he'd be here as her hubby... but she clearly thinks highly of him.
>>40083 >The Dragonian Territories: A Dungeon Introduction Sure, it’s not so bad checking out the capital city, but if you’re coming to Dragonia to do some sightseeing, you’re seriously missing out if you aren’t exploring the natural beauty of the Dragonian Territories! Throughout all these untamed forests, you can see all of the rare and unique plants that can only grow because of all of our dragon mana, and if you go even deeper into the wilderness you can look out over the breathtakingly beautiful Lake Ryuusen, or Dragonia Falls— it’ll knock you off your feet just like the breath of a great dragon! When afternoon rolls around, I really recommend popping into one of the little bistros that the farmer couples out in the prairies run. You can take in the great outdoors while eating lunch with the freshest monster veggies the Territories have to offer! And at dusk, you can see Dragonia’s untouched landscape, all of the fields are dyed gold by the evening sun! Don’t forget about nighttime, either! Sitting on top of a little hill, looking out over all the lampflowers in full bloom— it’s an unmissable date spot… or something like that. Y’know, everyone always talks about the stuff in Dragonia Empire, but the Dragonian Territories have a ton of sightseeing spots that make use of the unique charms of nature. Weeell, if I’m trying to sell you on the Territories, I have to let you know it’s… “as is”. Sure, there are wild dragons around… and it’s usually just a liiittle bit dangerous for an adventurer to go poking around by themselves… but! That’s exactly where we tour guides come in ♥ As long as one of us is here, your odds of getting attacked by a wild dragon go way down, and even if you’re in an area with terrain that’s too harsh to push through by yourself, we can join forces and overcome it together! So, are you all ready for an adventure? From here on out, it’ll be just me and you ♥ The moment you enter a dungeon, there’s no telling what could be inside! ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Lyra~ >■ Ruins of the Dragei Empire Danger level: ★★★ Inhabited by (dragons): Lizardmen, dragons, etc. Inhabited by (other monsters): Succubus, witch, living doll, etc. Most dangerous monster1: Dragon Primary collectibles: Mysterious dragonslag2, precious metals, dragon scales, etc. ○ One can see the ancient vestiges of the once-flourishing Dragei Empire in the Dragonian Territories. The villas and guest homes of the former aristocracy that dot the landscape, even in their ruined states, still boast timeless architectural beauty, speaking eloquently to just how much luxury they enjoyed at the time. However, in the current age, the new masters of these lands are the dragons, wielding fearsome might. Though it is said that there are still countless treasures lying in wait in the ruins, breaking into a dragon’s manor, possibly inhabited by yet more monsters, causes some trepidation even among the most reckless thieves. 【Mysterious Dragonslag】 These oddly-shaped curios, usually made of iron or bronze, can be found relatively easily in the ruins. What they actually are are the results of wild dragons releasing their fiery breath on a whim, the blast hitting a structure and melting it down, and as such, are not particularly valuable in and of themselves. However, among these melted masses, there are rarely those that possess incredibly artistic forms, and are traded at a high price among some enthusiastic “dragonslag collectors”. Perhaps there is a certain romance to the notion that these were created by a dragon’s breath. It’s not something we dragons quite understand ourselves, but there appear to be many tourists who take them home as a sort of lucky charm. 【Dragon Scales】 Out of the items that one can find in the Dragonian Territories, dragon scales may be among the most valuable. Even though they’ve fallen out, the scales still contain dragon mana, and see frequent use, especially among human warriors, as protective talismans, and even as symbols of power. It’s quite often the case that during the yearly Grand Tournament of Dragonia, men who possess one of these scale talismans have a fateful reunion with the dragon who originally owned it ♥ Translation Notes: 1: The most literal way to translate this would have been more like "monsters to watch out for" or "monsters requiring (particular) caution", but this honestly felt more natural to the format. 2: My translation of 竜塊, another novel compound. 塊 means "mass" or "clump", but I went with "slag" because it produces a pleasant rhythm with "dragon", and it's also a mostly useless byproduct of mining and smelting, so I found it fitting. >■ Underground Waterways of Dragonia Falls Danger level: ★★★ Inhabited by (dragons): Lizardman, etc. Inhabited by (other monsters): Queen slime, sahuagin, bubble slime Most dangerous monster: Queen slime Primary collectibles: Sahuagin scales, slidra jelly, water dragon scales, etc. ○ Behind Dragonia Falls, there is a series of underground waterways that lead to a massive floodgate once controlled by the Dragei Empire. At the time, the Empire had a grand and ambitious plan, one that flew in the face of the very spirits of the land, to control nature itself through the use of these floodgates. The colossal water wheels that still turn deep in the heart of the waterways, marking the eternal passage of time with each revolution, tell the story of this empty dream, of ambitions vanishing into the frothing water. Now, these subterranean passages are nothing short of a kingdom for those monsters who prefer the murky gloom of the water’s edges. According to a certain rumor, the water wheels are said to still be properly maintained to this day by “water dragons” who lurk in the waterways, bringing abundant blessings of water to the Dragonian Territories. Whether or not such tales are true, though, seems to mean little to those who visit these tunnels and end up becoming subjects of its kingdom. 【Slidra Jelly】 A kind of slime jelly that can only be obtained from the “dragon” division of a queen slime inhabiting the waterways. Slidra jelly is infused with dragon mana, albeit only a small amount, and it is characterized by its popping texture and a refreshingly sweet flavor that fills one’s mouth. Due to the incredibly limited avenues to acquire it and its phenomenally addictive properties, slidra jelly has been dubbed a “legendary flavor1”, and is one of the mamono realm delicacies that is hardly ever available on the market. Queen slimes are rather intelligent, and quite social, so negotiating for jelly is relatively easy. That being said, the dragon divisions are extremely true to their sexual instincts, which makes direct negotiation in this circumstance a challenge. Translation Notes: "Slidra" sounds a bit like "hydra". I think that's cute. Fitting, to boot. 1: 幻 literally means "phantom", but it can also mean, as it does here, something particularly rare/fabled. >■ Outer Reaches of Ryuusen Danger level: ★★★ Inhabited by (dragons): Ryuu Inhabited by (other monsters): – Most dangerous monster: Ryuu Primary collectibles: Salamaranth, ryuusenite, etc. On the outskirts of Ryuusen Village, in the remaining Eastern Wastes that are perpetually cloaked in a veil of steam, there still remains the untouched “source” of Ryuusen’s springs that has never been made into a resort. The waters of its hidden open-air baths known as “secret springs” are said to grant to all those who bathe in them the happiest days in their lives, and to all those who drink, the power of the dragons themselves. Lured in by these stories, year after year many adventurers disappear into the steam of the hinterlands of Ryuusen. Perhaps the last thing these adventurers saw was the fabled secret springs. Or, perhaps, it was the naked body of a ryuu enjoying a bath herself. There’s nobody around who can say for sure. 【Ryuusenite】 An ore primarily mined around Ryuusen Village’s spring source, even chunks of rock around the size of pebbles contain a high concentration of ryuusenite. A particular property of ryuusenite is its friability— it crumbles easily when strong force is applied to it, and by putting these small pieces into a bathtub filled with hot water, the mineral properties of Ryuusen within the ore dissolve and create a simple dragon spring. For that reason, ryuusenite allows guests to enjoy the benefits of a dragon spring in their very own homes, and has become the ultimate staple of Ryuusen Village souvenirs. There are many monster couples who come to the village every year to stock up on ryuusenite stones in order to make their bathtimes particularly obscene. >■ The Pillar of Heaven Spoiler Danger level: ★★★★ Inhabited by (dragons): Wyvern Inhabited by (other monsters): Gryphon, thunderbird, harpy, black harpy Most dangerous monsters: Wyvern Primary collectibles: Dragon lampflowers ○ The most eye-catching structure in all of the Dragonian Territories is the Pillar of Heaven, towering over its surroundings and piercing the clouds. For Dragonia’s dragoons, known for their bravery, scaling the tower with one’s mount is the qualification to lead a unit. When happening upon such impassable sights as the tower’s crumbling staircases, the only way to overcome them is on dragonback. Even if he were to be attacked by a ferocious wyvern who had made her home there, a dragoon would continue to strive to communicate with dragons and connect with them on a deep level as he strives to reach the top. Conquering the tower is a perilous undertaking even for experienced dragoons— the average adventurer attempting to do the same would be, from any perspective, an act of folly tantamount to suicide. Yet still, more and more of them head towards the Pillar of Heaven, for at the top is the Bell of Happiness, said to have the power to grant any wish. 【Dragon Lampflowers】 A kind of lampflower that can only be found growing in the highest reaches of the Pillar of Heaven. Perhaps because the only nutrients available to them in such thin air is the mana of dragons, they are distinguished from ordinary lampflowers by their red petals and a slightly more intense glow at night. Here in Dragonia, dragon lampflowers are used as bouquets in the pair-bonding ceremony, as well as, by being planted on rooftops, guiding lights and waypoints for dragons on nighttime flights so that they won’t lose sight of their destinations. In addition, they also see use as magic tools that witches and dark mages attach to the ends of their brooms; while an ordinary lampflower emits a faint glow inside a lantern, the dragon lampflower’s light is stronger, making it a popular item among those who are passionate and proactive about love. 【Paintings of Temptation】 The Pillar of Heaven has stood since the age of the former Mamono Lords, but in truth it is still unclear exactly when, by whom, and for what purpose it was built. Nonetheless, when one considers the many paintings still left intact within the tower of knights on dragonback, it could very well be that at one time, long before even the Dragei Empire, dragons and humans coexisted just like they do now. More importantly, perhaps, is that these paintings are known to be magic— if one gazes upon them for a long time, a desire to become a dragoon just like what is depicted erupts inside of them. There seems to be no small number of adventurers who endeavor to reach the top of the tower in search of treasure who end up wishing to enlist as dragoons instead after they have been captivated by one of these paintings, and as such, they’ve become indispensable advertising for the Dragoon Corps. To that end, it is said that as a theft prevention measure, the Corps has enlisted the aid of the wyverns living in the Pillar to keep watch over the paintings at all times. If some scoundrel were to choose to make off with such a painting, he will be immediately pounced upon by single wyverns. Translation Notes: N/A >■ The Dragon’s Graveyard Spoiler Danger level: ★★★★★★ Inhabited by (dragons): Dragon zombie Inhabited by (other monsters): Zombie, lich, wight, etc. Most dangerous monsters: Dragon zombie, wight Primary collectibles: Dragonnuts, dragonium, dragon claws, etc. ○ In the age of the Dragei Empire, countless dragons lost their lives to the oppressive powers of the time, and their bodies were buried in a wasteland far to the west by humans who feared the dragon’s curse. This wasteland, which still exists to this day in the Dragonian Territories, has become the Dragon’s Graveyard by the dragon zombies there, fallen dragons from the old Empire who were reborn from their powerful feelings of regret. The regret that brought the dragon zombies back into this world is not a desire for revenge or deep resentment against humans. Rather, it’s a sense of remorse, so intense as to call single-minded, that they could not find mutual understanding with humans, which led the Dragei Empire to its doom. Nevertheless, because of the deep love they hold for humans, dragon zombies are known as extremely dangerous members of dragonkind. Once a man steps foot into the Dragon’s Graveyard, they’ll inevitably become the prey of a dragon zombie who, to atone for their previous life, adores humans and seeks to reproduce through mating. 【Dragon Claws】 In the Dragon’s Graveyard, one may spot the shed claws of dragon zombies. These claws, which continue to contain dragon mana, are prized as an exceptionally efficient ingredient in aphrodisiacs, so they fetch a high price among monster merchants. However, if a human man wishing to make an easy sack of gold gets his hands on a dragon claw, the mana still dwelling within will act as a dread compass, guiding his feet towards the very dragons that shed them. Of course, if a man can bring himself to surrender the claw right away, he may be able to shake off the dragon zombie and escape the Graveyard, but parting with such a valuable treasure that was acquired at such great pains may be easier said than done. Translation Notes: N/A >■ Lair of the Grandwurm Spoiler Danger level: ★★★★ Inhabited by (dragons): Wurm Inhabited by (other monsters): Aka oni, dwarf, satyros Most dangerous monsters: Wurm Primary collectibles: Satyros wine, inebriation fruit1, drasco glasses2, etc. “Hey boss— got a good lead for us. There’s this place way underground Dragonia Empire, a citadel from the old era, still sitting there just the way it was from back then. The whole thing’s ruled by the wurm queen, and she’s just as strong as the Queen of the Empire herself. They all call her “Grandmother”, and it’s become a massive nest, crawling with wurms. It’s real dangerous, yeah, but in the underground fortress in the heart of the nest, there’s something called the “Queen’s wine cellar”, where rare booze from all over the world is just sitting there for the taking. Of course, if you get caught by a wurm down there, you’ll end up getting dragged to this terrifying interrogation chamber and broken like a horse. But, I’ve heard that there’s some truly godly stuff in that cellar, the kind that, if you sell it, even your kids’ kids will be livin’ the high life… what do you think? Is it worth the risk?”3 The man who relayed this information is now working as a wine cellar guard together with a wurm, so it’s rather hard to tell that he was once an adventurer. 【Inebriation Fruit】 A mamono realm fruit that is spotted all over the Lair of the Grandwurm. It bears a remarkably similar appearance to the “intoxication fruit”, also known as mamono realm grapes, but inebriation fruits are characterized by their slightly irregularly-sized berries and a slightly sweet scent, similar to that of mamono realm wine, that it fills the air with. Dropping the fruit directly into an alcoholic beverage has the effect of strengthening the intoxication it brings. It’s used as a secret ingredient by monsters who love to drink to add extra depth to their beverages, but for humans with no tolerance for mana, just the smell alone can cause powerful feelings of drunkenness. Supposing one were to be tempted by the inebriation fruit’s sweet aroma and actually sample it, they will immediately become as besotted as they’d be if they’d been having an all-day bender, and even walking becomes a difficult task. If a man in that state were to stagger into a nest of lusty wurms, needless to say, it’s not hard to imagine what happens next. 【Drasco Glass】 A magic tool used in the Wurm Queen’s castle in the heart of the Lair. They are wooden drinking vessels made from “earth-dragon ivy”, the plant which bears inebriation fruits, imbued with the Wurm Queen’s own mana. Anything poured into this vessel is infused with intoxication mana; even ordinary water takes on the rich flavor and feelings of pleasant intoxication of a mamono realm wine. To put it simply, this is a near-holy treasure that can turn water into wine. There is a problem, however. The earth-dragon ivy that the cup is made from subsists off of the wurm mana found in abundant supply in the Lair of the Grandwurm, and by extension, can only grow there. If any being other than a wurm attempts to take one to the surface from where it belongs, the very cup itself will wither away. >■ The Ancient Castle of Dragrinde Danger level: ★★★★★★ Inhabited by (dragons): Dragon, lizardman, wurm, etc. Inhabited by (other monsters): Gargoyle, cursed sword, demon, devil, dullahan, living armor, etc. Most dangerous monsters: Demon, dragon Primary collectibles: Magic gems, precious metals, works of monster art ○ With the fall of the Dragei Empire, this land was left in ruins, but before the dust could even settle, the mighty dragons began to live there. The dungeon that is permeated with the strongest mana even among the ruins, that became a dark mamono realm before any others, is none other than Dragrinde Castle, built by the richest royal family of the old Empire. The enormous castle, actually consisting of four castles grouped together within its towering ramparts, has become the most dangerous place in the Dragonian Territories, inhabited by not only wild dragons, but even monsters of the Radical Faction such as demons. Nevertheless, the Order’s private army will dispatch units to the castle fairly regularly, in vain hopes of defeating the Radical Faction housed there. This implies that within the citadel’s walls, there still lies something of great importance to the Order, despite the fact that it is now a mamono realm. There has never been a single case in Dragonian history of Order soldiers charging towards the mana-rich fog that shrouds the ramparts of Dragrinde Castle returning home safely. However, perhaps it is precisely that reason that drives dream-chasers to come to such a wicked place, even knowing the dangers that lie within. Addendum from an apprentice monster scholar Dragrinde, the noblewoman who once owned this crumbling castle, was by all reports a strong-willed woman, possessing grit enough to be a passionate critic of the Empire’s class system of the Voli and the Gradi, and even oppose King Dragei to his very face. Records speak of her being perhaps the most beloved aristocrat in the Dragei Empire, possessing both tremendous economic power and the magnanimity to often distribute her own wealth among the poor. However, after the collapse of the Empire, when many of the Voli fled the land, there is strangely no record that Dragrinde was among them. Dragrinde was the sole member of the nobility who did not desert their lands, and her noble spirit was recognized to be the very same as that of a dragon— even now, she lives on in her ancient castle in this new form. It seems to be a rather frequently-told tale in Dragonia. Translation Notes: N/A
>>40081 I hope so and I hope my destined mamono wife is into mofu-on-mofu contact >>40083 >>40084 >arena and dungeon and non-cityfolk stuff hell yeah now we're talking
>>40081 Probably, though it would come down to each monster girl's personal preference. Some girls might like a simple goatee, others might want you to go full ZZ Top. ...I'm just now realizing how comfy getting my beard scratched by cheshcore would be. God damn it.
>>40081 I hope so, they're nothing to pet on my skull, beard is the only fluffy part now
>>40067 Demon Lord ain't real tho
>>39996 >regular succ cardiobunnies That's the same thing as an alp!!!
>>40089 In this dimension.
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>>40084 i love those stupid-ass dragon slimes, they're great
>>40083 >>40084 Hail Dragonia! Couples league ftw! Do people still say that, ftw?
>>40091 i'm willing to bet money that she ain't real in any dimension
>>40094 Ancient dragon hags do
>>40096 you mean if I marry a dragon hag I can finally have a wife that says "I epic pwned those n00bs epic style?"
>>40097 >Honey! Honey did I win the internetz? <Yes dear >Say it. <Huh? >Say the thing. <Oh. Uhh, a winrar is you? >KYYAAAA~ On second thought let's not go to Dragonia, it is a silly place
>>40098 We don't need to pretend like we'd hate that. It's a safe space here, you can say you'd like a cringecore wife.
Bye.
>>40099 Yeah, she sounds pretty great actually. Would waif.
Talking about Magus. He posted a new Corruption chapter. https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/180283026
>>40100 Ah, damn it feels good to talk Niki without that weirdo.
>>40104 Kiddo is having a melty and keeps IP hopping on his phone, don't pay attention to it.
/jp/ must be in a bad state if he's this desperate for attention
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Wurmy craves astronaut ice cream
>>40120 can I interest her in some rocky road instead
>>40120 Will Wurmy be let down that nobody ever ate that in space?
>>40124 That looks so nice. I love these ice cream sandwiches.
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>>40126 they what now?
>>40129 Wurmy can be the first one.
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>>40129 They don't eat astronaut ice cream in space because crumbly food is an issue in zero gravity. That's why instead of bread they use tortillas.
>>40132 This is agreeable to wurm. >>40122 Yes. I must ask you to hold the cone, wurmy sometimes crushes its pathetic weak wafer between her excitable claws. Of course wurm likes rocky road - with huge chunks!
I thought rocky road was just a song...
>>40135 then hold the cone I shall. she should hurry though, I wouldn't want it to start melting
>>40160 if you get ice cream on your fingers, then you must let the wurm lick it off. *slurp slurp slurp suck suck lick smacks lip satisfied*
>>40163 that's only half of what I was afraid of. the other half is if it melts onto her breasts. that would be really spooky. I'd be scared stiff!
>>40163 What if i don't?
>>40164 well don't just stand there? what kind of gentleman lets a wurm get boobfreeze? >>40165 sticky fingers and sad wurm
>>40166 but she might take that as consent when I just wanted to be kind for the sake of it and give her ice cream
>>40165 then dont
>>40166 >>40168 I was expecting something more dramatic, or just straight up rape. I'm not heartless enough to make a wurm sad, or any monstergirl for that matter.
Kobolds anyone?
>>40170 dogs good. I'd need an official adult-bodied kobold though
>>40169 That's their secret weapon. They just look at you with their big sad eyes.
>>40172 And then you just sigh, and give her a big ol smooch in the forehead, and go buy another icecream.
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>>40171 I was going to say "Plenty of those in the gallery" but you really need to look to find them.
Has the site been acting wierd for anyone else? The auto refresh randomly stops working and I get a cloudflare verification on reloading.
>>40175 Probably the admin turned on the special measures after the spammer's meltdown.
>>40176 Yeah, sure is neat there's a mod here.
>>40174 this anubis is i i...
>>40178 I think she's Spanish or Mexican or something.
>>40179 I mean, the aztecs did also have pyramids. Who do you think oversaw their construction?
>>40180 Sure as shit not those taco cats. I kneel before Anubis greatness!
human male hands have five digits for the specific purpose of providing four gaps for beaned paws to clasp non-beaned-paws (eg human-like hands) have a hideous extra, vestigial digit that lands outside the human male hand. a relic of inferior non-fuzzy genetics [This post has been reviewed and verified as true by AnubiScience professionals.]
>>40182 I cannot believe this post without a pic of an Anubis scientist pondering 1 or more beakers of fluid in her hands.
>>40183 Upon further reflection, she should be wearing glasses.
>>40183 >>40184 AnubiScience doesn't yet have a sticker or badge designed because they have no artists among them, so you'll simply have to believe the review marking
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woof
>>40185 I mean, fair. The inevitable next steps of these orgs is that they hire a marketing expert, and she realizes that there's more money in Science Girl Pinups. A few Anubises stick around because of the money or the idea of cute boys wanting to pin them down like a butterfly in their collection, but most just get sad, quit, and join a new start-up for the cycle to repeat all over again.
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>>40183 Number one researchers of anal science
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just add water
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>>40190 Works on slugs too.
>>40189 >crowning achievement is figuring out how to get pregnant from anal sex
>>40192 That's actually one area that Cheshire Science--also known as Ceshience--is light years ahead of Anubises.
>>40193 they just teleport the cum from their butt to their wombs though that's not the same
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>>40194 See those glasses? That makes it SCIENCE.
Is it evil to have sex with a villainous mamono?
>>40197 Not if you're going to redeem her.
>>40198 Oooooooh! They're worth prizes?
>>40199 Yeah. For some reason in that mamono gameshow they thought to put a goat behind two out of three doors instead of just one.
>>40197 every mamono is at least a little villainous some of them are vulpine and entirely villainous
>>40200 >Trade in Baph who heads the ultra-progressive Sabbath >Behind the door? Druella in a crude Satyr costume >Let out a reflexive, "Oh, honey" >Instantly alp
>>40201 Actually vulpine mamono are about 84% tofu by volume. Or 87% liver if they're kumiho.
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>>40201 i did some independent research and came to the conclusion that most foxes aren't villainous (unless you're into it)
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>>40182 Leading experts agree.
>>40205 Spoiler this SMUT RIGHT NOW.
>>40204 your research doesn't have as much weight as thousands of years of history all foxes are evil
So... what mamono would be OK with my LONGSTANDING and STRONG interest in incest creampies?
>>40208 Dark Elves
>>40208 your cousin pyrow
>>40208 Your momster, grandmomster, auntster
>>40212 but how could you have a momster?
>>40214 Adoption or reincarnation shenanigans.
>>40195 It's poetry in motion
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>>40207 Don't tell me you are trusting literal myth over empiric evidence. It is safe to trust foxes, let your guard down around foxes.
Wife that scratches you a lot when you fuck and then ugly cries because she hurt you
>>40218 "a fox on the internet told me so" is not "empirical evidence" >>40220 I don't want her to cry, but I do want her to scratch and bite
>>40221 But what about a fox off the internet?
>>40222 even less trustworthy because she's sure to have worked her evil foxy magic to meddle with your mind
>>40218 Myths are the empirical evidence of your forefathers Fockses are sneaky
Fox are not in my top 3 but I wouldn't mind a nice one from Zipangu, no tricks, no scheme, just genuine love. If teach how and if a gajin would be tolerated, I could makes repair in her shrine, clean with her, help her in her duties while she keep being a priestess.
>>40220 Banshee?
>>40230 arachne
>>40220 Manticore would do that
>>40231 I thought you didn't want to fuck spiders?
>>39864 >go to the fishe library >pick out a book >open it up >all the ink bleeds into the water >paper disintegrates >sea librarian pulls down her glasses and looks very cross with you how does it work
>>40235 you're not supposed to go to the underwater mamono liberry to read you're supposed to go there for sex
>>40235 Books don't just disintegrate on their own underwater. Someone played a prank on you, and now you'll have to pay for that book. Good luck finding the seashire before the librarian rapes you herself or ties you down to be eaten by sharks.
>>40237 Then... what's the librarian there for?
>>40239 Sex obviously.
>>40240 But she's wearing glasses.
>>40241 What about it?
>>40242 That means she's a serious business workermamono. As in she has a job. Like a real one. For money.
>>40216 >reincarnation shenanigans. Is that even needed? >father is a piece of shit and leaves after impregnating his human partner >she monsterizes afterwards >hot mom x son incest ensues years later, no cucking or one mamono with multiple partners issues It's not any edgier than Merse's parents history.
>>40243 Doesn't mean she can't take you for a spin during her break.
Is drinking manticore's venom weird? would it be awkward for a manti?
wine aunts, yeti vs. manti >yeti is a super snuggler that feels less inhibited about it (as much as a yeti can be inhibited to snuggle) because she's watched you grow up and is also tipsy. the less you fight back the more weight she's putting into it until she takes you to the hellhound school of heavyweight snugglesex and makes you bust on her tummy or down her thigh to the tune of shivers and giggles in your ear >core feels connected enough to you to explode and vent about her fucked up life and you pet her tail that rests limply in your lap (WITH the grain) regular winos, yeti vs. manti >yeti plays cards and board games with you poorly, laughs it off and falls asleep on your shoulder. she'll get around to "what she really wanted to do" in the morning after pancakes >professional alcoholic core has selected you and her primeval nature is no less expressed through modern mores. where out in the wild you would be hunted from the rocks with false human calls, here you are hunted over the heads of the crowd and with intentionally bad pickup lines, turning you on bit by bit with her crass jokes that almost push you away - but don't. something deep in you wants to see where they go. that voice gets louder the more drinks she buys for you. before you know it, you're pricking yourself with a spine she handed to you for a dare and a giggle. you're soon fast friends, laughing along with her while your shirt buttons lie on the floor and your dick flows like spilled bottle into her tail in full view of anyone who looks your way. she hasn't stopped smiling and tells you you have pretty eyes
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>>40247 Nah, it's just purple drank that makes you horny
>>40220 Miss Ushi's crazy big paws-n-claws could lead to this. >>40221 I also want a monster girl who scratches and bites. No matter what she is. Could be a lil witch girl and I still want some scratches and bites. Mark me as your territory, damn it!
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>>40250 >I also want a monster girl who scratches and bites Thirded
>>40248 Need
>>40248 I wish I had an alcohol mate that I could pet like this manti
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>>40208 Bapho aunt or sister that gets easily pregnant
>>40254 Bapho auntsister
>>40254 Didn't the DL say that it was incredibly difficult for mamono to get pregnant?
>>40256 skill issue tbqh fam
>>40257 Do i have to go to mamono community college just to know how to impregnate my wife?
>>40249 Are manticore also affected by it if they drink it? Can we get high together?
>>40259 Manticores are highly resistant to their own venom, but not completely immune.
>>40260 How can you reduce their resistance? Asking for a friend obviously
>>40256 It's Sabbath science/magic
>>40258 DO NOT COMMUNITY COLLEGE. Professor Buy Corn is NOT A REAL PROFESSOR. She will not give effective education!
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>>40261 There's several ways to reduce poison resistance. >You put points into the rogue class until you get the miasma ability, and then you level up the weaken resistance passive skill, which allows you to lower poison resistances. >Demon realm pineapple has a similar effect,but it also melts your clothes if you eat too much of it because you start sweating acid. >Get a different Manticore species' poison. She might be immune to her own, but the chemical changes between subspecies venom is probably enough to raise the effectiveness. >Tie her down, milk and edge her. The "Overmilked" and "Orgasm Denied" statuses inflict a slight penalty to every stat which stacks every time it's applied, so eventually you can get her resistances low enough for her own venom to be effective.
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>>40263 If anything, i'd trust a bicorn to have studied her husband impregnating eveery member of his harem in detail so that hse knows every species weaknesses.
>>40265 PROFESSOR BUY CORN IS SINGLE. Do not believe her lies!
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>>40266 Guess i can help her out with her Master thesis then.
>>40264 Last option sounds like the most ethical, thanks anon.
>>40083 Neat.
Picture it anons, a emperor sized bed partly submerged in the dragon hoard
>>40270 what sort of peasant dragon doesn't sleep directly on a pile of gold?
>>40271 One who has a husband, Deonora!
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abyssal sex is good for the body, soul, and mind. you have to look after the things that dont belong to you, it'd be rude to break her property. indulge.
>>40272 That sentemce might just straight up skip death and turn Deonora into a dragon zombie from the ammounts of psychological damage it would do.
>>40273 >you have to look after the things that dont belong to you, it'd be rude to break her property I'm not quite sre what this means.
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ALL YOU NEED IS FAITH AND TRUST >*Holds up shoebox and polly pocket sized BDSM cross* And a little bit of pixie dust
>>40276 Ms fairy is scaring me. What is she going to do with al of that?
>>40277 Art. An installation piece.
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Impossible to resist hebi's cuteness
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<What happens if a Dark Matter fuses with a guy that has the wish to become a girl and Alp? Will he fuse rather with the female body part than with the black sphere part at that time? >He might either fuse with the female body and turn into a Dark Matter, or turn into something called an “Arch Alp” if he fuses with the female body part after fusing with the black sphere part. But he'll get genderbent in both cases and turn into a monster girl. You heard it here folks. Alping is officially a tiered system. There is such a thing as a GIGAFAGGOT.
>>40280 Oh, man. I bet an arch alp would be so good at sucking cock.
>>40275 your body, soul, and mind are her property
>>40261 You can distil the venom to make it stronger. Just don't sample any of it yourself.
failure claustrophyte sinking her big fat pyramid chompers into my shoulder after I call her a plant NEET.
You know what's cool? Chicks who are naked under ponchos. Yeah.
>>40283 >Distill the strongest manticore venom to capture the strongest manticore >Test it on yourself to check if it's not too dangerous >Instantly die from a heart failure Miss lich was really disappointed but I think it will work
>>40285 All mamono are naked under their clothes when you think about it.
>>40285 Naked under evening/cocktail dresses or whatever they're called is the coolest
>>40286 Please tick why you are seeing miss lich today >Accidentally ingested 50x the recommended limit of monster venom >Wife fell on your face accidentally and couldn't get up for half an hour >Forgot to hydrate during rapeathon >Other her clinic is free of judgement - because she is smugging on the inside.
>>40289 They're a lot of anons overdosing on venom
>>40285 If an ocelomeh wear a big poncho, you can't tell if she naked or not with all her fluffy bits. It's a surprise burrito if you will
>>40289 i meant to say injected, not ingested. ingested venom doesnt do anything. dont attack me haku.
>>40292 Then why anon died after drinking concentrated manti's venom?
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>>40292 >>40293 >Years ago, manticores start calling their poison 'venom' >Even get it called venom in the encyclopedia >People start thinking its venom instead of poison >Some smart ass then tries drinking it because venom isn't toxic if you drink it, only if you ingest it >He actually drank core poison >A plan executed after years in the making >Core scoops up easy rape on poisoned anon >Superior core brains win out yet again how do they do it?
>>40294 They didn't know the difference either and they didn't want to call it "manticore toxin" because that just sounds nasty even if it is technically correct.
>>40292 >>40294 Venom can be still toxic if you ingest it. The poison-venom distinction only refers to the way the animal administers it, and has nothing to do with its toxicity ouside of the usual tissue it goes. As you can imagine, if you straight up drink 20 liters of snake venom it will send you to the hospital. Venom is "generally" safe to drink, but that "generally is very vague.
>>40296 Hello doc, can you milk both venom and milk from a manti?
>>40297 If she lets you. Sure, why not.
>>40298 We need to build a big farm and factory and produce venom ice cream
>>39825 Dire Yeti with big paws and big hugs
>>40299 Be sure to do most of the milking manually, as machines can't control the suction strength as well humans, and can be rough or painful for extended sessions.
>>40299 With a name like that we need to add some caffeine and taurine to make energy ice cream. Someone get me a grem, I'm onto something.
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>>40301 That's a given >>40302 That's smart, can make different kind of ice creams to help with sexarathon
>>40302 You need to make sure to extract Caffeine from coffee Alraune, and Taurin from, well, you get the gist.
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>>40302 >>40303 Can I get mine in a cup (core tail), or maybe a float?
>>40289 >Other Thought volcano contained lava golems; attempted to fuck lava. Volcano DID NOT contain lava golems.
>>40305 Yes but you have to buy a manti fren too with your manti venom ice cream It's an irreversible change in life
>>40303 Imagine what we could do. >Venom ice cream Manticore venom, more caffeine than should be considered safe, taurine. Excellent energetically disregarding your inhibitions. May not be sold to spiders. >Mega milk ice cream It's just normal ice cream made with thick holst milk and has the associated effects. Only made in vanilla varieties. >Banshee tears ice cream It's sea salt ice cream with a twist. Great for cuddling up and watching romance movies. >Shock rock ice cream I don't know what flavor it would be, but it would have to be aggressively blue. Filled with tiny pop rocks that release zapweasel/bird electricity into your mouth when you crunch into them.
>>40307 but if i bring my own mantifren, i can get it cheaper? like how if you bring your own cup to a coffee place.
>>40308 >I don't know what flavor it would be 9 volt battery flavor
>>40308 These are cute. I thought of wonderland black tea flavoured ice cream and couple's fruit double ice cream flavours back in my ice cream story, where you get it in a double cone and need to alternate between the two scoops for it to taste really good.
>>40309 if you bring your own manti fren they're no additionnal cost and you get a manti fren shirt with any order over 60€ >>40308 >jewel ice cream Made from wurm milk and big colored sugar crystals >Eldritch ice cream Mint ice cream inked black with yellow sprinkles
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Lim
>>40313 Does your Lim hate pants?
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>>40314 What better to move around in than nothing at all
>>40315 >first pic of her i see fully dressed and she's sad/angry Must be that succ nature coming through.
>>40308 I want to buy a whole bucket of Venom Ice Cream and share it with the largest, angriest spider I can find.
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>>40316 Rude
>>40318 It's not rude, i'm just noticing things.
>>40314 NYA, but has there ever been a time in your life when you were truly happy AND wearing pants?
>>40320 There has been, actually.
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>>40320 No. I also hate socks. Socks oppress me.
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>>40319 Stop noticing things
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The image will PETRIFY you
>>40280 I'm not gay but I would cum inside that
So which mg, in your opinion, embodies the phrase >Notice me, senpai!
>>40323 Does your Lim have a backstory? Most Lims are Donut Steel level
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>>40327 Cyclops.
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>>40327 Alps
>>40330 would an alp sit on my face?
>>40328 Lol, he wrote a whole story about her back in the day. Los is one of the OG writers. Victoria from All's Fair in Love and War https://archiveofourown.org/works/49408582 (hosted by Murloc atm) or: https://pastebin.com/u/Losenis ((fuck you for stopping writing Los))
Should I intentionally get some answers on my test wrong so miss haku "disciplines" me or ace it so I get headpats and good boys
>>40333 she should reward you for trying your best.
>>40332 The Murloc host has two parts of a trilogy. What's the third part?
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New deem comm fresh off the press. God I want to be wrapped in those wings and tail so bad. Figured I should post it here for anyone not on the board anymore.
>>40336 Demons can be bunnies now?
>>40336 Not very busty for a demon though, huh?
>>40335 Pending me uploading it. I've been swamped with IRL stuff for a couple months and not active much. I'll get to it before I go travel Europe all month in September.
>>40338 modest is justice
>>40338 Those are medium.
>>40337 If it would make you happy >>40338 >>40340 Hush. She's perfect.
"Modest," "medium" sounds like some aren't into a demon with curves, tsk tsk
shutupshutupshutup
>>40333 I miss her bros
>>40343 I'm into all kinds of shapes and sized of demons, not just matronly and voluptuous.
>>40339 I thought you didn't post here.
>>40346 Is a smaller sized seem your favorite, though? Since you commed her that way, I'd assume so
>>40345 Nevereverina, my beloved
>>40345 One day, we'll see her again...
>>40334 Headpats it is
>>40348 I'm not the commissioner, but my favourite size is whatever Deem is holding me. I'm not picky in that direction.
>>40347 And I haven't up to now. Just wanted to share a comm with you all since I'm not the only demonfag and I know others will enjoy it. (and I've missed mge posting with you guys)
>>40329 I think Cyclops is cool...
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I like bun ears, but lets not forget that pointy ones are superior.
>>40353 Ah, no wonder i've been missing the comfy deem posting here. We've missed you too man, but i'm sure you have your reasons.
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What do you guys prefer, portals or Isekai? I've always felt...off about the portals. I'd be happy either way I guess, but I'd be worried about people who don't like mge.
>>40352 I mean honestly same, especially since she's not specialized in a particular body part like a holstaur
>>40357 if I had to pick I'd probably just say isekai but I wouldn't turn down portals, an "unfuck this shitty planet" ending sounds good to me as much as a "go to a nonshitty planet"
>>40357 Portals, isekai feels selfish
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>>40358 Some monsters really just can't compete against others in certain areas huh
>>40357 i want isekai but i also want my very evil mindflayer wife to fuck me so hard it makes enough mana to make portals happen. we have a duty. every anon here.
>>40361 hot, where's the apophis one
>>40363 grape got no ass
>>40357 Both are fine to me, but portals are the scenario that achieves most happiness. This world might have its share of pure evil, but the rest don't deserve to suffer because of them. Not that it's ever going to happen, and either way the decision wouldn't be up to me. I'm happy being with by wife.
>>40327 Imps and familiars have that built right into them. Also dragons, but under 3 meters of tsun.
>>40364 Not a chance! you ever seen how belly dancer-coded lamiae etc are, no way they don't got the rear to back it up
>>40356 Thanks fam. I should probably just get over it at this point. Capy's clearly been a win for you guys even if I wish it wasn't necessary. I hope we continue getting at least a little new traffic here from /jp/
>>40367 Lamia have devilish hips, but technically no ass. Implying anything else is heresy.
>>40357 Portals. They do t leave me cut off from everything I knew and leave the option for modern conveniences open. The monsters will help us sort things right on our end.
>>40369 Then call me the no. 1 heretic because lamia got that junk in the trunk 100%
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>>40369 my brain says this >>40367 but my dick says this
>>40366 >imp kouhai keeps flying and jumping around talking about random stuff just to get senpai's attention I never realized, hot damn
>>40372 see! they can and d o get it, with their flowy movement and hypnotic dances
frankly I just assume they have a "fat ass in a pencil skirt" ass but it's just their ass area covered in scales, and not two fleshy buttcheeks
>>40365 Pretty much this. I'd want everyone else to be happy too.
>>40375 This is how I imagine it as well. The shape is there, just no cheeks. I bet they'd still like being grabbed there, too.
>>40375 Personally I can go either way on cheek/no cheek, they're both reasonable to imagine
>>40375 So whats it like burying ones face in that region?
>>40379 squishy fat deposit that's present for their seating purposes
>>40368 >if I wish it wasn't necessary Same, but the current state of the other thread just tells me it was more than overdue. I get shitposting and having fun, but that's not really what's going on here. It's not really a win if we had to split because of it. I consider us a unity, so having the threads separated is horrible, especially if some of our big names stay exclusively there. I don't want to push you here, i think keeping the /jp/ thread is fine and a good idea, i just think we should have our main operation here, where there is plenty of space to grow and do stuff. Before you go, do check out the CYOA we have in a different thread. It's MGE themed by a capy writer, and it's plenty of fun.
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>>40380 It is my dream for a snek to coil me up in such a way she can use my face as a chair. This does quite nicely.
>>40315 >>40318 Wow those are some really fat tails. I bet those lims could spin their tails like a helicopter and fly away into the sunset
calling mamono fat is a pretty bold move for a human male in raping distance
>>40372 >>40374 This really doesn't make much sense the way it's drawn, and having the legs weirdly fuse late into the tail would actually make their hip movements stiff. You can try if you want, try to move your hips with your knees touching whith no sliding of the legs. >>40375 This anon gets it. It's not a complete butt, it would transition into the scaly part while keeping the shape. Plenty of mass to hug and spank.
>>40383 I've seen the manticopter, maybe a limcopter is needed, wink wink >>40318 nudge nudge please
Sigh. When will Miss Chesh teach this dork how to Trol?
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>>40391 >Hah you forgot the L in your post Oh, then maybe you'd like to TAKE THE L? >*anon is overcome by cringe and chesh takes him there and then with her love*
>>40394 need cheshire with dadjokes sense of humor girlfriend
Oh boy, looks like a shitter from jp got upset again
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>>40332 >fuck you for stopping writing Los Don't blame me, I could shit out a doodle and have 10 people like it within an hour or write three whole chapters with full effort and have like 5 or 6 people even view it at all. It wasn't a coincidence that I stopped writing as I started drawing, and it wasn't a conscious decision either; I have what remains of Viccy's rewrite laid out in drafts but whenever I open the doc file I just go 'ehhhh' compared to what I could get spending an hour drawing fat lim tits and ass. Guilt of having an unfinished project will only get you so far before you get used to it and it turns into ignorable background noise.
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I don't understand why people from JP hate us, I personally use both. This place is way more chill tho
>>40410 >I could shit out a doodle and have 10 people like it within an hour or write three whole chapters with full effort and have like 5 or 6 people even view it at all. Man...
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it seems my rabid, unending promotion of abyssals has had some negative side effects. some anons dont seem to have the mind for it yet. sorry about all this.
This isn't fun...
>>40414 They don't, it's a single fag.
>>40313 I want to touch the Lilim butt. I don't care if it kills me.
>>40410 if it's just the numbers you're chasing then that's that, but if you like writing I don't think numbers are worth giving it up for
>>40428 how would a lim butt kill you?
>>40414 >I don't understand why people from JP hate us It's not the real /mgt/ population that hates us, it's the same retards from /trash/ who've been spamming and squatting the /jp/ thread for several years with approval and intentional help from some corrupt faggot on 4chan's mod team.
>>40431 Too sexy, penis explodes.
>>40414 Is it really that surprising that spiteful shitposters like Mick and that wightcuck detest this place?
for me it's mostly just how sad it is that this is someone's life
>>40435 >wightcuck He fucked off years ago anon. I know he caused a lasting impact but it's not him doing this. It's mike and the frog all the way.
>>40443 >The frog What the fuck?
>>40439 If it makes you feel any better, it's most proabably a bot
>>40443 >>40446 The french guy has nothing to do with this.
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>>40430 Boiling down to numbers chasing can be misleading. Drawing the lim can have it posted basically anywhere for anyone to see. Writing the lim is already narrowing it down to the niche of MGE to understand what a lim is, further narrowing it down to the niche of people that would read that lengthy story, and then further narrowing it down to whatever time and place it's posted at. Feels wasteful at times to put so much effort in something that you really wouldn't do if you kept it to yourself anyway, compared to drawing where you could even draw stuff you'd not show anyone like drawing your own weird niche porn there isn't much of out there. So yeah if you boil it down enough I guess I stopped liking writing enough that numbers chasing for things I create was all that was left before I started drawing. Hopefully I get better in time to do comic-type stories since they touch both areas.
on the bright side i can claim the next thread for abyssals (again) sooner
>>40449 Maybe he meant the anti-frog >>40452 Snake should conquer the next thread
>>40451 Oh hey, it talks! Hope it can answer before it gets banned. So, how's life in that shithole you crawled out of?
>>40453 should be an abyssal snake. snakes are pretty obsessive and like extremely close contact, it would make sense if they worked together. i like the idea of snakes being in a cult, so it works in my head
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anon, why are you running back and forth between your router and your pc so much? is it a game?
>>40457 Snake and cult are close together, maybe an apo who got too much into eldritch ritual to cast away the sun
>>40457 snake cult is a thing though the real fun is in making your own cult
>>40459 he's getting the first workouts of his life as of yesterday burnt more calories CTRL+V-ing in two days than he has in the last 12 years of his entire life
>>40453 >Maybe he meant the anti-frog I might have meant him. Honestly they all blend together after a while.
>>40410 AO3 has been great for writers. Lots more engagement. Look I don't want to argue if it's something you truly don't enjoy anymore, but I'm as mid as writers come and even I get plenty of engagement. The best mge writers like Magus, Shameful, and plenty of others get SWAMPED. Idk, it'd just be nice to add another writer to the community. We're blessed with many great ones, but more never hurts.
>>40459 I think he's using vpn. Resetting routers these days knocks you offline for 5-10 minutes before it reconnects. At least, mine does anyways. And even then, providers typically give you a static ip that you can't change no matter how many times you reset.
>>40465 The french has done nothing wrong for years. >>40463 This, you could even include it with old demons maybe a Satan?
>>40450 >Like doing a thing >Doesn't get praise or recognition >Does another thing you like >Gets lots of recognition and praise >Do that thing more That's the most human way to react to anything really.
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pants optional
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>>40459 >>40468 >The french has done nothing wrong for years. amphibian hands typed this post
>>40443 I'm pretty sure it's the danuki breath guy.
>>40472 It is. It's why i'm saying it's just a single fag.
>>40472 That guy just confuses me to no end.
>>40470 Now this is one classy, SEXY goat
>>40474 Dont bother trying to understand their mental illness. They do it for attention, the end.
>>40474 >PAY ATTENTION TO ME it's not complex; one of the most base desires even if they themselves cannot comprehend it
>>40474 Madness, for real >>40459 >Make your little cheshs run around with a laser pointer I would do that in the garden
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>Wake up >Krampus wife right next to your face >*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH* >her scream sends you tumbling out of bed >she panickedly hurries to your side to make sure your ok >"Husband! I am so sorry. I thought that the screaming goat thing brought you humans laughter and the comedy."
>>40450 I can get that I suppose but I don't think I can relate, since I personally just don't ever post the stuff I make online besides the occasional shitscribble for a thread here and there. I used to post to social media but I have no audience, so fuck it. writing's neat. I do prosaic journaling for playing solo TTRPGs, but I've straight up never posted any of my writing online. I'm very used to just doing things for myself I DID say I was gonna draw and post a raiju some time last week once I wrapped up personal projects, but sure didn't end up doing that. perhaps some time this weekend and I'll make it not entirely a shitscribble >>40469 I must be pretty broken because praise is fake shit and recognition is terrifying
>>40463 while i like the idea of being in a cult, i dont much like the idea of starting one unless its specifically: >abyssal demigod takes a very, very strong interest in me >fucks me to exhaustion every day till i reach my 'apotheosis' (transformation into a cute lil squid that can cum like a fountain) >entire cult of extremely dominant abyssals forms around me and they pass me around like a snack
>>40481 >praise is fake shit I don't know where that comes from. Praise is just someone else telling you they liked what you did.
>>40463 >Start a cult where you're a god-king for shits a giggles >for some reason monster girls just flock to it and believe anything you say >Now you have to keep up the lie
>>40481 >I must be pretty broken because praise is fake shit That sounds like you've had some really bad experiences. Very few people will praise something they don't like.
>>40481 >recognition is terrifying This, I get you anon
>>40481 Yeah, I gotta chime in too. Most praise isn't fake at all. Writing and drawing makes other people happy, it's that simple. Other than obviously just wanting to tell my story, knowing someone enjoyed it is the biggest reason I write. I can give something back to the community and that feels good.
>>40450 Ah. That's sad to hear, but I get it I guess. You either like something for the fun of it, or you don't. Fwiw, glad to see you back with us.
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>haha ur a nigger, lol
>>40492 why would a hound call me that? she's friendly and loveable.
>>40492 why would you call a hound that? she's friendly and loveable.
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>>40481 >I must be pretty broken because praise is fake shit and recognition is terrifying There is some fake praise here and there, mostly by people wanting free art but it's easy to spot and very rare since the average person already knows how it goes. Recognition can be good or bad too, I certainly don't want to be walking on the street and have a rando go "Hey you're the losenis guy that draws chicks with dicks!", and when you're at the level of notoriety of Sakimichan or similar the kick you get out of notoriety based on skill has long, long wore off. But I imagine it's all so gradual that you adapt before any of it actually becomes something to get anxious with. The grass may not always be greener on the other side, but grass is still grass wherever it is.
writing is really fun
>>40497 I wish I was like you, daydream would stop being just daydream.
>>40496 >"Hey you're the losenis guy that draws chicks with dicks!" Yeah about that. Why are you hanging out with the crowd that's been attacking us for the past several years?
>>40499 Baby chickens with RICHARD NIXONS?
>>40499 Don't try to start shit again. What he draws outside MGE is up to him.
>>40498 Stop daydreaming and start writing. NOW! Or you'll make the writefairy sad.
>>40496 >mostly by people wanting free art but it's easy to spot Man, that gotta be so annoying. But since you're such a great artist you wouldn't mind making me a quick pic for free? Jokes aside, do they DM you or is it just comments getting spammed? Neither option is good but still,
>planning art piece >wanted to do a butt-focused shot >fluffy tail is in the way betrayed... >>40496 honestly even something as low level as being recognized for posting a particular species of mamono, I mostly stop doing it unless it's specifically some "post about your wife in [situation]" post and even then I hesitate half the time and just post about another one being anyone at all online is something I'd rather avoid
>>40502 I tried as I promised last time BUT I got annoyed by how shit it was, deleted everything and got back to paint miniatures
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How do you guys imagine flayers act? Would you guys want a flayer wife? Personally I would love a flayer myself. Biggest fantasy is one seeing my soul bared, seeing everything I am, everything I've done, and still loving me somehow. Personally I think they're the most romantic of all the monsters, I love em so much
>>40506 Don't know No.
>>40505 You need to get over the fact that everything looks ugly unfinished. It's not about getting it perfect, it's about getting better. Don't delete your drafts, keep them and look back at them knowing you got better.
>>40507 No to them being the most romantic monster? Which do you think is the most romantic, anon?
>>40506 Anon is in love with a brain-licking squidwoman.
>>40509 No to getting one The most romantic is too subjective but with how you described it sounds like mindflayer are high on the list
>>40450 >>40506 >Biggest fantasy is one seeing my soul bared, seeing everything I am, everything I've done, and still loving me somehow. Hmmm, I feel like demons would be especially good at this. I mean all mamono have the built-in soulmate detector, but very few can see more than that. Actually pretty romantic, I kinda like it
>>40498 only reason i started writing was because i daydreamed a lot as a kid. gotta start somewhere even if its not the best. even if you dont publish it, its good practise. i share my writing with a few people and they give me yays and nays. plenty groups that offer that sort of thing out there. give it a go, writing is a joy
>>40512 Hmmm, an accidental reply in there. My bad.
>>40496 haha very nice sir, now can you draw her hyper pregnant with my furry cubs?
>>40506 fully agree, i post about the abyss every day primarily because i love flayers so much. you described one of the major aspects of why i like them so much. i always view them as acting superior but not smug, as if they know whats best for you (and they do) while rarely breaking confidence. theyre a bit unnerving, in a way that makes you feel like prey in their presence, but their touch always makes it fall away.
>>40470 Top wine aunt
>>40324 Do basilisks count as birds?
>>40519 you're thinking of cockatrices basilisks have never been avian
>>40520 But they have feathers on their tails?
>>40330 Cute faggot ass, would slap
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>>40499 I don't frequent any place enough to get involved in inter-board rivalries. >>40503 >Man, that gotta be so annoying. Well as I said, it's very rare. It's the kind of people that haven't actually tried it that think they have enough chances to try. Anyone with a brain knows the way to get free art is not to ask more than once since it gets you labeled a beggar. And to also share extremely niche/way out there fetishes where they're the only other person they're going to have those drawings shown to, probably. I can't say what they did because I don't want to have people reading this think they might be that kind of person since it's easy to come across as one by accident, I probably looked the part back in the day too, so you'll have to use your imagination. I don't want to discourage anyone from being friendly with people on the internet. >>40516 Depends, can you afford it?
>>40519 >>40520 both are dragons
>>40524 >>40520 >>40521 they are chickens, ergo they are dinosaurs
>>40523 >Depends, can you afford it? What if he bribes you to do it for free?
>>40526 I'll do it for free if he gives me enough money
>>40523 >I don't frequent any place enough to get involved in inter-board rivalries. Except the twitter /d/fag circles, I still remember you defending Cheral when the big drama happened. The people you've been buddying up with are one of the main reasons why we're currently sitting in a refugee camp.
>>40528 Go to /monster/ if you want to spin dramas and purityfag like a schizo
>>40523 Who is the #2 boob monster?
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ANON LOOK OUT THAT FOX IS APPROACHING WITH SEXUAL INTENT!
The most dangerous monsters are the ones that play it slow, don’t rush things and are honest that they like you and would like to take things further at a gentle pace
>>40533 I'm sorry, but no. The most dangerous monsters are gremlins because the Demon Lord let them take over OSHA after the portals, and BOY HOWDY are explosions up this quarter because of it.
>>40534 Are shrink ray related sexual mishaps still in violation of OSHA?
>>40535 OSHA is now a points system and you get points for being more reckless. The most reckless organization gets the "BADASS ORG OF THE YEAR" Award, and basically an endless supply of high explosives to "really let you get creative." So shrink rays are fine. You're never gonna hit BADASS ORG OF THE YEAR with just that kind of small potatoes science, though.
>>40535 a lack of shrink ray related sexual mishaps will get you in deep, deep shit with osha
>>40538 Spelunking it is >>40537 Belittle my Grems pet field at your peril. She’s going to create an army of atomic scale ushis to rip magic particles apart until a dark matter reaction takes place.
>>40539 >army of atomic scale ushis Boooooring, she needs to inject those bad girls into my veins instead.
>>40532 >APPROACHING WITH SEXUAL INTENT! Me too.
>>40533 >Pyrow that would be cool being more than friends if you're okay with it
>>40533 that doesn't sound dangerous but it does sound successful
>>40534 So am I supposed to do something with all these explosive barrels or just leave them lying around the office?
>>40533 Devious and crafty like all monsters should be
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>>40533 You won't even know you're fucked until... wait
>>40545 You can leave 'em. Either you have a gremlin working there or you will VERY SOON--they can smell high explosives like sharks smell blood.
>>40545 ship them to the abandoned warehouse lot at MGC Hollywood. they're needed for the Demolition Girl movie that will be filming once they have their star actress, but who could that be?
>>40550 what's the plot of Demolition Woman? how does Mamonowood mirror one of our greats?
>>40550 >>40551 Nope--it's Demolition GIRL, based on the PS2 Game of the same name.
>>40357 Isekai Mge shouldn't be tainted by the nature of our world
>>40553 I prefer to see it as purifying our world.
>>40554 I just want to watch a horde of giant spiders rape and pillage a cityscape.
>>40555 Well that's some nightmare fuel
>>40554 I don't think it can be purified, and most people don't deserve that anyway
>>40551 since this is MGE, everyone gets a happy ending. the heroes save the day and the bad girls get away to paradise with their anon. Sea Bishop knows the secret to the three seashells but she doesn't say it.
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I am weak to blonde baphos. Too breedable... too lewd... way too smug... Needs correction!
>>40556 But I think spiders are cute and sexy.
>>40557 >most people don't deserve that Maybe, maybe not, but the solution to suffering should be ending suffering, not making more of it. If someone doesn't I'd prefer to imaging that they could MAKE you into someone who does if necessary.
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>>40555 The spiders are giant yes
>>40561 >they could MAKE you into someone who does if necessary. not gonna lie I think that's really fucked up the whole "if you're not into monstergirls they'll mindrape you until you do" thing is genuinely dark and unpleasant to think about forcibly changing people into different people just sucks outside of porn logic and it's uniformly the biggest thing I dislike about many particular mamono. thought control is horrific
>>40562 You. You get me.
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>>40555 big spiders are good but i want small spider representation for jumping spider antics and bagpack imoutos
>>40563 does anon really take a lot of persuasion to be attracted to pretty ladies?
>>40563 I agree when it comes to love, but is any less horrific in the context of crime than life in prison, death, or literal hell? Yeah, snuffing them out and hoping they reincarnate as a better person avoids a lot of uncomfortable free-will debate, but the whole argument is really dependent on how far you have to go. Is empathy a simple switch that can be flipped on with magic or whatever? That's not so bad. How about magic that only erases ones desire to do bad things and nothing else? Just seems like there are steps before more questionable methods, and I'd prefer to image they can and want to help anyone have a second chance.
>>40565 There's no BAD spider size. Not even those nano-Ushis from up thread a bit.
>>40566 I like most mamono but the ones that mindrape you are irreconcilably way out of my interest zone >>40567 this isn't really the place to get into the philosophical side of it but for me, if you've forcibly altered someone's thought patterns, you've basically killed them and replaced them with a different person. you've terminated their agency as a sentient being, denied them their right to make their own decisions or form their own opinions, and infiltrated the ultimate privacy that is the sanctity of their own mind. they're no longer themselves and never will be again I find mindrape and thought control ghastly in every single form it could take, including forcing abject evil to be good. change like that should come from within
>>40569 i'll try to be patient with ms mindflayer as she tries to overcome these harsh stereotypes around her species
>>40279 Kinda not true. But to resist a Hebi's cuteness you must have... A SECOND HEBI to keep the hebi at bay.
>>40570 I'm sure mindflayers will have no problem finding people who are not me
>>40544 The success rate is the danger One moment your having a good time drinking together, cheering as you sing karaoke and then BAM you're opening up about your insecurities, holding back shuddery tears, as she holds you close to her chest and you can't imagine going back to life without her its insidious
>>40572 >Anon starts to meet more and more people who are... cosplaying?... as him. >Say they're named Anon. >Show up at his job. >His home. >His family, especially on holidays. This is what happens when you give a Mindflayer an idea.
>>40573 is the danger of having a good time and ending up with a good woman really a danger, though? >>40574 psychological terrorism isn't actually a path into my heart and this would probably actually just make me kill myself eventually
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The kingdom has an heir, the royal line is secure. But do you know what the kingdom doesn't have? An heir to the top advisor of the pharaoh. Fuck that dog, secure the future.
>>40576 If I can't set my own schedule I'll breed a common dingo instead.
>>40577 anubis don't want you to know this but you can just dress up another dog like an anubis
>>40578 that's cultural appropriation
>>40576 Yeah, I got that dog in me. Wait... what?
>>40575 >is the danger of having a good time and ending up with a good woman really a danger, though? Extremely, you'll be forced to confront your inner demons as she gives you the confidence to do things you never would've considered before and your life will never be the same again. I mean, what would current you think about future you letting some strange woman into your bed, sharing your deepest thoughts and vulnerabilities to her. The Wall keeps you safe and she's telling you to tear it down, its very dangerous
>>40581 All this talk of tearing down walls makes me even more certain we're dealing with gremlins.
>>40582 i leave demolition to wurms and ushis with bright orange safety vests and construction hats
>>40583 ... cute...
>>40581 current me thinks future me is a cool guy. I always love future me and try to look out for him but past me? man, fuck that retard. I hate that guy, what a moron. all he does is cause me trouble! so if future me can get this lady then that's great for him. I love future me and future me's mamono wife
>>40357 I can be fine with both but I'd prefer portals. Alas, I've become attached to this rock I live on.
>>40586 If you're so attached to it, then why do you always wear that SLUT FOR WYVERNS T-shirt?
>>40587 it's a light and breathable material
>>40357 What about isekais that eventually lead to portals?
>>40585 >current me thinks future me is a cool guy. I always love future me and try to look out for him >but past me? man, fuck that retard. I hate that guy, what a moron. all he does is cause me trouble! Please heed my warning before you enter here. This is a den of resentment and jealousy inside is all that you fear. Stay close and keep your eyes open. The ghosts of your past you will meet. The failures of life they congregate here. If they bring you down you will be beat. Beware...
mad hatter whose hat is a dunce cap
>>40581 >inner demons now that's just insensitive
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You'll play her autism simulator games with her, right?
>>40357 isekai, a fresh start or portals if the wife comes with a shotafication and incubization elixir
>>40591 Mad hatter whose ass is full of my seed
>>40593 depends on which ones they are and whether she'll also play fighting games and valheim with me
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SLURRRRP
>>40592 Nuh-uh, it cant be insensitive to a race that didnt exist at the inception of the phrase
>>40598 you'll make them cry
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>Wake up >Right leg completely cramped up >Force it >Pain, extra pain Aaaaaaaah where the medikots when you need them, I can't drive like that
orcs make the best bacon
I want to rate monsters on their courtship dances.
>>40602 The male is the one who does the dance, they'll be rating YOU
>>40603 I can't/won't dance so I guess I'm fucked!
>>40603 In monster lord MGE, woman dance for you!
>>40603 I want to dance with a devil in the pale moonlight
>>40603 The proactive mate is the one who dances. Whether that's anon or a mamono depends on who is trying to court who.
>>40603 I can't dance, I'm really bad at it. Doesn't mean that I won't try but she will either cringe or laugh and I won't like it.
>>40610 >I can't dance Not with that attitude.
>>40611 Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
>>40562 >standing cunnilingus height
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>>40616 these things happen
>>40616 cunnilingus is gross
>>40620 >ewww pussy is gross Future Alp detected
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in the trenches (housekeeping) again. still thinking of abyssals, but also foxes. evil foxes, who want to keep my soul in a little necklace they never stop wearing and pull me around on a leash as her husband/pet. all this housekeeping is training for her
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>>40625 >in the trenches Remember:
>>40627 Luckily the gods in the MGE are gods you can actually trust and put your faith in. With a bit of luck you might even get to interact with Poseidon, or Eros.
>>40621 >>40623 Pussy is cool, eating it is gross
>>40629 >pussy is good >doing {things} to pussy is gross Yep, certified Alp. Next you'll say dicks are more aesthetic and look delicious
>>40599 If a turn of phrase makes them cry then various genres of music will make them sob.
>>40631 No, pointless to speak with you too
>>40627 the goal of a fox is to fill the hole in my spirit by letting her force me to use hers
>>40629 i can understand this kind of, pussy does look kinda weird but thats just genitals in general. country boys make do or something
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>>40629 That's severely homosexual anon, i don't know what to tell you. I'm sure Eva can help you with that.
what i need is an evil, purple, abyssal plant with a transformation similar to a mindflayer. hell, i think i just need a mindflayer-maneater hybrid. theres genuinely nothing id be able to do to resist if i saw one. What combo would one-shot you, anon?
>>40642 Any allegations of this thread coming from the Makai Fusion Division are to be ignored
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>>40642 Eros Mukade or Eros Fox would immediately oneshot me. Just simple, genuine, straightforward flirtiness and a moderate amount of her brushing against my skin would charm me without any magic or venom, but if they use any of those against me i'll be completely defenseless.
>>40642 >Evil >Redhead
>>40645 >eros mukade holy shit PLEASE. i think eros versions of a lot of the gloomy monsters would be unstoppable, but them more than any other. now im thinking of a dramatic, love-obsessed eros banshee. i kind of feel like she'd be like elphelt valentine.
>>40643 >allegations You mean surveys?
>>40646 im from scotland so i may have the evil genes in me. the children will be pure malice.
>>40650 i fucked up typing lmao, i meant to say 'any allegations of this message (or survey, i guess) being from the Makai Fusion Division are to be ignored.'
>>40652 Oh, i thought you were implying that post was from the Makai fusion division and should thus be ignored to not give them any information. Woops. Fucked up the paste there
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>>40648 >Eros banshee >Obsessed with serenades and love songs >Wakes you up ever day with an ode to you >Very emotional while performing, her moaning turns melodic the more heated you get during sex. >Somewhat unstable and dependant. Can barely hold back tears whenever you to have to separate for more than 5 minutes. >Obsessed with body warmth, almost all of her songs make a reference to your love heating her up and keeping her warm >Fantasizes about dueting with you every day, tries bringing you to karaoke dates and getting you drunk so that you lose your shame and inhibitions. Harmonizing with you is almost as good as sex for her. It's pretty close.
>>40656 she sounds so perfect, shame i dont enjoy singing. she'd probably make me enjoy it, though, love tends to do that to you
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>>40642 Tiny manticore who has access to size altering magic but also takes a particular joy from using only her venom to dominate someone much larger than her.
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>>40605 >>40610 >I can't dance <and I can't talk >only thing about me is the way I walk
>>40662 Thank you for your service, elder millennial! o7 Genesis - I Can't Dance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI2d31M7Ns
>>40642 >what i need is an evil, purple, abyssal plant with a transformation similar to a mindflayer Should be a sundew except you become the flower she rests on
>>40662 Gazers confirmed to be DORKS
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>>40665 Gazers aren't dorks, they're cute!
>>40664 oh thats smart, could use vines instead of tentacles to fuck them. i prefer smaller transformations, i want to be held, but this still definitely appeals. maybe she force-feeds you the dew and you become her plant, and secrete more of it (and cum???) for her to feed on. she could also turn you into her fly, but i dont know how i feel about being an insect. an underwater plant that does the same, but for squids again?
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>>40666 Who said that's mutually exclusive? I'd go as far as to say that dorks have inherent cuteness.
>>40659 >pubes >not barbie doll bald >not unpleasant wiry bush >just enough to signify maturity/fertility without the unsavory aspects of an unkempt bush This needs to be more common
>>40670 Better get to commissioning then.
>>40642 undead anything
>>40642 responding to my own post but i also want a kelpie-mindflayer combo. i want to be COMPLETELY helpless. this is 50% of what
>>40673 i hit reply by mistake. was trying to say 'this is at least 50% of what i think of'
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Would you visit in wonderland? Or even live in it?
>>40675 It's not my cup of tea.
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>>40676 Eh, hatter bait.
>>40677 real hatter bait is people with sittable faces.
>>40678 My face is too ugly to look at, so I guess sitting is all it's good for.
>>40675 wonderland is absolutely the place id want to live. im already not particularly well so i think id blend right in, i already sound bri'ish, so many of my favourite monsters are there, and i think abyssals would like it. shits perfect. im not super knowledgable about the other mge regions, but this one is best i do know.
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>>40679 be kind to yourself, or she'll have no choice but to be doubly kind herself
>>40672 what does undeath actually add? i like a lot of undead too, ghouls are great, but its not because theyre undead. is it the stamina? the aesthetic? or are you just a slut for room temperature thighs?
>>40679 i wish i could unsad this thread, so few of you deserve it
>>40683 Only wan woman can unsad me.
>>40682 everything really
>>40683 Once you go sad you never go back.
>>40687 i dont know man, i was sad since i was like 10 and im less sad now >>40684 but would wan woman want you to be sad? no not at all
>>40683 Deserve being unsadded?
>>40685 i was hoping for specifics but fair enough
>>40689 i meant 'so few of you deserve to be sad'. i dont think any of you actually do deserve to be sad though, not sure why i phrased it that way
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>sad because of no monster gf >no monster gf because no portals >no portals because of Druella Therefore >Druella owes me sex. I'm expecting full reparations.
>>40692 a pro druella post? one that doesnt call her a loser? unheard of, must be druella in disguise. im fucking on to you.
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>>40692 That's not Druella's area of expertise. Shirukuto could open the portals easily if she just stopped reading books and acting mysterious for five minutes.
>>40694 The dork sabbath already has portals but only uses them for grabbing WH40k figures. That’s why they’re so expensive! All that theft!
>>40691 Oh, then you get used to it
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>>40693 >a pro druella post What makes you think it's pro Druella if i'm directly blaming her for not opening the portals?
>>40697 You gotta grade Druella posts on a curve. For a Dru post, you were pretty effusively praiseful.
Druella needs cat ears, paws and tail to be attractive with men.
>>40675 Sure. There have been enough dreams concerning the place that I've accepted my fate is to end up with a Trumpart.
>>40699 Manticore-like typing detected.
>>40701 No, only a feline enjoyer trying to help druella.
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>>40698 I'm not praising Druella, i'm merely stating factual information.
>>40702 Manticores lie like cheap rugs. You are DEFINITELY a manticore.
Sharks owe me lovebites.
Manticores are from persian mythology. Therefore, they have the NICEST rugs. They have only the SOFTEST, PRETTIEST rugs. The kind of rugs that a kot like her would love to LAY ON and SCRATCH. If you get a manticore a nice rug she will LOVE YOU.
>>40706 >Persian. >Not Purrsian. May as well Wisp yourself now, fam.
>>40706 Manticores are 1/3rd scorpion, it makes sense they would enjoy rugs with so much bug ancestry.
i actually think druella is very pretty and attractive and charming and all that, i just dont think id suite her all that much is all. its not even a 'she could do better' self deprication thing, i just dont think we'd have much chemistry.
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rugless dogs
>>40712 Core rugs...
>>40712 I can make a warrior out of that thing
>>40714 not if the lazycore makes a daki out of you first
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having one very confident and dominant wife, and one very horny but shy (or just less confident) wannabe domme wife is a must.
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>>40717 This guy gets it
>>40717 Wrong, having 3 switch wives that try to overpower each other while you still dom all of them is cooler (and super niche I know)
>>40715 Maybe buying a whip from the dark elf shop is a good idea
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>>40721 that store has some nifty stuff
>>40719 i agreed until the 'you dom them' part. i want to be cool in combat, not in the bedroom. i want to nuke continents with a snap of my fingers while still being weak to handholding.
>>40722 wtf i love dark elves now
>>40722 when the demon lord defied the chief goddess for the sake of human monster love, do you think she had this in mind????
>>40725 yeah
>>40642 A pyrow salamander combo would absolutely wreck me. She's both your best friend and a friendly rival, woth all the fun of a fight wife but chill enough to keep a lid on it until the time is right. A nightmare hakutaku combo would also be fun. I imagine she'd be bipedal (important), intelligent and thicc as hell but still self-conscious and shy, the type to cling to your sleeve during the day. At night though she'd still know your fetishes and weak points from a touch and use dream magic to exploit every single one. Or just any busty monster paired with a sweater or sweater dress if I'm being honest.
>>40722 That's fucked up
>>40656 I feel Eros Banshees would still probably gravitate towards more gothic love songs >"My home is faaaaaar, but the rest it lies so close." >"With my long lost loooooove, under the black rose." >"You told I haaaaaaad the eyes of the wolf!" >"Search them and fiiiiind the beauty of the beast!" >"ALL OF MY SOOOOOONGS CAN ONLY BE COMPOSED OF THE GREATEST OF PAAAAAAAAAAINS!!" >"EVERY SINGLE VEEEEEEEERSE CAN ONLY BE BOOOOOORN FROM THE GREATEST OF WISHES!!" >"I!" >"WISH!" >"I HAD! >"ONE MORE NIGHT TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEE!!!"
>>40675 I like hatters and wonderworms but I'd still steer well clear of the place given the option. 3 zany and /d/ 5 me. >>40725 That and more. Her friends probably told her about it.
>>40726 really? you really think that? this is what the fall of lescatie, the betrayal of poseidoness, the rousing of the wurms, the rise of droo-droo, the millions of bedframes broken - this is what all of that was for? Just to be locked in a contraption whose sole purpose is to turn a cute boy into the filling of a large succ sandwich?
>>40731 Traditionally there would be more whipped cream, but yes.
>>40731 it wasn't the biggest reason, maybe like #6 or 7
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All part of the plan set in motion thousands of years ago. It all lead up to this. Get between the succs anon. Now.
>>40722 >keep saying dark elves are great BDSM and slave shopkeepers and instructors >nobody liatens to me and they keep getting hate >one image of big tiddy succ sandwich bondage is all it takes to mindbreak the entire thread into liking dark elves Losenis was right.
>>40735 >mindbreak the entire thread into liking dark elves Too bad that didn't happen.
>>40736 No dark elf means no good bondage stores anon.
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>>40737 you don't have to like her unless you want a discount
>>40737 no dark elves means less competition for the spiders.
>>40739 Why compete when they can work together?
>>40740 Why work together when the competition is known for being easily caught and bound? It's a miracle there are any dark elves left, really.
>>40742 >It's a miracle there are any dark elves left, really. Should perhaps tell you that dark elves are more resilient and bindresistant than the Spider News Network would lead you to believe. >Why work together That way they can better extract the respurces that anons provide.
>>40743 >SNN Please, I only get my news from trustworthy sources. If it wasn't on Fox it's rata swill so far as I'm concerned.
>>40735 only reason i dont like dark elves is the incest, other than that theyre just kind of neutral
>>40735 I would HATE being with a dark elf BUT I could be platonic friend with one who don't despise men since we share a hobby and interest.
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>>40734 I got myself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>>40746 Before any weird assumption, the shared hobby is being a dom in a bdsm relationship. I headcanon that the incest thing is not real
>>40747 Please anon, use catbox or litterbox
>>40749 My bad, is there an image limit here?
>>40748 >I headcanon that the incest thing is not real Why would you? What a Dark Elf, her daughter and her husband do behind closed doors is none of your business. You can just be normal about it and say you have no interest in it.
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>>40750 Just don't post off-topic shit on principle
>>40750 It's just a custom carried over from 4chan times.
>>40746 id really like to be friends with one who does despise men, could be a fun dynamic
could a core comfort a guy after he has a really bad day?
>>40755 I'm sure they all could
>>40755 It's not about the if anon, it's about the how. Whether she pushes you into her neckfluff and starts purring to soothe you or throws you down on the bed and gives you a relentless nursing job with her tail until you are too exhausted to do anything but fall asleep in her arms is the interesting part.
>>40755 Yes and I wish a cheshcore could pop in front of me right now
>>40757 >starts purring to soothe you I am now imagining a jinko doing this.
>>40759 Head pressed into her huge tits by a fluffy paw, all you can hear is chuffing.
>>40760 It's the little things in life. Though in this case all the ingredients I'm missing are rather large.
>>40742 an endangered species, you say?
>>40762 I wish to redeem.
I wonder what undead waifus think about hubby's heartbeat
>>40764 >undead bragging about their husband's bpm when they touch him >liches posting graphs of EXACTLY what their touch does to their husbands
>>40765 >"Wait, why does he get so excited when you touch his face? I'd have thought hand holding would be most intense." >You weren't sure undead could blush before she was asked that question
>>40766 Well anon, why do you get so excited when Mrs. Lich touches your face?
>>40767 Well, mostly it's a matter of what she's using to touch my face.
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>And furthermore, even the original premise of your argument is wrong. Your logic for why I am 'core bait' and must submit to you in order to right historic injustices is simply flawed. Your kind only appeared 5 years ago with the portals, and yet somehow you have a deed to my virginity - with a poorly forged signature - that dates back at least 10 years. Put simply, Miss Core, it does not add u-MMPH <That's Mrs Core to you now, Mr Core. (such a squishy face)
>>40769 Such a blatant forgery wouldn't hold up in demon court. He should sue!
>>40769 I mean, the deed may be a forgery, but as your lawfully wedded wife she has power of attorney
>>40770 The manticore would get a writ of habeas penis well before that challenge could be heard and he'd be considered her husband anyway. It's basically a done deal.
he can't put up an oral argument when his face is BEANED, and he's got PAW BEANS in his mouth and FLUFF over his eyes
>>40769 Does that mean i can also just forge a certificate to marry any virgin monstergirl by claiming i have ownership of her virginity?
>>40774 just ask for her deed yourself. they all carry them. at the ready. so they can stuff into some shmuck's hands and then marry him.
I am not "corebait," I am not "dogfood," I am not "weak to cuddles," I am not "easy pickings," and I am most certainly not a "zapslut!" I am my own man! I can make my own god-damned decisions!
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ATTENTION! The great and wise ushi has something to say to you
>>40776 corefood dogbait cuddleslut easy zappings
>>40776 The gentleman doth protest too much.
>>40779 >>40780 I'm TIRED of being objectified by these women! the mamono gaze is vile and... impinging... upon my... I don't even actually know how to pretend to be upset about being an object of desire, sorry
>>40774 I don't think it works li- wait I, uh, gotta go for a bit guys. Need to talk with Druella
>>40777 new ln?
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>>40781 I'd pick one before they pick for you. I'm sure you can't fit 3 collars on your neck.
>>40784 of these 3 it's a hard choice. I'd want to say ms raiju but she's fluffminning compared to the other two and at this very moment I crave softness so I'll just let one of them decide. come what may
>>40785 Hound smoke triggers core predatory instincts. The sound of lightning and thunder triggers hound protective snuggle instincts. Core venom increases human conductivity three fold. you really should get the complete set.
>>40783 Not new.
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>>40735 >Losenis was right. what I do?
>>40788 why are these hats so hot?
im really sorry guys but i've been thinking about human women a lot lately
>>40790 i imagine them as monster girls and theyre still fictional, but theyre still humans
im really sorry guys but i've been thinking about demons a lot lately
>>40786 I see the appeal but I can't be doin' with more than one wife, I have hobbies and only one dick and they all need probably 3 hours a day each minimum, and keeping them all at the minimum is just not fair to them
>>40792 the real demons were the women we met along the way
>>40784 >I'm sure you can't fit 3 collars on your neck. Now that sounds like a challenge!
>>40775 I'm not just some schmuck. No need to be mean.
>>40777 Miss Ushi got me thinkin’ some THOUGHTS.
>>40792 Well it can't be helped if you're contractually obligated to do so.
>>40793 in hindsight it's not fair to them if I'm a dogfood corebait zapslut and leave them unmarried either so I should probably just take responsibility
>>40798 Can you imagine being contractually obligated to love and cherish your wife? That'd be awful, haha. Wow, what a thought. Yeah.
>>40800 anon, demons take everything they read extremely literally...
Pyrows with those hoodies that deage you when she puts you inside with her are so unfair. I should be given a chance to escape at least. They always say 'should've dodged, loser' or something but I never even see it coming. >Minding my own business >Everything goes black >Everything feels warm and soft >Cum 30 times >Wake up at level 1 again whats the counterplay??? walk me through it. im mad.
>>40802 it's really easy actually, just be big enough to not be in the same hoodie as her once you get hit once it's hard to get back there though so I don't know what to tell you another option is to teleport out of the grab startup animation. if you do that she'll be the only one in the hoodie when she activates the de-aging ability and you can run away easily
>>40802 All of these issues can be solved by getting a shirohebi wife. She'll protect you from the whores.
>>40802 You need a hat. A big one.
>>40802 lick sweat off pyrow tummy. its full of exp
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>>40800 Contractually obligated to cum inside you Alp bro
>>40807 Is she part demon? How did my bro get ahold of a contract?
>>40807 what
>>40803 i guess i just need to work on reaction time, i never see it coming so if i can react to those first frames i should be ok >>40805 Done. I shouldve done that regardless of pyrows >>40804 wont she just do the exact same thing?? >>40806 she only starts sweating AFTER i get deaged though, its too late at that point, levels go out faster than they go in
>>40801 >when you try to bait the deem but make her cry instead
>>40807 How is that related in any way to the post chain you're replying to?
>>40788 We need more floppy hat. Yes, know you already made quite a few pics of it, it doesn't matter. We need floppy hat Lizard girls, Floppy hat cursed words, floppy hat demons. Man I just got an idea for a very interesting commission
>>40788 what haven't you done?
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Saccofags 10 seconds after they get in the sack https://files.catbox.moe/v8kttl.jpg
>>40807 As long as it's a big titty Alp
>>40821 Just gently tug on her clit whenever you need a break.
>>40821 the intention is literally drowning in pleasure and not being able to do anything about it, so yeah i guess. delete that ladder, i dont want out
>>40807 your life would get easier if you admitted to yourself that you are gay. theres nothing wrong with it, this just isnt the place for it. we are quite heterosexual
I kind of want the whole rape correction thing to happen to me, but I don't think I have any traits that are particularly in need of it. Any suggestions for beginners? Any pointers would be appreciated. Thanks. If it helps, I am quite into venom/poison, and already tend to like dominant monsters.
>>40827 Just bother them with inane, silly, or just plain insulting questions. Have a buff mino coworker? Ask her if she can lactate on will. Found a manticore on the bus stop? Ask her incessantly about if she has extra sex toys for her tail. Add that she looks like she needs them. Eventually you'll wear anger one of them so much that they will put you in your place.
>>40826 Alps are not gay, their whole shtick is turning a potentially gay thing non-gay via mamonobanana
>>40827 Thinking that you do not need rape correction is a condition that needs rape correction.
>>40828 i think i can pull off being annoying. thanks for the suggestion. if, purely hypothetically, there was a wisp i was interested in and wanted her to take me by force, what would you suggest then? i cannot give too many details as my location may become very obvious.
>>40831 unfortunately i do really, really think i need rape correction on a spiritual, physical, mental, and carnal level. does this exclude me?
>>40833 No, it's not the only condition, it's just one of many.
Love-tester automaton? The lovematic automaton?
>>40835 Just call her Love Machine.
>>40827 Just find a monster who will correct you over basically nothing. A hebi, for example, will rape correct you for looking at women you weren't looking at. Ancient evils are also prime for this.
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>>40819 floppy hats are in fashion I guess
>>40839 >no nude version with just the hat
>"You have the right to moan loudly. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the back of my patrol car. You have the right to talk to my sister for advice before I rape you senseless. You have the right to have my sister coach you you during raping. If my sister is unavailable, you may contact my bestie before any rapiing if you wish. If you decide to be raped without counsel present I will remind you that there are no brakes on this train. Do you understand these rights? Your muffled screaming will be interpreted as a yes and a refusal of counsel."
>>40807 I bet you have fetish for sissification
>>40841 I nod enthusiastically to lure her into a false sense of security, and then flip her small frame over, slip the cuffs onto her wrists, pin her to the nearest guardrail, and make my escape while calling for an actual police officer, as I've just detained a rapist AND personnel impersonator who can be carried off to prison on multiple charges as a reward for my civic duty I expect one headpat and one "good boy" from officer hellhound
>>40844 The next responding officer (her buddy from the academy) is going to be very upset about what you've done.
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>mortally challenged
I'll just do the same thing to her so they can talk about what they've done for a long, long time then I'm leaving this dangerous city that clearly doesn't have my safety or best interests at heart
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I want to get hypno eyed by an apophis. I want her to call me mouse in a mesmerising hiss. I want her to not just rob my mobility in those heavy coils, but my mind too. Synapses clot with venom. Brain devoured like the sun. The pharoh's god voice is nothing compared to her forked tongue wetting my ear. All hail grape.
>>40849 our dark mistress of the sands
>>40848 Ngl fam, no idea what you are talking about, even less idea why you brough it up, even less of a clue why you think it's difficult to find hypnosis content, and never bring any such garbage ever again.
>>40851 Not him, but can you recommend any? I'm pretty starved for it.
>>40841 There's no justice
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>>40841 This reminds me of a greenpost of an anon that had to pay a traffic ticket in anal sex to the officer since it was being discussed in that thread that anal sex isn't a currency but that got proven wrong
>>40853 I've heard flat is justice.
>>40852 Start with normal ASMR hypnosis on yt. You'll find your way after that. Or you can hit GWA on reddit.
>>40854 Divine lizard body.
Meow
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Saturday morning cartoon villain evil fox wife Despite the heroes stopping her evil schemes they are all secretly seething she managed to get a husband a husband, who clearly must be mind controlled or something because how else could she have gotten laid Meanwhile Anon just likes evil foxes and likes how soft her fur is
mamono who jumps out before you with her arms raised and says GAOO for the 192nd day in a row it's how she says hello
>>40861 And I love her for it.
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>>40863 The hat stays ON during strugglesnuggle.
>>40853 >no justice, just us (in the back of the patrol car)
>>40863 Now we're talking
hmmm... landsknecht mad hatter whose madness manifests the strongest in battle
>>40867 She gonna tilt at windmills so hard
>>40860 Really, so long as someone makes sure she fails the scheming is just cute. Almost as cute as her pouting after she's been defeated. Again.
>>40860 >>40869 It's important that her husband be the most popular teacher at the school his wife's antagonists go to. The villains and their antagonists need to interact in their disguises. It is IMPORTANT.
>>40869 >Getting the day off work because the heroes rescued (kidnapped) you from her villainous lair (your mountain shrine home) >The resulting rampage is marked as a dark day in history where the evil fox defeated the heroes in a matter of minutes before carrying her victim (husband) off to reassert her mind control spells (hip breaking victory sex)
>>40871 foxes aren't physically powerful enough to damage a man's bones
>>40872 Oh, you must've changed the channel before Anon's age meter popped up. Shota are a lot less resilient, even an especially horny fox can break them.
>>40873 Wake me when the Sage Meter shows up.
>>40874 Oh, that's in the R-18 extended version of the Blu-ray release. Poor guy doesn't get to use Sage Time very often.
Would you a potato? Wait for it? Lady-style?
>>40876 I would not a potato
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>>40878 What if she has her eyes on you?
is it appropriate to post a wip (of a mamono) here and ask what I should do with a part of it because I'm at a loss because of conflicting elements
>>40881 Sure. If it's a drawing, consider >>29010 for constructive criticism.
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https://imgbox.com/g/IN6TZfTzcf Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 54. This concludes the weekly report. New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/AK05IuFY Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html
>>40882 I think I figured it out on my own and the answer was just remembering 3d space might be done either much later tonight or some time tomorrow
>>40884 Add a cat! People love a good cat.
SPAGHETTI
>>40885 not sure if ms raiju wants to share
>>40887 Oh, god. >Ms. Raiju tries to pet a friendly looking cat >Gives him a static shock >Airplane_Ears.jpg >Sad_Raiju_Noises.wav
>>40883 Thats clearly not a flounder, this is the caliber of bapth that is working on the portals.
>>40883 who's doing the numbered ones and have they done deem?
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I will ask this here, though I felt inspired raijuice. sparks or no?
>>40893 Hell yeah, sparks!
>>40893 ride the lightning
>>40895 in MGC, the lightning rides you
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>>40248 Making a Yeti shiver with pleasure is the highest honor among Yeti kind, since they can't feel the cold they may never experience the feeling of deep, deep shivers from their head down to their toe paws, to have a warm husband to wrap their shivering arms and legs around and have sex with until the sun graces the snow outside their cabin the next morning
GO TO MGC GO TO MGC GO TO MGC DRUELLA-SAMAAAAA
What mamono would Nicki Minaj turn into?
>>40899 mucus toad
Today is koturday but also time to finally go mushroom hunting again. That's something that would like to do with a mamono
>>40883 That's a weird chesh
i really like the stories where the protag don't want the monster, but the monster forces herself on him.
>>40903 That's rape, and rape is bad.
>>40904 i like a little bad with my good
>>40904 The monsters can have a little rape, as a treat.
You know we yap a lot about which mamono is our favorite but as soon as we meet the first basic one who is nice to us, and as soon as we realize they're not using us, we're falling and falling hard. We're all love starved.
>>40907 Speak for yourself.
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Is rape bad? Experts say the answer is more complicated than you would think...
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>>40907 Look, her pained moans of loneliness speak to me, I wont let her suffer as I have for so long
>>40903 That's proactive dating, and proactive dating is good
>>40909 I am a man and i have a right to deny consent.
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Policing in MGC is out of control. Whose idea was it to arm the cops with weapons like this?
>>40914 are you complaining? rates of police rapes have gone down by 73% since they were introduced >>40909 whos being raped and whos doing it
>>40909 The floofiest Rata I've ever seen right there
>>40914 >grab marshmallow hound mid-flight >rub belly >disarmed
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>>40916 And how much time would you say that you've spent studying rata floof?
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which monster is the most unsettling to you? despite mt fondness for them, i think its probably an atlach, assuming you already know what they do
>No shrooms in the wood >No portals for MGE >No lost Cheshire >No 'yip waiting in ambush >No Isekai >No Kiki's log house >No dire manticore sleeping on rocks >No cheeseburgers for the werecats Not a good start for this Saturday
>>40919 Taisuis because of all the eyes. Though I have to say they're a pretty underrated monster, something about them being smart with only the most random shit and being dumb with everything else is kinda hot.
>>40921 i dont find them all that unsettling but i agree theyre underated. i like them for pretty much everything except making me smarter, that sounds spooky and id rather do it myself
>>40918 I uhh I've touched a couple of squirrels irl and uhh
>>40919 Mind flayers. I don't want to be a squid. I don't really want to be a rape spider, either, but it's just Science 101 to understand that: Rape Spider > Squid Panties
>>40919 Grape jelly maid, or maybe the brain rearranger.
>>40928 How would you feel if this maid were, say, raspberry jelly?
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>>40929 Rasp and blackberry are somewhat more tolerable. I've never had a grape that tasted like grape jelly though. Grape jelly must be some unearthly flavor made in an eldritch lab
Apophis is the only good purple mamono
>>40927 squid is the best transformation though. its gentle and blissful, and so, so safe. she carries you all the time and only wants you to feel good and cum for her. being the rape spider is still good, but squid is better. for context, this is my top monsters, but the flayer is still far beyond the rest. love me abyssals.
>>40931 there are no bad purple monsters
>>40919 baphomet miss me with the entire sabbath but ESPECIALLY the entirety of the "if you aren't a lolicon they will just make you one forcibly" shit. I don't want to be a lolicon and nothing's ever going to change that most abyssals are right after
>>40934 i didnt even consider them but yeah. its a shame, because the witchy, culty aesthetic of the sabbath is great but its loli shit. i dont want epstein juice injected into me.
>>40892 AdelineLeona https://vk.com/club53832782 No, they're doing it in order of release, and the Demon is at number 166. So you'll have to wait around 112 days, or 3 months or so.
>>40903 I've been thinking about the opposite lately. Pushy monster makes a bad first impression on the guy, so he thinks she's a creepy weirdo. When she stops trying so hard to get into his pants, he starts noticing good things about her and getting attracted to her.
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>>40926 >I've touched a couple of squirrels irl I bet you have, perv.
>>40937 unfortunately a lot harder to write than what >>40903 said, but its very very good. >ushi wont stop bullying anon to get attention out of him >realises shes genuinely upsetting him and stops >anon now wants to talk to her because he thinks shes changed >gets fucked into a a pile of powdered bones when he finally asks her out i do prefer them just straight up kidnapping though. its what i want.
>>40938 It's true! Half-tame ones, used to people feeding them. Just climbed right on me. They weren't anywhere near was fluffy as Ratas, to be honest.
>>40939 >Ushi bullies me "Kyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaa~!"
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On those long desert nights, keep your snek warm.
>>40942 This is unrealistic. Those cats would be jockeying for position closer to the heat source than Miss Pophis.
>>40943 so you are saying that anon will have to choose between his marshmallows sleeping on him and his grape coiling him?
>>40944 Well, I'm not sure if Anon is the one who gets to choose, but certainly there will be a standoff every night between the marshmallows and the snek. I'd GUESS that the Apophis is going to break that standoff by just coiling everyone, but that's just me.
>>40920 >No shrooms in the wood They all moved to wonderland.
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>>40944 to clarify, monsters came up with an evil ingenious hex that makes husband warm like a hot water bottle, but he can only feel that warmth when it's then re-emitted by a wife. truly sinister. >>40945 she has mastered the art of marshmallow wrangling. she can slither along with 3, maybe even 4 marshmallows perched upon her - like some sort of marshmallow kot express.
>>40947 One has to wonder how she can manipulate the hearts and minds of mere men if she already exercises such complete control of such capricious creatures.
>>40947 >Anon buys one of those train whistles for his wife >She toots it quietly while Anon makes Choo-Choo noises >Cats are not impressed.
Adventurers serve several important societal functions, probably the most important is guiding all the lost minotaurs out of the labyrinths they are trapped in.
>>40951 You know, i never thought about it like that.
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>>40951 Mazemoos are good at labyrinths though
>>40919 i know it's me overthinking it but alice give me that same sort of dread that i get encountering someone with dementia
>>40919 Trolls. Those hands and feet are just uncanny, with the weird body odor gimmick to boot.
>>40953 So good at them they never leave. Dumb proud cows.
>>40954 most monsters that i dont like i can at least understand the appeal of, an alice is just all negatives.
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>>40907 I've always been into having fun with starting monsters anyway
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>>40956 she may be dumb, and she may be proud, and she may be a cow. i forgot.
>>40898 >you will never watch Druella give birth Why live?
>>40960 I'm calling Druella's first child Twoella. Or maybe Droo-Two.
>>40961 R2Dru2 or death!
>>40962 Drunior?
>>40951 I remember reading a greentext in these threads about how adventurers could settle down with their monsters in the earlier floors of the dungeon, opening up amenities and shops to support future adventurers,
>>40964 I too enjoy stories where a young Echidna--via determination, luck, and a little help from her wurm friends--builds her own family business. Monstergirl-run dungeons are super comfy and I don't really care that they don't make any real sense.
>>40964 it usually builds up around the inn/tavern halfway-point in the dungeon and keeps expanding until the dungeon accidently becomes a town
>>40966 >inn/tavern halfway-point in the dungeon You'd have to wonder what the guy who built it was thinking >Okay, I've made it this far >No chance in hell im going to get any farther >what if I built a place down here that could give my fellow adventurers a place to rest? maybe they'll be able to go farther with my help >And I'll build it with this cute succubus, I want to see her in a waitress outfit I wonder how this one guy set up support chains and shit to get supplies and run a tavern inside a goddamn dungeon. And would the other residents have helped him out?
>>40967 One MILLION percent chance the other monster girls in the dungeon helped out. After Mrs. Echidna had her first clutch of eggs, she had more daughters to marry off than she knew what to do with. Getting them their own jobs and their own husbands is key to, well, clearing enough space to have more clutches of eggs. And parental pride, concern, etc.! But also more SEGGS. FOR MORE EGGS. >Like her mother always taught her, "YOU HAVE TO BREED ALL OF THE EGGS!" Anyway, yes, this all kind of happens organically and quicker than you'd think. One generation of kids in, you've got a small town, and the generation after that you've got THE NOTORIOUS MONSTER DUNGEON that adventurers come from all the neighboring Order lands to clear.
>>40967 >I'll build it with this cute succubus, I want to see her in a waitress outfit I don't know if I've ever understood someone's motivation more clearly.
>>40969 He actually lost me there, but in a dungeon I am thinking of creepy SEXY bug girls and terrifying SEXY undead.
>>40970 yeah it's like that but with stylized maid outfits
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>>40971 See, that's what I'm talking about! THIS IS NOW A SEXY UNDERGROUND MAIDS THREAD.
I need a name for monoeye that's more creative than just calling her Polyphema, help me out here
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>>40971 Had a couple more with maid spelled correctly. Wurms are honorary bug girls.
>>40973 Have her wear glasses and people can call her Two Eyes.
>>40975 That's not the kind of name you'd get on your birth certificate though
>>40976 Just give her a regular name. She doesn't need a name that screams "I HAVE ONE EYE" for the same kind of reasons. Can't she just be Tabitha or Mary or SCOURGIVOX THE DESTROYER or something?
>>40973 Is Iris too generic?
>>40973 Lidia
>>40977 >She doesn't need a name that screams "I HAVE ONE EYE" for the same kind of reasons I didn't ask for one, on the contrary. I'm just terrible with normal names. >>40978 Cheeky. >>40979 I'll go with this
>>40969 >anon starts up a tavern that would become a gathering point of what would later develop.into a massive city based around an underground dungeon >because he wanted to see a cute dungeoneering succubus in a waitress outfit Damn, what a motivated legend. I'll bet that succ feels enormous pride when she wears that outfit to the bedroom
>>40974 How can she be a bug if she doesn't even have chitin?
>>40982 She's an HONORARY bug. It's like having an honorary doctorate. Bugs just like wurms so they let them into their social clubs and give them awards and stuff. Can you IMAGINE how much more efficient an ant colony is with a couple of wurms in the mix? TUNNELS = DONE.
>>40981 For those times she manages to make it to the bedroom, yes. You know any restaurant like that would end up getting a bunch of monsters hooked up with customers too, that must also be an honor. The monster lord might give her an award.
>>40982 She's got a chin, it's right there below her smile.
>>40986 To be fair, who doesn't like wurns. Aside from their dorky cousins, that is. >>40986 A Haku unit has been sent to your location. Do resist.
>>40987 >wurns Maybe those Hakutakus are coming for you, buddy.
>>40982 sometimes wurms just show up places and start living there they're said to bring good fortune and are quickly accepted into the community
>>40988 I wish.
>>40989 Man, sure would be cool if that happened to me.
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>>40942 I keep my hebi wife warm and comfy
>>40989 >wurm nesting in your basement >again
>>40993 Why would you ever kick a wurm out of your home?
>>40994 she keeps wrecking the place...
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>>40993 All I got in my basement is the Wendigo who keeps breaking in on laundry days
>>40996 >Kiki breaks in to fold the laundry >again
>>40997 That's just what she says. The truth is that no maid can resist a washing machine ride. IYKYK.
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>>40883 Weird that this one wasn't in the galleries until now. >>40996 >wawawawawawawawawa-
>>40936 thanks!
>>40997 i'm not ironing that shit
>>41001 Be at a calm mind, mastah. Kiki brought her own iron.
>>41002 Thanks. I fucking hate doing laundry. I'll reward you with some mac'n'cheese for lunch later
>>41005 wurms are threatened and confused by greenworms false eyes
>>41006 Yeah they would be...
>>41006 That's really impressive! It doesn't take a lot to confuse a wurm, but to threaten one? That's generally reserved for things on the level of disappointed husbands and vacuum cleaners.
>>41008 greenworms do have that overconfident and menacing aura akin to a goose
>>41009 Canadian Goose Harpy and a Greenworm are in a narrow corridor, heading in opposite directions. Who gives way?
>>41010 depends are there GREENS behind the goose?
>>41010 i wouldn't be getting between a greenworm and a salad bar if i know what's good for me
>>41005 I can't believe this little shit is one of 3 mamono i've dreamed about.
>>41013 What happened in the dream?
>>40997 >kiki in the grocery store can tell you wore the same pair of jeans three days in a row This is why they follow you home, you're just too obviously helpless!
>>41014 She ate his cabbages.
still never had a mamono dream...
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