>be anon
>your town is being overrun by the dark elves
>your people can't fight magical creatures that are skilled with both bows and swords, and are hundreds of times stronger than the strongest human in town
>in less than sixty minutes, the whole town surrenders to them
>the town leader kneels before the dark elf captain commanding the invading army and accepts her rule
>hehe, nothing's gonna be too different, you guess
>after all, all rulers are the same kind of opportunistic shithea--
<[Dark Elf Captain] "...And all the men in your town are to be dark elves' property from now on! Yes, all three of them. You've got one hour to present them before us so our girls can choose them~"
>erm, okay, guess life will change for you
>ughghghghgh
>wait, you don't want to be a slave to an uncertain amount of forest-dwelling, pointy-eared niggers!
>you've got to break out!
>you just so happen to have an old ion-propulsion flightpack in your attic somewhere
>you find it just as the police forces break into your house
<"Anon Incognitus, you are under enslavement. You have the right to remain silent, though that's more of an obligation until your new mistresses would address you..."
>hahaha fuck you, no way you're doing that
>you pull out a RPG from the Portable Butthole Dimension and blast a hole in your roof
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