>be me, Anon Incognitus
>see a beaten up Dhampir lying face down
>help her up, she's thankful
>have a nice date at a local cafe, and five hours later, you're rockin' in her estate
>later, she tells you her story
>she tried to pacify a vampire that was a threat for the community, but that bitch was much stronger than your average vampire and she ended up beaten instead
>it seems like she tried to take her on with melee weapons and whatever magic that was available for her, and in the middle of the night, too
>well, good thing you're a technically-gifted wizard and a gun-nut
>starting that day, you train the dhamp in use of all weapons and magics
>from hobby guns like shotguns and rifles, to infantry weapons, heavy weapons, explosive and energy guns...
>she's clearly inexperienced and nervous at first, but you guide her, carefully, through this ordeal
>a month later, she's a trained warrior with expertise in handling all arms (including yours, yeah handholding joke)
>actually, she's a lot stronger than you are
>yesterday she blasted a manticore that tried to rape you, the poor lion-lady passed out right on the street from multiple simultaneous climax
>haha magical plasma weapons
>though she doesn't really hunt vampires anymore as she has no time for this while practicing pole dancing on top of you every day and night