Actually I've got a better idea for a left-wing party.
Social Justice Initiative (SJI) led by Mary Chinook/Danuki
"This is your place to vote if you're jealous of others' success."
Social Justice Initiative is a left-leaning, progressive party that was created n-ty years ago to address the issues of inequality, lack of social programs, poverty, hunger, and misery. The last three aren't a problem in our country since our advanced economy is already able to ensure a decent standard of living for pretty much anybody, but the party line is here to convince you that these problems still do exist, by exaggerating exceptional cases of suffering, so you would vote in support of greater taxes and regulations. Chinook gently implores you to ignore the fact that her regulations and taxation would only empower the Big Biz and the establishment, since they're very capable of paying some more $$$ while the small and medium enterprises will choke and die from the overregulation and business policies which require to pay employees more money than a startup can afford.
(Not to worry! When your business is broke, you can all register as employees for Chinook's friends and eventually get married to one of those demons or danuki.)
What she wants for you:
- Universal Basic Income. Another reason to impose more taxes and regulations on the populace.
- Socialized healthcare, education, and housing. Monster girls don't want anons to die of tuberculosis on the cold streets just because they couldn't afford a proper care plan, and when translated from propaganda speak to English, that means monopolization of those industries by the government, which is firmly in hands of the biggest corporations providing those services.
- A complete gun ban. The official line is that we want to keep the guns away from criminals and terrorists, but the real reason for that is that the government wants to screw the population however they want and they want the population to be helpless while they rape them.
- Eat the rich! Whatever the implementation, the result is that all rich ladies will have their pussies eaten by their husbands at least once a day.
- Various equality programs (read: affirmative action) to ensure that every mamono would have an equal chance in marriage. Alps, dark elves, hellhounds, vampires (because dykes) and other representatives of oppressed/marginalized minorities get preferential treatment in choosing their government-assigned husband.
- Combatting racial inequality. Not all hellhounds are rapists and not all dark elves are slaving dominatrices! Only about 99.978% of them are. Also, the phrase "Despite making up 6% of the population, they're responsible for 50% rape and slavery in the country" will be outlawed as racially offensive.
- Mandatory vaccination (and other medical procedures we decide to be "necessary"). Pandemic outbreaks are a danger, and to combat them, everybody must follow the State Guidelines. Failure todo so is a heinous crime, since by not taking the state-mandated magical concoction or this weird microchip into your body, you're threatening to infect everyone, especially the fully vaccinated and chipped people! Exactly what's inside our "remedies" is a closely guarded secret and any attempt to crack the code is a crime punishable by 1000 years of rape by mindflayers as well as complete personality erasure.
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