>be Anon Incognitus
>sit on your ass in the comfort of your own dwelling, watching porn then playing some monster-girl clone of Deus Ex (still on UE1, 'cause it's decent technology)
>news come in your town's digital forum, a bunch of foreigners decided to settle in
>they bought the dilapidated, zombie-infested house on the corner of the street, and will be renovating it
>who would want to buy out an old house like that, and why?
>not to mention that the zombies were generously re-located into some kind of an adaptation center
>dammit, that costs some serious money, you know
>just who the fuck are your new neighbors?
>as your character is grappling with two BJ-12 OGRE units, somebody knocks on your door
>you groan unhappily and go check it out
>you open the door, there's a group of foxy girls you don't know standing in the doorway
<"Excuse me, Anonu Inucognitusu-san?"
>what the fuck is with your fucking English, bitch
>the following speech by the foxes comes in an English that's more broken than the Russian society, so it's translated into a more intelligible version
<"Oh, I'm so excited to see you! I have heard that you are the only man in this town, is that true? Oh, I've forgot to introduce myself, first! My name is Konoha Mitsufuckasuckasucka, all friends call me Kono, though! And these are--"
>*more unintelligible tongue-twister names follow, let's assume you can call them Mimi, Saya, and Chiba*
>you try to keep your most welcoming and polite face as distress wells up within you
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