>be Anon Incognitus
>have a shit job nobody would like
>you're getting back home when those strange lights appeared in the sky
>next moment, you're being snatched to somewhere
>shid, the guberment was right, aliens do exist and they kidnap people! ...oh wait, that's what they were actually hiding this whole time
>you're being placed in a containment field of some sort and hauled away
>you notice how aliens all look like gorgeous babes, except there's always a little bit of something that would give them away
>a tail, a pair of horns, animal paws...
>they place you in a capsule, push some buttons and send you away
>you fall asleep before you realize what's happening
>you wake up
>bright light almost blinding you, you squint and wait for your eyes to adapt
>somebody opens your capsule before you adapt to that brightness
<"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF PENIANTA, PARAGON!!!"
>you open your eyes, one of those alien creatures is standing in front of you
>she's got a squirrel tail and squirrel ears, but she seems to be speaking perfect English
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