>want to summon Eros for a nifty love advice
>there is one typo in the summoning ritual
>you end up summoning Eris instead
"uh..."
<"Well Anon, are you going to tell me what do you want from me or you're just going to stand there looking at me like a moron?"
>wait, wait. there is that annoying vampire bitch that's been bugging you for a while
>you'd shoot her with your pulse rifle, but she's got connections 'n' stuff, including with the high-ranked monster-girls able to influence the judicial system
"Uh, could you please upset the relationships between the Von Kempen family and whatever monsters that have weight in courts?"
<"hmm... Well, that's not going to be an easy task. That'll cost you 500 bucks."
>Five hundred?! You've been saving up to buy that new GPU, dammit!
>oh well, guess your security is more important
>you fork over the five 100$ bills, she confirms the transaction and turns around to leave
<"eh, one more thing. Try not to get in Delilah's way before tomorrow past noon. The discord will not be fully effective until then; you might still get into trouble if you'll have to shoot her in self-defence."
>Eris leaves in a puff of gray magic, you pull out your pulse rifle and check the power levels
"All right 'Lilah, you're going DOWN! "