>be highschooler anon
>being pursued by some snobby vampire bitch
>just like any other vampire, she’ll never admit anything she feels towards you
>she doesn’t back off, either, even though you’ve told her three times you don’t wanna have to do anything with her
>and lately, she’s becoming more aggressive
<”Got you, servile. Now, we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way…”
>there, like that
>the “easy way” means you just give up, lift your head and let her drain your blood
>the hard way is pretty much the same thing, except she’s gonna pin you to that wall and violently drain you
>what she doesn’t count on, is that there’s a third way
>you pull out your water gun and blast her
>she overloads with sensations and almost starts squirting right on the floor
Anon 1 : Vamp 0
<”O ho ho ho! This time, your little trick won’t work!”
>she’s wearing a waterproof suit this time
>haha, she thinks it’ll help her in any way
“LOL you dumbass, watch this.”
>her eyes widen in horror as you eat the whole loaf of garlic bread
<”W-Well that was impressive, but watch this! I am not going to be swayed with such a poor threat!”
*you use Garlic Breath on her*
<”AIIEEEEEEEEE!!!”
Anon 2 : Vamp 0
<”This time, I’ll surely get you!”
>this is the sixth time she’s trying this
>clad in waterproof magic, sun-ray reflectors, she’s staring you down menacingly
>you casually pull out a bag of grains and spill its contents on the ground
<”NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! one two three four five six…”
>you go “hehe” and leave before she finishes the counting
Anon 6 : Vamp 0
>thirty times and she failed each and every one of them
>it’s been about a month since she last tried anything on you
>at this point, you kinda forgot you have an annoying vampire bitch set after your ass
>so when you suddenly find out that you’re out of lemonade, at 1:30 AM, you just go to the grocery store
“Whoa, the air is really cool and fresh! I think I should take walks in the middle of the night more often.”
>halfway to the store, you feel like you’re being watched
>by some miracle, you sense her right as she’s about to grab you, and dodge her just in time
>she lands in front of you, some thirty feet ahead
>she doesn’t say anything, but this maniacal grin and those bright-red eyes tell you more than enough
>uh oh…
>suddenly, a beastly howl shakes the nightly street, following by automatic fire
>there’s a hellhound on a motorbike, armed with a machine gun and blasting the vampire bitch
>once she’s down, the ‘hound rolls over to you
“Whoa thanks lady, you’ve really saved my bu--”
>you don’t finish before she grabs you and drives you away to her place
Anon 31 : Vamp 0